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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Serving only 3 drinks tonight as its quite late.

They all taste good btw.

Dragons breath

Got a little kick to it.

Sirens call

If you end yp hearing music coming from the bathroom don't follow it.

Cthullus gaze

Sorry I you can't look at it because it will make you mad

Bit silly but I can't be fucked tonight

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands

A double Cthullus gaze please, Toots.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Something strong and very alcoholic please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A double Cthullus gaze please, Toots.

"

Comes with a blind fold, enjoy.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Something strong and very alcoholic please "
drinks above my man

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Sirens call please kind sir

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sirens call please kind sir"

Coming right up vixen.

Don't need the call.

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Sirens call please kind sir

Coming right up vixen.

Don't need the call. "

Are you singing to me already?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Something strong and very alcoholic please drinks above my man

"

Exactly.. you can pick

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sirens call please kind sir

Coming right up vixen.

Don't need the call.

Are you singing to me already? "

The drink will make you hallucinate singing basically.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Something strong and very alcoholic please drinks above my man

Exactly.. you can pick "

Dragons breath.

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Dragons breath please.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Something strong and very alcoholic please drinks above my man

Exactly.. you can pick

Dragons breath. "

Not a clue what it is! But damn I’ll drink it haha

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Sirens call please kind sir

Coming right up vixen.

Don't need the call.

Are you singing to me already?

The drink will make you hallucinate singing basically. "

Oooh I see

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

Siren's Call for me please.

How do merpeople reproduce? Are they more mammal or fish? Answers please.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Dragons breath please."

Of course, but if it makes you cough a little it's ok, though you may end up breathing fire after enough drinks.

Just saying

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Siren's Call for me please.

How do merpeople reproduce? Are they more mammal or fish? Answers please. "

Probably eggs 🤔

Im not sure.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Siren's Call for me please.

How do merpeople reproduce? Are they more mammal or fish? Answers please. "

Coming right up!

Have a lovely night.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Something strong and very alcoholic please drinks above my man

Exactly.. you can pick

Dragons breath.

Not a clue what it is! But damn I’ll drink it haha "

Made from the flame sac of a rad dragon.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Something strong and very alcoholic please drinks above my man

Exactly.. you can pick

Dragons breath.

Not a clue what it is! But damn I’ll drink it haha

Made from the flame sac of a rad dragon. "

Does it induce a +10 hangover? Excuse the geeky joke

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By *onn8955Man
3 weeks ago

whitby


"A double Cthullus gaze please, Toots.

"

I'll have what she is having! Go big or go home.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A double Cthullus gaze please, Toots.

I'll have what she is having! Go big or go home."

I see cthullu is mighty popular today, here's your blindfold.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Something strong and very alcoholic please drinks above my man

Exactly.. you can pick

Dragons breath.

Not a clue what it is! But damn I’ll drink it haha

Made from the flame sac of a rad dragon.

Does it induce a +10 hangover? Excuse the geeky joke "

🤣

Go for it love the humour.

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Can I just have a blindfold.... got a stinking migraine need to lie down in the dark.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I just have a blindfold.... got a stinking migraine need to lie down in the dark."

I'm surprised the lure of the sirens hasn't took you to the sea.

But go ahead.

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By *ameisnawtyMan
3 weeks ago

anywhere

Could be dangerous lying here with nothing but a blindfold on lol

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Could be dangerous lying here with nothing but a blindfold on lol"
no funny business. 🤔

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Could I please just get a glass of pepsi and some salt and vinegar walkers please Toots?

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Could be dangerous lying here with nothing but a blindfold on lol"

Don't you know how Sirens work it's not just a song they sing

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Could be dangerous lying here with nothing but a blindfold on lol no funny business. 🤔 "

I'm an angel 😇 sir....

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Could I please just get a glass of pepsi and some salt and vinegar walkers please Toots? "

I could maybe whip up the crisps, but the drink hmmm, what about butter beer?

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I’ll have all three!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll have all three! "

Okay

You sure?

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I’ll have all three! "

Got troubles to drown?

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"I’ll have all three!

Got troubles to drown?"

Kicking mad music? What’s not to love!? 😂

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

All 3 cocktails for vampire love

Mixed and blended into one drink.

Just a warning this is incredibly stupid and dangerous.

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"All 3 cocktails for vampire love

Mixed and blended into one drink.

Just a warning this is incredibly stupid and dangerous."

You're telling vampire it's dangerous.....

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"All 3 cocktails for vampire love

Mixed and blended into one drink.

Just a warning this is incredibly stupid and dangerous.

You're telling vampire it's dangerous....."

He deserve to know what he's about to drink.

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"All 3 cocktails for vampire love

Mixed and blended into one drink.

Just a warning this is incredibly stupid and dangerous.

You're telling vampire it's dangerous....."

😂😂😂 if we don’t do stupid things, we shall never learn (vamps 2024)

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"All 3 cocktails for vampire love

Mixed and blended into one drink.

Just a warning this is incredibly stupid and dangerous.

You're telling vampire it's dangerous.....

😂😂😂 if we don’t do stupid things, we shall never learn (vamps 2024)"

Then drink up.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Something strong and very alcoholic please drinks above my man

Exactly.. you can pick

Dragons breath.

Not a clue what it is! But damn I’ll drink it haha

Made from the flame sac of a rad dragon.

Does it induce a +10 hangover? Excuse the geeky joke

🤣

Go for it love the humour."

I couldn’t resist dropping a D&D quip

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"All 3 cocktails for vampire love

Mixed and blended into one drink.

Just a warning this is incredibly stupid and dangerous.

You're telling vampire it's dangerous.....

😂😂😂 if we don’t do stupid things, we shall never learn (vamps 2024)"

Exactly got to learn from your mistakes

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Something strong and very alcoholic please drinks above my man

Exactly.. you can pick

Dragons breath.

