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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Frankly, I'm getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here's a few tips.

1) the ladies aren't bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man.

2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it's likely gonna get rejected.

3) patience. If you send a message, don't expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here.

4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don't moan if you get no response or a no thanks.

5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don't bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody's interested.

6) go to a club if you're struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don't be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don't get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social.

7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging.

8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn't rent a shag. The lady's get a hard enough time without you hassling them.

Print this out, put it on your fridge and stick to it

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

🥰

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By *aybeLadyWoman
4 weeks ago

West Dublin

OMG yes to all. I feel degraded and like a piece of meat a lot on here.

Thank you for posting x

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By *aven.Woman
4 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Who knew we had our very Don Juan on fab.

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By *ruceyyMan
4 weeks ago

London

But, that sounds really boringgggg.

Also some women say they like my schnitzel 😥

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By *CExeCouple
4 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

I'd expand on humour to include being self deprecating and not throwing a hissy fit if someone teases you in the forums. Spoken to too many lasses who've received nasty dms after chatting in the forums. Chels refuses to message on here because of that type of response to normal chat after a pea dick sent some unpleasant attacks to her.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
4 weeks ago

London

Love this 💞

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Frankly, I'm getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here's a few tips."

I couldn't agree with you more, my dear esteemed chap. †


"1) the ladies aren't bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man."

Only the above-average ladies should be afforded adequate respect. The lacklustre ones need to earn it. 🌿


"2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it's likely gonna get rejected."

Mine is the size of a cigarillo and still remains behind closed doors. ✔️


"3) patience. If you send a message, don't expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here."

Or, failing that, draw up a Service Level Agreement (SLA) with appropriate response times. 📝


"4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don't moan if you get no response or a no thanks."

Most of the women on here are thoroughbred Mares. ❤️


"5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don't bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody's interested."

Unless you're a Champion Lover, which should be shouted across the Fab rooftops. 😈


"6) go to a club if you're struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don't be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don't get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social."

Agreed. Wise words. 🫂


"7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging."

And don't forget to exfoliate if you're celebrating.

#HappyBuffday


"8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn't rent a shag. The lady's get a hard enough time without you hassling them."

There are ladies here?!? 😱


"Print this out, put it on your fridge and stick to it "

Alternatively, tattoo it to you phallus as a hard reminder.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Betties Bay at 5/2 in the 5:25 at Chelmsford looks good.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Frankly, I'm getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here's a few tips.

I couldn't agree with you more, my dear esteemed chap. †

1) the ladies aren't bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man.

Only the above-average ladies should be afforded adequate respect. The lacklustre ones need to earn it. 🌿

2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it's likely gonna get rejected.

Mine is the size of a cigarillo and still remains behind closed doors. ✔️

3) patience. If you send a message, don't expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here.

Or, failing that, draw up a Service Level Agreement (SLA) with appropriate response times. 📝

4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don't moan if you get no response or a no thanks.

Most of the women on here are thoroughbred Mares. ❤️

5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don't bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody's interested.

Unless you're a Champion Lover, which should be shouted across the Fab rooftops. 😈

6) go to a club if you're struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don't be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don't get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social.

Agreed. Wise words. 🫂

7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging.

And don't forget to exfoliate if you're celebrating.

#HappyBuffday

8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn't rent a shag. The lady's get a hard enough time without you hassling them.

There are ladies here?!? 😱

Print this out, put it on your fridge and stick to it

Alternatively, tattoo it to you phallus as a hard reminder."

How big is your phallus?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield


"But, that sounds really boringgggg.

Also some women say they like my schnitzel 😥"

Schnitzel? With noodles? You know it’s not sausage right??

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Alternatively, tattoo it to you phallus as a hard reminder.

·

How big is your phallus?"

•

Big enough to be seen under an electron microscope.

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By *oomerangBangMan
4 weeks ago

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It's a shame it needs saying. Surely this should be the basics us blokes should be doing. Can only imagine the messages some ladies get 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
4 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"But, that sounds really boringgggg.

Also some women say they like my schnitzel 😥

Schnitzel? With noodles? You know it’s not sausage right??"

Wheeze... !

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

[Removed by poster at 26/10/24 17:22:46]

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield


"But, that sounds really boringgggg.

Also some women say they like my schnitzel 😥

Schnitzel? With noodles? You know it’s not sausage right??

Wheeze... !"

🤭

It adds new meaning to battered sausage!

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By *aven.Woman
4 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"It's a shame it needs saying. Surely this should be the basics us blokes should be doing. Can only imagine the messages some ladies get 🤦🏻‍♂️"

Perfectly nice ones actually.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

This should be a sticky

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"This should be a sticky"

Just like reading bios it will go unread.

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By *ustMe123xWoman
4 weeks ago

Essex

Spot on

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I agree with the sentiments OP.

