FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Starter Packs

By *oeBeans OP Man
4 days ago

Derby

We've all the meme template. What are some Fab Starter packs? For example:

The "Bi-female Couple" Starter Pack:

- "Looking for that elusive unicorn"

- It's always been the wife's fantasy...

- "Mr will only watch but may join in"

- Always wonder why more women won't join them

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By *929Man
4 days ago

newcastle

New Single man member starter

- ugly cock pick as profile so red looks like someone been Chinese burning it the last hour

- message every single female exact same message

- moan on forum when get no replies, call everyone a cunt and leave

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By *ustAnotherGhoulWoman
4 days ago

Not the North West...

"not meeting single female"

- *****NOT MEETING******

- PLEASE READ not meeting

- leaves filters open

- posts explicit pics/videos

Complains about men messaging

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By *otCouple3737Couple
4 days ago

York/Hull

"New Single man member starter

- ugly cock pick as profile so red looks like someone been Chinese burning it the last hour

- message every single female exact same message

- moan on forum when get no replies, call everyone a cunt and leave

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 days ago

North West

The "Does My Wife Know I'm Here" starter pack:

- "Will fill in later?"

- Looks for discrete fun. In discrete places, like behind a bush or the bins at Aldi

- Has two images. One is a close up of a penis over an (unflushed) loo. The feet visible are clad in white (Sports Direct finest).

- The second image is a blank, black avatar

- Is obviously one of the good ones. But can't work out why no-one is replying. Like really - why aren't all the stuck up [redacteds] replying?

- WhY dOn'T tHeY wAnT mY pEnIs?!

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By *oeBeans OP Man
4 days ago

Derby

The forum constant:

- Not really meeting at the minute

- Posted on every thread on the first pages and answered all the replies

- References threads created two weeks ago

- "When did the forum become less fun?" ...continues posting

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By *olden RatioWoman
4 days ago

Buckinghamshire

"Stating The Obvious guy"

Fills in their profile paragraph with age, height, interests etc. information that's already been covered in the tick boxes.

Will fill in more later...

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By *LiamMan
4 days ago

Midlands

""Stating The Obvious guy"

Fills in their profile paragraph with age, height, interests etc. information that's already been covered in the tick boxes.

Will fill in more later...

"
I take this personally

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By *bi HaiveMan
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4 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The 'wanderer returns'

-been here before

-if you remember me from last time please verify me

-all those play pics are of the ex and yes they know

-cant accomodate

-interests always include anal and watersports

-I didn't have this hard a job getting meets before

-cut or uncut?

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By *oeBeans OP Man
4 days ago

Derby

The "single guy in a club" starter pack:

- Stands to one corner hoping people approach him

- Wanders around occasionally seeing the same things that were there two minutes ago

- Gets barely two words out of anyone when trying to start a conversation

- Leaves thinking clubs are shit

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By *arla SwingerWoman
4 days ago

Somewhere

'The Faker'

Blatantly rips off someone else's bio

Uses pics ripped off porn sites

Only genuine pics they may put up of themselves look like Polaroids from the 80s

Age doesn't match on bio and profile

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By *zeroMan
4 days ago

Glasgow

Hot pic obsessive -

Graphic photo

Fab if you'd fuck

Accepting friend requests

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By *illy IdolMan
4 days ago

Midlands

The seasoned forumite

- loves cake

- can't function without coffee

- sarcastic to any newbies questions

- "this sounds like fun, I'm in"

- quirky profile caption

- jokes about platinum membership

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By *oeBeans OP Man
4 days ago

Derby

"The seasoned forumite

- loves cake

- can't function without coffee

- sarcastic to any newbies questions

- "this sounds like fun, I'm in"

- quirky profile caption

- jokes about platinum membership "

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
4 days ago

North West

"The seasoned forumite

- loves cake

- can't function without coffee

- sarcastic to any newbies questions

- "this sounds like fun, I'm in"

- quirky profile caption

- jokes about platinum membership "

Sounds fun, I'm in. 🤩😆

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 days ago

The Big Smoke

The clique starter pack…

[redacted] 🥷

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By *aizyWoman
4 days ago

west midlands

"The seasoned forumite

- loves cake

- can't function without coffee

- sarcastic to any newbies questions

- "this sounds like fun, I'm in"

- quirky profile caption

- jokes about platinum membership "

✔️

🤔

✔️

Platinum membership is no joke.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 days ago

The Big Smoke

"Platinum membership is no joke."