Not a clue what it is! But damn I’ll drink it haha

Made from the flame sac of a rad dragon.

Does it induce a +10 hangover? Excuse the geeky joke

🤣

Go for it love the humour.

I couldn’t resist dropping a D&D quip "

I mean the actual.bar maybe 🤔

But that be giving away too much.

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By *imply DeeWoman
3 weeks ago

Wherever

No idea what these are so can I have one each please OP and thank you 🙏

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I shall bid you all a good night I've got to get rid of this migraine and I have Marmar duties all week so up early

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"No idea what these are so can I have one each please OP and thank you 🙏 "

🤔

I wouldn't reccomened it, but if you insist.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I shall bid you all a good night I've got to get rid of this migraine and I have Marmar duties all week so up early"

Night vix😘

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I shall bid you all a good night I've got to get rid of this migraine and I have Marmar duties all week so up early

Night vix😘"

Good night sir

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I shall bid you all a good night I've got to get rid of this migraine and I have Marmar duties all week so up early

Night vix😘

Good night sir"

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By *imply DeeWoman
3 weeks ago

Wherever


"No idea what these are so can I have one each please OP and thank you 🙏

🤔

I wouldn't reccomened it, but if you insist."

I do indeed insist. What’s worst that can happen.

🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"No idea what these are so can I have one each please OP and thank you 🙏

🤔

I wouldn't reccomened it, but if you insist.

I do indeed insist. What’s worst that can happen.

🤷🏻‍♀️

"

Okay well let's see what happens with vamlirelove

Anyway here yah go!

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"No idea what these are so can I have one each please OP and thank you 🙏

🤔

I wouldn't reccomened it, but if you insist.

I do indeed insist. What’s worst that can happen.

🤷🏻‍♀️

"

This is my type of lady! See toots, it’s not a crazy idea!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"No idea what these are so can I have one each please OP and thank you 🙏

🤔

I wouldn't reccomened it, but if you insist.

I do indeed insist. What’s worst that can happen.

🤷🏻‍♀️

This is my type of lady! See toots, it’s not a crazy idea!"

Grin, you seem to think you've got it figured out.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"No idea what these are so can I have one each please OP and thank you 🙏

🤔

I wouldn't reccomened it, but if you insist.

I do indeed insist. What’s worst that can happen.

🤷🏻‍♀️

This is my type of lady! See toots, it’s not a crazy idea!

Grin, you seem to think you've got it figured out. "

Silly me was on about the speed freeeeeeaaaaaakkkkksssss!!!!!@!

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂"

Fineeeeeeee, vampire love is okay.

The next one won't be so lucky.

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

Fineeeeeeee, vampire love is okay.

The next one won't be so lucky."

Dee is next. Couldn’t jump the queue 😂

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
3 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I’ll have the dragons breath please, and do you have any shorts for a chaser?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll have the dragons breath please, and do you have any shorts for a chaser? "

🤔 goblin dong chaser perhaps?.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
3 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂"

When you say country music are you talking more Beyoncé or Jimmy Cash?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
3 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"I’ll have the dragons breath please, and do you have any shorts for a chaser?

🤔 goblin dong chaser perhaps?.

"

Oh yes please, give me a goblin dong

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

When you say country music are you talking more Beyoncé or Jimmy Cash? "

More cotton eyes Joe!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll have the dragons breath please, and do you have any shorts for a chaser?

🤔 goblin dong chaser perhaps?.

Oh yes please, give me a goblin dong"

Here yah go!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
3 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

When you say country music are you talking more Beyoncé or Jimmy Cash?

More cotton eyes Joe!"

Where did that come from, cotton eye Joe?

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

When you say country music are you talking more Beyoncé or Jimmy Cash?

More cotton eyes Joe!

Where did that come from, cotton eye Joe? "

You’ve never heard of the song cotton eyed Joe?!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
3 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"I’ll have the dragons breath please, and do you have any shorts for a chaser?

🤔 goblin dong chaser perhaps?.

Oh yes please, give me a goblin dong

Here yah go!"

Cheers!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
3 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

When you say country music are you talking more Beyoncé or Jimmy Cash?

More cotton eyes Joe!

Where did that come from, cotton eye Joe?

You’ve never heard of the song cotton eyed Joe?! "

Yeah, I was using the lyrics to reply to you 🙈 bad joke sorry

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By *imply DeeWoman
3 weeks ago

Wherever


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

Fineeeeeeee, vampire love is okay.

The next one won't be so lucky.

Dee is next. Couldn’t jump the queue 😂"

Thank you! You are lovely.

I’ll have another one too, please.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

Fineeeeeeee, vampire love is okay.

The next one won't be so lucky.

Dee is next. Couldn’t jump the queue 😂

Thank you! You are lovely.

I’ll have another one too, please.

"

you've the magic of the drink _ampirelove 🤣

Here ya go!

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

When you say country music are you talking more Beyoncé or Jimmy Cash?

More cotton eyes Joe!

Where did that come from, cotton eye Joe?

You’ve never heard of the song cotton eyed Joe?!

Yeah, I was using the lyrics to reply to you 🙈 bad joke sorry"

I only just got it! 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ where did you go!

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Ok not sure how he managed it but the concoction kinda stings the nostrils and not in a good way. Felt like a kick to the balls, heard country music and felt I was going mad as I thought I read it was 0% alcohol! I’ll have another please toots 😂😂

Fineeeeeeee, vampire love is okay.

The next one won't be so lucky.

Dee is next. Couldn’t jump the queue 😂

Thank you! You are lovely.

I’ll have another one too, please.

you've the magic of the drink _ampirelove 🤣

Here ya go! "

Dee and I shall be sharing this drink !

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