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"Square root of 69" Shit. Next question? | |||
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"Have you heard the story about Sylvester Stallone?" No but you can tell me.  | |||
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"If you could meet one forum-dweller platonically, who would it be?" 🤔 gotta meet nero can't lie, man has gave me some solid advice. | |||
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"Can you get better than a kwikfit fitter? " Probably not but I'll try. | |||
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"Do you like movies about Gladiators??" The first one was awsome, heard there's a second now too. | |||
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"Rom Com or Action & Adventure?" Action and adventure Indiana Jones has one of my favourites. | |||
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"If you could meet one forum-dweller platonically, who would it be? 🤔 gotta meet nero can't lie, man has gave me some solid advice. "He's got a really squeaky voice IRL. | |||
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"Should I meet up and have sex with the man I'm chatting to, if he's interested? " Errr 🤔 Id say social first, see if he it's the spot for you in person. (I've got no clue) | |||
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"If you could meet one forum-dweller platonically, who would it be? 🤔 gotta meet nero can't lie, man has gave me some solid advice.
He's got a really squeaky voice IRL."🤣 | |||
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"Should I meet up and have sex with the man I'm chatting to, if he's interested? " Do all the sex | |||
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"Do you like movies about Gladiators?? The first one was awsome, heard there's a second now too." Surely there's more than 2 movies about Gladiators been made?? | |||
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"Do you like movies about Gladiators?? The first one was awsome, heard there's a second now too. Surely there's more than 2 movies about Gladiators been made??" 🤔 you'd have to let me know because my movie knowledge is garbage. | |||
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"Should I meet up and have sex with the man I'm chatting to, if he's interested? Errr 🤔 Id say social first, see if he it's the spot for you in person. (I've got no clue)" It's all riding on you, Toots. Yay, or nay? | |||
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"Should I meet up and have sex with the man I'm chatting to, if he's interested? Errr 🤔 Id say social first, see if he it's the spot for you in person. (I've got no clue) It's all riding on you, Toots. Yay, or nay?" Shittttttttt, do it just do it! | |||
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"Do you like movies about Gladiators?? The first one was awsome, heard there's a second now too. Surely there's more than 2 movies about Gladiators been made?? 🤔 you'd have to let me know because my movie knowledge is garbage." I'm Spartacus!! | |||
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"Have you heard the story about Sylvester Stallone? No but you can tell me. "So, apparently he has an unusual cleaning routine: he was staying in a hotel while on a press junket thing for a film he was promoting, and there was the usual "don't look him in the eyes. Speak when spoken to" demands as is often common with famous people. After a couple of complaints from the cleaners to the hotel management, the duty manager took Sly's agent to one side and said "apologies but it seems our housekeeping staff are unhappy as that's two mornings in a row that there has been fecal matter in the shower tray. Can you ask Mr Stallone to make sure he uses the toilet for this?" His agent got very angry and replied "Mr Stallone is a very busy man!" Like, too busy to use a toilet so he shits in the shower as he's getting washed 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"What horror film should I watch tonight?" I want to say Halloween but I feel like you've watched then plenty already. 🤔 | |||
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"Do you like movies about Gladiators??" I got the reference 😉 | |||
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"If you’re traveling at the speed of light, what happens if you turn your headlights on?"  that's deep.. what does happen????? | |||
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"What horror film should I watch tonight? I want to say Halloween but I feel like you've watched then plenty already. 🤔 " I have, I want something different. But not anything involving scary arse kids, I can't do scary kids. | |||
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? " By plane, I dunno its in America so beats me. | |||
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"What horror film should I watch tonight? I want to say Halloween but I feel like you've watched then plenty already. 🤔 I have, I want something different. But not anything involving scary arse kids, I can't do scary kids. " You mean the annoying teens who ually end up causing the killer to attack them, or the college kids who end up screaming and tripping over a stick... Yeah I get that. | |||
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"Do you always look on the bright side of life?." Yes but it's been hard this year, really hard. | |||
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"Which care bear most accurately reflects your personality?" I want to say the grumpy one, but I switch sometimes. | |||
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"What horror film should I watch tonight? I want to say Halloween but I feel like you've watched then plenty already. 🤔 I have, I want something different. But not anything involving scary arse kids, I can't do scary kids. " My mate once reccomened me to watch mothhman prophecies says it was a creepy watch. No idea on the kid side of thing and nor do I know if it's good. Sadly I'm in need of a horror movie marathon because it's been agessssss! | |||
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"If you’re traveling at the speed of light, what happens if you turn your headlights on? that's deep.. what does happen?????"Not a clue, that’s why I’m asking 😂 | |||
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"If you’re traveling at the speed of light, what happens if you turn your headlights on? that's deep.. what does happen?????