Thread killer 🤣

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By *cotlad178Man
4 days ago

falkirk

"The "single guy in a club" starter pack:

- Stands to one corner hoping people approach him

- Wanders around occasionally seeing the same things that were there two minutes ago

- Gets barely two words out of anyone when trying to start a conversation

- Leaves thinking clubs are shit"
if I do eventually get to a club this ones a legit fear.

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By *.T.Man
3 days ago

Belfast

The White Knight Starter Pack:

Trawls forums for maidens to save.

Will post an extensive guide on where other men are going wrong.

Will defend the honour of all fair maidens in the hope of getting his dick wetter than Dr Foster on a trip to Gloucester.

Refers to himself and fellow Knights as "us decent guys"

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

The dusting off the couples pack

- only Mr available

- oh it's Mrs messaging, source trust me bro

- don't you want my hubby's body? It would be your honour?

- no Mrs definitely can't verify that Mrs exists

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By *agnar73Man
3 days ago

Glasgow-ish

"The dusting off the couples pack

- only Mr available

- oh it's Mrs messaging, source trust me bro

- don't you want my hubby's body? It would be your honour?

- no Mrs definitely can't verify that Mrs exists"

And in Local updates Mr is horny for cock

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The dusting off the couples pack

- only Mr available

- oh it's Mrs messaging, source trust me bro

- don't you want my hubby's body? It would be your honour?

- no Mrs definitely can't verify that Mrs exists

And in Local updates Mr is horny for cock "

I've not seen that variant, but I don't doubt it

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By *arla SwingerWoman
3 days ago

Somewhere

The genuine starter pack

New to this world, cpl of pics (not sure)

Limited bio as again not sure

Toe dipping but really shy

Gets fucked off 100% of the time, or overwhelmed within 2 days

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 days ago

Leeds

Dick pic. ( bonus points if it is taken over works toilet )

Fill in later.

Message everything with a pulse in a 7,000 mile radius.

Complain that the fact I’m a complete useless fucking idiot is everyone else’s fault.

The mr

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
3 days ago

Northampton

The legal expert

1. Sydney university statement

2. A few sections of law from outside the UK

3. Threat to take action if anyone looks at their pics

4. Zero verifications

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
3 days ago

Wales

"The genuine starter pack

New to this world, cpl of pics (not sure)

Limited bio as again not sure

Toe dipping but really shy

Gets fucked off 100% of the time, or overwhelmed within 2 days

This is actual me.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 days ago

Wales

The local harlot

*Has over 30 verifications which confirm that she does suck like a Dyson. All of which were taken from individuals private meets.

*Has a partner that does not know she's on fab. But still fucks everything within a 10 mile radius

*Has a piercing on her top lip.

*Constant "who can accommodate me now?" updates.

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 days ago

Harrogate

"New Single man member starter

- ugly cock pick as profile so red looks like someone been Chinese burning it the last hour

- message every single female exact same message

- moan on forum when get no replies, call everyone a cunt and leave

😂😂😂😂

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 days ago

Harrogate

"The seasoned forumite

- loves cake

- can't function without coffee

- sarcastic to any newbies questions

- "this sounds like fun, I'm in"

- quirky profile caption

- jokes about platinum membership "

This sounds fun, I’m in.

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By *iFunMale_southMan
3 days ago

Reading

The exasperated female/couple:

Well done if you got this far.

Write "pineapple" in your message to prove you've read all of our profile.

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By *alcon77Man
3 days ago

under the sun & the moon

The forum clown / cheeky b*stard

-Lots of them.

In fact I think ive evolved into one too.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 days ago

Wales

The fab straight

*States ladies only at least 3 times in his profile.

*Multiple cum on tits photos

*Bj vid from a lady.

*Has 3 webcam veris from other men applauding him on his nice hard dick and his no limits dirty talk.

*Bonus points for the blow and go veri in the Aldi car park.

*Posts in the forum asking for a phonecall right now.

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By *ount TootusMan
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

"The fab straight

*States ladies only at least 3 times in his profile.

*Multiple cum on tits photos

*Bj vid from a lady.

