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"Fresh bread? " Scrapes the foreskin a bit, but pourquoi-pas Scooby? Pourquoi-pas I say 😘. | |||
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"Some Boursin, anyone?" Are those little gritty bits chives?  . | |||
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"With showers in morning and baths at night, I would expect knob cheese is a thing of extinction " Sacrilege! 😱😱 | |||
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"Some Boursin, anyone? Are those little gritty bits chives? ."If you want to call them that... 👀 | |||
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"I like hard cheese like gruyere, manchego, kefalotyri, pecorino and such like. A large block, a cheese wheel or better still a big truckle will do "A refined palate BumBums. Also, what's the capital of Somalia? | |||
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"I’m cooking up some vintage for Fortnum & Mason" In Pickyawilly? | |||
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"Dip it in soft cheese, lick it off " Xmas party at yours it is then  . | |||
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"I’m cooking up some vintage for Fortnum & Mason In Pickyawilly?" I’ve yet to christen it with an appropriately high brow name. | |||
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"I’m cooking up some vintage for Fortnum & Mason In Pickyawilly? I’ve yet to christen it with an appropriately high brow name. " Olde Wickyelicks? | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩" I told you, dip it in the yoghurt first!  | |||
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"I like hard cheese like gruyere, manchego, kefalotyri, pecorino and such like. A large block, a cheese wheel or better still a big truckle will do
A refined palate BumBums.
Also, what's the capital of Somalia?"Time we all brushed up on capital cities so did a thread for you | |||
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"With showers in morning and baths at night, I would expect knob cheese is a thing of extinction " It's a pain when your uncut and you can't get it all when in the shower all the time so there must still be some chance? | |||
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"With showers in morning and baths at night, I would expect knob cheese is a thing of extinction It's a pain when your uncut and you can't get it all when in the shower all the time so there must still be some chance?" Sounds like a promising harvest tbh 🤔 | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 I told you, dip it in the yoghurt first! "A match made in heaven you two! Or at the very least considering your usernames, La La Land  . | |||
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"Caerphilly cheese = caerwilly cheese" What's the taste like? | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩" The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube" Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out  xx | |||
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"Caerphilly cheese = caerwilly cheese What's the taste like?" I'm not sure been told to try it lol.  | |||
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"Caerphilly cheese = caerwilly cheese What's the taste like? I'm not sure been told to try it lol. " ....Go on...try your own...you knowz you wantz to  | |||
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"[Knob-cheese, fluff, and throat-pubes removed by poster at 28/10/24 09:03:08]" ?? | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out xx"What of it's stuck in my tonsils though? Not a good look when you start gagging and hacking up a lung🤣 | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out xx
What of it's stuck in my tonsils though?
Not a good look when you start gagging and hacking up a lung🤣"Just say “oh my, your cock is SO big it’s made me gag” They will think you’re the bees knees! | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out xx
What of it's stuck in my tonsils though?
Not a good look when you start gagging and hacking up a lung🤣"I'll admit my remedy fails in the face of "The Superpube" 😘. | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out xx
What of it's stuck in my tonsils though?
Not a good look when you start gagging and hacking up a lung🤣
Just say “oh my, your cock is SO big it’s made me gag”
They will think you’re the bees knees! "Good plan, let's go with that one😇🤣 | |||
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"What about minge cheese as well. Seen that a few times online " I'm a communist. No cheese will be left behind. | |||
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"Caerphilly cheese = caerwilly cheese What's the taste like? I'm not sure been told to try it lol.
....Go on...try your own...you knowz you wantz to "Mmmm nice! lemony, creamy, savoury  | |||
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"What about minge cheese as well. Seen that a few times online I'm a communist. No cheese will be left behind." This is becoming quite the cheese board! | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out xx
What of it's stuck in my tonsils though?
Not a good look when you start gagging and hacking up a lung🤣
Just say “oh my, your cock is SO big it’s made me gag”
They will think you’re the bees knees!
Good plan, let's go with that one😇🤣"Hang on you two! Just hang on! You mean...those women LIED to me? 😤😤. | |||
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"Caerphilly cheese = caerwilly cheese What's the taste like? I'm not sure been told to try it lol.