Not a clue, that’s why I’m asking 😂"Fuckkkkmm, I guess the light would travel at the same speed as you? I really don't know 🤣 | |||
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"What would be your ideal holiday?" Japan, easy one! It's a dream holiday for sure. | |||
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"What would be your ideal holiday? Japan, easy one! It's a dream holiday for sure. "Which island or all of them? | |||
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"What would be your ideal holiday? Japan, easy one! It's a dream holiday for sure.
Which island or all of them? "I would love to first do a cultural tour, I'd have to look up the names again, but I'd like to visit most of them.
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"Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku and Kyushu are the main four "Ahhh, well thank you I'll admit I know some of the Citys more then the islands 🤣 Kyoto Akihabra Tokyo, stuff like that. | |||
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"Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku and Kyushu are the main four
Ahhh, well thank you I'll admit I know some of the Citys more then the islands 🤣
Kyoto
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Tokyo, stuff like that."Most people do but there's no shame in that. .
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"Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku and Kyushu are the main four
Ahhh, well thank you I'll admit I know some of the Citys more then the islands 🤣
Kyoto
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"I used to watch abroad in Japan quite alot, even made plans for a tour trip then covid hit hard. | |||
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"What would be your ideal holiday? Japan, easy one! It's a dream holiday for sure.
Which island or all of them?
I would love to first do a cultural tour, I'd have to look up the names again, but I'd like to visit most of them.
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"Winning lottery numbers?" None of your beeswax. 
🤣 no idea 69 32 4 8 1 5 (1)
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"What would be your ideal holiday? Japan, easy one! It's a dream holiday for sure.
Which island or all of them?
I would love to first do a cultural tour, I'd have to look up the names again, but I'd like to visit most of them.
Tokyo to Kyoto by train. "Ooh the bullet train?? I'll admit I've been wanting to | |||
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"When was the last time a woman actually did something non sexual for you that gave you flutters.... What was it they did?" My first social invitation, it felt good really good. It made me feel alot more positive about myself too. | |||
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"If you’re traveling at the speed of light, what happens if you turn your headlights on? that's deep.. what does happen?????
Not a clue, that’s why I’m asking 😂
Fuckkkkmm, I guess the light would travel at the same speed as you?
I really don't know 🤣 "It’s got into your head now, that should help with the boredom 😂 | |||
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"If you’re traveling at the speed of light, what happens if you turn your headlights on? that's deep.. what does happen?????
Not a clue, that’s why I’m asking 😂
Fuckkkkmm, I guess the light would travel at the same speed as you?
I really don't know 🤣
It’s got into your head now, that should help with the boredom 😂"Thanks I really do appreciate it 🤣 | |||
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"Is it true if you play with ya belly button to much it will unscrew and ya bum will fall off ? " Yes sadly it happened to a recent family memeber.  | |||
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"How would you describe Falcor from the neverending story?" A fluffy cute lucky dragon, I need to watch this again. | |||
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"How would you describe Falcor from the neverending story? A fluffy cute lucky dragon, I need to watch this again." Don't forget the song. Dance version. | |||
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"How would you describe Falcor from the neverending story? A fluffy cute lucky dragon, I need to watch this again. Don't forget the song. Dance version. " I won't 🤣 It's been so dam long. | |||
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"Is it true if you play with ya belly button to much it will unscrew and ya bum will fall off ? Yes sadly it happened to a recent family memeber. "Did they manage to reattach their cheeks ? | |||
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"What made you pick the username? Mrs " It's my new staple name.for most things now. But I chose it back when I started playing conan exiles. Though then I believe it was tootus van boombus. | |||
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"Winning lottery numbers? None of your beeswax.
🤣 no idea 69 32 4 8 1 5 (1)
Lkke that ?"Haha I'll be sure to share | |||
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"Is it true if you play with ya belly button to much it will unscrew and ya bum will fall off ? Yes sadly it happened to a recent family memeber.
