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"Ooh can I have a roll of the dice please? Staying away from that pool though as a non swimmer 🫣😩" .absolutely! Give me a second. | |||
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"I'll have a balcony seat with a glass of fizz and some peanuts please......and one for yourself barman. A Malibu perhaps? I may be tempted to a peek in that bag "Coming right up! Just give me a second.  | |||
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"I fancy a spicy marg please Toots! What are you having? X" Malinu and please thanks juicy. | |||
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"Sounds fun. Maybe I'll stop by later, once I've finished my pampering session "You should.
I'll have a lovely drink ready for you. | |||
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"Good evening Hey!!! How are you? " I'm ok, I'm just going to have a swim in the pool for now | |||
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"I'll have a balcony seat with a glass of fizz and some peanuts please......and one for yourself barman. A Malibu perhaps? I may be tempted to a peek in that bag "OK you got a 12. You find a secret bar ran by a little dwarf right next to the pool. Only you though, unless someone else finds it. | |||
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"Good evening Hey!!! How are you? I'm ok, I'm just going to have a swim in the pool for now" Ooh shall I bring a drink to you? | |||
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"Good evening Hey!!! How are you? I'm ok, I'm just going to have a swim in the pool for now Ooh shall I bring a drink to you?" That would be lovely kind sir, I'll have a southern comfort straight please | |||
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"Ooh can I have a roll of the dice please? Staying away from that pool though as a non swimmer 🫣😩" Ghoul!! You get 10 you find a chocolate fountain. | |||
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"Good evening Hey!!! How are you? I'm ok, I'm just going to have a swim in the pool for now Ooh shall I bring a drink to you? That would be lovely kind sir, I'll have a southern comfort straight please" Coming right up one southern comfort the lovely vixen. | |||
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"Good evening Hey!!! How are you? I'm ok, I'm just going to have a swim in the pool for now Ooh shall I bring a drink to you? That would be lovely kind sir, I'll have a southern comfort straight please Coming right up one southern comfort the lovely vixen. "Thank you kindly | |||
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"I fancy a spicy marg please Toots! What are you having? X Malinu and please thanks juicy. "Hows your day been? X | |||
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"Anything no and low, please and a roll of the dice. Pack of scratchings, too please. " Coming right up 7! So you find a Gary, he's our goblin bard! (I should add I'm making this up as I go) | |||
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"I fancy a spicy marg please Toots! What are you having? X Malinu and please thanks juicy.
Hows your day been? X".Good and not good sorry to say but im hanging in there. | |||
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"Anything no and low, please and a roll of the dice. Pack of scratchings, too please. Coming right up 7! So you find a Gary, he's our goblin bard! (I should add I'm making this up as I go) " If you found a Gary in Liverpool you’d be in for a good night 👍🏽 | |||
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"Anything no and low, please and a roll of the dice. Pack of scratchings, too please. Coming right up 7! So you find a Gary, he's our goblin bard! (I should add I'm making this up as I go) If you found a Gary in Liverpool you’d be in for a good night 👍🏽" 🤣 This guy sings not sucks. | |||
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"could i please just have a bottle of tequila, and maybe eleventeen orgasms? Thanks babycakes. Px " Of course you can Quack.
I'm not good at the orgasms but here take em however you so choose. 
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"Right roll up roll up, I have come to help out. Warning you all if there are any glimpses of shenanigans I will be downing tools and joining in. You have been warned. Who is next?" Tools or toots 🤔 | |||
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"Right roll up roll up, I have come to help out. Warning you all if there are any glimpses of shenanigans I will be downing tools and joining in. You have been warned. Who is next? Tools or toots 🤔 " Naughty 🤣🤣🤣😘 | |||
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"Right roll up roll up, I have come to help out. Warning you all if there are any glimpses of shenanigans I will be downing tools and joining in. You have been warned. Who is next? Tools or toots 🤔 Naughty 🤣🤣🤣😘" Lmao thanks for the help ghoul. | |||
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"Tell the landlord someone's blocked trap 2 in the gents....wasn't me..fyi " Press the button on the wall next to the toilet. Your welcome. | |||
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"Gin and tonic please." Here you go...ice and slice? | |||
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"Yeah that's not gonna cut it this time, I think I saw Big Dave coming out of there ...he did a runner after , " Dave the bastard | |||
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"Evening one and all "Hi Matty, what's your poison? | |||
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"Yeah that's not gonna cut it this time, I think I saw Big Dave coming out of there ...he did a runner after , Dave the bastard" You know him? The scoundrel! | |||
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"Yeah that's not gonna cut it this time, I think I saw Big Dave coming out of there ...he did a runner after , " Big dave will be chased down by our support staff.  | |||
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"Yeah that's not gonna cut it this time, I think I saw Big Dave coming out of there ...he did a runner after , Big dave will be chased down by our support staff. "Thank you barkeep! | |||
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"Yeah that's not gonna cut it this time, I think I saw Big Dave coming out of there ...he did a runner after , Dave the bastard You know him? The scoundrel! " He is, did the same once in my hotel room then scarpered | |||
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"Yeah that's not gonna cut it this time, I think I saw Big Dave coming out of there ...he did a runner after , Big dave will be chased down by our support staff.
