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Long bum cracks myth

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By *phrodisiac2000 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

diggle

I’m told the longer the bum crack the better at sex the person is lol

Show off those bum cracks let’s see who’s good at sex

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
14 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This is gold!

Mrs TMN x

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By *phrodisiac2000 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

diggle


"This is gold!

Mrs TMN x"

I can tell right from her long butt crack that’s she’s great at sex

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
14 weeks ago

The Continental

I must be fuckin awesome then.

Mines a foot long.

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By *obilebottomMan
14 weeks ago

All over

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
14 weeks ago

Wherever

So the taller the person the longer the butt crack?

🤔

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By *phrodisiac2000 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

diggle


"So the taller the person the longer the butt crack?

🤔"

lol I’m not sure on the detail of the myth but I’m going off long butt crack the better they are ha ha

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
14 weeks ago

The Continental

I think someone is pulling your plonker.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
14 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Never heard this myth before but I have quite a petite arse

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By *ornucopiaMan
14 weeks ago

Bexley

[Removed by poster at 28/10/24 10:12:14]

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
14 weeks ago

The Continental


"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

I’ll bring my camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

Use a mirror love

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By *ornucopiaMan
14 weeks ago

Bexley


"I think someone is pulling your plonker. "

..beat me to it by a minute! Maybe two by the time it gets sent correctly!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

I took my photo myself. Extended my arm behind me, took the photo upside down, flipped it

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By *ad NannaWoman
14 weeks ago

East London

Are we measuring around the butt cheeks? If we are then I'm an Olympic sex machine.

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By *ivilised matureMan
14 weeks ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village


"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

I'll take photos for you with pleasure lol

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By *phrodisiac2000 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

diggle


"I think someone is pulling your plonker. "

I wish they were lol

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

What phone do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

If I can block out the sun/moon with just my massive arse cheeks , I must be fucking amazing at the sex then!

I'm happy with that! 😊

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By *ell GwynnWoman
14 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"So the taller the person the longer the butt crack?

🤔"

Well, shit

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By *phrodisiac2000 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

diggle


"Are we measuring around the butt cheeks? If we are then I'm an Olympic sex machine."

No details so measure whatever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"So the taller the person the longer the butt crack?

🤔

Well, shit

"

Appropriate for a convo about bum cracks

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By *vaRose43Woman
14 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West

I have no idea where my bum crack falls in the bell curve.

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣"

Apparently if your ball bag slides on the floor your a god at sex. The more you know.

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By *vaRose43Woman
14 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣

Apparently if your ball bag slides on the floor your a god at sex. The more you know."

🎵 do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro 🎵

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By *penminddmanMan
14 weeks ago

Lisburn

Congratulations if this actually worked lol

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
14 weeks ago

Ipswich

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣

Apparently if your ball bag slides on the floor your a god at sex. The more you know.

🎵 do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro 🎵 "

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

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By *ommy trucker1Man
14 weeks ago

south wales

Can't say I've measured mine tbh. But havnt had many complaints about sex.

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