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By *.T. OP Man
5 weeks ago

Belfast

Post a random comment with no context.

Bonus points if it would earn a "u ok hun" on facepest

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By *rsMxCouple
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Can't believe it ended like that!

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By *.T. OP Man
5 weeks ago

Belfast

You could have called. I'll be ok.

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By *sWyldWoman
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Why did it have to be so good, even when it wasn't actually real.

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By *imply DeeWoman
5 weeks ago

Wherever

Wherever Saturn is in your birth chart, is where you experience most delays in your life.

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By *herry delightWoman
5 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

There eating the cats.

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Wherever Saturn is in your birth chart, is where you experience most delays in your life."

True, but she got upset when I said my sign was Asparagus.

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By *ameisnawtyMan
5 weeks ago

anywhere

Why me i never get to do that

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By *imply DeeWoman
5 weeks ago

Wherever

"Wherever Saturn is in your birth chart, is where you experience most delays in your life.

True, but she got upset when I said my sign was Asparagus."

Never trust a Librarian.

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By *orny PTMan
5 weeks ago

Peterborough

There are many highlights in the Book of Shadows

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By *ellhungvweMan
5 weeks ago

Cheltenham

All I did was dip it in the water jug and now they have banned me from the village hall.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
5 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Third time this year. Definitely the best so far!

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By *lan157Man
5 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I am not kissing you so stop asking .

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By *ampireLoveMan
5 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I’m not doing well

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales

All that stress.

All the hurtful words.

Just to go back like nothing ever happened.

Something has to give.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
5 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Bunch of snakes hun, dm me

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By *ack1971Man
5 weeks ago

Cork

Traumatised. That should never be allowed. I won't be the same again, fml.

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By *mf123Man
5 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Chest pains for over a month cant be a good thing

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By *naswingdressWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well that made me want to gouge my eyes out.

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By *lessandra_BWoman
5 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

I didn't feel a thing and that was a big problem! Actually, not that big! That was a problem!

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Well that's my faith in humanity destroyed.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol

It usually always ends in tears, after all they do make the best lube I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Put it where?

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

It depends how dead if I'm being brutally honest.

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By *8on33Man
5 weeks ago

winfrith

If I say I love you will you hold it against me .

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By *ealitybitesMan
5 weeks ago

Belfast

So if they were creepy and a true crime documentary waiting to happen a few years ago why have you coupled up now?

If there are 3 sides to every fab story why do yours have 5 or 6 sides.

If you insist on discretion and absolute privacy why do you feel it's acceptable to pass on everyone else's personal info to whoever you are chatting to this week?

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
5 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Yes it still stings

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West

Snuggles are so very important.

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum

It will be fine, just lots of lube

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Make sure to stick it in the right hole.

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By *.T. OP Man
5 weeks ago

Belfast

It will clear up on its own, stop rubbing it.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards

Is it supposed to hiss like that?

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By *enk15Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

I thought I dug the hole deep enough to be honest. Is your passport in date?

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By *hat.coupleCouple
5 weeks ago

Dartford

We don't do that on Fridays anymore, flexibility is a key factor though, how else can you cram so much in. Can you call me pls?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
5 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

It's not my fault, it's my bum crack.

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By *insdaleMan
5 weeks ago

By far away.

If you turn it to the left and push, it should slot in perfectly.

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By *vaRose43Woman
5 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Happy Anniversary

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By *ommy trucker1Man
5 weeks ago

south wales

I give up on some people ?

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By *2teleMan
5 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

We know who you are and we saw what you did

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By *oodmessMan
5 weeks ago

yumsville

Blindspot is addictive

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By *rSircumsizedMan
5 weeks ago

Risca

I told you it wouldn't fit sideways.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
5 weeks ago

Wirral

Like my mum always said "Sarah, what the fuck is wrong with you?".

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
5 weeks ago

Southampton

Thank you for the pain, thank you for the hate

Thank you for the way that you left me scarred

Thank you for the stain that you left on my brain

Now because of you I've got a heart of Novocainep

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By *gent CoulsonMan
5 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I was ok, till you did that, now I'm in bits

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By *orny PTMan
5 weeks ago

Peterborough

Rabbits: they don't like magicians.