Thank you barkeep! "We have quite a couple of security measures here. | |||
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"FYI if you role a 1 or 20, well you might find out what the secret is here. "Well I am staff and don't know so don't count on it folks | |||
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"Yeah that's not gonna cut it this time, I think I saw Big Dave coming out of there ...he did a runner after , Dave the bastard You know him? The scoundrel! He is, did the same once in my hotel room then scarpered " 😳😳 | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Here you go...ice and slice?" Yes please | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Here you go...ice and slice? Yes please "Enjoy LB 😘 | |||
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"Gin and tonic please." Alright darlin’ come here often? | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Here you go...ice and slice? Yes please
Enjoy LB 😘"Thank you 😘 | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Alright darlin’ come here often? "  actually it’s my first time | |||
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"I'm going for a swim. And I'll have something outa the mystery bag Toots please. (I'm assuming it's not a poo bag). " Nope all good and enjoy your dip (It's all just made up nonsense by me.) Wip. 3 You gt an endless bottle of alcohol it will become what you desire to be. | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Alright darlin’ come here often? " Sounding like shenanigans here? | |||
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"Barkeep, is the kitchen still open? " Always!! We run all night! | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Alright darlin’ come here often? actually it’s my first time "Well have a welcome drink. | |||
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"Hi, Can I get a rum and a bit of ice.. I'm also curious with the bag there too... How's this all work? " Dark rum? Basically you just have a rummage and see what you win 😘 | |||
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"Hi, Can I get a rum and a bit of ice.. I'm also curious with the bag there too... How's this all work? " Course you can . I roll this dice in my hand and you get a random reward. | |||
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Hi Matty, what's your poison?"Hi BusyBusy, a nice cold beer go down well right now please | |||
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"I'm going for a swim. And I'll have something outa the mystery bag Toots please. (I'm assuming it's not a poo bag). Nope all good and enjoy your dip (It's all just made up nonsense by me.) Wip. 3 You gt an endless bottle of alcohol it will become what you desire to be. "Recycle it please Toots. The endless booze ends up with the sober person. That's funny. Find another bar customer. They'll like it. | |||
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Hi Matty, what's your poison?
Hi BusyBusy, a nice cold beer go down well right now please"Peroni ok for you? | |||
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"Ah ok cool... Looking forward to seeing want comes out " You get a 5! A endless cheesecake, jammy git. Your choice of flavour.
Again this is work in progress! | |||
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"Evening one and all
Hi Matty, what's your poison?
Hi BusyBusy, a nice cold beer go down well right now please
Peroni ok for you?"indeed it is and a good choice too may I add | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Alright darlin’ come here often? actually it’s my first time "Don’t be shy, mostly friendly, I’ve a quiet spot in the corner if you’d like to join me.. | |||
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"I'm going for a swim. And I'll have something outa the mystery bag Toots please. (I'm assuming it's not a poo bag). Nope all good and enjoy your dip (It's all just made up nonsense by me.) Wip. 3 You gt an endless bottle of alcohol it will become what you desire to be.
Recycle it please Toots.
The endless booze ends up with the sober person. That's funny.
Find another bar customer. They'll like it. "🤔 hmm you like cheesecake? | |||
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"Evening one and all
Hi Matty, what's your poison?