But I suspect the desired audience are too busy typing one handed sending one line messages to venture in here to read your post.

Most don't even read the profile they're messaging. Which gives me hours of fun replying when they compliment my tits and ask for a quick gobby tonight on the couples profile. 🤷‍♂️

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By *ee-LiteWoman
4 weeks ago

northampton

Absolutely spot on

Fab has the rep of guys joining and voila! Instant pussy… no, us ladies are more discerning, guys looking for an instant fuck are more well advised to join the mainstream sites

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

The blokes sending the crap ain't reading this.

Mrs

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"The blokes sending the crap ain't reading this.

Mrs "

Sadly, you'll probably correct

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
4 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Your profile pic looks like a frowning face

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Your profile pic looks like a frowning face"

•

If that's how you speak to the gentlemen then I dread to think how you address the ladies on here.

You don't need to nit-pic his profile photo.

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Your profile pic looks like a frowning face

•

If that's how you speak to the gentlemen then I dread to think how you address the ladies on here.

You don't need to nit-pic his profile photo."

Funny, because it's my chest

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Frankly, I'm getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here's a few tips.

1) the ladies aren't bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man.

2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it's likely gonna get rejected.

3) patience. If you send a message, don't expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here.

4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don't moan if you get no response or a no thanks.

5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don't bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody's interested.

6) go to a club if you're struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don't be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don't get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social.

7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging.

8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn't rent a shag. The lady's get a hard enough time without you hassling them.

Print this out, put it on your fridge and stick to it "

Very well said, but I guess it will fall on dear ears or should I say blind eyes

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By *ilver_foxxx69Man
4 weeks ago

Falkirk


"I'd expand on humour to include being self deprecating and not throwing a hissy fit if someone teases you in the forums. Spoken to too many lasses who've received nasty dms after chatting in the forums. Chels refuses to message on here because of that type of response to normal chat after a pea dick sent some unpleasant attacks to her."

I’ve never understood why people go to abuse following a rejection. What do they hope to gain.

I mean never has anyone received abuse and went “well when you put it like that i guess I’ll change my mind”

All it does is solidify the fact they made the right call and then your username is going to be shared amongst their circle.

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By *penminddmanMan
4 weeks ago

Lisburn

I’m totally honest on this well. I’m just after sex. That is all. I’m a father to 3 kids, have had many relationships. I’m happy in my own life I run a successful business and I do well. I respect all women as much as anyone else. I’m just straight up blunt and honest

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By *ealitybitesMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast

It's "manners maketh man" by the way.

Unfortunately there is a counter argument for a few of your points because there are many women on fab who not only enjoy dick pics but encourage them.

There are also many women on fab who have zero interest in gentlemen and actually just want a quick anonymous fuck just as there are many who don't want penpals or extended conversation and just want to go straight to sex.

Apart from that, anyone regardless of gender who can't read and understand profiles and message etiquette won't be open to advice.

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
4 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)


"Your profile pic looks like a frowning face

•

If that's how you speak to the gentlemen then I dread to think how you address the ladies on here.

You don't need to nit-pic his profile photo.

Funny, because it's my chest "

Wasn't a dig I had my head tilted to the left and it resembled a frowning face or maybe I stared at too many optical illusion posters years ago in gift shops

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By *ora the explorerWoman
4 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"It's "manners maketh man" by the way.

Unfortunately there is a counter argument for a few of your points because there are many women on fab who not only enjoy dick pics but encourage them.

There are also many women on fab who have zero interest in gentlemen and actually just want a quick anonymous fuck just as there are many who don't want penpals or extended conversation and just want to go straight to sex.

Apart from that, anyone regardless of gender who can't read and understand profiles and message etiquette won't be open to advice. "

I agree with this.

Also anyone who needs to read this probably won’t be reading it. And to be honest if I was a decent bloke and was reading this I’d find it a bit patronising. I like you op and kinda get why you did the thread though

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By *ou only live onceMan
4 weeks ago

London


"It's a shame it needs saying. Surely this should be the basics us blokes should be doing. Can only imagine the messages some ladies get 🤦🏻‍♂️

Perfectly nice ones actually.

"

I'll try harder.

But always good to have an advice thread. I look forward to the one about how to tie my shoelaces.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
4 weeks ago

Wales

Spoken like a true gent 🥰❤️

It's not that hard 💁 take notes fellas

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By *illy IdolMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands

Printed and attached to the fridge 🫡

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By *ellhungvweMan
4 weeks ago

Cheltenham

You forgot the final one OP:

9. If all else fails do a white knight post on the forum.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
4 weeks ago

Merseyside


"Frankly, I'm getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here's a few tips.

1) the ladies aren't bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man.

2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it's likely gonna get rejected.

