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"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh its nice and pink and fluffy in here "You cannot be fucking serious...lmfao.... | |||
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"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh its nice and pink and fluffy in here
You cannot be fucking serious...lmfao.... "coff coff.. oi cheeky bum, back to your own one! | |||
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"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh its nice and pink and fluffy in here
You cannot be fucking serious...lmfao....
coff coff.. oi cheeky bum, back to your own one! "I didnt want to stay here anyway...smells of fish...lmao.. | |||
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"All girls welcome come in and have a nice glass of baileys mmmmmmmmmmmmm "ohh let me get a drop of brandy to add | |||
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"more action in the girlies thread than the guys one lmao!" Thats cause you all hoovering and cleaning stuff....lol.... | |||
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"Runs in wipe my ass on Honeys pillowcase then runs out again...hee hee... "I told you before that the next time you do that im gonna sneak in and put wax on your chest while you're sleeping..........sleep with one eye open tonight | |||
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"more action in the girlies thread than the guys one lmao!" You know the old saying: men procrastinate women do  | |||
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"more action in the girlies thread than the guys one lmao! You know the old saying: men procrastinate women do "Men Proc....procars....procc....what?....lol...  | |||
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"tee hee just seen that the guys thread is soooo wild there's a guy collecting for a wreath.... must be having a wake in there...for their longed for most missed sense of fun "Hahahahaha | |||
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"tee hee just seen that the guys thread is soooo wild there's a guy collecting for a wreath.... must be having a wake in there...for their longed for most missed sense of fun "Jims just confused....dont pick on him... | |||
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"Not quite a pink and fluffy woman but hey I'll join the girlies, tho can we drop the baileys for a JD please!" you can share my JD x | |||
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"tell jim we have cookies... come to our side! "Cookies...you devious bitch...thats just below the belt.... | |||
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"bugger off doris's pussies only here "fucking hell...its batwoman.... | |||
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"bugger off doris's pussies only here "Welly tops you mean LOL | |||
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"tell jim we have cookies... come to our side!
Cookies...you devious bitch...thats just below the belt.... "wait till we break out the Ben n Jerry's ice cream | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx " Well the real men are whipping the welly tops hands down so you might want to hide behind the sofa LOL | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx " come in sweetie,pour a drink and check out the Doris in the gold lame | |||
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"tell jim we have cookies... come to our side!
Cookies...you devious bitch...thats just below the belt....
wait till we break out the Ben n Jerry's ice cream "Jim's bigger than that....your ben and jerry's wont crack a man of that calibre.... | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx Well the real men are whipping the welly tops hands down so you might want to hide behind the sofa LOL" yea right what ever 007 i think its you who might need to hide behind the sofa lol | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx come in sweetie,pour a drink and check out the Doris in the gold lame "SSSHHHHH!!!!!....woman, remember your place..... | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx come in sweetie,pour a drink and check out the Doris in the gold lame "Cock like rock and prepared to shock. Sit down darling or your knees will give way in desire LOL | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx Well the real men are whipping the welly tops hands down so you might want to hide behind the sofa LOL yea right what ever 007 i think its you who might need to hide behind the sofa lol "Careful sweetheart....youre only a woman...you could be out of your depth here.... | |||
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SSSHHHHH!!!!!....woman, remember your place..... "Ah yes sorry about that,thanks for reminding me......on your hands and knees then I need to rest my feet  | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx Well the real men are whipping the welly tops hands down so you might want to hide behind the sofa LOL yea right what ever 007 i think its you who might need to hide behind the sofa lol
Careful sweetheart....youre only a woman...you could be out of your depth here.... "sweet heart i may only be a woman but i eat men like you for brekie chew them up and spit them out and then shout next | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx Well the real men are whipping the welly tops hands down so you might want to hide behind the sofa LOL yea right what ever 007 i think its you who might need to hide behind the sofa lol
Careful sweetheart....youre only a woman...you could be out of your depth here....
sweet heart
i may only be a woman
but i eat men like you for brekie chew them up and spit them out and then shout next
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"Doris 007.... Bond.... Basildon Bond I presume?" Licensed to thrill and do pussy ill. If you ask nice i will give you something far thicker to suck on! Steady dont drool yet!!! | |||
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"mm can i join , and bring my cane ,i can do the door lol "Oh of course you can xx | |||
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"mm can i join , and bring my cane ,i can do the door lol "Do the door?.....you really must be starved of attention...lol... | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx Well the real men are whipping the welly tops hands down so you might want to hide behind the sofa LOL yea right what ever 007 i think its you who might need to hide behind the sofa lol
Careful sweetheart....youre only a woman...you could be out of your depth here....
sweet heart
i may only be a woman
but i eat men like you for brekie chew them up and spit them out and then shout next
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx come in sweetie,pour a drink and check out the Doris in the gold lame
SSSHHHHH!!!!!....woman, remember your place.....
