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By *.T. OP Man
5 days ago

Belfast

Post a random comment with no context.

Bonus points if it would earn a "u ok hun" on facepest

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By *rsMxCouple
5 days ago

Glasgow

Can't believe it ended like that!

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By *.T. OP Man
5 days ago

Belfast

You could have called. I'll be ok.

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By *sWyldWoman
5 days ago

Edinburgh

Why did it have to be so good, even when it wasn't actually real.

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By *imply DeeWoman
5 days ago

Wherever

Wherever Saturn is in your birth chart, is where you experience most delays in your life.

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By *herry delightWoman
5 days ago

Ilfracombe

There eating the cats.

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By *agnar73Man
5 days ago

Glasgow-ish

"Wherever Saturn is in your birth chart, is where you experience most delays in your life."

True, but she got upset when I said my sign was Asparagus.

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By *ameisnawtyMan
5 days ago

anywhere

Why me i never get to do that

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By *imply DeeWoman
5 days ago

Wherever

"Wherever Saturn is in your birth chart, is where you experience most delays in your life.

True, but she got upset when I said my sign was Asparagus."

Never trust a Librarian.

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By *orny PTMan
5 days ago

Peterborough

There are many highlights in the Book of Shadows

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By *ellhungvweMan
5 days ago

Cheltenham

All I did was dip it in the water jug and now they have banned me from the village hall.

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By *lderflowerappleWoman
5 days ago

Basingstoke

Third time this year. Definitely the best so far!

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By *lan157Man
5 days ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I am not kissing you so stop asking .

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By *ampireLoveMan
5 days ago

Essex & Bristol

I’m not doing well

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
4 days ago

Wales

All that stress.

All the hurtful words.

Just to go back like nothing ever happened.

Something has to give.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
4 days ago

London (She/Her)

Bunch of snakes hun, dm me

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By *ack1971Man
4 days ago

Cork

Traumatised. That should never be allowed. I won't be the same again, fml.

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By *mf123Man
4 days ago

with one foot out the door

Chest pains for over a month cant be a good thing

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By *naswingdressWoman
4 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well that made me want to gouge my eyes out.

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By *lessandra_BWoman
4 days ago

Here, There & Everywhere

I didn't feel a thing and that was a big problem! Actually, not that big! That was a problem!

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By *orphia2003Woman
4 days ago

Tonypandy.

Well that's my faith in humanity destroyed.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 days ago

Bristol

It usually always ends in tears, after all they do make the best lube I guess

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By *ockinthevanMan
4 days ago

wigan

Put it where?

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By *bxanfCouple
4 days ago

Halloween Town , Stourbridge

It depends how dead if I'm being brutally honest.

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By *8on33Man
4 days ago

winfrith

If I say I love you will you hold it against me .

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By *ealitybitesMan
4 days ago

Belfast

So if they were creepy and a true crime documentary waiting to happen a few years ago why have you coupled up now?

If there are 3 sides to every fab story why do yours have 5 or 6 sides.

If you insist on discretion and absolute privacy why do you feel it's acceptable to pass on everyone else's personal info to whoever you are chatting to this week?

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
4 days ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Yes it still stings

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
4 days ago

North West

Snuggles are so very important.

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By *usyBusyGhoulWoman
4 days ago

Birmingham

It will be fine, just lots of lube

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By *ount TootusMan
4 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

Make sure to stick it in the right hole.

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By *.T. OP Man
4 days ago

Belfast

It will clear up on its own, stop rubbing it.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
4 days ago

St Leonards

Is it supposed to hiss like that?

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By *enk15Man
4 days ago

Evesham

I thought I dug the hole deep enough to be honest. Is your passport in date?

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By *hat.coupleCouple
4 days ago

Dartford

We don't do that on Fridays anymore, flexibility is a key factor though, how else can you cram so much in. Can you call me pls?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
4 days ago

North Yorkshire

It's not my fault, it's my bum crack.

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By *insdaleMan
4 days ago

Near there close by.

If you turn it to the left and push, it should slot in perfectly.

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 days ago

Forest of Dean

Happy Anniversary

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By *ommy trucker1Man
4 days ago

south wales

I give up on some people ?

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By *2teleMan
4 days ago

Stirlingshire

We know who you are and we saw what you did

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By *oodmessMan
4 days ago

yumsville

Blindspot is addictive

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By *rSircumsizedMan
4 days ago

Risca

I told you it wouldn't fit sideways.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
4 days ago

Wirral

Like my mum always said "Sarah, what the fuck is wrong with you?".

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
4 days ago

Southampton

Thank you for the pain, thank you for the hate

Thank you for the way that you left me scarred

Thank you for the stain that you left on my brain

Now because of you I've got a heart of Novocainep

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By *gent CoulsonMan
4 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I was ok, till you did that, now I'm in bits

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By *orny PTMan
4 days ago

Peterborough

Rabbits: they don't like magicians.

