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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got a boo boo on my knee and it really hurts! Now I know what childbirth must feel like.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Whats a boo boo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boo boo is that the same as.a baddie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Same as an owwey

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol so whats an owwey and a baddie then?

Is this a whole new language going on that they didn't tell me about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same as an owwey"

In that case, mwah, magic kiss better

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

"Same as an owwey"

Stop watching american rubbish on tv, we call it a scratch, nick or scrape over here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was really brave didn't cry one bit when they stitched up my MASSIVE wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a boo boo?"

Its smarter than the average bear....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Then of course a scratch is much worse than childbirth....you are one brave little soldier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over..."

Supposed to be seeing to me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol so whats an owwey and a baddie then?

Is this a whole new language going on that they didn't tell me about?

Baddie is a cut, graze or scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then of course a scratch is much worse than childbirth....you are one brave little soldier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was really brave didn't cry one bit when they stitched up my MASSIVE wound"

was it measured with the sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need to ask a deeper question here ..................... did you fall or were you pushed?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Supposed to be seeing to me first

I haven't forgotten you!! Still waiting on the nurses outfit. Maybe ill just get the red undies on and a stethoscope? Would that do?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over..."

Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Supposed to be seeing to me first

I haven't forgotten you!! Still waiting on the nurses outfit. Maybe ill just get the red undies on and a stethoscope? Would that do?? Xx

Perfect as there was serious lack of hotties this am, couldn't see the buggers last night! xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx"

We need to go via Julie's first I promised. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Supposed to be seeing to me first

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ill come and see to you jules xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it as bad as an ouchie? Ouchies hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Supposed to be seeing to me first

ill come and see to you jules xx"

Aww the more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx

We need to go via Julie's first I promised. Xx "

I'll go to the one with the poorly knee and keep him entertained and laughing til you get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Supposed to be seeing to me first

ill come and see to you jules xx

Aww the more the merrier

Phew, feel like wonder woman, just changed into nurses uniform. Right whose first?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx

We need to go via Julie's first I promised. Xx

I'll go to the one with the poorly knee and keep him entertained and laughing til you get there

Excellent Minxie!! Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Supposed to be seeing to me first

ill come and see to you jules xx

Aww the more the merrier

Phew, feel like wonder woman, just changed into nurses uniform. Right whose first?"

You can't nick my costume!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx

We need to go via Julie's first I promised. Xx

I'll go to the one with the poorly knee and keep him entertained and laughin

g til you get there

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nah come with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx

We need to go via Julie's first I promised. Xx

I'll go to the one with the poorly knee and keep him entertained and laughing til you get there

You could just bring him along, he's not far from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all too late. I'm there first in MY nurses uniform. Now Mr Fab if you'd just like to drop your trousers (you can cough if you like)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...

Supposed to be seeing to me first

ill come and see to you jules xx

Aww the more the merrier

Phew, feel like wonder woman, just changed into nurses uniform. Right whose first?

You can't nick my costume!

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wouldnt dream if it...however

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was chasing a baddie and slipped. If you're all coming over I'd best hop over to the kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all too late. I'm there first in MY nurses uniform. Now Mr Fab if you'd just like to drop your trousers (you can cough if you like)

Go on jodie, hold the fort, do you want a rectal thermometer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all too late. I'm there first in MY nurses uniform. Now Mr Fab if you'd just like to drop your trousers (you can cough if you like)

I'll come along anyway for the laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was chasing a baddie and slipped. If you're all coming over I'd best hop over to the kettle"

Such a hero, are you sure you can stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was chasing a baddie and slipped. If you're all coming over I'd best hop over to the kettle"

oooooooooooo my hero

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I.......can.....try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I.......can.....try"

Brave little soldier, xx

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Got a boo boo on my knee and it really hurts! Now I know what childbirth must feel like.

Just imagine squeezing a melon out of the end of your cock. If it feels like that then it feels like childbirth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a boo boo on my knee and it really hurts! Now I know what childbirth must feel like.

Just imagine squeezing a melon out of the end of your cock. If it feels like that then it feels like childbirth.

To be honest, I imagine that would actually be more painful than childbirth!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Whats a boo boo?

Its smarter than the average bear...."

ROFL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coughbumpcough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll kiss it better and nurse you back to health.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a unrelated topic, everyone turn over to ITV2 quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry am a tad confused am I sposed to be going to the one with the poorly knee and collecting him and Jodie with his rectal thermometer and taking them to wonder woman's house to connect up with the nurses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a unrelated topic, everyone turn over to ITV2 quick"

why?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it still hurting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a unrelated topic, everyone turn over to ITV2 quick

why?

Classic jezza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it still hurting?"
yes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it still hurting?yes

Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.

How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it still hurting?yes

Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.

How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?"
well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

"On a unrelated topic, everyone turn over to ITV2 quick

why?

Classic jezza"

Your bad - I'm hooked now!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it still hurting?yes

Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.