Did they manage to reattach their cheeks ? "Nah he drop the belly button down a drain, it makes sitting difficult. | |||
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"Danger Mouse or Penfold ? " Danger mouse, don't hate me but I havnt watched it so im taking a lucky dip. The question is do I? | |||
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"If I weasel eats, 3 mice, 2 rabbits and someone’s household cat. When will the police realise my neighbour has in fact killed his wife and she’s not “ missing “ The mr " fucking hell 🤣 | |||
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"Richard Gere and the hamsters? " Is this a band? I'm sorry I don't quite understand, but please tell me. | |||
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"I have a good question, as a man do you have any success on here with women?Thanks, Stephen." Well thst depends on what you mean by success. 🤔 I mean I've had a good social if that counts,but your more then happy to explain a bit further because I don't get what you mean.
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"What is the back of your knee cap called. " Shit I won't cheat so what is it? | |||
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"Danger Mouse or Penfold ? Danger mouse, don't hate me but I havnt watched it so im taking a lucky dip. The question is do I?" GOOD GRIEF! | |||
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? " Practise.  | |||
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"Danger Mouse or Penfold ? Danger mouse, don't hate me but I havnt watched it so im taking a lucky dip. The question is do I? GOOD GRIEF! " I'm sorry!😭 | |||
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"Danger Mouse or Penfold ? Danger mouse, don't hate me but I havnt watched it so im taking a lucky dip. The question is do I? GOOD GRIEF! "  | |||
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"Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku and Kyushu are the main four
Ahhh, well thank you I'll admit I know some of the Citys more then the islands 🤣
Kyoto
Akihabra
Tokyo, stuff like that.
Most people do but there's no shame in that.
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I used to watch abroad in Japan quite alot, even made plans for a tour trip then covid hit hard."I've never seen that. I have lots of Japanese friends I've never been though. It's a very expensive trip so we're saving up | |||
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"Danger Mouse or Penfold ? Danger mouse, don't hate me but I havnt watched it so im taking a lucky dip. The question is do I? GOOD GRIEF! "I feel I've sinned now. | |||
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"Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku and Kyushu are the main four
Ahhh, well thank you I'll admit I know some of the Citys more then the islands 🤣
Kyoto
Akihabra
Tokyo, stuff like that.
Most people do but there's no shame in that.
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I used to watch abroad in Japan quite alot, even made plans for a tour trip then covid hit hard.
I've never seen that.
I have lots of Japanese friends I've never been though. It's a very expensive trip so we're saving up"Ooh well good luck and I do hope you enjoy. | |||
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"Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku and Kyushu are the main four
Ahhh, well thank you I'll admit I know some of the Citys more then the islands 🤣
Kyoto
Akihabra
Tokyo, stuff like that.
Most people do but there's no shame in that.
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I used to watch abroad in Japan quite alot, even made plans for a tour trip then covid hit hard.
I've never seen that.
I have lots of Japanese friends I've never been though. It's a very expensive trip so we're saving up
Ooh well good luck and I do hope you enjoy. "The rate we're going we'll need to live until we're 150 | |||
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"Both the deputy and the sheriff are dead Now we know who shot the sheriff and we known it was in self defence. But who actually shot the deputy and why " Great song. | |||
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"Danger Mouse or Penfold ? Danger mouse, don't hate me but I havnt watched it so im taking a lucky dip. The question is do I? GOOD GRIEF!
I feel I've sinned now."Cooorrr chief..... | |||
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"Danger Mouse or Penfold ? Danger mouse, don't hate me but I havnt watched it so im taking a lucky dip. The question is do I? GOOD GRIEF!
I feel I've sinned now.
Cooorrr chief....."I get it already.😭 | |||
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"What would be your ideal holiday? Japan, easy one! It's a dream holiday for sure. "Get it booked when you can Toots, it’s a fantastic place. | |||
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"What would be your ideal holiday? Japan, easy one! It's a dream holiday for sure.
