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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster

Last night I was out, talkin to a bloke I no his 20 yr old daughter was staring at my package the whole time!!! And wasn’t even being discreet

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
9 weeks ago

Brum

Maybe you should have tucked it away...just saying

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
9 weeks ago

n/a


"Maybe you should have tucked it away...just saying "
🤣

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By *issBellaWoman
9 weeks ago

Wales

But was she though

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I sometimes stare at things in disgust not lust.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I do that sometimes when the amazon driver takes ages to hand it over, just give her the box.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I do that sometimes when the amazon driver takes ages to hand it over, just give her the box."

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster

Piss on my chips why don’t you

😂

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By *ascaIMan
9 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

That’s mad that.

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By *uythetravellerMan
9 weeks ago

UK


"Maybe you should have tucked it away...just saying "

Haha that's funny

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By *uythetravellerMan
9 weeks ago

UK


"I do that sometimes when the amazon driver takes ages to hand it over, just give her the box."

Package envy is a real thing...

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By *ornyPup1234Man
9 weeks ago

Buckie

I’ve had that happen to me on the bus aswell, not that I mind but having only been with men I’m just thinking “wrong tree love, or maybe right tree who knows”

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Maybe you dribbled a bit when you went for a piss.

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster

Hadn’t been for one

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

Next time drop it off at the post office before you go out.

The mr

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
9 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Last night I was out, talkin to a bloke I no his 20 yr old daughter was staring at my package the whole time!!! And wasn’t even being discreet"

word must have gotten out....Lol!

or she's seen you on Fab. Lol!

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By *entlemanrogueMan
9 weeks ago

Motherwell

I always find it hilarious when they say it's men that are most perverted, yet the sex toy industry is at least 90% aimed towards women

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
9 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"I’ve had that happen to me on the bus aswell, not that I mind but having only been with men I’m just thinking “wrong tree love, or maybe right tree who knows”"

It's the thighs for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Bollocks

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Bollocks "

That’s what she was looking at.

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'm shit at working out when a lady wants to jump on my bones, so picking up they're staring at me would be next to nought

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster

Hope she’s on here lol

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
9 weeks ago

Brum


"I always find it hilarious when they say it's men that are most perverted, yet the sex toy industry is at least 90% aimed towards women"

That's because we need them for when the men don't do it right 😘

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
9 weeks ago

Northerner


"I always find it hilarious when they say it's men that are most perverted, yet the sex toy industry is at least 90% aimed towards women"

Is that perversion or needing to take orgasms into our own hands

I’m still a massive perv tho

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By *JcuriousCouple
9 weeks ago

Derby


"Maybe you should have tucked it away...just saying "

Bet he had tight trousers on, asking for it imo 😉 😂

Miss S x

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
9 weeks ago

Brum


"Maybe you should have tucked it away...just saying

Bet he had tight trousers on, asking for it imo 😉 😂

Miss S x"

🤣👌

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster

Nope can’t stand tight trousers

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By *ugehandsMan
9 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle


"Last night I was out, talkin to a bloke I no his 20 yr old daughter was staring at my package the whole time!!! And wasn’t even being discreet"

You should have dropped it off at the post office first

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By *issBellaWoman
9 weeks ago

Wales


"Hope she’s on here lol"

There it is

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster

Someone said maybe she’s on here!!!

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By *oodtoshare2Couple
9 weeks ago

harrogate

Maybe she wanted to weigh it?

Weehhheyyy

Before she tested it through her slot 🤣🤣🤣

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By *penminddmanMan
9 weeks ago

Lisburn

Both are as bad tbh. Not that it bothers me anyway as I’m carefree. But in my own experience I have found gay guys to be the biggest pervs

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster

Gay guys and women

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds


"I always find it hilarious when they say it's men that are most perverted, yet the sex toy industry is at least 90% aimed towards women"

We need something when the blokes can't do it right, hardly perverted.

Mrs

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"I always find it hilarious when they say it's men that are most perverted, yet the sex toy industry is at least 90% aimed towards women"

All this proves is women can satisfy men.

Men can't satisfy women.

Or men are easy and women are hard work.

Either or.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

You were chatting and they were out on a family night out?

How old is ya mate?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
9 weeks ago

Reading


"I always find it hilarious when they say it's men that are most perverted, yet the sex toy industry is at least 90% aimed towards women"

That says something about men.

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By *ruceyyMan
9 weeks ago

London


"Last night I was out, talkin to a bloke I no his 20 yr old daughter was staring at my package the whole time!!! And wasn’t even being discreet"

Oh but you are dreamyyyy

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster

45

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster


"You were chatting and they were out on a family night out?

How old is ya mate?

"

45

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Happened to me once.

She asked if I had a banana in my pocket.