Hi BusyBusy, a nice cold beer go down well right now please
Peroni ok for you?
indeed it is and a good choice too may I add"Excellent. I have a break soon so may join you for one | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Alright darlin’ come here often? actually it’s my first time
Don’t be shy, mostly friendly, I’ve a quiet spot in the corner if you’d like to join me.. "Perfect, can I have the extra cushions please? I like a cosy corner | |||
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"Evening one and all
Hi Matty, what's your poison?
Hi BusyBusy, a nice cold beer go down well right now please
Peroni ok for you?
indeed it is and a good choice too may I add
Excellent. I have a break soon so may join you for one "you would be more than welcome to join me for a cold beer anytime | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Alright darlin’ come here often? actually it’s my first time
Don’t be shy, mostly friendly, I’ve a quiet spot in the corner if you’d like to join me..
Perfect, can I have the extra cushions please? I like a cosy corner "If you just clap your hands they'll appear. | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Alright darlin’ come here often? actually it’s my first time
Well have a welcome drink. " | |||
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"Evening one and all
Hi Matty, what's your poison?
Hi BusyBusy, a nice cold beer go down well right now please
Peroni ok for you?
indeed it is and a good choice too may I add
Excellent. I have a break soon so may join you for one
you would be more than welcome to join me for a cold beer anytime "Give me 5 and I will be over 😘 | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. Alright darlin’ come here often? actually it’s my first time
Well have a welcome drink.
"It's a crazy place but it's trying to be something 🤣. But welcome and shout if you need help. | |||
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"Evening one and all
Hi Matty, what's your poison?
Hi BusyBusy, a nice cold beer go down well right now please
Peroni ok for you?
indeed it is and a good choice too may I add
Excellent. I have a break soon so may join you for one
you would be more than welcome to join me for a cold beer anytime
Give me 5 and I will be over 😘"i'll be waiting , take you time | |||
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"Sir, may I trouble you for a rummage of your sack..I mean bag." Do you have the dice Toots? | |||
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"Sir, may I trouble you for a rummage of your sack..I mean bag." Sure 9!!! You get a nice premium quality pack of cigars. | |||
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"Sir, may I trouble you for a rummage of your sack..I mean bag. Do you have the dice Toots?" 😘 always. | |||
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"BTW this dice thing was a mistake, I'm confused as shit 🤣 " Yeah and I am due my break after I pour these 2 peronis. May be some time but I reckon it's all under control here? | |||
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"Sir, may I trouble you for a rummage of your sack..I mean bag. Sure 9!!! You get a nice premium quality pack of cigars. "Best bar ever!!! Shall frequent again! 5/5 🙌🙌🙌 | |||
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"BTW this dice thing was a mistake, I'm confused as shit 🤣 Yeah and I am due my break after I pour these 2 peronis. May be some time but I reckon it's all under control here?" Your awsome go for it.😘 | |||
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"Sir, may I trouble you for a rummage of your sack..I mean bag. Sure 9!!! You get a nice premium quality pack of cigars.
Best bar ever!!! Shall frequent again! 5/5 🙌🙌🙌"Dam straight! | |||
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"I'm going for a swim. And I'll have something outa the mystery bag Toots please. (I'm assuming it's not a poo bag). Nope all good and enjoy your dip (It's all just made up nonsense by me.) Wip. 3 You gt an endless bottle of alcohol it will become what you desire to be.
Recycle it please Toots.
The endless booze ends up with the sober person. That's funny.
Find another bar customer. They'll like it.
🤔 hmm you like cheesecake?"Yeah. Slide me a slice please Toots. | |||
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"I'm going for a swim. And I'll have something outa the mystery bag Toots please. (I'm assuming it's not a poo bag). Nope all good and enjoy your dip (It's all just made up nonsense by me.) Wip. 3 You gt an endless bottle of alcohol it will become what you desire to be.
Recycle it please Toots.
The endless booze ends up with the sober person. That's funny.
Find another bar customer. They'll like it.
🤔 hmm you like cheesecake?
Yeah. Slide me a slice please Toots. "Very well you can swap for the endless cheese cake while your it!, but here's a slice now. | |||
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"I'm going for a swim. And I'll have something outa the mystery bag Toots please. (I'm assuming it's not a poo bag). Nope all good and enjoy your dip (It's all just made up nonsense by me.) Wip. 3 You gt an endless bottle of alcohol it will become what you desire to be.
Recycle it please Toots.
The endless booze ends up with the sober person. That's funny.
Find another bar customer. They'll like it.
