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By *aven. OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Say I have a 100 messages (I do! TBF Ive not read any in days and have let them accumulate to make myself feel popular)

If I replied "not interested" to all, as apparently it may be seen as rude or lazy not to, how many of the following replies do you think I'd get.

A) nothing

B) calling me rude/stuck up

C) calling me ugly etc etc

D) awww Hun why not lol

E) no worries, happy fabbing!!

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By *d EndoMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham

E) 100

I'm an optimist

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

B c and d definitely, should do a tally.

🤣

Maybe there might be some low numbers for the others.

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By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A combination of all of the above

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West


"Say I have a 100 messages (I do! TBF Ive not read any in days and have let them accumulate to make myself feel popular)

If I replied "not interested" to all, as apparently it may be seen as rude or lazy not to, how many of the following replies do you think I'd get.

A) nothing

B) calling me rude/stuck up

C) calling me ugly etc etc

D) awww Hun why not lol

E) no worries, happy fabbing!!

"

A) 1

B) 48

C) 49

D) 1

E) 1

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By *imply DeeWoman
3 weeks ago

Wherever

The probability of me receiving 100 messages is pretty low but hey ho, I’m willing to participate in the experiment.

I’ll take all filters off and report later.

In the name of science!

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By *ascaIMan
3 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Hopefully lots of option D. Getting 100 “lols” would be the perfect Sunday right?

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By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Also option F.. That's a shame.

A shame for who??

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"A combination of all of the above "

This. Very few with no reply though.

With filters fully open and being online it is easy to get a hundred messages in a day though. And there are only so many "Hey"s I can read before I need to break something. So I'm glad you're doing this so I don't have to.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
3 weeks ago

Sunderland

A) 23%

B) 11%

C) 9%

D) 37%

F) 20%

Please note I expect my predictions to be as accurate as polesters election predictions

Mr

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"Say I have a 100 messages (I do! TBF Ive not read any in days and have let them accumulate to make myself feel popular)

If I replied "not interested" to all, as apparently it may be seen as rude or lazy not to, how many of the following replies do you think I'd get.

A) nothing

B) calling me rude/stuck up

C) calling me ugly etc etc

D) awww Hun why not lol

E) no worries, happy fabbing!!

A) 1

B) 48

C) 49

D) 1

E) 1

"

Way underestimating D there!

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By * Mrs ShyButNotShyWoman
3 weeks ago

Stafford


"Say I have a 100 messages (I do! TBF Ive not read any in days and have let them accumulate to make myself feel popular)

If I replied "not interested" to all, as apparently it may be seen as rude or lazy not to, how many of the following replies do you think I'd get.

A) nothing

B) calling me rude/stuck up

C) calling me ugly etc etc

D) awww Hun why not lol

E) no worries, happy fabbing!!

F) I don't reply. I have so many it's all I would do if I did. Just to add if it makes me laugh then they get a reply even if no I'm sorry. We would also reply if they have actually taken the time to read our profile.

"

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By *hilloutMan
3 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Say I have a 100 messages (I do! TBF Ive not read any in days and have let them accumulate to make myself feel popular)

If I replied "not interested" to all, as apparently it may be seen as rude or lazy not to, how many of the following replies do you think I'd get.

A) nothing

B) calling me rude/stuck up

C) calling me ugly etc etc

D) awww Hun why not lol

E) no worries, happy fabbing!!

"

Depends. If they're all self respecting men it would be mostly A or at a stretch E.

For me it would certainly be A.

We know however this is fab and it wouldn't be this way.

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By *ockinthevanMan
3 weeks ago

wigan

I'd reply E.

In fact that's all I ever reply

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Hmm.

9 x A) nothing

53 x B) and C) calling me rude/stuck up ugly etc etc

27 x D) awww Hun why not lol

11 x E) no worries, happy fabbing!!

B and C combined, because they usually are.

About 50% of the Ds that didn't include a dick pic in their original message to include one on their why not with a wink 💜

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'd hope for E (my response), but I'm guessing mainly C and D

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By *aven. OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

It seems you get blocked for spamming messages 🤣

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

I mostly get D&E

I’ve rarely received B&C. I must be lucky.

