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By *exysoldier90 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Midlands

Come on then guys it's Friday and I'm bored in work. Let's hear your best messages you've sent on here that have actually worked

I'll go first the best one I used that worked was: nice legs, what time do they open?

A few hours later she was in my bed

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By *enk15Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham

“The world is gonna end unless we have sex right now!”

Went straight to a hotel room but I felt guilty so I faked a call from NASA to get out of it.

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By *artfordBlokeMan
9 weeks ago

Dartford

"Seeing you reminds me I need to get your photo, I'm writing my Christmas list and want to make sure santa gets the right one"

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Gloucestershire

Hi, i'd love to stick my shortbread finger into your lovely warm cup of Darjeeling

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Leeds

Your eyes are like spanner’s, Because every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.

Is that a mirror in your knickers, because I can definitely see myself in there.

The mr

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