FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say at football but not during sex

By *ebdenste OP Man
4 weeks ago

Hebden Bridge

Look at him bringing off his striker!

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By *otsossieMan
4 weeks ago

local, but not too local

Do you remember when you used to swing your clackers around, and cheer?

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Who are ya

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By *imples24Man
4 weeks ago

tamworth

What a player

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... You're shit ahhhhh!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

Half time pie and Bovril, Geoff?

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By *asilForty77Man
4 weeks ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Hitler has only got one ball the other is in the Albert Hall

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By *otsossieMan
4 weeks ago

local, but not too local

Ooh, ah, Cantona, say ooh ah Cantona

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By *otsossieMan
4 weeks ago

local, but not too local

We thought you were shit, we were riiiiiiight

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

That’s a bad tackle

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By *imples24Man
4 weeks ago

tamworth

Who the fucking hell are you

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By *rthur30Man
4 weeks ago

Warrington

A foul in the box.......penalty!

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Your on my seat

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By *aptain obviouslyMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

Get two feet stuck in

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By *layfullsamMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

I’m going to dribble in your box

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

There’s been a substitution

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By *ilver_foxxx69Man
4 weeks ago

Falkirk

How could you not get it in. The opening was massive

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By *layfullsamMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

You’re so sh.T it’s unbelievable

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By *layfullsamMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

Love to see a pair up front

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Struggled to keep that in

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By *otsossieMan
4 weeks ago

local, but not too local

Red Card! Get off!

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By *layfullsamMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

F.ck me this tastes like sh.t (half time food)

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man
4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Fantastic ball in but failed to find a head

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By *ebdenste OP Man
4 weeks ago

Hebden Bridge

He's shit in the box!

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By *ilver_foxxx69Man
4 weeks ago

Falkirk

He went in with both feet

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By *orthern_knobberMan
4 weeks ago

manchester

What a dirty c*nt!!

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By *auntymanMan
4 weeks ago

Stourbridge

You fat bastard, you fat bastard, who ate all the pies!

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By *8on33Man
4 weeks ago

winfrith

I've scored

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By *yzykMan
4 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

The state of that turf is a disgrace

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By *ife NinjaMan
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Get in the box

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
4 weeks ago

Willenhall

There's 6 men in the box already.

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By *aveboygreen3rdCouple
4 weeks ago

this town

Your shit arghhhhh

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By *TJxComboMan
4 weeks ago

birmingham

That was a poor finish

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By *aughty driverMan
4 weeks ago

Romford

Man on

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

No chance of a clean sheet after that performance

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By *ean directMan
4 weeks ago

havant

He looks tiny in that goal

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By *uke OzadeMan
4 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

He shoots and it goes straight over the keepers head

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By *ez669Man
4 weeks ago

East Kilbride

The only way to win is in a team

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By *JandCMCouple
4 weeks ago

cardiff

How can you miss when it's opened up for you

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By *moothdickMan
4 weeks ago

stoke

Get fucking in

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By *esse_hotwifeCouple
4 weeks ago

London

Dad will be glad he missed this

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By *agnar73Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Went right through them.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
4 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Back it up into the box mate, incase they whip one in

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By *agnar73Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Get it in the mixer!

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By *ebdenste OP Man
3 weeks ago

Hebden Bridge

But can he do it on a cold wet Tuesday night in Stoke?

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By *enatton2Couple
3 weeks ago

West Midlands

We’re going four at the back

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By *eordieJeansCouple
3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

He smashed it straight into the back of the onion bag.

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By *enatton2Couple
3 weeks ago

West Midlands

They think it’s all over…. It is now

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

He’s got a head like a 50p

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

You’re getting sacked in the morning!

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By *illy78Man
3 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

You dont know what you're doing

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By *ickylouCouple
3 weeks ago

22 players and a referee all in the box at the same time.

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By *oxy RedWoman
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Here we, here we, here we F-ing go! 🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Howay the lads

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By *heIndianladynEnglishguyCouple
3 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

What the fucking hell was that

But singing obvs

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

🎶 It's all gone quiet over there! 🎶

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
3 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Just kick the bloody ball

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By *penminddmanMan
3 weeks ago

Lisburn

This is fking better than sex!!!

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

You could drive a bus through that gap!

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By *ibblepilotMan
3 weeks ago

Preston

You're going home in a St John's ambulance

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By *aygallaMan
3 weeks ago

newton aycliffe

Never seen anyone done like that before

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

She’s did everything right, but her control left her at the end there.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
3 weeks ago

Merseyside

VAR check!!

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By *TMycockMan
3 weeks ago

Watford

"And for those of you watching in black-and-white, the wife's in red panties with yellow tassels on her bra".

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By *appytochatMan
3 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

You couldn't score in a brothel

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By *Silver-Man
3 weeks ago

Southport

Foul

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By *an bcMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

VAR is shit lol

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith

wheres my fucking ticket ?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

There he is, walking out with the ballboy from the make a wish foundation.

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By *KBiMale2023Man
3 weeks ago

WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON

There will be a heated discussion about his performance in the locker room afterwards

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By *mpeyeMan
3 weeks ago

Worthing

We need a sniffer in the box...

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By *ildTimes777Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Fucks sake there was acres of room in the box....

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By *lex CoxMan
3 weeks ago

Porth

Come On You Reds

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By *ooBulMan
3 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

She's fast, she's red she sounds like father Ted....

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith

cmon you reds

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By *ildTimes777Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

We could really do with a 12th man...😬

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

FFS your mom could do better

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By *ildTimes777Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

He's gone down in the box ..

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By *adam PadamWoman
3 weeks ago

leeds

Remember them old fashion turnstile gates. Total fire hazard.

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By *ltrMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Hes got a face full from the hardest man in the game

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By *appytochatMan
3 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

That's gonna hurt in the morning.

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