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Let's have a good night.
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"Snowball please" One coming right up!! How are you today? | |||
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"Snowball please One coming right up!! How are you today? " I’m good thank you, yourself?  | |||
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"Snowball please One coming right up!! How are you today? I’m good thank you, yourself? "Be honest I'm slightly tipsy and the other half well. Well I'm a good toot so I won't say.  | |||
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"DIPA please." Coming right up!! How are you? | |||
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"A birthday drink of yiur choice barman. Surprise me "😁 One supreme.birthday bash drink Infuser with wonderful alchahol. | |||
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"A birthday drink of yiur choice barman. Surprise me
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One supreme.birthday bash drink
Infuser with wonderful alchahol. "Thanks, bottoms up  | |||
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"A drink for you OP to celebrate your good news. And a pumpkin spice latte for me because I'm starting to flag and I've still got an everything shower to face. "Absolutely! And thank you so much.
Only just got into pumpkin spice it's so fuckin good.
Ah there's the Halloween thingy majig this week weekend right?  | |||
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"Evening " Evening evening!! What can toots bar get you today? | |||
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"Can I have some champagne please... something good " Absolutely! How are you? | |||
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"I don’t drink alcohol, do you have anything no or low?" I do everything
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"Can I have some champagne please... something good Absolutely! How are you?" in bed with a headache... so probably shouldn't be on my phone but the forums are great x | |||
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"Can I have some champagne please... something good Absolutely! How are you? in bed with a headache... so probably shouldn't be on my phone but the forums are great x" They certainly can be! Well welcome.
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"Get your drink and and booze you sexy fuckers.
Let's have a good night.
Don't ask what's behind the bar."What’s behind the bar ? | |||
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"Get your drink and and booze you sexy fuckers.
Let's have a good night.
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What’s behind the bar ? "Tell you what you can take a peak, and whatever you see will be what it is from.now on.  | |||
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"I have a rum and cola in front of me but please may I have another.... And keep them coming ... Please... " Take the bottle of and.rum mare and enjoy yourself!. | |||
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"I have a rum and cola in front of me but please may I have another.... And keep them coming ... Please... Take the bottle of and.rum mare and enjoy yourself!. " | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle." Coming right up! How are you? | |||
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"Double jameson neat " Can do that for you.
How is your Friday? | |||
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"I will have a cherry beer please, with a chocolate on the side if possible "Absolutely you can! How are you todayjuicy? | |||
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"Pumpkin Spiced Latte 🧋 for me please, so that I can use it to strip the mascara off my face." Well have some gin aswell to go with it.
How are you today my good sir? | |||
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"JD fire please...the whole bottle preferably "Well you know how I do things here so. Have the bottle, but I want a swig if that's OK. | |||
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"JD fire please...the whole bottle preferably
Well you know how I do things here so.
Have the bottle, but I want a swig if that's OK. "Happy to share | |||
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"JD fire please...the whole bottle preferably
Well you know how I do things here so.
Have the bottle, but I want a swig if that's OK.
Happy to share "Thank-you
I do hope you enjoy your weekend! | |||
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"I'll have a babycham 🍸" Only those of us of a certain age will get that one ⬆️ | |||
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"I'll have a babycham 🍸 Only those of us of a certain age will get that one ⬆️" Coming right up! How's your day going? | |||
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"I don’t drink alcohol, do you have anything no or low? I do everything
"Guinness zero please x | |||
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"I don’t drink alcohol, do you have anything no or low? I do everything
Guinness zero please x "Easy mate. :- Enjoy! | |||
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"I'll have a babycham 🍸 Coming right up! How's your day going?" Well when you've hit rock bottom the only way is up right? I'll have another when you're ready barman | |||
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"Can I have a Pina colada please? With a mini umbrella ☔ thanks Toots. And one for yourself xx" Absolutely! With the little umbrella.