🤔 hmm you like cheesecake?
Yeah. Slide me a slice please Toots.
Very well you can swap for the endless cheese cake while your it!, but here's a slice now. "Just a small slice. Thanks Toots. 🍥 | |||
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"Something sweet and fruity please barkeep "Sex on the beach or a nice porn star? | |||
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"I'm going for a swim. And I'll have something outa the mystery bag Toots please. (I'm assuming it's not a poo bag). Nope all good and enjoy your dip (It's all just made up nonsense by me.) Wip. 3 You gt an endless bottle of alcohol it will become what you desire to be.
Recycle it please Toots.
The endless booze ends up with the sober person. That's funny.
Find another bar customer. They'll like it.
🤔 hmm you like cheesecake?
Yeah. Slide me a slice please Toots.
Very well you can swap for the endless cheese cake while your it!, but here's a slice now.
Just a small slice.
Thanks Toots.
🍥"Your very welcome.
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"will just do a few lengths of the pool.. then will have a beer with you mr toots "Toots is just taking his break now, let me know your choice and it will get it ready once you are ready | |||
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"will just do a few lengths of the pool.. then will have a beer with you mr toots ". I am.eating so if I don't get anyone's order im sorry | |||
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"Something sweet and fruity please barkeep
Sex on the beach or a nice porn star?"Ooh, tough choice. Why not one of each please! | |||
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"Something sweet and fruity please barkeep
Sex on the beach or a nice porn star?
Ooh, tough choice. Why not one of each please!"Here you go, special offer 2 for 1 but they are free anyway 😘 | |||
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"I'm.back and energized." In case we miss you later, good luck tomorrow | |||
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"I'm.back and energized. In case we miss you later, good luck tomorrow "I won't be I'm afraid I can't pm, but sod it this forum won't judge, but they cancelled my induction shift. No reason given. | |||
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"I'm.back and energized. In case we miss you later, good luck tomorrow
I won't be I'm afraid I can't pm, but sod it this forum won't judge, but they cancelled my induction shift.
No reason given."Oh no! I'm very sorry to hear that. | |||
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"I'm.back and energized. In case we miss you later, good luck tomorrow
I won't be I'm afraid I can't pm, but sod it this forum won't judge, but they cancelled my induction shift.
No reason given.
Oh no! I'm very sorry to hear that. "Is what it is, aside from it being bullshit. | |||
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"I'm.back and energized. In case we miss you later, good luck tomorrow
I won't be I'm afraid I can't pm, but sod it this forum won't judge, but they cancelled my induction shift.
No reason given."Oh no, that is awful. So sorry. Don't let it get you down. It will be sorted  | |||
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"I'm.back and energized. In case we miss you later, good luck tomorrow
I won't be I'm afraid I can't pm, but sod it this forum won't judge, but they cancelled my induction shift.
No reason given.
Oh no! I'm very sorry to hear that.
Is what it is, aside from it being bullshit."I bet all their mum's smell of wee 👺 | |||
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"I'm.back and energized. In case we miss you later, good luck tomorrow
I won't be I'm afraid I can't pm, but sod it this forum won't judge, but they cancelled my induction shift.
No reason given.
Oh no, that is awful. So sorry. Don't let it get you down. It will be sorted "Well it won't but thanks 🙂 Just got to find a new job again!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"I'm.back and energized. In case we miss you later, good luck tomorrow
I won't be I'm afraid I can't pm, but sod it this forum won't judge, but they cancelled my induction shift.
No reason given.
Oh no, that is awful. So sorry. Don't let it get you down. It will be sorted
Well it won't but thanks 🙂
Just got to find a new job again!!!!!!!!!!"And you will!!! | |||
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"I'm.back and energized. In case we miss you later, good luck tomorrow
I won't be I'm afraid I can't pm, but sod it this forum won't judge, but they cancelled my induction shift.
No reason given.
Oh no, that is awful. So sorry. Don't let it get you down. It will be sorted
Well it won't but thanks 🙂
Just got to find a new job again!!!!!!!!!!
And you will!!!"I've got stuff I wanna do next year, so i will! | |||
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"Ah ok cool... Looking forward to seeing want comes out You get a 5! A endless cheesecake, jammy git. Your choice of flavour.
Again this is work in progress!"Awesome! I'll get biscotti flavor please | |||
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"Ah ok cool... Looking forward to seeing want comes out You get a 5! A endless cheesecake, jammy git. Your choice of flavour.