Ah yes sorry about that,thanks for reminding me......on your hands and knees then I need to rest my feet "I'll rest my feet up your arse if you dont calm down like a good girl...lol... | |||
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"Doris 007.... Bond.... Basildon Bond I presume? Licensed to thrill and do pussy ill. If you ask nice i will give you something far thicker to suck on! Steady dont drool yet!!! "ill suck drool thick... you paint a pretty picture of yourself | |||
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" I'll rest my feet up your arse if you dont calm down like a good girl...lol... "I have one word that can combat that form of attack.............Sprouts | |||
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"*knock knock* *pokes head round door* hello ladies can i join you i come bearing gifts i have baileys, JD'S vodka and all the chocolates you can eat becy xxxxx Well the real men are whipping the welly tops hands down so you might want to hide behind the sofa LOL yea right what ever 007 i think its you who might need to hide behind the sofa lol
Careful sweetheart....youre only a woman...you could be out of your depth here....
sweet heart
i may only be a woman
but i eat men like you for brekie chew them up and spit them out and then shout next
Getaway! Thats weetabix your getting confused. Put your glasses on "ooooohhhh is that what it is silly me lol must remember to put me glasses on | |||
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"Doris 007.... Bond.... Basildon Bond I presume? Licensed to thrill and do pussy ill. If you ask nice i will give you something far thicker to suck on! Steady dont drool yet!!!
ill suck drool thick... you paint a pretty picture of yourself"Don't get excited! Join the que and get your ticket and i MIGHT spare you a few minutes. | |||
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" I'll rest my feet up your arse if you dont calm down like a good girl...lol...
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"room 4 a little 1 i brings gifts and good will 2 all..... woman hehe "Only after you have dusted and made the tea! | |||
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" nearly got dazzled witht that strange little mans gold underpants.... 3 jelly shots to recover from that sight....xx "They need to be whipped off and burnt | |||
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"welcome her, come on in to the comfortably girlie thread.... we bait the boys who intrude here for a little sport just to keep them in their place though.... so we're not doing absolutely nothing yet." SSSHHHHHH....dont talk...your lips are funny looking.... | |||
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" nearly got dazzled witht that strange little mans gold underpants.... 3 jelly shots to recover from that sight....xx
They need to be whipped off and burnt "Any excuse to get in a blokes pants....tut... | |||
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"welcome her, come on in to the comfortably girlie thread.... we bait the boys who intrude here for a little sport just to keep them in their place though.... so we're not doing absolutely nothing yet." Women! All wind and no substance | |||
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" nearly got dazzled witht that strange little mans gold underpants.... 3 jelly shots to recover from that sight....xx
They need to be whipped off and burnt "And where is the tea? And HAVE you run the vac over the lounge carpet yet! Tisk tisk woman! | |||
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"welcome her, come on in to the comfortably girlie thread.... we bait the boys who intrude here for a little sport just to keep them in their place though.... so we're not doing absolutely nothing yet. Women! All wind and no substance "says the man whos pants are all wind and of little substance | |||
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"Hello, popping in to say hi!
Trust Martin to be here! "Take a seat love...come on girls move up, let Pearl have a seat near the toilets.... | |||
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"welcome her, come on in to the comfortably girlie thread.... we bait the boys who intrude here for a little sport just to keep them in their place though.... so we're not doing absolutely nothing yet. Women! All wind and no substance
says the man whos pants are all wind and of little substance "Packing gold baby! Packing gold and they are queuing all round debenhams for it! | |||
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"well i dont think u would get much cash for that gold there not a lot of it nor packed in it!! xx"18 carat and python packing pussy rackin cock gold so run for your life if you want to be able to walk in the morning | |||
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" 18 carat and python packing pussy rackin cock gold "Was'nt that an advert for pepsi | |||
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"she can't walk just now, she's rolling on the floor laughing " Careful ladies...or our boy 007 golden gloves will be set upon you all.... | |||
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"she can't walk just now, she's rolling on the floor laughing Careful ladies...or our boy 007 golden gloves will be set upon you all.... "Golden balls not gloves unless hes packed them in the lame too | |||
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"she can't walk just now, she's rolling on the floor laughing " Her knees went in desire. Seen it so many times before i am used to it. The GOLD makes them swoon. I can tell even you are tottering even with your arthritis and bad eyesight | |||
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"golden pants, golden gloves, has he golden boots too?... he's an extra from the rocky horror show's cast!" You can try all you like fagash lil but your not getting bumped up the que. you just want gold like all the rest! You KNOWS you want it | |||
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"credit crunch version its not frank n furter its mini hot dog lol!! xx "Babe its a shower and an amazing grower. The golden marrow was penned after i was seen sunbathing nude in Tenby in the summer of 06 | |||
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"golden pants, golden gloves, has he golden boots too?... he's an extra from the rocky horror show's cast!" PMSL...............Rocky!!!! I knew id seen those pants before | |||
