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Extra points for approaching someone new.
**As always, gents only send your wang when requested to do so. Ladies same goes for you, flaps put away until asked, ta.  | |||
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"I'm in. No one yet though OP🤭" I'm sure there will be plenty of totty for you soon enough, patience Liam, patience  | |||
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"I'm easy. Whisper sweet nothings in my ear, flash of boob and some high heels, and I'm yours "Boob and high heels in one picture how the.. ohh.. very clever | |||
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"I'd give you more than just a wink OP 😉 Miss S x" I was hoping so  | |||
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"In for an hour or ²." Come sit with me | |||
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"Happy Friday.. always up for a spot of perv-flirting "You've come to exactly the right place for that | |||
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"I’m new and I’m in "You best get mingling then | |||
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"Happy Friday.. always up for a spot of perv-flirting
You've come to exactly the right place for that "Woohoooo | |||
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"I believe I've "flirted" with everyone here. 🤣 " You tart! Better do the rounds again, just to be sure | |||
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Miss S x"I've got you a drink | |||
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Miss S x"• Which is what I would say to you during intromission. 😇 | |||
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"Grab a drink from The Tootus bar and sit in here for a while. #in. J x" Come on in, take a pew | |||
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"Grab a drink from The Tootus bar and sit in here for a while. #in. J x" Evening guys | |||
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"Grab a drink from The Tootus bar and sit in here for a while. #in. J x" I'll have what she's having 😉 Miss S x | |||
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I've got you a drink "Oooh another drink, let's get this party started 
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"Grab a drink from The Tootus bar and sit in here for a while. #in. J x I'll have what she's having 😉 Miss S x" Mr Tootus serves a lovely raspberry gin. Hold this, I'll run and fetch you one 😊 J xx | |||
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Which is what I would say to you during intromission. 😇" | |||
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"Grab a drink from The Tootus bar and sit in here for a while. #in. J x I'll have what she's having 😉 Miss S x Mr Tootus serves a lovely raspberry gin. Hold this, I'll run and fetch you one 😊 J xx" Toots did you bring the gin with you?! | |||
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"Grab a drink from The Tootus bar and sit in here for a while. #in. J x I'll have what she's having 😉 Miss S x Mr Tootus serves a lovely raspberry gin. Hold this, I'll run and fetch you one 😊 J xx Toots did you bring the gin with you?! "Yes | |||
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" Toots did you bring the gin with you?!
Yes "Efficient, I like it | |||
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"@nero - if the barman slides you a drink, it may or may not be from me 🍸 cheers 😁 Jx" • If you happen to find a Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall served in a tumbler... it's from me. 🥃 | |||
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"Anyone for a dance?
Miss S x"With you? Most definitely | |||
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" Toots did you bring the gin with you?!
Yes
Efficient, I like it "I always carry the bar around with me it's efficient.  | |||
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"There’s a bar!??" Always a bar when Toots is here 😘 | |||
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With you? Most definitely "How about a lap dance?
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"There’s a bar!?? Always a bar when Toots is here 😘" You know it. | |||
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" How about a lap dance?
Miss S x"It's like you read my mind take a seat, get comfortable | |||
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"Anyone for a dance?
Miss S x
With you? Most definitely
How about a lap dance?
Miss S x"👀🍸 | |||
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"There’s a bar!??" Be quick think it'll close soon, it's at 155 replies 
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"Anyone for a dance?
Miss S x"Love a dancefloor! Let's do it! Whats the music? Shit, spilt the gin, one sec 😅 x | |||
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"There’s a bar!?? Be quick think it'll close soon, it's at 155 replies
Miss S x"((Running to the bar)) Anyone want another? | |||
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"There’s a bar!?? Be quick think it'll close soon, it's at 155 replies
Miss S x
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Anyone want another?"Please 😊 | |||
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"There’s a bar!?? Be quick think it'll close soon, it's at 155 replies
Miss S x"Oh shit 
Good bar tonight! | |||
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"There’s a bar!?? Be quick think it'll close soon, it's at 155 replies
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Anyone want another?"Yes please | |||
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" How about a lap dance?
Miss S x
It's like you read my mind take a seat, get comfortable "*slams my ass down as quick as I can* 👀🥵 Comfortable!!! More than 😏 Miss S x | |||
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"Anyone for a dance?
Miss S x
Love a dancefloor! Let's do it!
Whats the music?
Shit, spilt the gin, one sec 😅 x "I haven't recruited a DJ yet. So I'm just playing requests | |||
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"There’s a bar!?? Be quick think it'll close soon, it's at 155 replies
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Anyone want another?"You may need to slip it next to me as Bella is giving me a lap dance
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Anyone want another?
Yes please "Please, if you've a hand free. Bring one for yourself too. J x | |||
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Oh shit
Good bar tonight!"Tut. Think you need more staff 😬 Miss S x | |||
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"I haven't recruited a DJ yet. So I'm just playing requests "It’s ok, I’ll fo a Freeform synth jam. Howard Moon from Mighty Boosh has nothing on me. | |||
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"It's Friday, we're sashaying into the weekend. What better way to end the working week with some flirting. Say you're in and pm anyone that tickles your pickle a flirty message. If you're not feeling brave enough send a wink
Extra points for approaching someone new.
