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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whose next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need surgically removing from my bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose next"

Oh go on then...

My trousers have a lump in them, could do with some assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the lovely nurses just asked if a massage would help my stiff muscle, as I'm not a medical man I'm not sure, but I shall trust the nurses judgement and leave it in her hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whose next

Oh go on then...

My trousers have a lump in them, could do with some assistance

I can see the lump sir, quite large, may need some work to sort that out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I need surgically removing from my bed!

We havent finished your treatment yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need surgically removing from my bed!

We havent finished your treatment yet"

Am I allowed a stiff drink yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone give me a kiss before the surgeon gives me oral next Monday.

Emergency surgery he said "/.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Oh dear god..all knight is now changing his name to all knight and day long ....could someone from the mental health team or a nyphomanic nurse please come and assist..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I need surgically removing from my bed!

We havent finished your treatment yet

Am I allowed a stiff drink yet?

Can arrange something stiff for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told by a doctor to stop masturbating

When i asked why she simply replied........

Because im ttrying to examine you !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear god..all knight is now changing his name to all knight and day long ....could someone from the mental health team or a nyphomanic nurse please come and assist.."

On way

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I think I need surgically removing from my bed!

We havent finished your treatment yet

Am I allowed a stiff drink yet?

Yeah ill get the blender out, Long Island iced teas all round?? For medicinal purposes obviously x

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Thank you ill make sure the portcullis is up....that's if I can get out of these bloody ropes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My prostate feels funny, can I get an examination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman could die of thirst round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman could die of thirst round here

how do you think i feel, i've been stuck on a trolly for hours

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"A woman could die of thirst round here

how do you think i feel, i've been stuck on a trolly for hours"

Err you got moved to the mortuary you popped your clogs mate..(read old thread)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman could die of thirst round here

how do you think i feel, i've been stuck on a trolly for hours

Err you got moved to the mortuary you popped your clogs mate..(read old thread)

i covered his arse on that one and said I knew where he was though and couldnt tell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the lovely nurses just asked if a massage would help my stiff muscle, as I'm not a medical man I'm not sure, but I shall trust the nurses judgement and leave it in her hands."

Pours oil over hands

Do you mind if I take my nurses outfit off because I'm all wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke would like a check up now please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luke would like a check up now please

Happy to oblidge,.whats his symtoms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman could die of thirst round here

how do you think i feel, i've been stuck on a trolly for hours

Err you got moved to the mortuary you popped your clogs mate..(read old thread)

Didn't even notice I wasn't dead!? I'm begining to wonder about these nurses qualifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are any nurses still on duty. I have an awful numbing of my gluteus maximus.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Whoop whoop i don't need you lot! Just got the all clear and will be spending my weekend at home being cossetted.

If i can only avoid all those nasty bugs!

(was going to blow raspberry, covers face with sleeve and runs away)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoop whoop i don't need you lot! Just got the all clear and will be spending my weekend at home being cossetted.

If i can only avoid all those nasty bugs!

(was going to blow raspberry, covers face with sleeve and runs away)

YEAH!!!!! Excellent news!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are any nurses still on duty. I have an awful numbing of my gluteus maximus. "

Come and sit with me, I'll look after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to take tramadol as my endometriosis is v bad. Bloody rubbish body

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ive just broken my thumb nail- Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just broken my thumb nail- Does that count?

Yes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ive just broken my thumb nail- Does that count?

Yes"
Ive administered first aid- Nail glue and a nail file....phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just broken my thumb nail- Does that count?

YesIve administered first aid- Nail glue and a nail file....phew!

I'm on wheat bag and morphine derivative!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ive just broken my thumb nail- Does that count?

YesIve administered first aid- Nail glue and a nail file....phew!

I'm on wheat bag and morphine derivative! "
Im on the latter....good innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just broken my thumb nail- Does that count?

YesIve administered first aid- Nail glue and a nail file....phew!

I'm on wheat bag and morphine derivative! Im on the latter....good innit!

Its floaty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are any nurses still on duty. I have an awful numbing of my gluteus maximus.

Come and sit with me, I'll look after you

No there's an offer I cannot refuse.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Whoop whoop i don't need you lot! Just got the all clear and will be spending my weekend at home being cossetted.

If i can only avoid all those nasty bugs!

(was going to blow raspberry, covers face with sleeve and runs away)

fantastic newsxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The left side of body hurts when I breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The left side of body hurts when I breath

Chest? On insparation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i take my glasses off, i can't read the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When i take my glasses off, i can't read the forums

Me either

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

My right boob could do with some manipulation its got a dent in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My right boob could do with some manipulation its got a dent in it

Grab my massage oil, ill manipulate the dent out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tramadol made me feel sick

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"My right boob could do with some manipulation its got a dent in it

Grab my massage oil, ill manipulate the dent out"

Thank you thats the first offer i have had in 8 mths. .. wriggles down and gets comfortable ..hope the hands are warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My right boob could do with some manipulation its got a dent in it

Grab my massage oil, ill manipulate the dent out

Thank you thats the first offer i have had in 8 mths. .. wriggles down and gets comfortable ..hope the hands are warm

Warming them now,

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"My right boob could do with some manipulation its got a dent in it

Grab my massage oil, ill manipulate the dent out

Thank you thats the first offer i have had in 8 mths. .. wriggles down and gets comfortable ..hope the hands are warm

Warming them now,

Great fotos by the way

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