....Go on...try your own...you knowz you wantz to
Mmmm nice! lemony, creamy, savoury " Brilliant .
Scary and grim too, but brilliant . | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out xx
What of it's stuck in my tonsils though?
Not a good look when you start gagging and hacking up a lung🤣
Just say “oh my, your cock is SO big it’s made me gag”
They will think you’re the bees knees!
Good plan, let's go with that one😇🤣
Hang on you two!
Just hang on!
You mean...those women LIED to me? 😤😤."Depends, did you trim your pubes beforehand? | |||
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"What about minge cheese as well. Seen that a few times online I'm a communist. No cheese will be left behind. This is becoming quite the cheese board!" I'm desperately trying to fit a cheese theme around "Politburo"...but I just can't find the gag 🤷. | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out xx
What of it's stuck in my tonsils though?
Not a good look when you start gagging and hacking up a lung🤣
Just say “oh my, your cock is SO big it’s made me gag”
They will think you’re the bees knees!
Good plan, let's go with that one😇🤣
Hang on you two!
Just hang on!
You mean...those women LIED to me? 😤😤.
Depends, did you trim your pubes beforehand?"Whoop! Whoop! I did...I did. So I must have a monster schlong, it's true 💙💥💖💥🏆🏆 | |||
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"All you need to know on cheeseipedia" | |||
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"All you need to know on cheeseipedia " | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out xx
What of it's stuck in my tonsils though?
Not a good look when you start gagging and hacking up a lung🤣
Just say “oh my, your cock is SO big it’s made me gag”
They will think you’re the bees knees!
Good plan, let's go with that one😇🤣
Hang on you two!
Just hang on!
You mean...those women LIED to me? 😤😤.
Depends, did you trim your pubes beforehand?
Whoop! Whoop! I did...I did.
So I must have a monster schlong, it's true 💙💥💖💥🏆🏆"Or else a stray pube got stuck in your willy cheese but whatever makes you smile Nicholas ❤️ | |||
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"What about minge cheese as well. Seen that a few times online I'm a communist. No cheese will be left behind. This is becoming quite the cheese board! I'm desperately trying to fit a cheese theme around "Politburo"...but I just can't find the gag 🤷." Pawletburo. You can thank me later | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩 The dreaded willy fluff😩 Nearly as bad as the throat pube Nothing a hunk of Manchego and a gulp of Rioja can't sort out xx
What of it's stuck in my tonsils though?
Not a good look when you start gagging and hacking up a lung🤣
Just say “oh my, your cock is SO big it’s made me gag”
They will think you’re the bees knees!
Good plan, let's go with that one😇🤣
Hang on you two!
Just hang on!
You mean...those women LIED to me? 😤😤.
Depends, did you trim your pubes beforehand?
Whoop! Whoop! I did...I did.
So I must have a monster schlong, it's true 💙💥💖💥🏆🏆
Or else a stray pube got stuck in your willy cheese but whatever makes you smile Nicholas ❤️"😳...😠...😭😭😭 | |||
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"What about minge cheese as well. Seen that a few times online I'm a communist. No cheese will be left behind. This is becoming quite the cheese board! I'm desperately trying to fit a cheese theme around "Politburo"...but I just can't find the gag 🤷. Pawletburo. You can thank me later" Oh that was good! So you get double thanks now 👏👏. | |||
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"Well this brings back memories of cheese sauce guy. Thanks op 🤮" I think I need more info... | |||
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"After reading this vile thread, I am amazed that circumcision hasn't become universal!" | |||
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"Well this brings back memories of cheese sauce guy. Thanks op 🤮 I think I need more info..." Ooooh....in all the gory detail 🤩 | |||
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"After reading this vile thread, I am amazed that circumcision hasn't become universal!" Brings new meaning to Stinking Bishop | |||
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"Any time a man has a tub of stuff ‘Is that the decheeser?’" Well, is it Rag? Is it? | |||
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"I've eaten all mine i was starving sorry ."  but also 🏆🏆✅️ | |||
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"Any time a man has a tub of stuff ‘Is that the decheeser?’ Well, is it Rag? Is it? "I can work a shower mate. | |||
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"Any time a man has a tub of stuff ‘Is that the decheeser?’ Well, is it Rag? Is it?
