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"Do you deliver? " :- what do you want? | |||
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"A massive cuppa please! Morning
Mrs TMN x"Morning to you too!! Coming right up! | |||
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"I’m so hungry, so I’d love a Man V Food style breakfast challenge please. " . First customer to ask for that, coming right up.  it's a big breakfast. | |||
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"I’m so hungry, so I’d love a Man V Food style breakfast challenge please. . First customer to ask for that, coming right up. it's a big breakfast."Ma man! 🥰 | |||
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"Morning Sir tootus can I trouble for you for a hot chocolate and do you think it’s too early for a slice of your finest carrot cake?" Can indeed!! Enjoy sir dimple. | |||
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"I'd like: Sausages Hash browns Mushrooms Tomatoes Fried egg Fried bread And a coffee please and thank you. " No problem do you want extra grease with that?
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"I’m so hungry, so I’d love a Man V Food style breakfast challenge please. . First customer to ask for that, coming right up. it's a big breakfast.
Ma man! 🥰"You know it big guy!! | |||
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"Ooooohhh...a lake 🤩🤩. In that case I'll have a regular black Americano instead of my usual large please, a slightly chilled glass bottle (must be glass please Toot) of San Pellegrino, and a selection of small pastries. Look at the way the Sun is dancing on the water. Beautiful!" Enjoy the view? And the food. | |||
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"Can I have a swim in the lake first please? Then bacon sandwich (well cooked, crispy bacon) or fresh crusty white bread please "Morning to you too! I mean I'm not stopping you, I'll have your food ready for you! | |||
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"I'd like: Sausages Hash browns Mushrooms Tomatoes Fried egg Fried bread And a coffee please and thank you. No problem do you want extra grease with that?
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"I'd like: Sausages Hash browns Mushrooms Tomatoes Fried egg Fried bread And a coffee please and thank you. No problem do you want extra grease with that?
Dripping in it."Easy They will be practically swimming. | |||
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"coffee 1 sugar and a bacon sandwich please "Coming right up dave, how are we my good man? | |||
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"Good morning all "Hello what can toots get for you? | |||
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"Vanilla latte with oat milk please " Coming right up
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"Morning Toots 👋 Almond milk latte and a cinnamon bun for me please and thank you! " Morning!! You can indeed, cinnamon buns, good choice. | |||
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"Can I have a swim in the lake first please? Then bacon sandwich (well cooked, crispy bacon) or fresh crusty white bread please
Morning to you too!
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"Can I have a swim in the lake first please? Then bacon sandwich (well cooked, crispy bacon) or fresh crusty white bread please
Morning to you too!
I mean I'm not stopping you, I'll have your food ready for you!
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"Morning! I fancy a huge pot of very strong, very hot coffee this morning please with some hot milk on the side. I think I'd also like some little pancakes with Nutella and a bowl of greek yogurt with fresh raspberries. Ta" OK I can do that for you.
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"Morning! I fancy a huge pot of very strong, very hot coffee this morning please with some hot milk on the side. I think I'd also like some little pancakes with Nutella and a bowl of greek yogurt with fresh raspberries. Ta OK I can do that for you.
How is this fine Saturday morning going for you?"It's going well so far in that I've made it as far as the sofa (that is a lot of 'far' sounds). How is your last day free if the capitalist yoke shaping up? 🤣 | |||
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"Morning! I fancy a huge pot of very strong, very hot coffee this morning please with some hot milk on the side. I think I'd also like some little pancakes with Nutella and a bowl of greek yogurt with fresh raspberries. Ta OK I can do that for you.
How is this fine Saturday morning going for you?
It's going well so far in that I've made it as far as the sofa (that is a lot of 'far' sounds).
How is your last day free if the capitalist yoke shaping up? 🤣"🤣 Its going well thanks, dreading it but I realise that if this pays off, next year is gonna be a fun one. | |||
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"Morning! I fancy a huge pot of very strong, very hot coffee this morning please with some hot milk on the side. I think I'd also like some little pancakes with Nutella and a bowl of greek yogurt with fresh raspberries. Ta OK I can do that for you.
How is this fine Saturday morning going for you?
It's going well so far in that I've made it as far as the sofa (that is a lot of 'far' sounds).