*Has 3 webcam veris from other men applauding him on his nice hard dick and his no limits dirty talk.

*Bonus points for the blow and go veri in the Aldi car park.

*Posts in the forum asking for a phonecall right now."

aldi car park 🤣

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The legal expert

1. Sydney university statement

2. A few sections of law from outside the UK

3. Threat to take action if anyone looks at their pics

4. Zero verifications "

I've got the knock off version of this one

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By *ount TootusMan
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

"The legal expert

1. Sydney university statement

2. A few sections of law from outside the UK

3. Threat to take action if anyone looks at their pics

4. Zero verifications

I've got the knock off version of this one

It's a pretty good read.

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By *landalfMan
3 days ago

Airdrie

"The forum clown / cheeky b*stard

-Lots of them.

In fact I think ive evolved into one too."

I wear this badge with pride

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 days ago

The West

The forum pedant

- It's you're not your!

- Starts thread about spelling mistakes that also contains spelling mistakes.

-Demands you define the key word in every discussion.

-Starts every reply with 'research has shown'.

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By *nesCouple
3 days ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

"The forum pedant

- It's you're not your!

- Starts thread about spelling mistakes that also contains spelling mistakes.

-Demands you define the key word in every discussion.

-Starts every reply with 'research has shown'."

It’s actually your, not you’re.

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By *imply DeeWoman
3 days ago

Wherever

The “self proclaimed dom” starter pack:

• mid 30s - mid 40s

• fairly good body shape

• a few intimidating photos holding his belt ready to use

• “looking for sluts” somewhere in his very short bio

• gets verbally abusive pretty quickly when confronted or, god forbid - rejected.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 days ago

Wales

"The “self proclaimed dom” starter pack:

• mid 30s - mid 40s

• fairly good body shape

• a few intimidating photos holding his belt ready to use

• “looking for sluts” somewhere in his very short bio

• gets verbally abusive pretty quickly when confronted or, god forbid - rejected.

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Millennial swingers starter pack

- must have mental health

- Add some labels for things , just make them all up no one cares

- whine about how crap you are

Just kidding

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By *sWyldWoman
3 days ago

Edinburgh

The peri menopausal woman starter pack.

-not meeting, lost mojo

- still posts photos because she just wants to feel a little bit attractive again, even though she knows it has no meaning or substance.

-posts on forums but isn't really cool anymore

-might take everyone by surprise and occasionally have sex or post something overtly filthy.

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By *imply DeeWoman
3 days ago

Wherever

"The peri menopausal woman starter pack.

-not meeting, lost mojo

- still posts photos because she just wants to feel a little bit attractive again, even though she knows it has no meaning or substance.

-posts on forums but isn't really cool anymore

-might take everyone by surprise and occasionally have sex or post something overtly filthy.

This is actually me

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By *enk15Man
3 days ago

Evesham

The "Cock-Block thyself" Starter pack:

- Write a profile stating only that you are genuine, educated and want a shag.

- Send out messages en masse with extreme close up of cock.

- After an hour, send follow up messages asking why they haven't shagged you yet.

- Put up passive aggressive status blaming the women of Fab for lack of success

- Start thread asking where it all went wrong.

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By *illy IdolMan
3 days ago

Midlands

The couple

- "been here a while, we know how it works"

- 300 photos of the lady and a cock pic hidden in the mix

- picture infront of the Liberty Elite sign.

- a lingerie shot next to the lockers.

- "single gents, we'll find you"

- a picture of 6 women's arses lined up.

- gold membership

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
3 days ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

It's all funny because it's true

Even found ourselves

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By *viatrixWoman
3 days ago

Redhill

"The couple

- "been here a while, we know how it works"

- 300 photos of the lady and a cock pic hidden in the mix

- picture infront of the Liberty Elite sign.

- a lingerie shot next to the lockers.

- "single gents, we'll find you"

- a picture of 6 women's arses lined up.

- gold membership "

😅😅😅😅

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By *sWyldWoman
3 days ago

Edinburgh

"The peri menopausal woman starter pack.

-not meeting, lost mojo

- still posts photos because she just wants to feel a little bit attractive again, even though she knows it has no meaning or substance.

-posts on forums but isn't really cool anymore

-might take everyone by surprise and occasionally have sex or post something overtly filthy.

This is actually me

Me too!!