I can work a shower mate. " | |||
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"Fresh bread? Scrapes the foreskin a bit, but pourquoi-pas Scooby? Pourquoi-pas I say 😘." peut-être parce que. Fromage. | |||
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"Fresh bread? Scrapes the foreskin a bit, but pourquoi-pas Scooby? Pourquoi-pas I say 😘. peut-être parce que. Fromage. " 
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"Just for you nick I’ll not shower for a week, then you just wipe my bellend straight across your cracker. The mr "
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"Coquefort." I see what you did there ✅️ | |||
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"Coquefort." Loving your work! | |||
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"I heard a substantial amount of knob cheese was recently procured under false pretences "You mean they were circumcised but hired a surrogate? That's just not cricket 😤! | |||
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"I heard a substantial amount of knob cheese was recently procured under false pretences "Ah Jamie Oliver. | |||
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"I heard a substantial amount of knob cheese was recently procured under false pretences
Ah Jamie Oliver."He does strike me as a knob-cheesy kind of guy tbh. | |||
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"I heard a substantial amount of knob cheese was recently procured under false pretences
Ah Jamie Oliver.
He does strike me as a knob-cheesy kind of guy tbh."He was appealing for that cheese to be returned but you’re right. | |||
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"I heard a substantial amount of knob cheese was recently procured under false pretences
Ah Jamie Oliver.
He does strike me as a knob-cheesy kind of guy tbh."oh he's one man I'd chuck down the nearest open mine shaft | |||
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"What about minge cheese as well. Seen that a few times online I'm a communist. No cheese will be left behind." da cheese for everybody comrade | |||
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"I heard a substantial amount of knob cheese was recently procured under false pretences
Ah Jamie Oliver.
He does strike me as a knob-cheesy kind of guy tbh. oh he's one man I'd chuck down the nearest open mine shaft "But would he reach the bottom, or would his cheesy cock stick to the sides on the way down? | |||
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"I heard a substantial amount of knob cheese was recently procured under false pretences
Ah Jamie Oliver.
He does strike me as a knob-cheesy kind of guy tbh. oh he's one man I'd chuck down the nearest open mine shaft
But would he reach the bottom, or would his cheesy cock stick to the sides on the way down?"perhaps 🤔 but he would definitely reach the bottom as I'm chucking in old railway sleepers for good measure 😉 | |||
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"I heard a substantial amount of knob cheese was recently procured under false pretences
Ah Jamie Oliver.
He does strike me as a knob-cheesy kind of guy tbh. oh he's one man I'd chuck down the nearest open mine shaft
But would he reach the bottom, or would his cheesy cock stick to the sides on the way down?perhaps 🤔 but he would definitely reach the bottom as I'm chucking in old railway sleepers for good measure 😉 "I like your thinking, but if (just if) those sleepers also stuck to his knob, he's kinda got some ready-made stilts for climbing back out with... | |||
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"My mind has boggled and turned to cheese strings at where this thread has rolled. Who's have thunk it from our resident philosopher?! "
Well, I've always been more Diogocheese The Dog than the pseudo-morality of, ahem, Socracheese ya know 😘😘😘 | |||
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"My mind has boggled and turned to cheese strings at where this thread has rolled. Who's have thunk it from our resident philosopher?!
Well, I've always been more Diogocheese The Dog than the pseudo-morality of, ahem, Socracheese ya know 😘😘😘"Sacre bleu-Stilton  ! | |||
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"I heard a substantial amount of knob cheese was recently procured under false pretences
Ah Jamie Oliver.
He does strike me as a knob-cheesy kind of guy tbh. oh he's one man I'd chuck down the nearest open mine shaft
But would he reach the bottom, or would his cheesy cock stick to the sides on the way down?perhaps 🤔 but he would definitely reach the bottom as I'm chucking in old railway sleepers for good measure 😉
I like your thinking, but if (just if) those sleepers also stuck to his knob, he's kinda got some ready-made stilts for climbing back out with...