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By *.T. OP Man
4 days ago

Belfast

"Thank you for the pain, thank you for the hate

Thank you for the way that you left me scarred

Thank you for the stain that you left on my brain

Now because of you I've got a heart of Novocainep"

U ok hun? DM me

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
4 days ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

Can't believe what just happened. Don't wanna talk about it. You know who your true mates are

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By *agic johnsonMan
4 days ago

morden

Just when I thought I could trust somebody ....you go and drop this on me !!!

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By *aizyWoman
4 days ago

west midlands

I’d buy that for a Dollar!

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By *obilebottomMan
4 days ago

All over

Is that it?

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By *agnar73Man
4 days ago

Glasgow-ish

Lips like ether.

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By *adyBugsWoman
4 days ago

cognito

I liked the way you looked at me when you touched it.

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By *eliWoman
4 days ago

"I liked the way you looked at me when you touched it."

LB you hussy. I suppose I should try it without context. One sec.

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By *eliWoman
4 days ago

What a hussy.

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By *insBadMan
4 days ago

& around

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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By *orny PTMan
4 days ago

Peterborough

Over the garden wall?

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By *adyBugsWoman
4 days ago

cognito

"What a hussy. "

That had me cackling with laughter. Thank you 😘

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By *laytime_13Woman
3 days ago

Lincs

Why do these things always happen to me

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By *orny PTMan
2 days ago

Peterborough

Glad it cleared up.

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By *ustAnotherGhoulWoman
2 days ago

Not the North West...

I miss how you made me laugh

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By *orny PTMan
2 days ago

Peterborough

How much easier was that?

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

...

Fuck you wanker

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By *r John WickMan
2 days ago

The Continental

What do you want me to do……shove it up my arse?

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
2 days ago

Second star to the right…

"Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬"

U ok hun….i am sure he didn’t mean it that way 😥

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

"Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬

U ok hun….i am sure he didn’t mean it that way 😥"

He was a her

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
2 days ago

Wales

I just can't believe that you're standing by him. You'd walk away from me for much, much less

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By *hinstrapMan
2 days ago

Barnsley

Bollocks to the lot of you.

All fucking snakes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 days ago

The Town by The Cross

It oozed out everywhere and she had to get it cleaned up and quick

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 days ago

The Big Smoke

Men…😳

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Herts

Does it actually have to be 6 feet deep?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 days ago

Staffordshire

I still believe I’ll be free one day.

Tomorrow’s another blank slate.

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By *iandti2023Couple
2 days ago

Wokingham

That’s it!! I can’t take it anymore

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
2 days ago

Second star to the right…

"Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬

U ok hun….i am sure he didn’t mean it that way 😥

He was a her

😱😱

The important thing is, “are you ok hun”?

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By *.T. OP Man
2 days ago

Belfast

Thanks for tonite you know who u are

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By *YDB75Man
2 days ago

East Yorkie

I sneezed at it went everywhere. The dog wasnt happy at all

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

"Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬

U ok hun….i am sure he didn’t mean it that way 😥

He was a her

😱😱

The important thing is, “are you ok hun”?

I'm more than OK

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 days ago

Dunfermline

I've eaten bambi tonight

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By *agnar73Man
2 days ago

Glasgow-ish

"I've eaten bambi tonight

And?

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By *orny PTMan
19 hours ago

Peterborough

it tastes better with mayonnaise

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By *adyBugsWoman
10 hours ago

cognito

I miss you so much 😔

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By *ount TootusMan
10 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent

What a guilt tripping bitch.

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By *lessandra_BWoman
10 hours ago

Here, There & Everywhere

"What a guilt tripping bitch."

Hope you're OK Toots. Here, have a 🫂 x

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By *ount TootusMan
10 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent

"What a guilt tripping bitch.

Hope you're OK Toots. Here, have a 🫂 x"

Trying to be, just needed a vent.

And thank you. 🫂

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By *bsolute101Couple
10 hours ago

oxford

That’s not going to fit. X

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By *utdoorsquirtcplCouple
10 hours ago

Chesterfield

Whoever's fukin my ex needs to try harder coz shes still texting me 😂

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By *arko2020Man
9 hours ago

Sale

Then suddenly....hair everywhere!

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By *midnight-Woman
9 hours ago

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Holy fuck.. What have you started

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By *agnar73Man
9 hours ago

Glasgow-ish

"Whoever's fukin my ex needs to try harder coz shes still texting me 😂"

Quality control there.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 hours ago

Southampton

Good grief...stop being so rude

..get over yourself already lol

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