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By *osey WalesMan
3 days ago

Surrey

Thread killer starter pack.

Me 👆

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
3 days ago

Berkshire

Surprised no one had cited the

‘I am clearly better than you’ starter pack.

The site is often saturated with it.

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By *viatrixWoman
3 days ago

Redhill

"The peri menopausal woman starter pack.

-not meeting, lost mojo

- still posts photos because she just wants to feel a little bit attractive again, even though she knows it has no meaning or substance.

-posts on forums but isn't really cool anymore

-might take everyone by surprise and occasionally have sex or post something overtly filthy.

This is actually me

Me too!! "

I feel seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *oeBeans OP Man
3 days ago

Derby

The "Funny Forum User" starter pack

- Reminds everyone how sarcastic they are

- Tries to be funnier by adding a comedic reply to an already funny post

- Uses phrases like "rusty Sheriff's badge" and "Gaping fanny" for comedic effect

- Reminds everyone how sarcastic they are.

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 days ago

The West

Forum troll starter pack

-Start thread on inflammatory or divisive issue

-Immediately become wildly defensive

-Feel attacked

-Tell everyone they must be horrible people to be so mean

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By *ora the explorerWoman
3 days ago

Paradise, Herts

These are funny 🤣🤣

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By *ora the explorerWoman
3 days ago

Paradise, Herts

"Surprised no one had cited the

‘I am clearly better than you’ starter pack.

The site is often saturated with it. "

I definitely thought there’d be a white knight starter pack!

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By *ount TootusMan
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Surprised no one had cited the

‘I am clearly better than you’ starter pack.

The site is often saturated with it.

I definitely thought there’d be a white knight starter pack! "

There is go up a few.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
3 days ago

Paradise, Herts

"Surprised no one had cited the

‘I am clearly better than you’ starter pack.

The site is often saturated with it.

I definitely thought there’d be a white knight starter pack!

There is go up a few.

Ah yeah! Missed it haha 🤦‍♀️

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By *ount TootusMan
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Surprised no one had cited the

‘I am clearly better than you’ starter pack.

The site is often saturated with it.

I definitely thought there’d be a white knight starter pack!

There is go up a few.

Ah yeah! Missed it haha 🤦‍♀️"
i get it I need my glasses back 🤣

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By *eliWoman
3 days ago

I really wanna do one but I don't want to be a dick.

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By *ount TootusMan
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I really wanna do one but I don't want to be a dick.

Do it.

Or I'll do it because I'm due being a dick here I think. 🤔

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By *ora the explorerWoman
3 days ago

Paradise, Herts

"I really wanna do one but I don't want to be a dick.

🤣🤣 same. I’ve a few good ones but I’m not gonna

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 days ago

Wales

"The peri menopausal woman starter pack.

-not meeting, lost mojo

- still posts photos because she just wants to feel a little bit attractive again, even though she knows it has no meaning or substance.

-posts on forums but isn't really cool anymore

-might take everyone by surprise and occasionally have sex or post something overtly filthy.

I'm not peri menopausal but I'll take the rest of it

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By *eliWoman
3 days ago

"I really wanna do one but I don't want to be a dick.

🤣🤣 same. I’ve a few good ones but I’m not gonna "

Ohhh! If I take the mick out of myself (and some friends) that'll work. Good way around it.

You should do one Nora!

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By *ustAnotherGhoulWoman
3 days ago

Not the North West...

Middle aged single woman

- hates men but still wants the adoration

- uses sarcasm to hide the fact they have zero personality

- mocks anyone that talks about sex

Moans that she never gets any sex

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By *oeBeans OP Man
3 days ago

Derby

"I really wanna do one but I don't want to be a dick.

🤣🤣 same. I’ve a few good ones but I’m not gonna "

^ The "bottle job" starter pack right here 😉

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By *agnar73Man
3 days ago

Glasgow-ish

"The dusting off the couples pack

- only Mr available

- oh it's Mrs messaging, source trust me bro

- don't you want my hubby's body? It would be your honour?

- no Mrs definitely can't verify that Mrs exists

And in Local updates Mr is horny for cock

I've not seen that variant, but I don't doubt it"

See about two different ones on my updates, one says ‘Mrs here and I’m out but Mr wants to..’ 🤢

I wasn’t prepared for that when I changed the looking for to women and couples

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By *oeBeans OP Man
3 days ago

Derby

"I really wanna do one but I don't want to be a dick.