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By *.T. OP Man
5 weeks ago

Belfast

"Thank you for the pain, thank you for the hate

Thank you for the way that you left me scarred

Thank you for the stain that you left on my brain

Now because of you I've got a heart of Novocainep"

U ok hun? DM me

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
5 weeks ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

Can't believe what just happened. Don't wanna talk about it. You know who your true mates are

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By *agic johnsonMan
5 weeks ago

morden

Just when I thought I could trust somebody ....you go and drop this on me !!!

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

I’d buy that for a Dollar!

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over

Is that it?

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Lips like ether.

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By *adyBugsWoman
5 weeks ago

cognito

I liked the way you looked at me when you touched it.

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By *eliWoman
5 weeks ago

"I liked the way you looked at me when you touched it."

LB you hussy. I suppose I should try it without context. One sec.

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By *eliWoman
5 weeks ago

What a hussy.

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By *insBadMan
5 weeks ago

& around

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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By *orny PTMan
5 weeks ago

Peterborough

Over the garden wall?

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By *adyBugsWoman
5 weeks ago

cognito

"What a hussy. "

That had me cackling with laughter. Thank you 😘

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By *laytime_13Woman
5 weeks ago

Lincs

Why do these things always happen to me

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By *orny PTMan
5 weeks ago

Peterborough

Glad it cleared up.

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By *aven.Woman
5 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I miss how you made me laugh

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By *orny PTMan
5 weeks ago

Peterborough

How much easier was that?

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Fuck you wanker

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By *r John WickMan
5 weeks ago

The Continental

What do you want me to do……shove it up my arse?

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
5 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬"

U ok hun….i am sure he didn’t mean it that way 😥

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

"Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬

U ok hun….i am sure he didn’t mean it that way 😥"

He was a her

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales

I just can't believe that you're standing by him. You'd walk away from me for much, much less

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By *hinstrapMan
5 weeks ago

Barnsley

Bollocks to the lot of you.

All fucking snakes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

It oozed out everywhere and she had to get it cleaned up and quick

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Men…😳

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts

Does it actually have to be 6 feet deep?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I still believe I’ll be free one day.

Tomorrow’s another blank slate.

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By *iandti2023Couple
5 weeks ago

Wokingham

That’s it!! I can’t take it anymore

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
5 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬

U ok hun….i am sure he didn’t mean it that way 😥

He was a her

😱😱

The important thing is, “are you ok hun”?

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By *.T. OP Man
5 weeks ago

Belfast

Thanks for tonite you know who u are

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By *YDB75Man
5 weeks ago

East Yorkie

I sneezed at it went everywhere. The dog wasnt happy at all

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

"Fuck you and your bullshit 🤬🤬🤬🤬

U ok hun….i am sure he didn’t mean it that way 😥

He was a her

😱😱

The important thing is, “are you ok hun”?

I'm more than OK

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By *ife NinjaMan
5 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I've eaten bambi tonight

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I've eaten bambi tonight

And?

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By *orny PTMan
5 weeks ago

Peterborough

it tastes better with mayonnaise

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By *adyBugsWoman
5 weeks ago

cognito

I miss you so much 😔

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

What a guilt tripping bitch.

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By *lessandra_BWoman
5 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

"What a guilt tripping bitch."

Hope you're OK Toots. Here, have a 🫂 x

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"What a guilt tripping bitch.

Hope you're OK Toots. Here, have a 🫂 x"

Trying to be, just needed a vent.

And thank you. 🫂

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By *bsolute101Couple
5 weeks ago

oxford

That’s not going to fit. X

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By *utdoorsquirtcplCouple
5 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Whoever's fukin my ex needs to try harder coz shes still texting me 😂

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By *arko2020Man
5 weeks ago

Sale

Then suddenly....hair everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Holy fuck.. What have you started

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Whoever's fukin my ex needs to try harder coz shes still texting me 😂"

Quality control there.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
5 weeks ago

Southampton

Good grief...stop being so rude

..get over yourself already lol

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