FabSwingers.com forum: Well, have you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

Inspired by a delightful message from a particularly tasty penis featuring toilet shot 🤢

"Have you been on the cock this weekend?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

Feel free to share alternative ways of asking people I'd they've had intercourse recentlythis place cracks me up 😂

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Ilkley

"Inspired by a delightful message from a particularly tasty penis featuring toilet shot 🤢

"Have you been on the cock this weekend?"

You make it sound so inviting 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Inspired by a delightful message from a particularly tasty penis featuring toilet shot 🤢

"Have you been on the cock this weekend?"

You make it sound so inviting 🤣🤣🤣"

So much so that I've already sent him my number and my flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Guilty as charged 🙋‍♀️

Didn't take the cock over a toilet though, maybe I've let myself down by not doing this 🤔🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Guilty as charged 🙋‍♀️

Didn't take the cock over a toilet though, maybe I've let myself down by not doing this 🤔🤣"

Standards are seriously slipping lately

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
26 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I have 💜

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I haven't. 😕

And...

"Have you ridden the sausage express? No stops until we reach the destination! "

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
26 weeks ago

North West

Yes. 👋

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

All the cock I like goes elsewhere

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

No. Mother Nature had different ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

No, I have not ridden the beaver cleaver this weekend.

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By *ony MannMan
26 weeks ago

South Newton

"Take me to heaven" she asked.

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By *ags73Man
26 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Not this weekend.

(Or any other in my life I guess)

Down on the pussy? Well, I might have, but gentlemen don’t tell.

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By *ir tootMan
26 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

No bur I got a lovely message asking to breed someone and get then pregnant.

That was bad enough for me

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By *obilebottomMan
26 weeks ago

All over

"No bur I got a lovely message asking to breed someone and get then pregnant.

That was bad enough for me"

Were they looking for lots of tooties running around the place?

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By *ir tootMan
26 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"No bur I got a lovely message asking to breed someone and get then pregnant.

That was bad enough for me

Were they looking for lots of tooties running around the place?

Yeah probably.

Im good thanks.

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By *eliWoman
26 weeks ago

I didn't sit on a penis this weekend. I love when people have such a romantic way with words. 🥰

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"All the cock I like goes elsewhere

Same ...

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Yes, it was wonderful 😈😈

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
26 weeks ago

Somewhere Only We Know

Definitely wouldn't describe it that way, but yes, I had a wonderful time with a fabulous friend at the start of the weekend. 🥰

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

"Inspired by a delightful message from a particularly tasty penis featuring toilet shot 🤢

"Have you been on the cock this weekend?"

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no sorry .

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

No but if anyone is offering to be on mine I would not complain

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By *tephanie63Woman
26 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I am rather partial to being on the cock but haven't been this weekend, sadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Inspired by a delightful message from a particularly tasty penis featuring toilet shot 🤢

"Have you been on the cock this weekend?"

Oh ffs lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Crashed any milk trucks lately?

I think that one was exclusive to my mate Alex.

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

👀

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I didn't sit on a penis this weekend. I love when people have such a romantic way with words. 🥰"

Me too, I'll never need a relationship again with all these sweet little nuggets of romance sat at my fingertips

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By *viatrixWoman
26 weeks ago

Redhill

Nah.

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By *ife NinjaMan
26 weeks ago

Dunfermline

My penis is virginial this weekend

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By *urry BlokeMan
26 weeks ago

Despite my best attempts on Friday, no

I think it's mad that when I'm looking, just how few men are looking that are verified by previous meets

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
26 weeks ago

Maidstone

No. Apparently I'm not hot enough.

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By *itygamesMan
26 weeks ago

Mines on offer weekends but never any takers lol

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate

No. Can’t say I have, really.

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate

"No. Apparently I'm not hot enough. "

No. No one told you that? Surely not?

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
26 weeks ago

Maidstone

Well I'm too much hard work...a wank is easier. Yeah... was told that

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By *ir tootMan
26 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Well I'm too much hard work...a wank is easier. Yeah... was told that"

If anything a wank is.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I've not, but I don't kiss and tell

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

You know what I have, although there were no toilets involved in the making of this situation 🤣

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By *indergirlWoman
26 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

I think at this point I've forgotten what it is and I'm regaining my virginity 😭😫

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

That’s my next status update

“Who wants to help me get on the cock this weekend”

Although I’m now picturing a little step-stool and jodphurs….

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By *ags73Man
26 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"That’s my next status update

“Who wants to help me get on the cock this weekend”

Although I’m now picturing a little step-stool and jodphurs…."

Jodphurs will wreck me if you posted a pic.

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By *onestphilMan
26 weeks ago

Preston

I must be missing something,don't you lady have cock on tap that's why it was a toilet pose lol x

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Well I'm too much hard work...a wank is easier. Yeah... was told that"

They’re idiots, you’re stunning.

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By *lessandra_BWoman
26 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

""Have you been on the cock this weekend?""

The only cock available this weekend, has been the silicone variety! But I'm definitely not complaining 😜 💦💦💦

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
26 weeks ago

Norwich

Come on, that’s funny!

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

No.

I want cock.

I really want cock.

I badly, really want cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I've not been on it for a while 🤣

But ref the toilet photo, that almost certainly a delete and block from me!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

""Have you been on the cock this weekend?"

The only cock available this weekend, has been the silicone variety! But I'm definitely not complaining 😜 💦💦💦"

At least they're reliable 🤣🤣🤣

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

on the cock sounds like on the rag!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"on the cock sounds like on the rag!"

I'm on the rag

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"on the cock sounds like on the rag!

I'm on the rag

I've just realised my rag is wildly overdue...

shit. Oh wait. No. God bless celibacy

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By *ildmanYorksMan
26 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Unfortunately my cock is currently feeling sadly neglected

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By *icevicebabyWoman
26 weeks ago

Dublin North

I have been on the cock this weekend. Finally broke my dry spell. 😀👏

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By *inger_SnapWoman
26 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I think at this point I've forgotten what it is and I'm regaining my virginity 😭😫"

Same

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