🤣🤣 same. I’ve a few good ones but I’m not gonna

^ The "bottle job" starter pack right here 😉"

I'm kidding, just do it! Puff your chest out and type it! 😈

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By *HUSH-Man
3 days ago

London

The mystery sex god.

No Photos

No Bio

50 verifications all less than a year old.

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By *eliWoman
3 days ago

The "Don't You Know I'm Poly" Starter Pack:

- mentions they're poly in their bio. At least once.

- scoffs at the idea of NSA because they're oh so different. Still does it but just quietly.

- mentions it in the forums every other post.

- lack of sexy sex photos because they're so deep and looking for real connections.

- millennial.

- neurospicy.

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By *illy IdolMan
3 days ago

Midlands

The middle-aged man.

- unbuttoned white shirt, exposing hairy chest.

- boot cut jeans unbuttoned.

- can't accommodate.

- semi erect cock pics.

- excellent oral skills

- belt wrapped around their fist.

- willing to meet 18 - 99 years.

- loves a social.

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By *oeBeans OP Man
3 days ago

Derby

"The "Don't You Know I'm Poly" Starter Pack:

- mentions they're poly in their bio. At least once.

- scoffs at the idea of NSA because they're oh so different. Still does it but just quietly.

- mentions it in the forums every other post.

- lack of sexy sex photos because they're so deep and looking for real connections.

- millennial.

- neurospicy. "

😂😂😂

Yes... Yesssss! 😈😆

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The dusting off the couples pack

- only Mr available

- oh it's Mrs messaging, source trust me bro

- don't you want my hubby's body? It would be your honour?

- no Mrs definitely can't verify that Mrs exists

And in Local updates Mr is horny for cock

I've not seen that variant, but I don't doubt it

See about two different ones on my updates, one says ‘Mrs here and I’m out but Mr wants to..’ 🤢

I wasn’t prepared for that when I changed the looking for to women and couples

Fair! Confirmation bias for me, because I'm a woman I see the ones going after the women.

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By *HUSH-Man
3 days ago

London

The “You’re not a real swinger” starter pack.

Photos from 2015

Last verification from 2016

Bio says they’re a late 30’s couple (They’re now late 40’s)

Nostalgic about how FAB used to be

Triggered by singles profiles

Trawl the forums telling people they’re not “real swingers”

Threaten to leave every other week.

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By *oodmessMan
3 days ago

yumsville

ummm

*Broken cunt

*best bj in the world

*treat with respect

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 days ago

Wales

[Removed by poster at 29/10/24 11:40:53]

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 days ago

Wales

"Middle aged single woman

- hates men but still wants the adoration

- uses sarcasm to hide the fact they have zero personality

- mocks anyone that talks about sex

Moans that she never gets any sex

Ooh I can take that one too 💁

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By *LiamMan
3 days ago

Midlands

"The middle-aged man.

- unbuttoned white shirt, exposing hairy chest.

- boot cut jeans unbuttoned.

- can't accommodate.

- semi erect cock pics.

- excellent oral skills

- belt wrapped around their fist.

- willing to meet 18 - 99 years.

- loves a social.

The belt one

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 days ago

Harrogate

The “I’m not bi” starter pack

- tell everyone you’re definitely not bi

- put it in your profile three times

- list yourself as straight

- only talk to blokes about getting your member sucked by a guy.

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The cap d’age couple

- photos that look like crowds at Black Friday

- little smiley faces all over peoples faces

- way too much sun tan (Mrs)

- way too many kebabs (Mr)

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By *landalfMan
3 days ago

Airdrie

"The “I’m not bi” starter pack

- tell everyone you’re definitely not bi

- put it in your profile three times

- list yourself as straight

- only talk to blokes about getting your member sucked by a guy. "

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 days ago

The West

The VWE starter pack

-Starts a thread asking if hung is better

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By *apt Jack SparrowMan
3 days ago

Birmingham

😂😂 this thread is killing me

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By *apt Jack SparrowMan
3 days ago

Birmingham

😂🤣

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By *indergirlWoman
3 days ago

somewhere, someplace

"The peri menopausal woman starter pack.

