FabSwingers.com forum: how clean is your house?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whilst browsing the forums and occasionally on peoples updates,Ive seen references to peoples homes not being particularly clean.Surely if you are taking advantage of someone elses hospitality,and especially if you wont accommodate yourself,why should this matter as long as the individual is clean themselves?Discuss.

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By *hybutsweetCouple
over a year ago

sweetness

my house is clean and tidy but have damp problems in my hallway so it probs wont make a good impression a myself have up to 3 baths a day as i hate the though of being dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untidy is okay, dirty is off putting to me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My house is a mess so I wouldn't have people here.

I don't like going to places and feeling I might catch something lethal walking through the door. Clean bedding, chairs and person are necessary. A bit of untidiness I don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've 4 dogs and a foster dog so mines not perfect but I clean it everyday as I've an OCD thing going on lol

If someone had a dirty house no I wouldn't play with them but that cause I'd end up cleaning it for them lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Usually very clean and fairly tidy - but we do have a bad damp problem in the flat - landlord is useless.

But at the moment, the loft is so leaky that all the stuff I had stored up there is down in the house.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Very clean and sparkley right now. ^^

- Amy. x

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Sorry hit post too soon - I wouldn't play with someone who had a dirty house - but I can live with a bit of untidiness.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"If someone had a dirty house no I wouldn't play with them but that cause I'd end up cleaning it for them lol"

Yep, that would be me.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 full time cleaners so I hope its clean , its not a normal house so I need help ...... as I hate cleaning but it has to look ok .. just don't look in my draws.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I work some very long and anti social hours so housework is right at the bottom of my list of priorities and I doubt id ever make the front cover of 'Ideal Home'.Although I accommodate, if someone came round and complained about the dust on my TV,id probably set the dogs on them!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I think (note the word think) that when people talk about unclean houses they aren't talking about a wee bit dust. They are talking about spiderman carpets and loads of dirty mugs lying around etc.

I also accommodate but always make sure my house is clean and tidy before a meet

I have read horror stories where toilets looked as though they hadn't been cleaned for months etc...

That I am afraid would put me off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flat is always clean n tidy. Apart from the weekends when my boys are staying, then it looks like a bomb has gone off in a lego factory!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I remember it well!It is so bloody painful standing on a lego brick in bare feet!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

clean and tidy, but im not a clean freak, if it needs doing it gets done but i dont go looking for it. My mum and sister are clean freaks as was my ex husband, i think a home should be somewhere to relax, oh and ive yet to clean through before a meet, i always make sure everything is ok, but they see how i live all the time

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Don't mind a bit of dust or untidiness but I couldn't be doing a meet at a Mr Trebus style house.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Don't mind a bit of dust or untidiness but I couldn't be doing a meet at a Mr Trebus style house. "

Mr trebus???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind a bit of dust or untidiness but I couldn't be doing a meet at a Mr Trebus style house.

Mr trebus???"

Wasn't he the faun in the Land of Narnia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you can be to clean around the house too ... my mum is very very bad as kids we could not even have our friends in the house as could make a mess .. and would never let us even go in our bed rooms and if family was coming around to visit she would be a nervous wreck .

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Don't mind a bit of dust or untidiness but I couldn't be doing a meet at a Mr Trebus style house. "

that man in the grime busters thing? Oooh defo no.

He was a wee old polish guy who was a complete hoarder, don't think he'd ever thrown anything out. Felt really sorry for him

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Don't mind a bit of dust or untidiness but I couldn't be doing a meet at a Mr Trebus style house. "

Awwwww mr trebus. What a legend. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind a bit of dust or untidiness but I couldn't be doing a meet at a Mr Trebus style house.

Mr trebus???"

Was on life of grime , old man who collected everything and his house was so full of just stuff.

He ended up in a home but was really so much better off for it. Died a few years ago now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst browsing the forums and occasionally on peoples updates,Ive seen references to peoples homes not being particularly clean.Surely if you are taking advantage of someone elses hospitality,and especially if you wont accommodate yourself,why should this matter as long as the individual is clean themselves?Discuss.

whats the point in them being clean if the sheets they expect you to lay on arnt?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Don't mind a bit of dust or untidiness but I couldn't be doing a meet at a Mr Trebus style house.

Mr trebus???

