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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple
19 weeks ago

Swansea

Finding a hidden dog poo with a strimmer?

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By *onnynclaireCouple
19 weeks ago

Reading

Having it splat over you when the client said he picked it all up for you before hand.

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By *avexxMan
19 weeks ago

cheshire

"Finding a hidden dog poo with a strimmer?

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... thats just shit when that happens

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By *icecouple561Couple
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19 weeks ago

East Sussex

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By *eordieJeansCouple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When shit hits the fan.

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By *avexxMan
19 weeks ago

cheshire

you usually end up with freckles

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I don’t think I’ll have that Nutella sandwich now 🤢

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Someone with a month-long flu complete with sinus-infection and 100-day choking-mucousal-cough, out for a shivery walk as he approaches week two of the nightmare. He hawk's back a huge greeny, then grogs it onto the cold, damp-foggy sidewalk with a sickening splat just as a passing car wheel blasts it into the air for everyone else to breath in to enjoy.

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple
19 weeks ago

Swansea

"Someone with a month-long flu complete with sinus-infection and 100-day choking-mucousal-cough, out for a shivery walk as he approaches week two of the nightmare. He hawk's back a huge greeny, then grogs it onto the cold, damp-foggy sidewalk with a sickening splat just as a passing car wheel blasts it into the air for everyone else to breath in to enjoy."

Boof

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple
19 weeks ago

Swansea

"you usually end up with freckles"

Yep

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By *enelope2UWoman
19 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Speeding past a slow car only to get to the light and they pull up right beside you.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
19 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Having it splat over you when the client said he picked it all up for you before hand."

Been there, done that

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
19 weeks ago

Manchester

Putting the oven on and going to the fridge to grab the chocolate melt in the middle Gu puddings, only to find the kids have already eaten them

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By *NormalMan01Man
19 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Finding a hidden dog poo with a strimmer?

It splatting in your face.

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By *NormalMan01Man
19 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Putting the oven on and going to the fridge to grab the chocolate melt in the middle Gu puddings, only to find the kids have already eaten them

The savages! Did they eat them hot or cold?!

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By *rith47Man
19 weeks ago

Erith

Finding hidden poo when a meet bends over.

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
19 weeks ago

Manchester

"Putting the oven on and going to the fridge to grab the chocolate melt in the middle Gu puddings, only to find the kids have already eaten them

The savages! Did they eat them hot or cold?!"

Didn't think to ask, just told them they will be put up for adoption if it happens again.

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By *aizyWoman
19 weeks ago

west midlands

"Finding hidden poo when a meet bends over.

Not with a strimmer, I hope?! 😱

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By *ad NannaWoman
19 weeks ago

East London

Finding a hidden dog poo at the bottom of the stairs in the dark with your bare foot?

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple
19 weeks ago

Swansea

"Finding hidden poo when a meet bends over.

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple
19 weeks ago

Swansea

"Finding hidden poo when a meet bends over.

Not with a strimmer, I hope?! 😱"

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple
19 weeks ago

Swansea

"Finding a hidden dog poo at the bottom of the stairs in the dark with your bare foot?"

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By *ny1localMan
19 weeks ago

READING

Going barefoot up the garden path at night to properly close the garden gate, and stepping on a slug..yuck!

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By *penminddmanMan
19 weeks ago

Lisburn

Finding a hidden human poo with your strimmer

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By *.T.Man
19 weeks ago

Back home in Glasgow

Finding half a maggot in your freshly bitten apple.

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By *lder budweiserMan
19 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Finding half a maggot in your freshly bitten apple."

Or a vein in your sausage

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
19 weeks ago

Ryde

Accidentally running over a frog with a strimmer.

I've done that, and it really isn't pleasant.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
19 weeks ago

walsall

"Finding a hidden dog poo with a strimmer?

A hidden cat poo.

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By *andadbodMan
19 weeks ago

Liverpool

running over a frog with the lawn mower 😳🤢

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple
19 weeks ago

Swansea

"Going barefoot up the garden path at night to properly close the garden gate, and stepping on a slug..yuck! "

Why are slugs so bloody difficult to wash off?

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By *ffervescentMan
19 weeks ago

winfrith

getting your nob stuck in yer zipper.

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple
19 weeks ago

Swansea

"running over a frog with the lawn mower 😳🤢"

That's two frogs on the thread now. Maybe we need to arrange lawn safety advice for them?

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