-not meeting, lost mojo

- still posts photos because she just wants to feel a little bit attractive again, even though she knows it has no meaning or substance.

-posts on forums but isn't really cool anymore

-might take everyone by surprise and occasionally have sex or post something overtly filthy.

Oh my I feel seen 🫣😭🤣

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By *viatrixWoman
3 days ago

Redhill

I am laughing so much with this thread 😂😂😂 love it!

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By *viatrixWoman
3 days ago

Redhill

"The cap d’age couple

- photos that look like crowds at Black Friday

- little smiley faces all over peoples faces

- way too much sun tan (Mrs)

- way too many kebabs (Mr)

All the 😈😈😈😈😈 emojis over peoples’ faces on ohotos 😂😂😂😂

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By *ount TootusMan
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ount TootusMan
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

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3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *oxychicWoman
3 days ago

Nottinghamshire

Haha love this great read🤣

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
3 days ago

Berkshire

The ‘desperate deluded single guy’ template -

- states ‘athletic’ but from the pictures it looks like he’s never done any form of physical activity in his life

- see’s a ‘couples only thread’ but can’t resist giving his two cents worth regardless

- tells all the women how wonderful they are and how we wishes they lived closer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 days ago

North West

"The peri menopausal woman starter pack.

-not meeting, lost mojo

- still posts photos because she just wants to feel a little bit attractive again, even though she knows it has no meaning or substance.

-posts on forums but isn't really cool anymore

-might take everyone by surprise and occasionally have sex or post something overtly filthy.

I am seen

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By *enk15Man
3 days ago

Evesham

The Fantasist starter pack.

1. State that you are genuine

2. Send out messages and have a wank over profiles

3. Someone messages back. Panic!! But respond in sexual way stating what you will do to them.

4. They want to meet!! Shit gets too real, block them and hide profile.

5. Rinse and repeat

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By *HUSH-Man
3 days ago

London

The contradiction starter pack

Looking for single women only

Open to meeting couples

Here for good time, not a long time

Been on the scene for 10 years

Won’t meet smokers

420 friendly 💨

Not looking for one night stands

Loves a naughty spontaneous meet.

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By *ellicateMan
3 days ago

Forfar

Excellent Thread!

Thanks OP.

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By *ackdaw52Man
3 days ago

Chesterfield

Single mum starter pack

*Can't accom

*"drop of a hat"

*"commitments"

*club trip planned in three months time

*"if you don't like curves, jog on"

*"who's free now???"

*comments on tidy living room, drinks two thirds of a bottle of merlot

*sleeps for three hours after sex

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

But any holes a goal starter pack

- 18-99 age pref

- replies ‘both’ to every thread

- sends ‘hugs’ to all the needy women

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 days ago

Harrogate

The I want to be liked start pack:

- comments under every “person above” thread

- shamelessly posts needy threads

- gives all the chat

- never ever meets

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By *yzykMan
3 days ago

Stirlingshire

The 'Rodeo Riding for Beginners' starter pack - sadly discontinued due to lack of demand

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By *.T.Man
3 days ago

Belfast

Alpha Starter pack -

Calls himself an Alpha.

Read a synopsis of 50 Shades and thinks he's an expert on what women actually wants.

Gets butthurt surprisingly easy for someone who is supposed to be a natural leader.

Very fragile ego.

Mistakes arrogance for confidence.

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By *ildTimes777Man
3 days ago

Colchester/London

"The cap d’age couple

- photos that look like crowds at Black Friday

- little smiley faces all over peoples faces

- way too much sun tan (Mrs)

- way too many kebabs (Mr)

Lol

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By *ildTimes777Man
3 days ago

Colchester/London

"The couple

- "been here a while, we know how it works"

- 300 photos of the lady and a cock pic hidden in the mix

- picture infront of the Liberty Elite sign.

- a lingerie shot next to the lockers.

- "single gents, we'll find you"

- a picture of 6 women's arses lined up.

- gold membership "

😅😅😅😅😅 All true 🤣

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By *zeroMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

The Imposter

Pics are all of an onlyfans model

Interested in absolutely everything

18-99

Profile simply says "."

Lasts a grand total of 2 hours on the site.