"let's just say I have enough to completely burry him in the hole then it can get a concrete cap 😁 | |||
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"My mind has boggled and turned to cheese strings at where this thread has rolled. Who's have thunk it from our resident philosopher?! "find alot of posts can go this way 🤭 | |||
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"I feel that knob fluff is being overlooked. You pop him in your mouth, start sucking and lo…..*tongue feels bitty* you spend the next five minutes trying to get fluff off your tongue. It’s like their cock has been dragged along the tumble dryer fluff drawer. And folk moan about a few pubes. Pffffft. What about the fluff!!!! 😩" I just saw your new pics and reminded me how much I enjoy flossing and can do it for hours and hours …. | |||
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"Just for you nick I’ll not shower for a week, then you just wipe my bellend straight across your cracker. The mr
That one was definitely written by the Mrs - stop pretending ."Who knows 🤷🏻♂️ it is Halloween, anything is possible. ( spooky music and wavy fingers) The mr or mrs, you decide. | |||
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"Just for you nick I’ll not shower for a week, then you just wipe my bellend straight across your cracker. The mr
That one was definitely written by the Mrs - stop pretending .
Who knows 🤷🏻♂️ it is Halloween, anything is possible. ( spooky music and wavy fingers)
The mr or mrs, you decide.
"That took the wind out of my sails...it's no fun when I can't mix it all up 😔. I'm going for a biscuit as solace now. | |||
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"Fresh batch of my now world famous…..Dungy on the Wold Smeginstowe Vintage Cheddar incoming for ya babe. I’ll shape it akin to those mozzarella sticks. Perfect for dipping into those creamy bumpussies." I knew you just needed time to come up with a world-beater | |||
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"What about toilet paper debris on a woman’s pussy been greeted with that a few times doing oral " You've genuinely got my sympathy here. Although - what were the flavours and textures like? | |||
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"Glad I am circumcised "
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"Glad I am circumcised " Less a cheese platter, more a charcuterie board? Gotcha | |||
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"What about toilet paper debris on a woman’s pussy been greeted with that a few times doing oral " Clitty litter? | |||
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"Glad I am circumcised Less a cheese platter, more a charcuterie board? Gotcha" I was thinking squid rings. | |||
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"Glad I am circumcised Less a cheese platter, more a charcuterie board? Gotcha I was thinking squid rings. " Beef olive sans the beef | |||
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"Wow has it got out of hand? Are we down a rabbit hole?" Not yet surprisingly - it's quite civilised considering the subject matter. Still time though . | |||
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"Wow has it got out of hand? Are we down a rabbit hole? Not yet surprisingly - it's quite civilised considering the subject matter. Still time though ."were definitely not down a mine 🤭 | |||
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"What about toilet paper debris on a woman’s pussy been greeted with that a few times doing oral You've genuinely got my sympathy here. Although - what were the flavours and textures like? "Shea butter and quilted? | |||
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"How blessed, in reality, are the cheesemakers?" You know, I was happy letting my little gem die. But oh no...someone had to bring it back .
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) as we countdown to Solstice and Xmas.
Cheeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz...of knobs 😘. | |||
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"La Fromargerie du pénis is open for business baby. " If we build it, they shall come. | |||
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"La Fromargerie du pénis is open for business baby. If we build it, they shall come." Doesn’t look like it’ll happen today
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"La Fromargerie du pénis is open for business baby. If we build it, they shall come. Doesn’t look like it’ll happen today
If I dip my wick into a dirty pot, reckon I could start a Stilton off today. Have it matured by the end of the month. "
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"They just Camembert it anymore"
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"Is it spreadable nob cheese if so I'm in?" All types are acceptable. | |||
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"You gotta have faith dude, it will get to the magical 175. You just gotta brie-lieve in yourself. " I'd say you're the best wingman John, but with the whiff coming off this thing maybe you should be the lead, with me downwind | |||
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"You gotta have faith dude, it will get to the magical 175. You just gotta brie-lieve in yourself. I'd say you're the best wingman John, but with the whiff coming off this thing maybe you should be the lead, with me downwind "Is is salted or blue?  | |||
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"You gotta have faith dude, it will get to the magical 175. You just gotta brie-lieve in yourself. I'd say you're the best wingman John, but with the whiff coming off this thing maybe you should be the lead, with me downwind
Is is salted or blue? "Honey, get me to 175 and it can be ANYTHING you want 😘 | |||
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"looks like a long thread - wondering without reading all the comments if it was pre packed! "It's the only way to compress all that smeg in such a small space 😘 | |||
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"Ahh shit here we go again " This. 40 to kill it off | |||
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"Ahh shit here we go again This. 40 to kill it off" KILL NICKY'S CHEESY KNOB NOW!!! | |||
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"Ahh shit here we go again This. 40 to kill it off" If it's cheesy, you're nearly at the end | |||
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"Ahh shit here we go again This. 40 to kill it off KILL NICKY'S CHEESY KNOB NOW!!! "Oh cripes no. | |||
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"Ahh shit here we go again This. 40 to kill it off KILL NICKY'S CHEESY KNOB NOW!!!
Oh cripes no."Oh yes you can! | |||
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"Ahh shit here we go again This. 40 to kill it off KILL NICKY'S CHEESY KNOB NOW!!!
Oh cripes no.
Oh yes you can!"Trust me, I can’t. Nope. | |||
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"Ahh shit here we go again This. 40 to kill it off KILL NICKY'S CHEESY KNOB NOW!!!
Oh cripes no.
Oh yes you can!
Trust me, I can’t. Nope."But then you can put it all "behind you" Rag | |||
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"Ahh shit here we go again This. 40 to kill it off KILL NICKY'S CHEESY KNOB NOW!!!
Oh cripes no.
Oh yes you can!
Trust me, I can’t. Nope.
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"Blessed are the cheesemakers" And blessings upon the knob-cheese posters x | |||
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"Cock Camembert. Phallic Philadelphia. Wang Wensleydale. Dick Dairylea. It’s all most magnificent! 👍🏻😜" Where have you been Sensual? Knob-cheese safari? Welcome back 🤗. | |||
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"Cock Camembert. Phallic Philadelphia. Wang Wensleydale. Dick Dairylea. It’s all most magnificent! 👍🏻😜 Where have you been Sensual? Knob-cheese safari? Welcome back 🤗." Thank you 😀 I’ve been busy sampling the finest specimens of this most wondrous delicacy. Dave from Wigan boasts a particularly impressive example; I could smell the aroma from a good seven meters away and this was before he even removed his pants… 😜 | |||
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"My frenulum fromagerie will remain working for as long as the cheese brotherhood exists. "
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"My frenulum fromagerie will remain working for as long as the cheese brotherhood exists. " The Sacred Order Of The Cheese; We are truly God’s chosen ones 👍🏻 | |||
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"My frenulum fromagerie will remain working for as long as the cheese brotherhood exists. The Sacred Order Of The Cheese; We are truly God’s chosen ones 👍🏻"
SKCUNK?
The Sacred Knob Cheese Union of Noble Knights?
We need a coat of arms . | |||
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"My frenulum fromagerie will remain working for as long as the cheese brotherhood exists. The Sacred Order Of The Cheese; We are truly God’s chosen ones 👍🏻
SKCUNK?
The Sacred Knob Cheese Union of Noble Knights?
We need a coat of arms ."😂 I foresee a proud shield emblazoned with an encrusted cock simultaneously emanating a divine light. It will be glorious brother 😜 | |||
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"My frenulum fromagerie will remain working for as long as the cheese brotherhood exists. The Sacred Order Of The Cheese; We are truly God’s chosen ones 👍🏻
SKCUNK?
The Sacred Knob Cheese Union of Noble Knights?
We need a coat of arms .
😂 I foresee a proud shield emblazoned with an encrusted cock simultaneously emanating a divine light.
It will be glorious brother 😜
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"My frenulum fromagerie will remain working for as long as the cheese brotherhood exists. The Sacred Order Of The Cheese; We are truly God’s chosen ones 👍🏻
SKCUNK?