Again this is work in progress!
Awesome! I'll get biscotti flavor please"I swapped your cheese cake with an endless booze bottle. Hope that is OK! | |||
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"Ive been on double Malibu and s this evening Toots… surprise me on my next beverage.. " 🤔 How about a pino colada? Got some made up for a bash but they didn't show up. Theres quite a few though. | |||
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"A very large cocktail of some sort with no lemon or lime juice. A bowl of olives, some cashews and a few crisps please. " Oh, a snack assiette | |||
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"A very large cocktail of some sort with no lemon or lime juice. A bowl of olives, some cashews and a few crisps please. " Coming right up, and please take this bottle of wine as a Thank-you. Your always welcome here. | |||
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"I lurve a Pina colada or three 👍" About 20, I'll help if you like, need the booze. | |||
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"Advocaat, straight, if you don't mind fella
Let me grab that for you "Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table? | |||
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"Advocaat, straight, if you don't mind fella
Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table? "Yes please x | |||
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"Ah ok cool... Looking forward to seeing want comes out You get a 5! A endless cheesecake, jammy git. Your choice of flavour.
Again this is work in progress!
Awesome! I'll get biscotti flavor please I swapped your cheese cake with an endless booze bottle.
Hope that is OK!"Ah yeah, now we talking... Thank you | |||
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Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x"I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks | |||
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Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks "Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though. | |||
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"Advocaat, straight, if you don't mind fella
Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks "There already there. | |||
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Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though."🤔 | |||
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"Advocaat, straight, if you don't mind fella
Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though."I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off | |||
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Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
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Let me grab that for you
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There already there. "Top banana | |||
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"Advocaat, straight, if you don't mind fella
Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
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I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off "Ooh great | |||
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Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
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Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off "You didn't 🤔 | |||
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Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
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Is it ok if I finish for the evening boss man? "Of course it thanks for the help. | |||
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Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
You didn't 🤔 "It's in your top pocket. A crisp twenty | |||
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Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
You didn't 🤔
It's in your top pocket. A crisp twenty "Take the bill we don't need money here. She's of work now anyway. | |||
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Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
Ooh great
We're off dancing later too "Do I need to keep the shoes on then? | |||
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Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
Ooh great
We're off dancing later too
Do I need to keep the shoes on then? "You know where they're kept on | |||
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Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
Ooh great
We're off dancing later too
Do I need to keep the shoes on then?
You know where they're kept on "Yes I do indeed | |||
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"Advocaat, straight, if you don't mind fella
Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
Ooh great
We're off dancing later too
Do I need to keep the shoes on then?
You know where they're kept on
Yes I do indeed"And your dress looks divine. More champagne please toots | |||
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"Advocaat, straight, if you don't mind fella
Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
Ooh great
We're off dancing later too
Do I need to keep the shoes on then?
You know where they're kept on
Yes I do indeed
And your dress looks divine. More champagne please toots "Stop getting me tipsy 🤪😘 | |||
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"Advocaat, straight, if you don't mind fella
Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
Ooh great
We're off dancing later too
Do I need to keep the shoes on then?
You know where they're kept on
Yes I do indeed
And your dress looks divine. More champagne please toots
Stop getting me tipsy 🤪😘"I'll carry you | |||
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"Advocaat, straight, if you don't mind fella
Let me grab that for you
Why thank you. Would you like to sit at my table?
Yes please x
I'll get the bar man to bring us some champagne and snacks
Excellent, don't tell him I am skiving though.
I slipped him a tip. You've got the rest of the night off
Ooh great
We're off dancing later too
Do I need to keep the shoes on then?
You know where they're kept on
Yes I do indeed
And your dress looks divine. More champagne please toots
Stop getting me tipsy 🤪😘
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"I'm just sitting in the corner watching everyone having fun.... " Don't worry my brains fjcked today I'll join you. I'll bring the wine. | |||
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"I'm just sitting in the corner watching everyone having fun.... Don't worry my brains fjcked today I'll join you. I'll bring the wine." Get the lady a drink on my tab. Nobody sits alone | |||
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"I'm just sitting in the corner watching everyone having fun.... Don't worry my brains fjcked today I'll join you. I'll bring the wine." A nice rose please | |||
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"I'm just sitting in the corner watching everyone having fun.... Don't worry my brains fjcked today I'll join you. I'll bring the wine. A nice rose please" Absolutely | |||
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"I'm just sitting in the corner watching everyone having fun.... Don't worry my brains fjcked today I'll join you. I'll bring the wine. A nice rose please Absolutely "Cheers sir, chink chink | |||
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Cheers sir, chink chink "Chink | |||
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"Sounds fun. Maybe I'll stop by later, once I've finished my pampering session
You should.