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"I've smoked bigger gold tips on a cigarette "A king sized Havana pensioner then. Is that your application for the new specsaver add?? You might be in you know | |||
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"credit crunch version its not frank n furter its mini hot dog lol!! xx
Babe its a shower and an amazing grower. The golden marrow was penned after i was seen sunbathing nude in Tenby in the summer of 06 "im assumin the pic was taken after you were snowed in somewhere for a few hours???xx | |||
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"Girls ... I got Baileys Truffles. Wanna help yourselves?? "Mmmmmm lovely | |||
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"Girls ... I got Baileys Truffles. Wanna help yourselves?? "just sit them on the table and help yourself to the rest of the goodies!! sunglasses on the left to take the dazzle away from the man hooker pants!! xx | |||
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"credit crunch version its not frank n furter its mini hot dog lol!! xx
Babe its a shower and an amazing grower. The golden marrow was penned after i was seen sunbathing nude in Tenby in the summer of 06
im assumin the pic was taken after you were snowed in somewhere for a few hours???xx "Another drooler then. Sit on a towel babe as its pricey to dry clean your sofa after over excitement. | |||
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"I've smoked bigger gold tips on a cigarette
A king sized Havana pensioner then. Is that your application for the new specsaver add?? You might be in you know "delusions and agrandissement..... first sign of gold lame poisoning | |||
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"I've smoked bigger gold tips on a cigarette
A king sized Havana pensioner then. Is that your application for the new specsaver add?? You might be in you know
delusions and agrandissement..... first sign of gold lame poisoning "Take your boobs off your eyes and flip them over your shoulders then you can see the python in all its glory but sit on a towel as i don't pay cleaning bills | |||
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"Girls ... I got Baileys Truffles. Wanna help yourselves??
just sit them on the table and help yourself to the rest of the goodies!! sunglasses on the left to take the dazzle away from the man hooker pants!! xx "hes a Male gigolo | |||
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"Girls ... I got Baileys Truffles. Wanna help yourselves??
just sit them on the table and help yourself to the rest of the goodies!! sunglasses on the left to take the dazzle away from the man hooker pants!! xx
hes a Male gigolo "Oi i dont charge so no thinking bribes.The gold is not sold so dont lay an egg just drop to your knees and beg. | |||
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"if I could do that with my boobs I'd be in a circus, which is probably the only place I'm likely to be confronted with a python of any note." You just want to see my private pictures and pay homage to the python
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" hes a Male gigolo
Oi i dont charge so no thinking bribes.The gold is not sold so dont lay an egg just drop to your knees and beg.
"I rather lay an egg
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" hes a Male gigolo
Oi i dont charge so no thinking bribes.The gold is not sold so dont lay an egg just drop to your knees and beg.
I rather lay an egg
will it be a golden one though "Well only if we dont use protection with the golden python and thats a big no no! You KNOW you wants it dangley nix | |||
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"if I could do that with my boobs I'd be in a circus, which is probably the only place I'm likely to be confronted with a python of any note. You just want to see my private pictures and pay homage to the python
WAIT YOUR TURN! LOL"I'm waiting.... takes you quite a while to winkle out the golden whelk eh? | |||
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"knock knock did any one say there were ben and jerrys in here " there is indeed... what's your favourite one? I have 4 different ones here... yumm! | |||
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"knock knock did any one say there were ben and jerrys in here there is indeed... what's your favourite one? I have 4 different ones here... yumm!" oh how nice got a toffee one hey got this place fixed up nice | |||
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"the fudge brownie one is great so is phish food hell they all good!! now to get the drinks fountain goin.... "I also got cherry garcia, baked alaska and cookie dough here lol.... what can I say? it's christmas | |||
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"ooooh a girlie thread are we doing nails????? I need a nice facial mask if anyone has got one "Think I've got one in the bathroom, one of those that self heats up lol!! What colour nail varnish do you fancy? | |||
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"ooooh a girlie thread are we doing nails????? I need a nice facial mask if anyone has got one
Think I've got one in the bathroom, one of those that self heats up lol!!
What colour nail varnish do you fancy? "I have loads of colors but I still like balck nail varnish. Its my nearest staement to being a goth. I am going to look out my green face mask tomorrow morningn and do a girlie in bed morning lol | |||
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"Np, it is late, can't believe I'm still up at 3am and posting on the forum! I love dark nail varnish too, bugger to put on but worth the effort! I did a pamper thing this morning, have to say face and hands feel a bit softer for the tlc they were given lol! "I have just got back from a lovely evening out with friends and having a cup of tea now oh and watching a black and white film . Will spent morning in bed and yes will do my hands as well! | |||
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"Np, it is late, can't believe I'm still up at 3am and posting on the forum! I love dark nail varnish too, bugger to put on but worth the effort! I did a pamper thing this morning, have to say face and hands feel a bit softer for the tlc they were given lol!
I have just got back from a lovely evening out with friends and having a cup of tea now oh and watching a black and white film . Will spent morning in bed and yes will do my hands as well!"Watching lie to me on the telly, love that series, a repeat night! and been chatting on here Glad you had a good night out............ | |||
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