I'll gladly take one thank you cheers ghoul. | |||
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"I'll have a babycham 🍸 Coming right up! How's your day going? Well when you've hit rock bottom the only way is up right? I'll have another when you're ready barman " True that, have a bottle if you like my good sir. Take it easy. | |||
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" Have a bottle if you like my good sir. Take it easy. "I shouldn't worry, those tiny little Babycham bottles don't hold much, it'll take a few more to get tipsy. | |||
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"I will have a cherry beer please, with a chocolate on the side if possible
Absolutely you can!
How are you todayjuicy? "Not bad thanks Toots. How are you? X | |||
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"I will have a cherry beer please, with a chocolate on the side if possible
Absolutely you can!
How are you todayjuicy?
Not bad thanks Toots. How are you? X"I'm tipsy very much so now. But I think I'm good.
And good to hear juicy good to hear. | |||
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" Have a bottle if you like my good sir. Take it easy.
I shouldn't worry, those tiny little Babycham bottles don't hold much, it'll take a few more to get tipsy. "meh we don't run out here, aslonf your not a dick the drinks will run for you. | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle." What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? " Quack might know? | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? Quack might know?" Summon the mighty Quack!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. Coming right up! How are you?" all good my man and you. | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? " basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. Coming right up! How are you? all good my man and you." Tipsy d*unk what's the difference.
I'm good. | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried" Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good" How many we talking? I'll get it ready. | |||
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"Double jameson neat " have you tried black barrel yet? | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready." May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready." make sure it's a Teelings single malt whiskey and Kahlua | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses?" I got. more then enough | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses?" who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. make sure it's a Teelings single malt whiskey and Kahlua" On it sir! | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there "I highly Ill advice that | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. make sure it's a Teelings single malt whiskey and Kahlua On it sir!" | |||
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I highly Ill advice that "don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles | |||
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" Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready." Not for me thanks, I don't think the Whiskey will sit well on top of the babycham 🤒 | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there
I highly Ill advice that don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles "Well ghoul can, I trust her, right ghoul? 🤔 | |||
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"Nice large super cold pinot and an ipa please barman "Coming right up! Feeling a little naughty this Friday? | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there
I highly Ill advice that don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles
Well ghoul can, I trust her, right ghoul? 🤔"Yeah I will behave so long as the perves don't get me | |||
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" Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. Not for me thanks, I don't think the Whiskey will sit well on top of the babycham 🤒" ohhh Jesus..no. Do ye guys still serve babysham? | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there
I highly Ill advice that don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles
Well ghoul can, I trust her, right ghoul? 🤔
Yeah I will behave so long as the perves don't get me"ok then well feel free to help yourself and come behind the bar. And don't tell people what's behind the bar ok? | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there
I highly Ill advice that don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles
Well ghoul can, I trust her, right ghoul? 🤔
Yeah I will behave so long as the perves don't get me
ok then well feel free to help yourself and come behind the bar.
And don't tell people what's behind the bar ok? "Deal 😘 | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there
I highly Ill advice that don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles
Well ghoul can, I trust her, right ghoul? 🤔
Yeah I will behave so long as the perves don't get me"we are on a round of Alaskan duck farts missus.behaving left the building.  | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there
I highly Ill advice that don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles
Well ghoul can, I trust her, right ghoul? 🤔
Yeah I will behave so long as the perves don't get me
ok then well feel free to help yourself and come behind the bar.
And don't tell people what's behind the bar ok?
Deal 😘"Good.😘 | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there
I highly Ill advice that don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles
Well ghoul can, I trust her, right ghoul? 🤔
Yeah I will behave so long as the perves don't get me we are on a round of Alaskan duck farts missus.behaving left the building. "Oh alright then 🤣😘 | |||
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"Ive got a taste for neat Vermouth (with ice) tonight. Ta. X" ohhh now you are talking.. make that 2 barkeep please. | |||
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"Ive got a taste for neat Vermouth (with ice) tonight. Ta. X" Coming right up!.enjoy my good sir. | |||
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I highly Ill advice that don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles
Well ghoul can, I trust her, right ghoul? 🤔
Yeah I will behave so long as the perves don't get me we are on a round of Alaskan duck farts missus.behaving left the building.
