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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Oof I'm well fucked on the first | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " You make it sound so easy | |||
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Do I not need a huge checklist of other things though?
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"Everybody is attractive to someone! So I keep telling myself. " Your hair, sorry is it me or did you dye it? Black and white is dope.  | |||
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"Everybody is attractive to someone! So I keep telling myself. Your hair, sorry is it me or did you dye it? Black and white is dope. "This place turned me grey | |||
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"Everybody is attractive to someone! So I keep telling myself. Your hair, sorry is it me or did you dye it? Black and white is dope.
This place turned me grey"Ohhhh, that makes sense yup. You got the fabgrey. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " This ain’t wrong short and sweet and to the point | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂" For some guys, that would be optional on here... | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂 For some guys, that would be optional on here..." You know that is probably true, in name only though.  | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂 For some guys, that would be optional on here... You know that is probably true, in name only though. "Ooh boy just now noticed what I said oops.  | |||
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. Now let's determine what an attractive man looks like | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂" Great. I definitely have one of those but I don't see them queuing up. Maybe I'm doing it wrong? | |||
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"In no particular order... Have good banter Be honest and upfront Dress well Smell good Know a dick pic is not a good opener "well I smell good. I tick 1 box at least lol | |||
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"In no particular order... Have good banter: ✔️ Be honest and upfront: ✔️ Dress well: ✔️ Smell good: ✔️ Know a dick pic is not a good opener: 🆗 ✔️ " | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " This thread is easier than the other one. I'll do this one. | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂 For some guys, that would be optional on here..." 👀 | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " My opinion to this. Attractive ? Does not have to be Brad Pitt , George Clooney in looks. Not gym fit , 6 pack Main thing I have noticed is male has to be confident. Not bothered about rejection. Then can chat , make females laugh feel at ease . ? If rejected try again with another female. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Sigh. If only it were so easy. I try at 1., usually good at 2, but sadly not so much on the dick wetting. Bit of a pity as I’d give a good ride. 😕 One day my princess will appear.. | |||
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" 2. Don't be a total dickhead " Does that mean being "a bit of a dickhead" is OK? Asking for a friend... | |||
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"I belive this:- 1. Be the best version of yourself 2. Be nice 3. Always dress and smell good Your welcome 🙂" This is a more realistic version | |||
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"Damn it ….. I hate science 🤷♂️" It’s so complicated | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! And remember too smile and put on a happy face. " | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! Thanks for the tips " | |||
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"Women, how to get laid: Have a pulse 😂 For most guys, that would be optional on here..." | |||
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"Finally an honest (non politically correct) thread about it . Now let's determine what an attractive man looks like "Shit,I'm meant to be PC on here? Uh oh.... You just need to be attractive to the person you're trying to get your dick wet with. | |||
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"In no particular order... Have good banter Be honest and upfront Dress well Smell good Know a dick pic is not a good opener "Don't use the word banter, definitely not "bants" Greasy mechanic types are acceptable If it's a pretty penis, it's a good opener | |||
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"And here I thought the only tip was just be yourself 🤷♂️" Yeah funny that. But simultaneously improve/change yourself. | |||
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" My opinion to this. Attractive ? Does not have to be Brad Pitt , George Clooney in looks. Not gym fit , 6 pack Main thing I have noticed is male has to be confident. Not bothered about rejection. Then can chat , make females laugh feel at ease . ? If rejected try again with another female. " Hit the nail on the head  | |||
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"Kick her in the minge and drag it in a bush 👍🏻 The mr " You had me wet at the word 'kick' 😜 | |||
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"And here I thought the only tip was just be yourself 🤷♂️" This won't work for the boring ones though | |||
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"If you open a door for me and then slap my ass as I walk past and wink at me as I look back...🙌🏻 easy 🤣" You sure that's not sexual assault? | |||
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"If you open a door for me and then slap my ass as I walk past and wink at me as I look back...🙌🏻 easy 🤣 You sure that's not sexual assault?" Depends if the guys hot or not. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " You next off have a decent size cock and have a personality not based off of Andrew Tates war room | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Most accurate thread ever. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! Andrew tate? Err the amount of guys at my old job who turned on for me saying I dislike was was crazy 🤣. You next off have a decent size cock and have a personality not based off of Andrew Tates war room " | |||
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"And here I thought the only tip was just be yourself 🤷♂️" Just the tip can sometimes be acceptable. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. " She is shallow. No standards at all that one. I feel like apologising on behalf of women to be honest. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. " Yes, I'm shallow. | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. " What is shallow about it? Would you have sex with a man you don't find physically or sexually attractive? Also the word "dickhead " is an umbrella term that can make reference to many negative adjectives (arrogant, vain, rude disrespectful, ignorant, bigoted...) so how is it not accurate ? Men might be more than just looks in your personal life...but on Fab I'm not so sure we are ( dozens of messages from women focusing just on my looks makes me sceptical) | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? " Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x" Well I’m not a dickhead | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead" Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜 | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜" 🤣👏 I think he's in need of a little light objectification! Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜 🤣👏 I think he's in need of a little light objectification! Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? " When was the last time you slept alone not through choice or work based circumstances Tea? (You sexy fuck) 💜 | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜 🤣👏 I think he's in need of a little light objectification! Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? When was the last time you slept alone not through choice or work based circumstances Tea? (You sexy fuck) 💜" Don’t be shy now, Tea | |||
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"I failed both points so much that I can't even get my dick wet in the bath " you make me wet  | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Reminds me of a message I once got “why aren’t you more attractive?” | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " 🤦🏻♂️It’s so simple, what idiots we’ve all been #wombsplaining | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " 0/2 ain’t bad… | |||
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"One out of two is ok, right? Depends which one it is. Mrs TMN x Well I’m not a dickhead Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜 🤣👏 I think he's in need of a little light objectification! Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? When was the last time you slept alone not through choice or work based circumstances Tea? (You sexy fuck) 💜 Don’t be shy now, Tea "I feel attacked. No. Smug. I feel smug | |||
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" My opinion to this. Attractive ? Does not have to be Brad Pitt , George Clooney in looks. Not gym fit , 6 pack Main thing I have noticed is male has to be confident. Not bothered about rejection. Then can chat , make females laugh feel at ease . ? If rejected try again with another female. Hit the nail on the head "I have noticed on various similar topics. Reply's from males saying they can go out any weekend and ‘pull’ a female. ( Have penetrative sex every weekend ) ? My thought to that is are they in dream world. Yes possibly get a ‘date’ if lucky but not sex every weekend. That is why on Fab even more so will not get a meet due to ratio of males , females | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! " Perfectly put 👌🏻 | |||
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"1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a total dickhead Go forth and get that dick wet!! That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks. Yes, I'm shallow. "I’m a pool attended at the shallow end | |||
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