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By *ackformore100Man
3 days ago

Tin town

The money grabber

Like to be spoiled

Like the finer things in life

Like using upmarket and professional

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By *ackformore100Man
3 days ago

Tin town

The judge

Knows how this works

Have been here before

Knows how to spot a fake a mile off

Can't accommodate but anyone who can't accommodate is a cheating fuck

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
3 days ago

Wolverhampton

"The "Don't You Know I'm Poly" Starter Pack:

- mentions they're poly in their bio. At least once.

- scoffs at the idea of NSA because they're oh so different. Still does it but just quietly.

- mentions it in the forums every other post.

- lack of sexy sex photos because they're so deep and looking for real connections.

- millennial.

- neurospicy. "

Can't breathe from laughing too much. Haha. Too accurate. Love it

(although my lack of sexy sex photos is for a different reason!)

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By *usyBusyGhoulWoman
3 days ago

Birmingham

"The judge

Knows how this works

Have been here before

Knows how to spot a fake a mile off

Can't accommodate but anyone who can't accommodate is a cheating fuck

Ooh haha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
3 days ago

Paradise, Herts

"The judge

Knows how this works

Have been here before

Knows how to spot a fake a mile off

Can't accommodate but anyone who can't accommodate is a cheating fuck

🤣

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By *ount TootusMan
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

"The judge

Knows how this works

Have been here before

Knows how to spot a fake a mile off

Can't accommodate but anyone who can't accommodate is a cheating fuck

🤣"

Sad people.actually yhink this too. 😞

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 days ago

The West

The Baying Mob

Turns rabid at the scent of a single male.

Particularly triggered by questions that may have been asked before or may not be worded correctly.

Can rip a post to shreds with surgical precision

The males are known to be very subservient to females and their mating display has been known to induce nausea due to the high level of obsequiou_ness.

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By *ackformore100Man
3 days ago

Tin town

The gym monkey

Tell you go to the gym

Today is legs day

What shall I do before I go to the gym

What shall I do after I go to the gym

What shall I do while I'm at the gym

Do you go to the gym?

I go to the gym

What supplements shall I take to go to the gym

Put some pics up of me at the gym

Does anybody else ache after going to the gym?

I just broke my bench 1rm at the gym

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By *ea monkeyMan
3 days ago

Manchester (he/him)

"The "Don't You Know I'm Poly" Starter Pack:

- mentions they're poly in their bio. At least once.

- scoffs at the idea of NSA because they're oh so different. Still does it but just quietly.

- mentions it in the forums every other post.

- lack of sexy sex photos because they're so deep and looking for real connections.

- millennial.

- neurospicy. "

I’m ok cos I’m not a millennial 😁

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By *HUSH-Man
2 days ago

London

This thread has really delivered 😂 😂 😂

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By *oeBeans OP Man
2 days ago

Derby

The OF creator Starter Pack:

- Professionally taken photos

- "Fab if you would..."

- Only have veris from other content creators who fit into this pack

- "I'm "XYZ" on other sites

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

"The "Don't You Know I'm Poly" Starter Pack:

- mentions they're poly in their bio. At least once.

- scoffs at the idea of NSA because they're oh so different. Still does it but just quietly.

- mentions it in the forums every other post.

- lack of sexy sex photos because they're so deep and looking for real connections.

- millennial.

- neurospicy.

I’m ok cos I’m not a millennial 😁"

Yeah, only the millennial poly types are insufferable.

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By *viatrixWoman
2 days ago

Redhill

The High Horse Jockeys 🏇 starter pack:

-No action or extreme closeup photos (apart from boobs in a bra)- all “classy” and B&W of course

- “Don’t want to see what you had for breakfast”

- Would never, EVER “meet now” and people who do are desperate in their eyes

-“Everyone is cheap and slutty but me/us” badge of honour 🥇

- Protective, invisible field against married men/women playing away 🧙

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By *imply DeeWoman
2 days ago

Wherever

You guys are on the roll

Local fuckboi starter pack:

• dirty mirror gym selfie/toilet selfie

• what’s the motive tonight

• hangover horn, who’s free

• here for a good time not for a long time

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By *HUSH-Man
2 days ago

London

The “Golden generation”

Introduced to swinging on holiday in Scarborough in the summer of 1979.

Completely unfazed by anything sexual and prefer a cup of tea and a slice of cake before their meet instead of alcohol.

