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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

1 - Have a pulse.

2- Act anyway you want.

Go forth and enjoy feeling special

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 weeks ago

chichester

Based

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"

1 - Have a pulse.

2- Act anyway you want.

Go forth and enjoy feeling special "

So who goes first second third

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex

Apparently it's easy if we would just stop being so damn picky

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By *a LunaWoman
8 weeks ago

South Wales

Legs akimbo is my middle name!

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By *issFussyWoman
8 weeks ago

hitchin


"Apparently it's easy if we would just stop being so damn picky"

We’re allowed to be picky it’s our prerogative

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"

1 - Have a pulse.

2- Act anyway you want.

Go forth and enjoy feeling special "

True

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West

I'm special

Unsure on the pulse bit

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
8 weeks ago

Not the North West...

My issue is too much choice, you guys just don't know how easy you have it.

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By *dam1971Man
8 weeks ago

Bedford


"My issue is too much choice, you guys just don't know how easy you have it. "

I agree that Fab is difficult for men and women, but for very different reasons.

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By *agic.MMan
8 weeks ago

Orpington

This ought to be good ...popcorn 🤏 🍿?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"This ought to be good ...popcorn 🤏 🍿?"

Please?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

My pulse tends to be faint. But I like feeling special 💜

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

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Hey AndSam! I was unsure of how to find The Sex but now with your helpful guide I'll be riding myself silly every day. My vagina thanks you.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Hey AndSam! I was unsure of how to find The Sex but now with your helpful guide I'll be riding myself silly every day. My vagina thanks you. "

If your vagina could indeed talk what accent would it have.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

So I've been sending out videos of me dancing in my fluffy slippers for nothing? 🤯

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By *electableicecreamMan
8 weeks ago

The West


"So I've been sending out videos of me dancing in my fluffy slippers for nothing? 🤯"

How have I missed this!

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

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"Hey AndSam! I was unsure of how to find The Sex but now with your helpful guide I'll be riding myself silly every day. My vagina thanks you.

If your vagina could indeed talk what accent would it have. "

Oh that's a really good question, genuinely never been asked that before. Probably like mine. It's a bit c*nty.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Urgh but it's not working & I spammed my kebab to everyone in a 100 mile radius 😩

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Hey AndSam! I was unsure of how to find The Sex but now with your helpful guide I'll be riding myself silly every day. My vagina thanks you.

If your vagina could indeed talk what accent would it have.

Oh that's a really good question, genuinely never been asked that before. Probably like mine. It's a bit c*nty."

Touche

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
8 weeks ago

North West

Joint most accurate thread.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"So I've been sending out videos of me dancing in my fluffy slippers for nothing? 🤯

How have I missed this!"

Horribly mismatched underwear and everything.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Urgh but it's not working & I spammed my kebab to everyone in a 100 mile radius 😩"

Maybe it was a bit too greasy?

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
8 weeks ago

Maidstone

I think my pulse is broken😭😭😭😭

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

Great advice.

When you free?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"I think my pulse is broken😭😭😭😭"

You

I dont even know if I'm alive.

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By *ife NinjaMan
8 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I think my pulse is broken😭😭😭😭"

Nowt up with you lovely

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
8 weeks ago

Leeds


"Urgh but it's not working & I spammed my kebab to everyone in a 100 mile radius 😩

Maybe it was a bit too greasy? "

Maybe, I despair, I don't know what else I can do.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Urgh but it's not working & I spammed my kebab to everyone in a 100 mile radius 😩

Maybe it was a bit too greasy?

Maybe, I despair, I don't know what else I can do.

"

Did you try liberal lashings of hot chilli sauce on your kebab?

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
8 weeks ago

Leeds


"Urgh but it's not working & I spammed my kebab to everyone in a 100 mile radius 😩

Maybe it was a bit too greasy?

Maybe, I despair, I don't know what else I can do.

Did you try liberal lashings of hot chilli sauce on your kebab?"

Of course, garlic mayo & chilli, would be rude not to right?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Urgh but it's not working & I spammed my kebab to everyone in a 100 mile radius 😩

Maybe it was a bit too greasy?

Maybe, I despair, I don't know what else I can do.

Did you try liberal lashings of hot chilli sauce on your kebab?

Of course, garlic mayo & chilli, would be rude not to right? "

Hmmmmm. Mebbe you were light on the salad? Try more tomato

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By *959femxCouple
8 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"I think my pulse is broken😭😭😭😭

You

I dont even know if I'm alive. "

That isn’t a problem for a lot of men they’re quite happy to fuck inanimate objects ?

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By *nnandElleCouple
8 weeks ago

Brackley

eExcellent, another thinly veiled man-bashing thread. Haven't had one of those for about 10 minutes!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Show him your minge, job done.

The mr

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By *ora the explorerWoman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Show him your minge, job done.

The mr "

This has always worked for me

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"eExcellent, another thinly veiled man-bashing thread. Haven't had one of those for about 10 minutes! "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds


"Show him your minge, job done.

The mr

This has always worked for me "

See tried and tested, thank you Nora for your valuable research and compelling evidence.

The mr

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By *ea monkeyMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I agree. Bloody wimmin being all careful about who they put in their bodies

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
8 weeks ago

Reading


"Apparently it's easy if we would just stop being so damn picky"

Therein lies the rub.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Hey AndSam! I was unsure of how to find The Sex but now with your helpful guide I'll be riding myself silly every day. My vagina thanks you. "

Hey Meli!

Speaking of which…

Your vagina is beautiful in my memory.

Please could you air it on the forum again soon for all us Meli quim fans! Thank you in advance.

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