I also don’t get 100s of messages though. So I’m extra lucky 🤣

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By *y3942Man
3 weeks ago

hastings

A) 78

B) 7

C) 7

D) 7

E) 1 (me!)

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"It seems you get blocked for spamming messages 🤣

"

How fast do you type??

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Covent Garden

A). You're nothing special.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West


"It seems you get blocked for spamming messages 🤣

How fast do you type??"

Copy/paste. Come on, get with the interwebs programme

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"It seems you get blocked for spamming messages 🤣

How fast do you type??

Copy/paste. Come on, get with the interwebs programme "

Yeah yeah 🤣 I don't think before I type 🤣

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I say E but, replies are rare and appreciated

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By *aven. OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"It seems you get blocked for spamming messages 🤣

How fast do you type??"

I only got to 10, maybe it's the fact that's about 3 months worth of messages for me that triggered it.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"It seems you get blocked for spamming messages 🤣

How fast do you type??

I only got to 10, maybe it's the fact that's about 3 months worth of messages for me that triggered it. "

Ohhh, maybe then.

Fab is old and rusty so who knows.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I mostly get D&E

I’ve rarely received B&C. I must be lucky.

I also don’t get 100s of messages though. So I’m extra lucky 🤣"

Do you say no thanks rather than not interested though?

The amount of messages I get telling me I'm a rude cunt for not being verbally grateful for their uninvited schlong or wank fodder in my inbox is high.

Although I also get told I'm rude pretty often when I do actually say thanks in there. I figure anything other than naming a time and place to suck their dick is rudeness to some people 💜

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By *ell GwynnWoman
3 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

A) nothing - 60

B) calling me rude/stuck up - 5

C) calling me ugly etc etc - 2

D) awww Hun why not lol - 10

E) no worries, happy fabbing!! - 23

Love the profile pic, OP! 🎃

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By *allGuy1000Man
3 weeks ago

Reading

I can only speak for myself but I would be a resounding E. Followed by a "That’s cool, thank you for responding x"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 27/10/24 10:40:07]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 27/10/24 10:40:07]"

That wasn't one of the options

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

F) I’ll take that as a yes.

(Send address) coffee or tea ? What time should I expect you ?

The mr

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Isn’t this just a humble brag thread?

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By *aven. OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Isn’t this just a humble brag thread?"

Yes

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex


"I mostly get D&E

I’ve rarely received B&C. I must be lucky.

I also don’t get 100s of messages though. So I’m extra lucky 🤣

Do you say no thanks rather than not interested though?

The amount of messages I get telling me I'm a rude cunt for not being verbally grateful for their uninvited schlong or wank fodder in my inbox is high.

Although I also get told I'm rude pretty often when I do actually say thanks in there. I figure anything other than naming a time and place to suck their dick is rudeness to some people 💜"

If it’s a bland but on the whole inoffensive message “not for me thanks”

Occasionally I (stupidly) get riled with some messages and let loose with sarcasm - which usually ends in me being blocked, but without further comment.

It is interesting the different responses we get.

I think the most annoyance is when I don’t respond at all. Then there’s a lot of “not interested hun?” (No shit Sherlock) “don’t be shy” (I’m definitely not shy).

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"“don’t be shy” (I’m definitely not shy)."

That one always annoys the life out of me.

I'm not shy buddy, just absolutely uninterested in you 💜

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By *r John WickMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental


"Isn’t this just a humble brag thread?

Yes"

Where’s the status about them all then?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"

It is interesting the different responses we get.

I think the most annoyance is when I don’t respond at all. Then there’s a lot of “not interested hun?” (No shit Sherlock) “don’t be shy” (I’m definitely not shy).

"

Or "Don't like what you see then?"

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex


"“don’t be shy” (I’m definitely not shy).

That one always annoys the life out of me.

I'm not shy buddy, just absolutely uninterested in you 💜"

The stupid competitive side of me almost wants to go and show them how shy I’m not 🤣. Which is ridiculous.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex


"

It is interesting the different responses we get.