Afternoon meets are best as they’re looking after the grandchildren and promised to read them Goldilocks and the three bears.

Sign their DM’s with sincerely and a kiss.

Sex playlist includes tracks from Katie Melua and Savage Garden.

Adored by everyone on FAB

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By *illy IdolMan
2 days ago

Midlands

The ticking time bomb

- starts off with one blurry selfie

- joins the forums

- downloads a photo editing app

- revamps profile

- uploads multiple B&W pictures with new selfie stand

- posts a thread about "sites full of time wasters"

- UNLOS

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By *oeBeans OP Man
2 days ago

Derby

"The ticking time bomb

- starts off with one blurry selfie

- joins the forums

- downloads a photo editing app

- revamps profile

- uploads multiple B&W pictures with new selfie stand

- posts a thread about "sites full of time wasters"

- UNLOS"

Those last two are gonna happen any minute for me...

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By *oeBeans OP Man
2 days ago

Derby

The "Greedy Girl attender" starter pack:

- Usually middle aged

- No verifications from one to one meets

- Generic verifications that could've been written for anyone

- Happy to chat about cars while wanking himself off

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By *illy IdolMan
2 days ago

Midlands

"The ticking time bomb

- starts off with one blurry selfie

- joins the forums

- downloads a photo editing app

- revamps profile

- uploads multiple B&W pictures with new selfie stand

- posts a thread about "sites full of time wasters"

- UNLOS

Those last two are gonna happen any minute for me..."

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By *oeBeans OP Man
2 days ago

Derby

The "personality means a lot to me" starter pack:

- Must be at least 6' tall

- Must be VWE

- Must be a bearded Viking type

- Tattooed men to the front of the queue

- White/Black men only. It's just my preference

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By *HUSH-Man
2 days ago

London

"The "personality means a lot to me" starter pack:

- Must be at least 6' tall

- Must be VWE

- Must be a bearded Viking type

- Tattooed men to the front of the queue

- White/Black men only. It's just my preference"

Shots fired 😂

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By *he Infamous Minxie MinxWoman
2 days ago

Sussex

They are hilarious 😂 😃

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
2 days ago

Merseyside

"New Single man member starter

- ugly cock pick as profile so red looks like someone been Chinese burning it the last hour

- message every single female exact same message

- moan on forum when get no replies, call everyone a cunt and leave

This tickled me

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
2 days ago

Merseyside

"The "Does My Wife Know I'm Here" starter pack:

- "Will fill in later?"

- Looks for discrete fun. In discrete places, like behind a bush or the bins at Aldi

- Has two images. One is a close up of a penis over an (unflushed) loo. The feet visible are clad in white (Sports Direct finest).

- The second image is a blank, black avatar

- Is obviously one of the good ones. But can't work out why no-one is replying. Like really - why aren't all the stuck up [redacteds] replying?

- WhY dOn'T tHeY wAnT mY pEnIs?!

🤣🤣🤣

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By *imply DeeWoman
2 days ago

Wherever

The “Intimidating MF couple” starter pack:

• we know what we are looking for and are not shy

• been here before so we know the score

• PLEASE DONT SEND ME ANY FRIENDS REQUESTS IF WE HAVE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE...

NO FRIENDS REQUESTS

• you will be talking to the Mr only

• SINGLE GUYS WE WILL FIND YOU

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By *.T.Man
2 days ago

Belfast

The Professionals starter pack:

Can't share photo's due to work.

Has a boss called Cowley.

Works for CI5.

Can't meet often due to work commitments.

Seeks other professionals without declaring what professions are deemed professional.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
19 hours ago

North West

"The High Horse Jockeys 🏇 starter pack:

-No action or extreme closeup photos (apart from boobs in a bra)- all “classy” and B&W of course

- “Don’t want to see what you had for breakfast”

- Would never, EVER “meet now” and people who do are desperate in their eyes

-“Everyone is cheap and slutty but me/us” badge of honour 🥇

- Protective, invisible field against married men/women playing away 🧙

I feel seen! 😂

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
8 hours ago

Central

Perhaps new users could get asked which starter pack would fit them best, by answering a few questions. They'd then be good to go

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By *mf123Man
8 hours ago

with one foot out the door

Funk like a bison

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By *ackformore100Man
6 hours ago

Tin town

The rainbow warrior

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