How is your last day free if the capitalist yoke shaping up? 🤣
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Its going well thanks, dreading it but I realise that if this pays off, next year is gonna be a fun one. "Yeah it's nerve wracking if you've been out of it even for a short time. When our kids were small I did a number of casual jobs, once they were older I went back to a more formal role. I'm not a nervous person but I shook physically for the first week  . You of course will walk it | |||
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"Morning! I fancy a huge pot of very strong, very hot coffee this morning please with some hot milk on the side. I think I'd also like some little pancakes with Nutella and a bowl of greek yogurt with fresh raspberries. Ta OK I can do that for you.
How is this fine Saturday morning going for you?
It's going well so far in that I've made it as far as the sofa (that is a lot of 'far' sounds).
How is your last day free if the capitalist yoke shaping up? 🤣
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Its going well thanks, dreading it but I realise that if this pays off, next year is gonna be a fun one.
Yeah it's nerve wracking if you've been out of it even for a short time. When our kids were small I did a number of casual jobs, once they were older I went back to a more formal role. I'm not a nervous person but I shook physically for the first week . You of course will walk it "I'm.gonma do.
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"^^ 🥳" If I didn't say it is DHL. Heavy as shit too, but my skeleton ass will handle it just good. | |||
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"^^ 🥳 If I didn't say it is DHL. Heavy as shit too, but my skeleton ass will handle it just good." For sure . I hope and confidently expect it'll go very well | |||
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"^^ 🥳 If I didn't say it is DHL. Heavy as shit too, but my skeleton ass will handle it just good. For sure . I hope and confidently expect it'll go very well "It better i got places to see and people to buy coffee for.
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"Just seen this after I posted mine.. it's good to see your bar turns into a cafe in the morning x Can I get a English breakfast tea and a muffin pls" Ahh don't worry, it's fun to do! It has its special features. Someone noticed it transforms, maybe you'll figure out the mystery first.
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"Can I please have a vegetarian bacon sarnie thanks x " You can indeed ghoul, and good morning. | |||
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"Can I please have a vegetarian bacon sarnie thanks x You can indeed ghoul, and good morning. "Thankyou Toots, top of the morning x | |||
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"Can I please have a vegetarian bacon sarnie thanks x You can indeed ghoul, and good morning.
Thankyou Toots, top of the morning x"good you better be.
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"Because of this thread I made myself fried bread, but I didn't have a responsible adult about to tell me when I'd had enough. I now feel a little sick. Blaming you op. " Blame away, but you coulda sent some, I love fried bread. 
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"Ooh the mystery... I wonder what this could be.. I'll ponder it over this amazing cuppa tea and muffin "
A little secret I'm a big nerd so it isn't anything normal I assure you. | |||
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"Morning, can I have a latte and oh I know I shouldn’t, a fry up please x "Absolutely we do quality fry ups here.
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"Morning, can I have a latte and oh I know I shouldn’t, a fry up please x
Absolutely we do quality fry ups here.
And morning to you minx. "I heard! thank you x. | |||
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"Morning, can I have a latte and oh I know I shouldn’t, a fry up please x
Absolutely we do quality fry ups here.
And morning to you minx.
I heard! thank you x. "Your very welcome.
Have a lovely day minx
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"Coffee please. My daughter used all the milk again. Well technically she didn't, she left a couple of drops and put it back in the fridge. Oh and she left her cereal bowl on the coffee table. Nice." One coffee coming up sir! Hope the rest of your goes alot better for you. | |||
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"Good morning! Could I have a large pot of Yorkshire tea, and I'm torn between hot crumpets and butter or granary toast with lime marmalade.....decisions! " Have whatever you like.
Anyway coming right up!
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"Good morning! Could I have a large pot of Yorkshire tea, and I'm torn between hot crumpets and butter or granary toast with lime marmalade.....decisions! Have whatever you like.
Anyway coming right up!
Hope your morning is going well "Thank you, and you! | |||
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"Oooh it's Saturday... bacon, fried egg egg, toasted muffins, fried banana, fried tomato and a pot of English Breakfast tea, please." Another big breakfast coming right up. | |||
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. Sitting here drinking a poor coffee from elsewhere but would love a skinny latte please. Plus one for yourself | |||
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"Morning Toots. Hope you're very well . Sitting here drinking a poor coffee from elsewhere but would love a skinny latte please. Plus one for yourself "I'm doing great! Hoe about yourself? Coming right up. | |||
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"Oooh it's Saturday... bacon, fried egg egg, toasted muffins, fried banana, fried tomato and a pot of English Breakfast tea, please. Another big breakfast coming right up. "🤗 | |||
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"Oooh it's Saturday... bacon, fried egg egg, toasted muffins, fried banana, fried tomato and a pot of English Breakfast tea, please. Another big breakfast coming right up.
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