**As always, gents only send your wang when requested to do so. Ladies same goes for you, flaps put away until asked, ta. "Can't pm you so ill say it here,you're Stunning | |||
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"There’s a bar!?? Be quick think it'll close soon, it's at 155 replies
Miss S x
Oh shit
Good bar tonight!
Tut. Think you need more staff 😬
Miss S x"🤣 thar would fill it faster I think! I have my helpers hiding behind the counter. | |||
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"Anyone for a dance?
Miss S x
Love a dancefloor! Let's do it!
Whats the music?
Shit, spilt the gin, one sec 😅 x
I haven't recruited a DJ yet. So I'm just playing requests "DJ Bella, DJ Bella, do you have Born Slippy please? J xx | |||
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"Anyone for a dance?
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Love a dancefloor! Let's do it!
Whats the music?
Shit, spilt the gin, one sec 😅 x
I haven't recruited a DJ yet. So I'm just playing requests
DJ Bella, DJ Bella, do you have Born Slippy please?
J xx"Oohhh great choice | |||
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"My flirting days are over but good luck to everyone giving it a go "• What about your woo'ing days? Are they still thriving, my dear friend? | |||
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"My flirting days are over but good luck to everyone giving it a go
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What about your woo'ing days? Are they still thriving, my dear friend?"That’s still going strong | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. " Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican " Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. | |||
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"Anyone for a dance?
Miss S x
Love a dancefloor! Let's do it!
Whats the music?
Shit, spilt the gin, one sec 😅 x
I haven't recruited a DJ yet. So I'm just playing requests
DJ Bella, DJ Bella, do you have Born Slippy please?
J xx"Donevand great choice | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism." To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. | |||
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"Aww damn, I had all my flaps akimbo photos ready to send "No need. Your smile will do | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though." Oh all the grease ❤️ | |||
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"Anyone for a dance?
Miss S x
Love a dancefloor! Let's do it!
Whats the music?
Shit, spilt the gin, one sec 😅 x
I haven't recruited a DJ yet. So I'm just playing requests
DJ Bella, DJ Bella, do you have Born Slippy please?
J xx
Donevand great choice "You superstar thank you so much
J xx | |||
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"Aww damn, I had all my flaps akimbo photos ready to send
No need. Your smile will do "Smoooooooth | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️" Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. | |||
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"You see? Nearly every deliciously delectable siren and gorgon on this thread is spread far far away across the four quadrants of these lands. I despise The Fåb Curse™. 😢 " sir Nero you speak the truth.  | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. " Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... | |||
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"You see? Nearly every deliciously delectable siren and gorgon on this thread is spread far far away across the four quadrants of these lands. I despise The Fåb Curse™. 😢 " It'd make you laugh, but it's true | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... " What's a samoon? | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... " I'm quite new to kebab so the last one is new to me. But I like naan alot. | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... What's a samoon? " A type of Arabic bread, I think it's Iraqi. All the insta famous trendy kebab shops in Manchester serve their kebabs on samoons now | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... What's a samoon? A type of Arabic bread, I think it's Iraqi. All the insta famous trendy kebab shops in Manchester serve their kebabs on samoons now "Ooh interesting, facts the kebab fact. | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... I'm quite new to kebab so the last one is new to me. But I like naan alot." Yeah I'm a naan girl unless it's a fresh made pitta which invariably from your local kebab shop it never is | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... What's a samoon? A type of Arabic bread, I think it's Iraqi. All the insta famous trendy kebab shops in Manchester serve their kebabs on samoons now "Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... I'm quite new to kebab so the last one is new to me. But I like naan alot. Yeah I'm a naan girl unless it's a fresh made pitta which invariably from your local kebab shop it never is " Yeah most of the ones over here are assss. Greasy sure but.. | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... I'm quite new to kebab so the last one is new to me. But I like naan alot. Yeah I'm a naan girl unless it's a fresh made pitta which invariably from your local kebab shop it never is " I bet you melt in the mouth | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... What's a samoon? A type of Arabic bread, I think it's Iraqi. All the insta famous trendy kebab shops in Manchester serve their kebabs on samoons now
Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in "Amazing | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... What's a samoon? A type of Arabic bread, I think it's Iraqi. All the insta famous trendy kebab shops in Manchester serve their kebabs on samoons now
Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
Amazing "Gonna surprise the guy next time by calling it by its proper name 😂 | |||
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"Wine and lack of food apparently make me a tad horny. In. Kebab sound good? 🤔 .i could do with some mexican Oh I'd eat a kebab right now please. An actually kebab, not a euphemism. To be honest I've never thought a kebab could be a euphemism so yeah an actual kebab sure. Gotta be greasy as shit though. Oh all the grease ❤️ Yes and sauces? Just thought I'd put this out there, German doner kinda sucks near us. Almost criminal. Do you have your kebab on a pitta, a naan or a samoon though, that is the question... I'm quite new to kebab so the last one is new to me. But I like naan alot. Yeah I'm a naan girl unless it's a fresh made pitta which invariably from your local kebab shop it never is I bet you melt in the mouth "OI OIIIII | |||
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
Amazing
Gonna surprise the guy next time by calling it by its proper name 😂
Might get some extras
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
Amazing
Gonna surprise the guy next time by calling it by its proper name 😂
Might get some extras
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
Amazing
Gonna surprise the guy next time by calling it by its proper name 😂
Might get some extras
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
Amazing
Gonna surprise the guy next time by calling it by its proper name 😂
Might get some extras
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
Amazing
Gonna surprise the guy next time by calling it by its proper name 😂
Might get some extras
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Ooh 🤣
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
Amazing
Gonna surprise the guy next time by calling it by its proper name 😂
Might get some extras
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Some of boss man's special sauce (used the right emoji this time 🤣)
Ooh 🤣
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Worst thing is, just googled it, I ate one for lunch 🙄 I thought it was a fancy bread roll the shawarma was in
Amazing
Gonna surprise the guy next time by calling it by its proper name 😂
Might get some extras
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Naughty Naughty
Some of boss man's special sauce (used the right emoji this time 🤣)
Ooh 🤣
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I'll try this new bread too.
