FabSwingers.com forum: Long bum cracks myth

By *phrodisiac2000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

blazing Saddleworth

I’m told the longer the bum crack the better at sex the person is lol

Show off those bum cracks let’s see who’s good at sex

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
8 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This is gold!

Mrs TMN x

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By *phrodisiac2000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

blazing Saddleworth

"This is gold!

Mrs TMN x"

I can tell right from her long butt crack that’s she’s great at sex

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By *ather WickmasMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

I must be fuckin awesome then.

Mines a foot long.

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By *obilebottomMan
8 weeks ago

All over

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
8 weeks ago

Wherever

So the taller the person the longer the butt crack?

🤔

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By *phrodisiac2000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

blazing Saddleworth

"So the taller the person the longer the butt crack?

🤔"

lol I’m not sure on the detail of the myth but I’m going off long butt crack the better they are ha ha

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By *ather WickmasMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

I think someone is pulling your plonker.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
8 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Never heard this myth before but I have quite a petite arse

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

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By *ather WickmasMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

I’ll bring my camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

Use a mirror love

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

"I think someone is pulling your plonker. "

..beat me to it by a minute! Maybe two by the time it gets sent correctly!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

I took my photo myself. Extended my arm behind me, took the photo upside down, flipped it

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

Are we measuring around the butt cheeks? If we are then I'm an Olympic sex machine.

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By *ivilised matureMan
8 weeks ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village

"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

I'll take photos for you with pleasure lol

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By *phrodisiac2000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

blazing Saddleworth

"I think someone is pulling your plonker. "

I wish they were lol

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a

"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)"

What phone do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

If I can block out the sun/moon with just my massive arse cheeks , I must be fucking amazing at the sex then!

I'm happy with that! 😊

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By *ell GwynnWoman
8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"So the taller the person the longer the butt crack?

🤔"

Well, shit

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By *phrodisiac2000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

blazing Saddleworth

"Are we measuring around the butt cheeks? If we are then I'm an Olympic sex machine."

No details so measure whatever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"So the taller the person the longer the butt crack?

🤔

Well, shit

Appropriate for a convo about bum cracks

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
8 weeks ago

North West

I have no idea where my bum crack falls in the bell curve.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a

"Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣"

Apparently if your ball bag slides on the floor your a god at sex. The more you know.

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣

Apparently if your ball bag slides on the floor your a god at sex. The more you know."

🎵 do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro 🎵

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By *penminddmanMan
8 weeks ago

Lisburn

Congratulations if this actually worked lol

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
8 weeks ago

My Own Little World

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a

"Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣

Apparently if your ball bag slides on the floor your a god at sex. The more you know.

🎵 do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro 🎵 "

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

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By *ommy trucker1Man
8 weeks ago

south wales

Can't say I've measured mine tbh. But havnt had many complaints about sex.

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