FabSwingers.com forum: *** to the front of the queue

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've seen this a LOT on profiles...

Hung to the front

Unicorns to the front

etc etc.

How many of these actually have a queue?

Can I take a number and get in the queue?

Will people queue jump me so I'll never get to the front?

I need answers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My queue is currently queue-less, if anyone was interested 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting on the "sarcastic little pricks to the front" queue

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I had a 2-3 week queue now it's more a view

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Go all Latin and just push in

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

We tv/ts don't bother with the queue anymore. We used to, but then the bouncers always refused us entry when we did reach the front 😥 These days it's either round the back of the building and crawl in through the ladies loo window, or forget the whole idea and go for a kebab instead.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ve noticed British people do love a queue.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Utero

Like the first lift out of a French ski resort…

During school holidays..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve noticed British people do love a queue."

Boarding at an airport .

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I’ve noticed British people do love a queue.

Boarding at an airport . "

Fast pass. Can’t be doing with all that airport malarkey.

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

Oh to be a woman and have a queue !! Mines an empty bus stop ! B

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"We tv/ts don't bother with the queue anymore. We used to, but then the bouncers always refused us entry when we did reach the front 😥 These days it's either round the back of the building and crawl in through the ladies loo window, or forget the whole idea and go for a kebab instead."

Just stamp on their foot with your stilettos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a queue. I’m always hoping it’s for something worth queuing for..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve noticed British people do love a queue.

Boarding at an airport .

Fast pass. Can’t be doing with all that airport malarkey."

Plane still ain’t going til me and all the other scruffs have got on though. Fast pass at Alton Towers on the other hand..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s polite to queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will quite happily queue, I'm in no rush in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chicks that will shag me to the front of the queue. 🙋‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🧕👩🏼‍💼👩🏽‍🔧💃

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will quite happily queue, I'm in no rush in life

This is the way ☝🏻

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The actual word “queue” is French.

It was defined to mean “a line” in 1837 by Thomas Carlyle, who likened the line-up of people he saw outside shops in France to a man's ponytail, which the French called “a queue.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who like to queue to the back of the queue

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By *uttercupWoman
over a year ago

Borders

Come on younger athletic men, hurry. I'm old, I can't keep the front door open much longer, hurts my arthritis

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By *ildTimes.Man
over a year ago

Wherever I May Roam

I've been queueing so long I've forgotten what the queues for ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else looking to queue jump?

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"I’ve noticed British people do love a queue."

It's what we do best

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Karen's. Because all Karen's think it's their entitlement to be at the front of any queue.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’ve noticed British people do love a queue.

Boarding at an airport .

Fast pass. Can’t be doing with all that airport malarkey."

Fast pass to sit on the plane first. We're the one's that are stretched out in the departure lounge then get on the plane last

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I don’t mind a queue, but will always opt for fast pass/priority boarding ☺️. If I had to prioritise my own queue (should it exist), it would be “people who are relatively local - i.e not 150+ miles away and actually want to meet and not just message endlessly for their wank bank 🤷🏼‍♀️😇

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Once upon a time i was desired and chased by many iv done my best to put those days behind me i retired the minge magnet

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

ah the virtual queue, gotta love the optimism there 😂

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I always thought it was a bukake thing, they have a long queue of guys dribbling cone on their face and save the worst till last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll deliberately queue at a proper checkout in the supermarket to - hopefully - force them to out more staff on the tills. The self service tills are okay in theory but they rob someone of a job, and by the time you've had someone come over because of all the issues with them (I have put it in the bagging area, Disembodied Automated Voice! Stop shouting at me!) they don't save you that much time

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I always thought it was a bukake thing, they have a long queue of guys dribbling cone on their face and save the worst till last."

Not that flippin' ice cream thread again. We went through it yesterday. We don't need a second 'coning'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko’s bedroom wait time is currently 4.3 year's.

Please take a number and wait for it to be called

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By *phrodisiac2000Man
over a year ago

saddleworth NW

"My queue is currently queue-less, if anyone was interested 😂😂"

Only nice people are in my Q if I had 1

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

We seemingly have 2 queues:-

A local one with guys who solely think with their dick.

A faraway one with guys who solely think with their dick.

A queue of hot people who make an effort and want to connect would be our preferred queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, I’ll just say it, my queue is still empty! 😂😂

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

If I had a long queue I would be a bit worried somehow for one way or another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen this a LOT on profiles...

Hung to the front

Unicorns to the front

etc etc.

How many of these actually have a queue?

Can I take a number and get in the queue?

Will people queue jump me so I'll never get to the front?

I need answers!!!

"
Us Brits love a queue .

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I don't have a queue, I have a system.

Check in and take a pager, then go off and do whatever you need to. When the pager beeps it's your turn, get yourself here pronto (if you miss your go on me you end up having to start all over again).

It's an efficient system except for the pagers which are directly from 1993 and can't be replaced if they malfunction.

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