What an offer
An offer I'd gladly do if I money .😫
New job soon though so happy days!"Well done on the new job 👏 | |||
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I'll try this new bread too.
What an offer
An offer I'd gladly do if I money .😫
New job soon though so happy days!
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I'll try this new bread too.
What an offer
An offer I'd gladly do if I money .😫
New job soon though so happy days!
Well done on the new job 👏
Yeah boi!!!
I'll finally be able to afford overpriced train tickets. "Overpriced train tickets are the bane of my life. All my swinger friends are spread around the country. It's not a cheap hobby 😕 | |||
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"Sorry I've just killed the flirt thread with filthy kebab innuendo 🤣 I can repair it by asking to buy you a kebab when I come Manchester.
I'll try this new bread too.
What an offer
An offer I'd gladly do if I money .😫
New job soon though so happy days!
Well done on the new job 👏
Yeah boi!!!
I'll finally be able to afford overpriced train tickets.
Overpriced train tickets are the bane of my life. All my swinger friends are spread around the country. It's not a cheap hobby 😕"Nope but I'll seriously consider bumping you a message you a message if you would like some sort of kebab social. It's nice to meet new people to so there's that I guess.
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I'll try this new bread too.
What an offer
An offer I'd gladly do if I money .😫
New job soon though so happy days!
Well done on the new job 👏
Yeah boi!!!
I'll finally be able to afford overpriced train tickets.
Overpriced train tickets are the bane of my life. All my swinger friends are spread around the country. It's not a cheap hobby 😕
Nope but I'll seriously consider bumping you a message you a message if you would like some sort of kebab social.
It's nice to meet new people to so there's that I guess.
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I'll try this new bread too.
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An offer I'd gladly do if I money .😫
New job soon though so happy days!"Ah congratulations Tootus!! Having a drink to celebrate? J x | |||
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I'll try this new bread too.
What an offer
An offer I'd gladly do if I money .😫
New job soon though so happy days!
Ah congratulations Tootus!!
Having a drink to celebrate?
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according to *most men on here, we're all sat ready and willing flaps akimbo
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I'll try this new bread too.
What an offer
An offer I'd gladly do if I money .😫
New job soon though so happy days!
Ah congratulations Tootus!!
Having a drink to celebrate?
J x
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I'll try this new bread too.
What an offer
An offer I'd gladly do if I money .😫
New job soon though so happy days!
Ah congratulations Tootus!!
Having a drink to celebrate?
J x
Already done but if your offering.
Why not, I think there's time for just one more isn't there? 🍸🍸
Then its dancefloor time 💃
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Bella put them away!!!!
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All the above plus heels 😂
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And wearing sexy lingerie round the house at all times 🤣
Don't forget the butt plug!
All the above plus heels 😂
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Don't forget the butt plug!
All the above plus heels 😂
in reality we're out here looking like Miss Trunchbul. Or is that just me?
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And wearing sexy lingerie round the house at all times 🤣
Don't forget the butt plug!
All the above plus heels 😂
in reality we're out here looking like Miss Trunchbul. Or is that just me?
I am absolutely miss trunchbull right now 🤣
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And wearing sexy lingerie round the house at all times 🤣
Don't forget the butt plug!
All the above plus heels 😂
in reality we're out here looking like Miss Trunchbul. Or is that just me? "😂😂😂 brilliant 😂😂😂 Not that I think you do by the way😅 oh ffs. Cheers 🍸🍸 J xx | |||
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Don't forget the butt plug!
All the above plus heels 😂
in reality we're out here looking like Miss Trunchbul. Or is that just me?
I am absolutely miss trunchbull right now 🤣
She used to scare me
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