How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done"

Poor liddle diddums. Look after yourself. When it's all better you can show everyone your scar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it still hurting?yes

Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.

How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done"

well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch

sorry couldnt resist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it still hurting?yes

Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.

How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done

well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch

sorry couldnt resist

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I wanted some nice crossstich but apparently I'd have to go private for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it still hurting?yes

Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.

How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done

well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch

sorry couldnt resist

I wanted some nice crossstich but apparently I'd have to go private for that"

could do a little bit of patchwork if u wanted that instead ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it still hurting?yes

Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.

How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done

well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch

sorry couldnt resist

I wanted some nice crossstich but apparently I'd have to go private for that

could do a little bit of patchwork if u wanted that instead ??

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you're too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it still hurting?yes

Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.

How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done

well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch

sorry couldnt resist

I wanted some nice crossstich but apparently I'd have to go private for that

could do a little bit of patchwork if u wanted that instead ??

you're too kind"

or applique lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody we know and love had to leave hospital after being stitched without his written off trousers as well ...... oooooooooo he kept that bit quiet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Patient/nurse confidentiality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patient/nurse confidentiality?"

Ooooooops sorrry

it would have been worse had I said it before u left lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would've had to stop you laughing first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would've had to stop you laughing first"

mwah xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HEEEEEEEEEELP! i've dropped the remote and i can't get up to get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go really slowly and easily you can do it man.......get through that pain barrier a man without his remote is not a real man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and i'm home alone will no one hear my cries?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

remote saved! just need to build up the strength to make it to the kettle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

AHEM! anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

coffe made! no thanks to abyone hmph!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

need a wee now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"need a wee now

All the nurses are out shag... err...perv... err... socialisin in Kent....

Be a brave wickle soldier.... And Don't pick that scab...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"need a wee now

All the nurses are out shag... err...perv... err... socialisin in Kent....

Be a brave wickle soldier.... And Don't pick that scab...

scab? massive wound thank you! i'm not convinced they are real nurses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"need a wee now

im a HCA so qualified to deal with this issue.. nurses are probs doing paperwork lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"need a wee now

im a HCA so qualified to deal with this issue.. nurses are probs doing paperwork lol"

i'll try and hold on till you get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"need a wee now

All the nurses are out shag... err...perv... err... socialisin in Kent....

Be a brave wickle soldier.... And Don't pick that scab...

scab? massive wound thank you! i'm not convinced they are real nurses"

Dunno bout the other's, but one of em took me temperature.... By stickin a bit of Me under Her tongue...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"need a wee now

im a HCA so qualified to deal with this issue.. nurses are probs doing paperwork lol"

please.......hurry.......can't........hold........on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have proper stitches or staples? If its staples they hurt like a bitch when removed, actually worse then when they are put in.

I'm local and would happily be at your beck & call to look after you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

stiches so hopefully i wont cry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's good, they are too bad when removed. Hope you caught the bad guy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i didn't but someone else did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I have to ask but what have you done and what where you doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

chasing a baddie at work and slipped and opened a MASSIVE wound on my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're such a hero....next time send a dog after the baddies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo bless I will come look after you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're such a hero....next time send a dog after the baddies x"

could try sending my cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooo bless I will come look after you xx "

ahhh thanks, milk, two seetex is all you need to remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry got held up.. u still need the urine bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sorry got held up.. u still need the urine bottle? "

erm....nope

got some tissue?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm a pretend nurse.

Take all of your clothes off and open wide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're such a hero....next time send a dog after the baddies x

could try sending my cat?"

I've got 4 cats here that would happily chase bad guys if the were carrying prawns...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're such a hero....next time send a dog after the baddies x

could try sending my cat?

I've got 4 cats here that would happily chase bad guys if the were carrying prawns..."

mine would get 10 yards and stop for a nap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a pretend nurse.

Take all of your clothes off and open wide.

open what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're such a hero....next time send a dog after the baddies x

could try sending my cat?

I've got 4 cats here that would happily chase bad guys if the were carrying prawns...

mine would get 10 yards and stop for a nap"

You need a better cat lol x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a pretend nurse.

Take all of your clothes off and open wide.

open what?

You have three choices

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a pretend nurse.

Take all of your clothes off and open wide.

open what?

You have three choices"

the front door would probably help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a pretend nurse.

Take all of your clothes off and open wide.

open what?

You have three choices

the front door would probably help

If that's a problem there is always a way in round the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help

Has it no healed up yet...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help

Has it no healed up yet...???

Possibly...its been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help

Has it no healed up yet...???

Possibly...its been a while

D'ya need a wee man te skirl ya pipes....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help

Has it no healed up yet...???

Possibly...its been a while

D'ya need a wee man te skirl ya pipes....?

Aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help

Has it no healed up yet...???

Possibly...its been a while

D'ya need a wee man te skirl ya pipes....?

Aye

* Packs Mars bars and a packet of ready mix batter, and points the jalopy north....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is Fabby still crying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Fabby still crying?"

Nope.... Granny's giving him something else to think about..

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