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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Oof I'm well fucked on the first | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " You make it sound so easy | |||
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"Everybody is attractive to someone! So I keep telling myself. " Your hair, sorry is it me or did you dye it? Black and white is dope. ![]() | |||
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"Everybody is attractive to someone! So I keep telling myself. Your hair, sorry is it me or did you dye it? Black and white is dope. ![]() Ohhhh, that makes sense yup. You got the fabgrey. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " This ain’t wrong short and sweet and to the point | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂" For some guys, that would be optional on here... | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂 For some guys, that would be optional on here..." You know that is probably true, in name only though. ![]() | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂 For some guys, that would be optional on here... You know that is probably true, in name only though. ![]() Ooh boy just now noticed what I said oops. ![]() | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂" Great. I definitely have one of those but I don't see them queuing up. Maybe I'm doing it wrong? | |||
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"In no particular order... Have good banter Be honest and upfront Dress well Smell good Know a dick pic is not a good opener ![]() well I smell good. I tick 1 box at least lol | |||
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"In no particular order... Have good banter: ✔️ Be honest and upfront: ✔️ Dress well: ✔️ Smell good: ✔️ Know a dick pic is not a good opener: 🆗 ✔️ ![]() | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " This thread is easier than the other one. I'll do this one. | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂 For some guys, that would be optional on here..." 👀 | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " My opinion to this. Attractive ? Does not have to be Brad Pitt , George Clooney in looks. Not gym fit , 6 pack Main thing I have noticed is male has to be confident. Not bothered about rejection. Then can chat , make females laugh feel at ease . ? If rejected try again with another female. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Sigh. If only it were so easy. I try at 1., usually good at 2, but sadly not so much on the dick wetting. Bit of a pity as I’d give a good ride. 😕 One day my princess will appear.. | |||
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" 2. Don't be a total dickhead " Does that mean being "a bit of a dickhead" is OK? Asking for a friend... | |||
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"I belive this:- 1. Be the best version of yourself 2. Be nice 3. Always dress and smell good Your welcome 🙂" This is a more realistic version ![]() | |||
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"Damn it ….. I hate science 🤷♂️" It’s so complicated | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! And remember too smile and put on a happy face. " | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! Thanks for the tips " ![]() | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂 For most guys, that would be optional on here..." ![]() | |||
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"Finally an honest (non politically correct) thread about it ![]() Shit,I'm meant to be PC on here? Uh oh.... You just need to be attractive to the person you're trying to get your dick wet with. | |||
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"In no particular order... Have good banter Be honest and upfront Dress well Smell good Know a dick pic is not a good opener ![]() Don't use the word banter, definitely not "bants" Greasy mechanic types are acceptable If it's a pretty penis, it's a good opener | |||
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"And here I thought the only tip was just be yourself 🤷♂️" Yeah funny that. But simultaneously improve/change yourself. | |||
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" My opinion to this. Attractive ? Does not have to be Brad Pitt , George Clooney in looks. Not gym fit , 6 pack Main thing I have noticed is male has to be confident. Not bothered about rejection. Then can chat , make females laugh feel at ease . ? If rejected try again with another female. " Hit the nail on the head ![]() | |||
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"Kick her in the minge and drag it in a bush 👍🏻 The mr " You had me wet at the word 'kick' 😜 | |||
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"And here I thought the only tip was just be yourself 🤷♂️" This won't work for the boring ones though | |||
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"If you open a door for me and then slap my ass as I walk past and wink at me as I look back...🙌🏻 easy 🤣" You sure that's not sexual assault? | |||
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"If you open a door for me and then slap my ass as I walk past and wink at me as I look back...🙌🏻 easy 🤣 You sure that's not sexual assault?" Depends if the guys hot or not. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " You next off have a decent size cock and have a personality not based off of Andrew Tates war room ![]() | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Most accurate thread ever. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! Andrew tate? Err the amount of guys at my old job who turned on for me saying I dislike was was crazy 🤣. You next off have a decent size cock and have a personality not based off of Andrew Tates war room ![]() | |||
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"And here I thought the only tip was just be yourself 🤷♂️" Just the tip can sometimes be acceptable. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. " She is shallow. No standards at all that one. I feel like apologising on behalf of women to be honest. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. " Yes, I'm shallow. ![]() | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. " What is shallow about it? Would you have sex with a man you don't find physically or sexually attractive? Also the word "dickhead " is an umbrella term that can make reference to many negative adjectives (arrogant, vain, rude disrespectful, ignorant, bigoted...) so how is it not accurate ? Men might be more than just looks in your personal life...but on Fab I'm not so sure we are ( dozens of messages from women focusing just on my looks makes me sceptical) | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? " Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x" Well I’m not a dickhead | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead" Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜 | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜" 🤣👏 I think he's in need of a little light objectification! Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜 🤣👏 I think he's in need of a little light objectification! Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? " When was the last time you slept alone not through choice or work based circumstances Tea? (You sexy fuck) 💜 | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜 🤣👏 I think he's in need of a little light objectification! Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? When was the last time you slept alone not through choice or work based circumstances Tea? (You sexy fuck) 💜" Don’t be shy now, Tea ![]() | |||
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"I failed both points so much that I can't even get my dick wet in the bath " you make me wet ![]() | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Reminds me of a message I once got “why aren’t you more attractive?” | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " 🤦🏻♂️It’s so simple, what idiots we’ve all been #wombsplaining | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " 0/2 ain’t bad… | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜 🤣👏 I think he's in need of a little light objectification! Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? When was the last time you slept alone not through choice or work based circumstances Tea? (You sexy fuck) 💜 Don’t be shy now, Tea ![]() I feel attacked. No. Smug. I feel smug | |||
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" My opinion to this. Attractive ? Does not have to be Brad Pitt , George Clooney in looks. Not gym fit , 6 pack Main thing I have noticed is male has to be confident. Not bothered about rejection. Then can chat , make females laugh feel at ease . ? If rejected try again with another female. Hit the nail on the head ![]() I have noticed on various similar topics. Reply's from males saying they can go out any weekend and ‘pull’ a female. ( Have penetrative sex every weekend ) ? My thought to that is are they in dream world. Yes possibly get a ‘date’ if lucky but not sex every weekend. That is why on Fab even more so will not get a meet due to ratio of males , females | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Perfectly put 👌🏻 | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. Yes, I'm shallow. ![]() I’m a pool attended at the shallow end ![]() | |||
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