Oh alright then 🤣😘"lol, I mean we can try behave but I at least know I'm failing that task. | |||
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"Guinness please barkeep and I'll try and Alaskan Duck Fart while I wait on the settle. What's an Alaskan Duck Fart? basically a baby Guinness with a layer of whiskey on top..yet to be tried Ooh let's get a round in, sounds good How many we talking? I'll get it ready. May as well go 20? Got enough shot glasses? who needs shot glasses, lean over the bar there
I highly Ill advice that don't worry barkeep.safest hands in the village here.ill catch her if she stumbles
Well ghoul can, I trust her, right ghoul? 🤔
Yeah I will behave so long as the perves don't get me we are on a round of Alaskan duck farts missus.behaving left the building.
Oh alright then 🤣😘 lol, I mean we can try behave but I at least know I'm failing that task."I always behave | |||
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"Guinness 0.0 please - I'm off alcohol "ohhh sorry to hear your unwell man.hopefully the meds get you right soon. | |||
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"Double jameson neat " A Lady that appreciates a good Irish Drink 💚🤍🧡 | |||
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"please could i have a hot chocolate, with lots of cream and mini marshmallows? thank you! Px " Quack are you partaking in one of these duck arse shots? | |||
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"please could i have a hot chocolate, with lots of cream and mini marshmallows? thank you! Px " Of course you can Quack.
With all the cream and marshys. | |||
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"please could i have a hot chocolate, with lots of cream and mini marshmallows? thank you! Px " can I sit beside you and watch you drink that.i promise to behave | |||
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"Guinness 0.0 please - I'm off alcohol "On it sir! Enjoy your Guinness. | |||
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"please could i have a hot chocolate, with lots of cream and mini marshmallows? thank you! Px Quack are you partaking in one of these duck arse shots?" what duck arse shots?? Px | |||
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"please could i have a hot chocolate, with lots of cream and mini marshmallows? thank you! Px Quack are you partaking in one of these duck arse shots? what duck arse shots?? Px " Up there 👆👆👆 | |||
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"please could i have a hot chocolate, with lots of cream and mini marshmallows? thank you! Px can I sit beside you and watch you drink that.i promise to behave "🤔 | |||
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"Keeping it simple count. Pint of IPA please. I'll pull up a stool at the bar and watch the world go by "Shot? | |||
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"Keeping it simple count. Pint of IPA please. I'll pull up a stool at the bar and watch the world go by "Count you in got it! Enjoy mate. | |||
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"please could i have a hot chocolate, with lots of cream and mini marshmallows? thank you! Px Quack are you partaking in one of these duck arse shots? what duck arse shots?? Px Up there 👆👆👆"  aye im down.
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"please could i have a hot chocolate, with lots of cream and mini marshmallows? thank you! Px Quack are you partaking in one of these duck arse shots? what duck arse shots?? Px Up there 👆👆👆 aye im down.
love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px"Party 🤣 | |||
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"please could i have a hot chocolate, with lots of cream and mini marshmallows? thank you! Px Quack are you partaking in one of these duck arse shots? what duck arse shots?? Px Up there 👆👆👆 aye im down.
love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px"Well enjoy your shot Quack.
And welcome back to the bar. | |||
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"Just throw me the bottle after the week I’ve had - I don’t even drink!!" 2 bottle for you I heard! I'm sorry to hear that. | |||
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"Could I have a bottle of Guinness from the shelf and a Jameson please Go raibh maith agat 🍻🇮🇪" You bet you can How are you mate? | |||
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"Could I have a bottle of Guinness from the shelf and a Jameson please Go raibh maith agat 🍻🇮🇪 You bet you can How are you mate?" Slainte chara | |||
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
Party 🤣 did someone shout Party.."Shhhhh we will get thrown out 🤣 | |||
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
Party 🤣 did someone shout Party..
Shhhhh we will get thrown out 🤣"We have a party section go wild. Just don't forget me. | |||
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
Party 🤣 did someone shout Party..