Wasn't he the faun in the Land of Narnia?"

That was mr tumnus x

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Don't mind a bit of dust or untidiness but I couldn't be doing a meet at a Mr Trebus style house.

Mr trebus???

Was on life of grime , old man who collected everything and his house was so full of just stuff.

He ended up in a home but was really so much better off for it. Died a few years ago now. "

Oh god I know who you mean now......anyone who could swing in that deserves an adventure badge.....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

My house is clean enough. It's a challenge tryin to keep it tidy with a 2 year old hurricane living here too! Lol.

Although at the moment it's a right mess as I'm in the middle of decorating x

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

" a 2 year old hurricane x "

Love it!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

" a 2 year old hurricane x

Love it!!!

He's like the Tasmanian devil! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines clean. no reason not for it to be untidy.

do something, clean up when i finished. Even applies to when me and the little one play with toys or make arty messy things

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There was a programme on the other night, not sure what it was called but it was about cluttered houses. They where trying to get this woman to declutter, it was coming between her and her partner. You could not see the rooms there was stuff piled everywhere in fact they could hardly get in and out of bed, she had a ladybird fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually very clean and fairly tidy - but we do have a bad damp problem in the flat - landlord is useless.

But at the moment, the loft is so leaky that all the stuff I had stored up there is down in the house."

skip a couple of months rent bet he sorts the damp for ya then

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

We are really tidy people ....if we went to a meet that the house was not clean or even just not tidy I would feel the urge to clean up rather than play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are really tidy people ....if we went to a meet that the house was not clean or even just not tidy I would feel the urge to clean up rather than play

fancy a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are really tidy people ....if we went to a meet that the house was not clean or even just not tidy I would feel the urge to clean up rather than play

fancy a meet?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"We are really tidy people ....if we went to a meet that the house was not clean or even just not tidy I would feel the urge to clean up rather than play

fancy a meet?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Mine is clean, as I have a nice lady that cleans for me. I do try and keep it tidy but my daughter and dog leave their stuff everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 2 full time cleaners so I hope its clean , its not a normal house so I need help ...... as I hate cleaning but it has to look ok .. just don't look in my draws.

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...Are they female lol.xx

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

My flat is clean but gets very untidy very quickly

If friends/family turn up unexpectedly - they just have to put up with the mess. I would never invite someone round and not tidy up before they came. As for swinging meets....always fresh bedding, clean towels in the bathroom etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 2 full time cleaners so I hope its clean , its not a normal house so I need help ...... as I hate cleaning but it has to look ok .. just don't look in my draws.

...Are they female lol.xx"
yes I am ,And I hate house work but like doing other things ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very !

Just don't open a cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very !

Just don't open a cupboard

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lol I know that feeling some are full of things I have not seen for years ,As stuff in front and pushed in , lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Since I work between 50 and 60 hours a week cleaning does sometimes take a back seat. That said, however, I have a dishwasher and washing machine - so dishes, clothes, towels, bedding are cleaned regularly. My kitchen is easy to wipe down as I have little time to really cook - so no problems there. I also have a robot hoover (in fact, it is hoovering my lounge as I type!). I keep a Dyson upstairs to keep on top of that, clean the shower with an old 'scrunchy' after I have showered. So, I tend to keep on top of things pretty well.

Mind you, the dusting doesn't get done as often as it should but, can't have everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my house is clean and tidy but have damp problems in my hallway so it probs wont make a good impression a myself have up to 3 baths a day as i hate the though of being dirty

the two could be connected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been doing housework all day so mine is clean. Its hard keeping it tidy with two boys, everytime I turn around theyve got something out that I just put away.

Its like trying to throw shit at the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house is lived in, as it's a home.

Whilst I was spending hours doing the bathroom floor today, my adorable son has pulled all the bedding off (all the beds) and has emptied one of my drawers.

It only takes minutes to put right.

My home is clean, but lived in

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Ive been doing housework all day so mine is clean. Its hard keeping it tidy with two boys, everytime I turn around theyve got something out that I just put away.

Its like trying to throw shit at the moon

That's an image.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Mine is 'lived I'm but if we are entertaining I will endeavour to make it look a little less lived in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do not accomodate, but that does not mean that if we go to play at someone s house we should lower our standards!