I said 'Yes. I carry it around to use as a scale when sending people photos of objects.' 🤷‍♂️

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

kidderminster


"Happened to me once.

She asked if I had a banana in my pocket.

I said 'Yes. I carry it around to use as a scale when sending people photos of objects.' 🤷‍♂️"

Dull men’s club?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Happened to me once.

She asked if I had a banana in my pocket.

I said 'Yes. I carry it around to use as a scale when sending people photos of objects.' 🤷‍♂️

Dull men’s club?"

No. Middle aisle at Aldi.

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By *tephanie63Woman
9 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

Maybe she was just bored....

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By *agic.MMan
9 weeks ago

Orpington

I'm not saying women are perverts...BUT, I have been to a gentleman's club (aka strip club) and I've been a male stripper to ladies nights events...the guys in the strip clubs are enjoying their drinks and show in mostly a calm ambience, and the ladies scream like hyenas and yell "take it off!! Show your cock!!!" when they see shirtless men dancing. In the strip club, the main rule is "look but don't touch " which is being respected by 90% men there...now that should be of course the rule when it comes to ladies nights events, but do you think those femmonsters can keep their greedy little hands to themselves? Absolutely not ...I still cary their scratch marks on my back and 🍑 🥲. Now again...I'm not saying women are perverts, BUT...

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"I'm not saying women are perverts...BUT, I have been to a gentleman's club (aka strip club) and I've been a male stripper to ladies nights events...the guys in the strip clubs are enjoying their drinks and show in mostly a calm ambience, and the ladies scream like hyenas and yell "take it off!! Show your cock!!!" when they see shirtless men dancing. In the strip club, the main rule is "look but don't touch " which is being respected by 90% men there...now that should be of course the rule when it comes to ladies nights events, but do you think those femmonsters can keep their greedy little hands to themselves? Absolutely not ...I still cary their scratch marks on my back and 🍑 🥲. Now again...I'm not saying women are perverts, BUT..."

Happen to be doing any future events? Dates/place/times?

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By *ilver_foxxx69Man
9 weeks ago

Falkirk

Women are definitely just as bad if not worse.

I mean I had a women say to mum, and she knew she was mum…”oft I’d sit in his Face.”

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By *entlemanrogueMan
8 weeks ago

Motherwell


"I always find it hilarious when they say it's men that are most perverted, yet the sex toy industry is at least 90% aimed towards women

That's because we need them for when the men don't do it right 😘"

I understand that.

I also like to use toys when with a woman, in ways she may not have or be able too

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By *agic.MMan
8 weeks ago

Orpington


"I'm not saying women are perverts...BUT, I have been to a gentleman's club (aka strip club) and I've been a male stripper to ladies nights events...the guys in the strip clubs are enjoying their drinks and show in mostly a calm ambience, and the ladies scream like hyenas and yell "take it off!! Show your cock!!!" when they see shirtless men dancing. In the strip club, the main rule is "look but don't touch " which is being respected by 90% men there...now that should be of course the rule when it comes to ladies nights events, but do you think those femmonsters can keep their greedy little hands to themselves? Absolutely not ...I still cary their scratch marks on my back and 🍑 🥲. Now again...I'm not saying women are perverts, BUT...

Happen to be doing any future events? Dates/place/times? "

I only do private one on one shows now

👀

👅

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
8 weeks ago

Swansea

Mate, you're the wrong gender for this thread. As above, you will be accused of misinterpreting the attention or just have the piss taken. There will be enough white knights galloping through here to have turned the tide of the battle of Hastings.

To pick up on your thread title, all genders have the capacity to be pervs. I'll never forget the kind of convos that went on at tea break on a night shift in a makeup factory

P

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 weeks ago

chichester


"Last night I was out, talkin to a bloke I no his 20 yr old daughter was staring at my package the whole time!!! And wasn’t even being discreet"

Did you smash her in after ?

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
8 weeks ago

Brum


"I'm not saying women are perverts...BUT, I have been to a gentleman's club (aka strip club) and I've been a male stripper to ladies nights events...the guys in the strip clubs are enjoying their drinks and show in mostly a calm ambience, and the ladies scream like hyenas and yell "take it off!! Show your cock!!!" when they see shirtless men dancing. In the strip club, the main rule is "look but don't touch " which is being respected by 90% men there...now that should be of course the rule when it comes to ladies nights events, but do you think those femmonsters can keep their greedy little hands to themselves? Absolutely not ...I still cary their scratch marks on my back and 🍑 🥲. Now again...I'm not saying women are perverts, BUT...

Happen to be doing any future events? Dates/place/times?

I only do private one on one shows now

👀

👅"

🤪

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By *heekyCharmMan
8 weeks ago

Colne

Shall I keep wearing my grey joggers?

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