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
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"Good evening count….the usual please and if there’s space to move I’ll be at the end of the bar 👍" This place is massive. The usual coming right up! Find a spot and chill. | |||
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"Nice large super cold pinot and an ipa please barman
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Feeling a little naughty this Friday? "Maybe maybe - let’s see how the drinks go down!! | |||
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"Just water with ice please because I'm a boring fucker and I don't want a hangover tomorrow " Worry about that on Sunday 🤣 | |||
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Maybe maybe - let’s see how the drinks go down!! "Well don't worry drink as much as you like. | |||
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
Party 🤣 did someone shout Party..
Shhhhh we will get thrown out 🤣 well is there a hotel nearby
Let me grab my coat "let me hold the door. Part gentleman like part wanna check out your arse as you strut on by | |||
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
Party 🤣 did someone shout Party..
Shhhhh we will get thrown out 🤣 well is there a hotel nearby
Let me grab my coat let me hold the door. Part gentleman like part wanna check out your arse as you strut on by "🤣🤣 Later folks | |||
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
Party 🤣 did someone shout Party..
Shhhhh we will get thrown out 🤣 well is there a hotel nearby
Let me grab my coat let me hold the door. Part gentleman like part wanna check out your arse as you strut on by "🤔 No outside stuff, in the bar please, I might be d*unk irl but we need some rules here.
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
Party 🤣 did someone shout Party..
Shhhhh we will get thrown out 🤣 well is there a hotel nearby
Let me grab my coat let me hold the door. Part gentleman like part wanna check out your arse as you strut on by
🤣🤣 Later folks "have a good night both of you 🤣 | |||
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This bar has plenty of space, ive got a nice balcony view if you want quite.
I'll bring the wine to you. "Oh - a balcony? I didn't realise there had been a remodel - make it a glass of fizz - celebrate your upgrades | |||
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This bar has plenty of space, ive got a nice balcony view if you want quite.
I'll bring the wine to you.
Oh - a balcony? I didn't realise there had been a remodel - make it a glass of fizz - celebrate your upgrades "Quite we've had it for awhile, it overlooks our very own fab lake. I've got the nothing but the best fizz so please enjoy. | |||
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This bar has plenty of space, ive got a nice balcony view if you want quite.
I'll bring the wine to you.
Oh - a balcony? I didn't realise there had been a remodel - make it a glass of fizz - celebrate your upgrades
Quite we've had it for awhile, it overlooks our very own fab lake.
I've got the nothing but the best fizz so please enjoy. " | |||
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"Man, this is a busy bar tonight- I'll hover near the toilets with a nice glass of red please
This bar has plenty of space, ive got a nice balcony view if you want quite.
I'll bring the wine to you.
Oh - a balcony? I didn't realise there had been a remodel - make it a glass of fizz - celebrate your upgrades
Quite we've had it for awhile, it overlooks our very own fab lake.
I've got the nothing but the best fizz so please enjoy.
"Honeslty I'm trying my hardest to be focused but im currently drinking malibu. | |||
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love me some shots.. be that alcoholic or back. Px
Party 🤣 did someone shout Party..
Shhhhh we will get thrown out 🤣 well is there a hotel nearby
Let me grab my coat let me hold the door. Part gentleman like part wanna check out your arse as you strut on by
🤣🤣 Later folks " | |||
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"Keeping it simple count. Pint of IPA please. I'll pull up a stool at the bar and watch the world go by
Shot?"Okay if you are buying  | |||
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"Keeping it simple count. Pint of IPA please. I'll pull up a stool at the bar and watch the world go by
Shot?
Okay if you are buying "There is no price here. | |||
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This bar has plenty of space, ive got a nice balcony view if you want quite.
I'll bring the wine to you.
Oh - a balcony? I didn't realise there had been a remodel - make it a glass of fizz - celebrate your upgrades
Quite we've had it for awhile, it overlooks our very own fab lake.
I've got the nothing but the best fizz so please enjoy.
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"Just popping back, got champagne left Toots? And two glasses?" Absolutely two glasses coming up. | |||
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This bar has plenty of space, ive got a nice balcony view if you want quite.
I'll bring the wine to you.
Oh - a balcony? I didn't realise there had been a remodel - make it a glass of fizz - celebrate your upgrades
Quite we've had it for awhile, it overlooks our very own fab lake.
I've got the nothing but the best fizz so please enjoy.