Get it booked when you can Toots, it’s a fantastic place. "New job first!!! Again.  | |||
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"I'm told that Jesus loves me, but I only like him as a friend. Please advise on how to let him dowb gently, I'm told his dad has alot of clout." Friend zoning jesus 🤔 Dam this will be tough. | |||
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practise. "feel like I'm missing a joke here 🤣 | |||
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"Which care bear most accurately reflects your personality? I want to say the grumpy one, but I switch sometimes. " I'm Funshine bear. A ray of sunshine, warming everyone's soul with my glowing presence. | |||
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"Which care bear most accurately reflects your personality? I want to say the grumpy one, but I switch sometimes. I'm Funshine bear. A ray of sunshine, warming everyone's soul with my glowing presence." You seem like it mate.
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practise. feel like I'm missing a joke here 🤣 "I believe Carnegie Hall is a renowned music hall, bit like The Royal Albert Hall | |||
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practise. feel like I'm missing a joke here 🤣
I believe Carnegie Hall is a renowned music hall, bit like The Royal Albert Hall"Ahh I looked it up so I guess it was just a random ass question 🤣 | |||
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practise. feel like I'm missing a joke here 🤣
I believe Carnegie Hall is a renowned music hall, bit like The Royal Albert Hall
Ahh I looked it up so I guess it was just a random ass question 🤣 "Was I right?? | |||
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practise. feel like I'm missing a joke here 🤣
I believe Carnegie Hall is a renowned music hall, bit like The Royal Albert Hall
Ahh I looked it up so I guess it was just a random ass question 🤣
Was I right?? "Yeah in new York. | |||
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practise. feel like I'm missing a joke here 🤣
I believe Carnegie Hall is a renowned music hall, bit like The Royal Albert Hall
Ahh I looked it up so I guess it was just a random ass question 🤣
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Yeah in new York." | |||
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"is it an acceptable time to go to bed? 😴 Px " I say yes lol | |||
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"is it an acceptable time to go to bed? 😴 Px " It is but please pay the cuddle tax, then you can go on your merry way. 
I need it right now, or the sweet embrace of death 🤣 | |||
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practise. "Good man. I was wondering if anyone else would spot it.  | |||
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"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practise. feel like I'm missing a joke here 🤣
I believe Carnegie Hall is a renowned music hall, bit like The Royal Albert Hall
Ahh I looked it up so I guess it was just a random ass question 🤣
Was I right?? "If you're a Father Ted fan, you'll get it. | |||
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"Can I have your autograph?" Sure how'd do you want? Coming from John wick that's insane!! | |||
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"Do you think that there will be a late night version of All Creatures Great and Small, with Mrs Hall and Siegfried finally setting about it?" I'm not sure good question 🤔 | |||
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"Why is Humpty Dumpty such a big head?" That's because he's an egg not a head or rather he's an egghead. | |||
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"How often do you think about the Roman empire?" Alot. | |||
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"what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? "Half of these I don't even know.🤣 I'm not sure never been. | |||
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"Where does the Yeti go for its annual haircut before winter settles in? ? " 🤔 I don't know where? | |||
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"How often do you think about the Roman empire? "See I got this one... | |||
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"what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre?
Half of these I don't even know.🤣
I'm not sure never been."Add Alan Partridge to this ever growing watch list | |||
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"Where does the Yeti go for its annual haircut before winter settles in? ? 🤔 I don't know where?" If I knew I wouln't ask and would also go and say hello. Looks cool. Anyway someone might tell us | |||
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"Where does the Yeti go for its annual haircut before winter settles in? ? 🤔 I don't know where? If I knew I wouln't ask and would also go and say hello. Looks cool. Anyway someone might tell us "I thought it was a dad joke or something 🤣. | |||
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"what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre?
Half of these I don't even know.🤣
I'm not sure never been.
Add Alan Partridge to this ever growing watch list "I'm good, I know I won't 🤣 | |||
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"Where does the Yeti go for its annual haircut before winter settles in? ? 🤔 I don't know where? If I knew I wouln't ask and would also go and say hello. Looks cool. Anyway someone might tell us
I thought it was a dad joke or something 🤣.
"How very dare you. How would I know dad jokes? Still at my prime | |||
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"Where does the Yeti go for its annual haircut before winter settles in? ? 🤔 I don't know where? If I knew I wouln't ask and would also go and say hello. Looks cool. Anyway someone might tell us
I thought it was a dad joke or something 🤣.
How very dare you. How would I know dad jokes? Still at my prime "🤣 Dad are great don't worry. | |||
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