I'll have a lovely drink ready for you. "Hello, I'm back. And ready for whatever it is you've made for me. A cocktail, I hope | |||
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"Sounds fun. Maybe I'll stop by later, once I've finished my pampering session
You should.
I'll have a lovely drink ready for you.
Hello, I'm back. And ready for whatever it is you've made for me. A cocktail, I hope "It sure is I do hope you enjoy. | |||
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"A very large cocktail of some sort with no lemon or lime juice. A bowl of olives, some cashews and a few crisps please. Coming right up, and please take this bottle of wine as a Thank-you. Your always welcome here. "You're very kind. I'll gladly accept | |||
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"A very large cocktail of some sort with no lemon or lime juice. A bowl of olives, some cashews and a few crisps please. Coming right up, and please take this bottle of wine as a Thank-you. Your always welcome here.
You're very kind. I'll gladly accept "Good | |||
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"A very large cocktail of some sort with no lemon or lime juice. A bowl of olives, some cashews and a few crisps please. Oh, a snack assiette "Nothing like it to help s drink along | |||
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"Right Toots. Try stay upright my friend. Have fun fabbers x Night All. " Goodnight SS x | |||
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"Right Toots. Try stay upright my friend. Have fun fabbers x Night All. " Thanks spinster, look after yourself. | |||
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"Just home from a social, I'll have a green tea please. I've been largely tea-less today but had a lot of apple juice instead "You can have all the tea in the world.
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"Sounds fun. Maybe I'll stop by later, once I've finished my pampering session
You should.
I'll have a lovely drink ready for you.
Hello, I'm back. And ready for whatever it is you've made for me. A cocktail, I hope
It sure is
I do hope you enjoy. "Ah thank you x So you're not going to tell me what's in it ... you tease Well, I shall need to take a few sips before I can make a guess | |||
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"Sounds fun. Maybe I'll stop by later, once I've finished my pampering session
You should.
I'll have a lovely drink ready for you.
Hello, I'm back. And ready for whatever it is you've made for me. A cocktail, I hope
It sure is
I do hope you enjoy.
Ah thank you x So you're not going to tell me what's in it ... you tease Well, I shall need to take a few sips before I can make a guess"I'll be honest im tired but if you wanna help decide go for it. | |||
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"Sounds fun. Maybe I'll stop by later, once I've finished my pampering session
You should.
I'll have a lovely drink ready for you.
Hello, I'm back. And ready for whatever it is you've made for me. A cocktail, I hope
It sure is
I do hope you enjoy.
Ah thank you x So you're not going to tell me what's in it ... you tease Well, I shall need to take a few sips before I can make a guess
I'll be honest im tired but if you wanna help decide go for it. "Same here 😴 It's been one of those evenings, so I just appreciate the drink...thank you 😊 | |||
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"Sounds fun. Maybe I'll stop by later, once I've finished my pampering session
You should.
I'll have a lovely drink ready for you.
Hello, I'm back. And ready for whatever it is you've made for me. A cocktail, I hope
It sure is
I do hope you enjoy.
Ah thank you x So you're not going to tell me what's in it ... you tease Well, I shall need to take a few sips before I can make a guess
I'll be honest im tired but if you wanna help decide go for it.
Same here 😴 It's been one of those evenings, so I just appreciate the drink...thank you 😊 "How about a pinacolda then? No worries. | |||
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"I’m going for a dip in the pool but I will take a single malt with a drop of water please " of course, and have a nice dip. | |||
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"DIPA please. Also going to investigate the suspicious bag. (HOT protocol)" . ONE DIPA! the bag is retired but bacially I roll a dice what it lands on is you reward. that was the idea anyway... | |||
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"Excellent, as long as I don't need to evacuate these lovely people. Please roll for me. "Nah its weird silly things. 18! A horse???? 
OK so you now own a horse and he is loyal to you and only you.
I don't quite get how got in there though 🤔 | |||
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