3) patience. If you send a message, don't expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here.

4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don't moan if you get no response or a no thanks.

5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don't bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody's interested.

6) go to a club if you're struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don't be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don't get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social.

7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging.

8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn't rent a shag. The lady's get a hard enough time without you hassling them.

Print this out, put it on your fridge and stick to it "

🥰🥰🥰

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
4 weeks ago

Merseyside


"It's "manners maketh man" by the way.

Unfortunately there is a counter argument for a few of your points because there are many women on fab who not only enjoy dick pics but encourage them.

There are also many women on fab who have zero interest in gentlemen and actually just want a quick anonymous fuck just as there are many who don't want penpals or extended conversation and just want to go straight to sex.

Apart from that, anyone regardless of gender who can't read and understand profiles and message etiquette won't be open to advice. "

🥰🥰🥰

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By *ildTimes777Man
4 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Just sent 5 dick picks, and 3 semi abusive messages....no replies and 2 profiles blocked me....

Instructions not clear, please explain again.....

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By *inosaur PantsMan
4 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Fire off as many dick pics as possible daily and see what comes back.

Or worst case scenario read the profile, send a personalised message that shows you've read it and attach a recent face pic.

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By *aven.Woman
4 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"You forgot the final one OP:

9. If all else fails do a white knight post on the forum."

10. Simp at every female

11. Don't forget, ALL women are beautiful

12. Apologise for even existing

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"You forgot the final one OP:

9. If all else fails do a white knight post on the forum.

10. Simp at every female

11. Don't forget, ALL women are beautiful

12. Apologise for even existing

"

🤔 I've never understood the 'white knight' tag, but I respect your view, and disagree.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 weeks ago

Essex


"But, that sounds really boringgggg.

Also some women say they like my schnitzel 😥"

Are these the women who are suddenly too poorly to meet you?

Or the second best ones you’re hoping to “hook up” with in the meantime?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
4 weeks ago

cardiff

I would say it's more 'tits' for men rather than 'tips'

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By *elvet RopeMan
4 weeks ago

by the big field

I only come here for the comedy, sarcasm, piss taking and whatever nonsense whats his chops has found in the minor news outlets- been a while since i bagged an actual totty here (much better places than Fab for a bunk up these days) and even then, she's not in the clique or even the forum.

Am i allowed to send pictures of actual Cuban cigars BTW?

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By *electableicecreamMan
4 weeks ago

The West

4. All my life I never knew what 'horses for courses' actually meant. Thanks!

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By *issFussyWoman
4 weeks ago

hitchin


"Frankly, I'm getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here's a few tips.

1) the ladies aren't bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man.

2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it's likely gonna get rejected.

3) patience. If you send a message, don't expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here.

4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don't moan if you get no response or a no thanks.

5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don't bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody's interested.

6) go to a club if you're struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don't be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don't get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social.

7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging.

8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn't rent a shag. The lady's get a hard enough time without you hassling them.

Print this out, put it on your fridge and stick to it "

Well said!

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By *issFussyWoman
4 weeks ago

hitchin

It’s the ‘well you’re nothing special’ replies that make me chuckle! Special enough for your to think you could get your bits wet! Bugger off back to tinder

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By *penminddmanMan
4 weeks ago

Lisburn

Firstly men on this can do what they want. Nobody can preach to anyone. But there are always consequences to certain actions so let that play out. I’m always honest and some people think that’s controversial these days 🤷🏼‍♂️ This is not a dating site and if you think that then you are living in whoville. Some men will be what they will be that will never change. Just like some women will be what they will be and nothing will change that to. It’s just human nature

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"It’s the ‘well you’re nothing special’ replies that make me chuckle! Special enough for your to think you could get your bits wet! Bugger off back to tinder "

One minute they want you in bed, the next you're awful. 🤷‍♂️

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By *hole Nuts n ChillCouple
4 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"Frankly, I’m getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here’s a few tips."

• Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us—though some of us just complain in our heads instead.


"1) the ladies aren’t bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man."

• Exactly! Women are people, not a grocery list item—besides, even butcher shops have standards.


"2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it’s likely gonna get rejected."

• If it’s really that impressive, it should come with a warning label, not as your profile picture.


"3) patience. If you send a message, don’t expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here."

• Imagine, a world where people do things other than stare at their phones! Who knew?


"4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don’t moan if you get no response or a no thanks."

• Remember, it’s not personal—it’s just your profile picture.


"5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don’t bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody’s interested."

• Seriously, if your best joke is about yourself, let’s hope it’s one that doesn’t need to be censored.


"6) go to a club if you’re struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don’t be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don’t get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social."

• Ah yes, alcohol—known for making people so much more charming and totally not just louder.


"7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging."

• Smelling like you actually showered? Groundbreaking.


