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Kids say the funniest things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I knocked my cup of tea and spilt some and asked our 6 year old son to get me some toilet paper. He came in with a tea towel and threw it on the wet patch. I told him I had asked for toilet paper, he said it didn't matter. I was a little shocked and replied, why doesn't it matter, what is a tea towel used for? Thinking he would realise that drying plates with a tea soaked tea towel was not the best idea. He looked at me and said a tea towel is for tea.

Lol you can't argue with that.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

You asked.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You asked..... "

Wasn't the answer I was after but can't fault the logic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I bet as he told you he looked at you thinking what is he asking me this for

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

At least he didn;t say he used the tea towel all the time when he couldn't find toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love what some kids come out with and their train of thought as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and I bet as he told you he looked at you thinking what is he asking me this for "

I know! I'm so silly sometimes.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

My wee boys crackers this week... sat on the toilet, looks at his willy and says "mummy my willy is so wee and cute. Its beautiful!" Doubt he'll be boasting about a small willy in years to come

He came through with one of my C-string knickers asking where I got my pretty hairband

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wee boys crackers this week... sat on the toilet, looks at his willy and says "mummy my willy is so wee and cute. Its beautiful!" Doubt he'll be boasting about a small willy in years to come

He came through with one of my C-string knickers asking where I got my pretty hairband

"

Lol. Exhibitionist crossdresser in the making.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

That made me laugh.

We had a chicken for dinner one night and my youngest asked why she doesn't have one of those chicken bits with a handle (a leg).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my facebook status updates are often things my 3yr old comes out with.. she's had some right gems. Kids logic is a wonderful thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LOL @ the chicken handle.

I loved it when our son was younger and still getting to grips with speaking, some of the words he came out with, didn't exsist but made perfect sense.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"My wee boys crackers this week... sat on the toilet, looks at his willy and says "mummy my willy is so wee and cute. Its beautiful!" Doubt he'll be boasting about a small willy in years to come

He came through with one of my C-string knickers asking where I got my pretty hairband

Lol. Exhibitionist crossdresser in the making."

Oh definitely. He came through from playing in my bedroom a few weeks back with a corset held up and a pair of 6 inch heels on. Me and my mate just about died laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two stand out 'Amberism's' as i like to call them

we were planning a trip to the zoo and i asked her what sound a Lion makes and she went MEOWWWWWW (like how you would go 'roarrrrr') and i asked her why she did that and her reply was 'well mummy a Lion is just a big cat'

another was when we were at the train station and i pointed to the train. 'Thats not a train mummy, dont be silly its a land rocket. It doesnt look like Thomas the Tank Engine'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol, I guess thats the good thing about this day and age and being a swinger, if your child decided to become a cross dresser or gay, it's not as much a taboo as it used to be,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat at the dinner table one evening the lads were bickering as usual and one called the other gay.

My lil one thought about it and then asked what gay means...so whilst i was thinking of how to explain it the lad tells her its when a guy loves a guy and if your a girl you love a girl....she thinks some more and say "oh yeah ive heard all about those mexicans"...meaning lesbians made me chuckle.

Also have a gay cousin who had a civil ceremony with his partner and she found it hilarious every time we mentioned the wedding...I asked what was so funny and she said "but who is going to wear the dress"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our 6 yr old grandaughter said to her Mum, some mornings she doesn't like to get into her Mums bed as she just likes to ' lie there and clear her head first thing'

we cracked up.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Our son is a bit on the camp side and once asked if he could have a beverage and told Nic, thanks mum that dinner was fufilling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend has two children, girl (T) aged 7 & boy (P) aged 4. Came home from work to find son sitting on the floor painting his toe nails pink.

Mum - What are you doing

P - Im practising for when Im a girl

Mum - When are you going to be a girl

P - When Im 7 like T and my willy falls off!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favorite was when my three year old fell off a chair. ..i asked what he had hurt. ..holding out his hands he wailed. ..i urt mine ands and mine trousers!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

When my youngest daughter was about 6, she came into my bedroom when I was putting washing away. From behind me she said 'mummy - what's this?'

I suddenly remembered I hadn't put my rather large, anatomically correct vibrator away since cleaning it and it was standing on my bedside table.

I slowly turned round and, to my horror, there she was clutching it. I struggled to explain what it was.

'It's a ... it's a ... errmm'

'Is it an air freshener mummy?'

'Yes! That's what it is! Now give it here'

Phew!!

She's 17 now - I just hope she doesn't remember that day.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"Our son is a bit on the camp side and once asked if he could have a beverage and told Nic, thanks mum that dinner was fufilling."

Sounds like he's been watching too much Big Bang Theory!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once my son was in the back of the car aged about 5 and having trouble getting his words out, I said innocently come on spit it out to which he did! Spit! All over the window and then asked what and how was that going to help him say his question, I was crying with laughter

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