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Any ladies wanna make me a nice fry up ??

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By *riendlyPhily OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Bexley

Ladies only please

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

But I add all the grease.

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By *aven.Woman
4 weeks ago

Not the North West...

The best chefs are men.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
4 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Make your own

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
4 weeks ago

Wales

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


" "

🍿 want some?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ladies only please "

Nope I need a nice man to take me out for breakfast 🤣🤣🤣

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
4 weeks ago

Wales


"Ladies only please

Nope I need a nice man to take me out for breakfast 🤣🤣🤣"

If I put a banana in my pants, can I take you out?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ladies only please

Nope I need a nice man to take me out for breakfast 🤣🤣🤣"

Full English then ??

Now you know my standard of cooking 😜

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ladies only please

Nope I need a nice man to take me out for breakfast 🤣🤣🤣

If I put a banana in my pants, can I take you out? "

Absolutely

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ladies only please

Nope I need a nice man to take me out for breakfast 🤣🤣🤣

Full English then ??

Now you know my standard of cooking 😜"

Ooh 😋 😋 😋

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Ryde

Not to rub salt into a wound, but for the last 18 years, my hubby has made me a fry-up every Sunday.

2 sausages, 2 hash-browns, 3 rashers of bacon, fried bread, beans and egg.

This sort of thing should be written into the marriage vows!

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By *arryherts777Man
4 weeks ago

Nr Stevenage

Not sure to this is the place to find yourself a proper women pal that will do you a decent breakfast

am never wrong

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By *aven.Woman
4 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Not sure to this is the place to find yourself a proper women pal that will do you a decent breakfast

am never wrong "

A proper woman eh 🤣

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By *reo DreamMan
4 weeks ago

Berkshire

I have cooked a few times for ladies coming over to mine made it a far more intimate evening as its the whole experience not just the sexual for me and cooked breakfast for the lady, hospitality and making her feel welcome and desired is everything....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Not sure to this is the place to find yourself a proper women pal that will do you a decent breakfast

am never wrong "

A proper woman

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

It's really an art isn't it a fry up.

You need the right bacon and sausage. Then there's the timings so that it's all served at the right temperature.

You need that slight crispiness without it being burned, just the hint of the texture and that almost caramelised flavour.

The eggs in particular, getting that crispy hint so it's not like congealed slime or rubber. Yet retaining the texture profile in the yolk so it still has a little runniness.

Then the black pudding. Imagine leaving that out, why even bother?

And the tomatoes, tinned plum obviously. Who the hell thought cutting a tomato in half and sticking it on a plate goes with a fry up?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
4 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"It's really an art isn't it a fry up.

You need the right bacon and sausage. Then there's the timings so that it's all served at the right temperature.

You need that slight crispiness without it being burned, just the hint of the texture and that almost caramelised flavour.

The eggs in particular, getting that crispy hint so it's not like congealed slime or rubber. Yet retaining the texture profile in the yolk so it still has a little runniness.

Then the black pudding. Imagine leaving that out, why even bother?

And the tomatoes, tinned plum obviously. Who the hell thought cutting a tomato in half and sticking it on a plate goes with a fry up?"

It really is too much of a faff for me! I only ever do them on Xmas Eve. It’s a proper treat!

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"It's really an art isn't it a fry up.

You need the right bacon and sausage. Then there's the timings so that it's all served at the right temperature.

You need that slight crispiness without it being burned, just the hint of the texture and that almost caramelised flavour.

The eggs in particular, getting that crispy hint so it's not like congealed slime or rubber. Yet retaining the texture profile in the yolk so it still has a little runniness.

Then the black pudding. Imagine leaving that out, why even bother?

And the tomatoes, tinned plum obviously. Who the hell thought cutting a tomato in half and sticking it on a plate goes with a fry up?

It really is too much of a faff for me! I only ever do them on Xmas Eve. It’s a proper treat! "

This is why god invented the Café.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
4 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"It's really an art isn't it a fry up.

You need the right bacon and sausage. Then there's the timings so that it's all served at the right temperature.

You need that slight crispiness without it being burned, just the hint of the texture and that almost caramelised flavour.

The eggs in particular, getting that crispy hint so it's not like congealed slime or rubber. Yet retaining the texture profile in the yolk so it still has a little runniness.

Then the black pudding. Imagine leaving that out, why even bother?

And the tomatoes, tinned plum obviously. Who the hell thought cutting a tomato in half and sticking it on a plate goes with a fry up?

It really is too much of a faff for me! I only ever do them on Xmas Eve. It’s a proper treat!

This is why god invented the Café.

"

Absolutely! My thinking too!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

The swimming gives the sex. The men cooks the breakfast #fact

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