"8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn’t rent a shag. The lady’s get a hard enough time without you hassling them."

• They’re not delivery drivers—they don’t take orders. Just relax and enjoy the chat.

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By *issFussyWoman
4 weeks ago

hitchin


"It’s the ‘well you’re nothing special’ replies that make me chuckle! Special enough for your to think you could get your bits wet! Bugger off back to tinder

One minute they want you in bed, the next you're awful. 🤷‍♂️ "

I gave the polite version

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
4 weeks ago

edinburgh


"Frankly, I'm getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here's a few tips.

1) the ladies aren't bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man.

2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it's likely gonna get rejected.

3) patience. If you send a message, don't expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here.

4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don't moan if you get no response or a no thanks.

5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don't bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody's interested.

6) go to a club if you're struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don't be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don't get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social.

7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging.

8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn't rent a shag. The lady's get a hard enough time without you hassling them.

Print this out, put it on your fridge and stick to it "

This. Pretty much.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago


"Frankly, I'm getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here's a few tips.

1) the ladies aren't bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man.

2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it's likely gonna get rejected.

3) patience. If you send a message, don't expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here.

4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don't moan if you get no response or a no thanks.

5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don't bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody's interested.

6) go to a club if you're struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don't be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don't get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social.

7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging.

8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn't rent a shag. The lady's get a hard enough time without you hassling them.

Print this out, put it on your fridge and stick to it "

Or... Get a real life offline

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By *.T.Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Why give advice to people when all you are doing is training people how to mask their true selves?

All of the OP's points are valid but surely could be summarised as don't be a dick and don't think with your dick...

You have now handed out a crib sheet for those with no social skills on how to blag that all important meet without revealing how much of a dick you are in real life.

I see it has gone down a storm with the ladies. I just hope your intent wasn't to butter many parsnips in the process.

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Why give advice to people when all you are doing is training people how to mask their true selves?

All of the OP's points are valid but surely could be summarised as don't be a dick and don't think with your dick...

You have now handed out a crib sheet for those with no social skills on how to blag that all important meet without revealing how much of a dick you are in real life.

I see it has gone down a storm with the ladies. I just hope your intent wasn't to butter many parsnips in the process."

Frankly, if you think that was my intention, you've missed the point.

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By *urvy ClarissaWoman
4 weeks ago

wigan

Beautifully put OP. Thank you! X

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By *electableicecreamMan
4 weeks ago

The West


"Why give advice to people when all you are doing is training people how to mask their true selves?

All of the OP's points are valid but surely could be summarised as don't be a dick and don't think with your dick...

You have now handed out a crib sheet for those with no social skills on how to blag that all important meet without revealing how much of a dick you are in real life.

I see it has gone down a storm with the ladies. I just hope your intent wasn't to butter many parsnips in the process."

The wank zombies who are typing with one hand and jerking off with the other are too busy spamming low effort messages to be reading forum posts. I wouldn't worry about it.

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By *.T.Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Why give advice to people when all you are doing is training people how to mask their true selves?

All of the OP's points are valid but surely could be summarised as don't be a dick and don't think with your dick...

You have now handed out a crib sheet for those with no social skills on how to blag that all important meet without revealing how much of a dick you are in real life.

I see it has gone down a storm with the ladies. I just hope your intent wasn't to butter many parsnips in the process.

Frankly, if you think that was my intention, you've missed the point."

I've clearly missed the point of the whole post.

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By *all-ladMan
3 weeks ago

rotherham

Alright mate they ain't gonna shag you

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By *oung at heartCouple
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Just add.

If you can't accommodate you have a partner

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Frankly, I'm getting too old and fed up seeing pity me posts about fellas not getting replies/meets etc. Here's a few tips.

1) the ladies aren't bits of meat. Show some respect and be courteous. Manners maketh the man.

2) put your dick pics in private, not your profile or in your first message. Yeah, it might be longer than a Cuban cigar, but it's likely gonna get rejected.

3) patience. If you send a message, don't expect an instant reply. People have a life away from here.

4) rejection. Suck it up. Not all horses are for courses. Be respectful and don't moan if you get no response or a no thanks.

5) humour. Have something interesting or funny to say. Don't bang on about your sexual prowess, nobody's interested.

6) go to a club if you're struggling. Get known. Talk to people and get involved. Don't be Billy no mates in the corner supping a lager, and don't get pissed. Alternatively, go to a social.

7) if you get a meet, be a gentleman. Be smart, smell good, groomed and engaging.

8) finally, expect fuck all. This isn't rent a shag. The lady's get a hard enough time without you hassling them.

Print this out, put it on your fridge and stick to it "

Good shout Fife Ninja, couldn’t say it better myself.

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Just add.

If you can't accommodate you have a partner "

I can’t as I live with kids.

Don’t make assumptions.

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