There’s a lake…how have I missed that..whose up for a moonlight dip 😁"I'm down but no touching, it's not 12 am yet. | |||
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"Man, this is a busy bar tonight- I'll hover near the toilets with a nice glass of red please
This bar has plenty of space, ive got a nice balcony view if you want quite.
I'll bring the wine to you.
Oh - a balcony? I didn't realise there had been a remodel - make it a glass of fizz - celebrate your upgrades
Quite we've had it for awhile, it overlooks our very own fab lake.
I've got the nothing but the best fizz so please enjoy.
There’s a lake…how have I missed that..whose up for a moonlight dip 😁 I'm down but no touching, it's not 12 am yet."I suspect that rule relates to the person doing the touching 😂 | |||
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This bar has plenty of space, ive got a nice balcony view if you want quite.
I'll bring the wine to you.
Oh - a balcony? I didn't realise there had been a remodel - make it a glass of fizz - celebrate your upgrades
Quite we've had it for awhile, it overlooks our very own fab lake.
I've got the nothing but the best fizz so please enjoy.
There’s a lake…how have I missed that..whose up for a moonlight dip 😁 I'm down but no touching, it's not 12 am yet.
I suspect that rule relates to the person doing the touching 😂 "😁 | |||
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"Ooh evening all... Dark n stormy for me please with a tequila chaser" Coming right up 😁 How are you? | |||
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"Ooh evening all... Dark n stormy for me please with a tequila chaser Coming right up 😁 How are you?" Thank you.. good here not too bad looking forward to getting out of these clothes... | |||
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"A raspberry gin Mr Tootus if I could please. Hope you've had a good day? J x" Coming right up.
It's been ok slightly boring it I'd ehst it is. | |||
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"A raspberry gin Mr Tootus if I could please. Hope you've had a good day? J x Coming right up.
It's been ok slightly boring it I'd ehst it is. "Thank you. Take one for yourself too. J x | |||
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"Popping back to the bar to order a baileys hot chocolate please, with all the toppings "And you will get that 😁 How are you juicy? | |||
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"Popping back to the bar to order a baileys hot chocolate please, with all the toppings
And you will get that 😁
How are you juicy?"Im good thanks Toots, just winding down x | |||
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"Popping back to the bar to order a baileys hot chocolate please, with all the toppings
And you will get that 😁
How are you juicy?
Im good thanks Toots, just winding down x"Good to here. thanks for coming by again! | |||
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"Sorry I’m new. Double vodka and and what ever busybusyghoul wants" Coming right up sir.how are you today? | |||
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"Can I have a night cap please with a dtop of brandy in. Thanks" of course you can! How are you birthday boy! | |||
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"Glass of Prosecco please "one lovely prosecco for minx. | |||
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"Sorry I’m new. Double vodka and and what ever busybusyghoul wants Coming right up sir.how are you today?" I’m doing well sir how’s you? | |||
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"Sorry I’m new. Double vodka and and what ever busybusyghoul wants" Thankyou, I might go a sambuca you know. Have been mixing the old drinks tonight though 🤪 | |||
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"Sorry I’m new. Double vodka and and what ever busybusyghoul wants Thankyou, I might go a sambuca you know. Have been mixing the old drinks tonight though 🤪" Feww I thought you where still on the champs then 😂 | |||
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"Hola can I have a coffee and a large bourbon please. " You bet you can
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"Sorry I’m new. Double vodka and and what ever busybusyghoul wants Coming right up sir.how are you today? I’m doing well sir how’s you?" Tipsy happy and relieved. | |||
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"Can I have a night cap please with a dtop of brandy in. Thanks of course you can! How are you birthday boy!" I am good, thank you. Very appreciative of the many messages and the lovely posts on my birthday thread. At the moment just contemplating life | |||
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"Glass of Prosecco please one lovely prosecco for minx. "Thank you | |||
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"I’ll have a Guinness Zero please mate" One Guinness for you
How are we, by the way the thread is nearly full people so thankyou. | |||
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"Glass of Prosecco please one lovely prosecco for minx.
Thank you "I got your name wrong but no worries. | |||
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