I think the most annoyance is when I don’t respond at all. Then there’s a lot of “not interested hun?” (No shit Sherlock) “don’t be shy” (I’m definitely not shy).

Or "Don't like what you see then?"

"

How did I forget that one! 🤣

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"“don’t be shy” (I’m definitely not shy).

That one always annoys the life out of me.

I'm not shy buddy, just absolutely uninterested in you 💜

The stupid competitive side of me almost wants to go and show them how shy I’m not 🤣. Which is ridiculous. "

"Prove me wrong then" is another that boils my piss.

I'm not a performing monkey. I already know the truth of the matter. There's no benefit to me in proving shit to someone who thinks they can manipulate me into doing something I've already said no to.

People who mean nothing to me can go ahead and think what they like of me 💜

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington


"Say I have a 100 messages (I do! TBF Ive not read any in days and have let them accumulate to make myself feel popular)

If I replied "not interested" to all, as apparently it may be seen as rude or lazy not to, how many of the following replies do you think I'd get.

A) nothing

B) calling me rude/stuck up

C) calling me ugly etc etc

D) awww Hun why not lol

E) no worries, happy fabbing!!

From your pics, you are hot. From your profile, you're self-deprecating. These factors make you desirable. Very desirable! So:

a) 0

b) 25 undermining your self-confidence

c) 75 rude dickheads

d) 20 attempts at persuasion

e) 5 polite and respectful losers like me

"

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By *Jblue321Man
3 weeks ago

Chester


"Say I have a 100 messages (I do! TBF Ive not read any in days and have let them accumulate to make myself feel popular)

If I replied "not interested" to all, as apparently it may be seen as rude or lazy not to, how many of the following replies do you think I'd get.

A) nothing

B) calling me rude/stuck up

C) calling me ugly etc etc

D) awww Hun why not lol

E) no worries, happy fabbing!!

"

I’d hope more A & E but I feel I’m an optimist and wouldn’t take offense to no reply as it’s still an answer

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Mostly a and e going on my own experience.

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By *cotlad178Man
3 weeks ago

falkirk

The once i ever had a reply it was e with a thank you very much for getting back to me

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Ryde

We often have to go with "It's a pity about the distance", when what we really mean is:

"You're honestly expecting us to come traipsing 200 miles just because you have the horn? We supply the willing pussy, so you least you can do is get off your arse and make the f***ing journey yourself!"

Otherwise, it's "good luck and hope you find something".

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By *ildTimes777Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Or....Yes to all... you'd probably still only here back from half I reckon

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By *eordieJeansCouple
3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I will draw you a detailed graph. Think of it as payback for that diagram that haunts my dreams.

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By *ony MannMan
3 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

When I was a couple the normal reply when we said no thanks normally went something like sad wanker, bet your wife don't know you're here.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

Humblebrag alert. Much popular, so superior. I took filters down 45 minutes ago and I'm at 12 messages, none of which excite me. I may do a "No thanks" reply to each and extrapolate percentages.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Humblebrag alert. Much popular, so superior. I took filters down 45 minutes ago and I'm at 12 messages, none of which excite me. I may do a "No thanks" reply to each and extrapolate percentages. "

📝 let the experiment begin.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I hope most of the answers would be E.well they should be.but I'm guessing and knowing this place most would be negative replys

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

10 no thanks replies sent to make the maths easy. So far...

6 no reply

2 happy fabbing

1 bizarre poetry 😵‍💫

1 person trying to manipulate the data 🤣🤔 (naughty)

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"10 no thanks replies sent to make the maths easy. So far...

6 no reply

2 happy fabbing

1 bizarre poetry 😵‍💫

1 person trying to manipulate the data 🤣🤔 (naughty)

"

Poetry 🤔

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"Say I have a 100 messages (I do! TBF Ive not read any in days and have let them accumulate to make myself feel popular)

If I replied "not interested" to all, as apparently it may be seen as rude or lazy not to, how many of the following replies do you think I'd get.

A) nothing

B) calling me rude/stuck up

C) calling me ugly etc etc

D) awww Hun why not lol

E) no worries, happy fabbing!!"

💯 E, because we are all adults on here 🤔

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