The Sacred Knob Cheese Union of Noble Knights?
We need a coat of arms .
😂 I foresee a proud shield emblazoned with an encrusted cock simultaneously emanating a divine light.
It will be glorious brother 😜
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I think there's a better acronym out there somewhere too, but my brain hurts today ."Fear not Brother, we got this. | |||
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"My frenulum fromagerie will remain working for as long as the cheese brotherhood exists. The Sacred Order Of The Cheese; We are truly God’s chosen ones 👍🏻
SKCUNK?
The Sacred Knob Cheese Union of Noble Knights?
We need a coat of arms .
😂 I foresee a proud shield emblazoned with an encrusted cock simultaneously emanating a divine light.
It will be glorious brother 😜
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I think there's a better acronym out there somewhere too, but my brain hurts today .
Fear not Brother, we got this. " - I mean, if ever there were an easy win for a brilliant coat of arms design, you're the main man John 🤗 | |||
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"Today should be about cake and not knob cheese 🤢" As it's your Birthday, knob-cheesecake? 😘🤗❤️ | |||
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"My frenulum fromagerie will remain working for as long as the cheese brotherhood exists. The Sacred Order Of The Cheese; We are truly God’s chosen ones 👍🏻
SKCUNK?
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We need a coat of arms .
😂 I foresee a proud shield emblazoned with an encrusted cock simultaneously emanating a divine light.
It will be glorious brother 😜
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I think there's a better acronym out there somewhere too, but my brain hurts today .
Fear not Brother, we got this.
- I mean, if ever there were an easy win for a brilliant coat of arms design, you're the main man John 🤗"I’ve already got ideas in my head
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"My frenulum fromagerie will remain working for as long as the cheese brotherhood exists. The Sacred Order Of The Cheese; We are truly God’s chosen ones 👍🏻
SKCUNK?
The Sacred Knob Cheese Union of Noble Knights?
We need a coat of arms .
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It will be glorious brother 😜
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I think there's a better acronym out there somewhere too, but my brain hurts today .
Fear not Brother, we got this.
- I mean, if ever there were an easy win for a brilliant coat of arms design, you're the main man John 🤗
I’ve already got ideas in my head
And I’ll even put them to paper. "🤗🤗 Cheesepaper? | |||
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"I will gladly help towards killing it off Thank" You ❤️ | |||
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"I will gladly help towards killing it off Thank" Not a problem CheeseBoy | |||
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"I will gladly help towards killing it off Thank You ❤️" | |||
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"I will gladly help towards killing it off Thank You ❤️ "😘 | |||
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"I will gladly help towards killing it off Thank You ❤️
😘"Nine to go!!! No more Nicky KnobCheese 💥💥🚀🚀 | |||
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"This is the trailblazer for the all new Christmas knob cheese board suggestions thread" Not anything with blue veins | |||
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"This is the trailblazer for the all new Christmas knob cheese board suggestions thread Not anything with blue veins" A fabulous Schlong Stilton | |||
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"This is the trailblazer for the all new Christmas knob cheese board suggestions thread Not anything with blue veins A fabulous Schlong Stilton" Stilton always makes me gag | |||
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"A cock crusty Camembert perhaps" Maybe with a side of grapes | |||
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"This is the trailblazer for the all new Christmas knob cheese board suggestions thread Not anything with blue veins A fabulous Schlong Stilton Stilton always makes me gag" Just to say now - if John does his own knob-cheese thread when this one dies, I am entirely blameless .
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"This is the trailblazer for the all new Christmas knob cheese board suggestions thread Not anything with blue veins A fabulous Schlong Stilton Stilton always makes me gag Just to say now - if John does his own knob-cheese thread when this one dies, I am entirely blameless .
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"This is the trailblazer for the all new Christmas knob cheese board suggestions thread Not anything with blue veins A fabulous Schlong Stilton Stilton always makes me gag Just to say now - if John does his own knob-cheese thread when this one dies, I am entirely blameless .
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Please let it be dead.
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