We would not care if someones house was untidy, but if it was dirty they would not see us for dust - excuse the pun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mines clean. no reason not for it to be untidy.

do something, clean up when i finished. Even applies to when me and the little one play with toys or make arty messy things"

I totally agree, use put it away, use it clean up after. I dont understand total mess and pure dirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to think mine is pretty clean...I do get put off by pics with loads of mess in the back ground...and i think if it was a real mess or dirty i would be put off.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

there is a differnce between dirty and untidy.

we all have hectic lives and I don't expect someones home to be straight from the likes of home perfect magazine.

I do expect them to have cleaned up dirty dishes and moved the cat litter tray from the room we will be playing in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you keep the house clean and tidy, then housework is easy and takes little time.

I like to walk into a clean house, rather than a foisty kind of smell. If people have lots of pets then the smell of animals can be really noticeable.

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

im a single guy my flat is not a palace by any means but always tidy up hoover up wash pots and put on clean beding and have a bath 30mins b4 meets and ould do with some decorateing but always try and make it as clean as possible NOT A PALACE BUT NOT A SHITHEAP XXX

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

update my flat is now very very clean had a totol makeover decorated every room had new carpets all way thro new bed new blinds cost me 2000 but was worth it as its now looks great trev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have fresh sawdust down at least once a month, and the straw gets changed when needed, what more could anyone want.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no excuse for a dirty house.surely ppl wouldnt ask you to visit if it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never dust or hoover, after 3 years the dust doesn't get any thicker, and the places you walk are always dust free, just never wear black, no need to wash up, just dont have fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

living on a farm, my house is the least important place to clean, my stables are spotless, you could eat of the floor.

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

My house is my home.

It's a home, there will always be the odd piece(s) of mega blocks or farm animals around somewhere.

My kitchen worktops and what not are spotless, the house is clean and tidy, just lived in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My house is my home.

It's a home, there will always be the odd piece(s) of mega blocks or farm animals around somewhere.

My kitchen worktops and what not are spotless, the house is clean and tidy, just lived in

friends and family are use to seeing a few hens or the od goat in my house, and when peter pony was ill he stayed in my kitchen for a few days.

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By *ames blackMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Went to a meet from here & the house was knee deep in piles of post, crockery (unwashed), clothes etc. We had to wade through the kitchen & passage to enter main room. Floor, settee & chairs covered in piles of mail, cups etc & no room to even sit down. How/where they thought we could play I don't know.

Excuses were made & an exit made.

Urgghhh

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Used to love it when the ex gf parents came round,only time of the year she would clean the house

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I would love to say here that I do not care ... but I do. For me it is not about what other people might think of my home - it is about that I like living in a clean and tidy environment and feel my head is cluttered when my living space is not tidy if this makes sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course it matters

I've never been that desperate for a shag that i'm willing to lay on dirty sheets to get it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Untidy is one thing, dirty is another.

My house is chaos right now so I won't accommodate here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my house it a lot tidier since my ex buggered off and my two eldest moved out to go to uni, its lovely

its just me and my 12 year old now, much easier to keep tidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep a very clean house does help that I'm out at work all day and I also do a full clean once a week

Oh and i can also cook and iron too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my house is so clean even spiders wear slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean house and dont do mess either .. Slightly ocd here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flat needs bombing and then rebuilding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be cleaner but you're welcome to try lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house is clean and tidy, though I'm fed up of finding Lego everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My house is clean and tidy, though I'm fed up of finding Lego everywhere! "

I find socks in random places, this mornings was the kitchen windowsill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is abit messy but I clean up if I got a shag the night lol x.

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

update my flat is now very very clean had a total makeover new bed carpets every room decorated so now spotless lol cost me loads but loks very nyice now xxxxtrev

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've recently employed a cleaner for a coupla hours a week, my house is now getting there regarding dust and dirty windows but prior to that I always made sure that if there was any chance of play then the bed was changed and I kept the kitchen and bathroom clean regardless...my house may have been a bit untidy but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a minger (some may disagree

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my house is clean till my one year old grandson visits

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

well my ex says curtains could do with a wash but if thats all she could .find ill give her a pair of white gloves next time so she can check further

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Was clean and tidy till the lads came over yesterday to watch the footie.... floors are now mawkit!!!

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