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"I’m trying to work out why I’d even want that. Mediocre fuck because he can’t thrust, mediocre cunnilingus because of the angles…. All while he’s bent over like a freshly cooked shrimp 🍤 " Thanks for the comments but... Who said anything about not being able to thrust..thats incorrect, think you are confused about the angles... the clit sits exactly where it's needed.. you really just guessing.. What it's like though having never experienced. Made me laugh about the shrimp 🍤 good one | |||
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"I’m trying to work out why I’d even want that. Mediocre fuck because he can’t thrust, mediocre cunnilingus because of the angles…. All while he’s bent over like a freshly cooked shrimp 🍤 Thanks for the comments but... Who said anything about not being able to thrust..thats incorrect, think you are confused about the angles... the clit sits exactly where it's needed.. you really just guessing.. What it's like though having never experienced. Made me laugh about the shrimp 🍤 good one " My favourite bit of this is where you explain to a woman, where the clit is. | |||
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"Can't say I've shagged many contortionists." That's a word not heard in a while Can't be many of them on here, although have seen a few women talking about acro yoga on profiles so must be some on here | |||
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"I’m trying to work out why I’d even want that. Mediocre fuck because he can’t thrust, mediocre cunnilingus because of the angles…. All while he’s bent over like a freshly cooked shrimp 🍤 Thanks for the comments but... Who said anything about not being able to thrust..thats incorrect, think you are confused about the angles... the clit sits exactly where it's needed.. you really just guessing.. What it's like though having never experienced. Made me laugh about the shrimp 🍤 good one " Sooooo That told me nothing either. Just a “you’re wrong, this is where the clit is”. I have suggestion. Why don’t you get a giant teddy bear and upload a clothed video for us as an example. I shall now refer to this position as the shrimp. | |||
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"I feel like this could have been shorter. " fuknlik? | |||
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"I feel like this could have been shorter. fuknlik?" It works. | |||
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"I’m trying to work out why I’d even want that. Mediocre fuck because he can’t thrust, mediocre cunnilingus because of the angles…. All while he’s bent over like a freshly cooked shrimp 🍤 " Actually ‘lol’ to this. | |||
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"I’ve fucked a lady and licked another at the same time. Not the same one. One would have to bend one’s back at like 180 degrees or something. I don’t think it’s physically possible no matter how yoga flexible one is. Sorry, OP but….nice story, bro. As always, I’d eat my own helmet if photographic non AI evidence is seen. " Don't refer to self as a yoga Master but others that know me do, especially when lots of the positions.. You have to have started doing at four and done it all your life, that and trained by yoga master (did the above but was never trained by a yoga Master so early.. Was all just self exploration with body and movements, thanks for the comments | |||
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"Another one picturing a very awkward and unerotic shrimp situation. I’m Fairly sure this isn’t possible. And if it is - it really shouldn’t be. **10 points for oh so subtly inserting the “big cock” humble brag in amongst the yoga master fuckery. " Wouldn't have been asked to attend a bmfc event to show the brothers.. Ain't just BBC that's big ha actually used be a post right here in forum.. From one of the team  whom said when I opened the door in hotel I need a bigger box for my jack hammer haha and bunch of other stuff about nice to meet me.
Actually did make me laugh was told twice I'm a black brother trapped in a white man's body haha guess it's all down to being a big swinger haha
I've no need to plug I've a big cock.. It's been written about much on here in past and not by me
But thanks for the ten points... Plus yeah apparently am a yoga Master so get told a lot | |||
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"Another one picturing a very awkward and unerotic shrimp situation. I’m Fairly sure this isn’t possible. And if it is - it really shouldn’t be. **10 points for oh so subtly inserting the “big cock” humble brag in amongst the yoga master fuckery. Wouldn't have been asked to attend a bmfc event to show the brothers.. Ain't just BBC that's big ha actually used be a post right here in forum.. From one of the team whom said when I opened the door in hotel I need a bigger box for my jack hammer haha and bunch of other stuff about nice to meet me.
Actually did make me laugh was told twice I'm a black brother trapped in a white man's body haha guess it's all down to being a big swinger haha
I've no need to plug I've a big cock.. It's been written about much on here in past and not by me
But thanks for the ten points... Plus yeah apparently am a yoga Master so get told a lot "Swoon  | |||
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"Another one picturing a very awkward and unerotic shrimp situation. I’m Fairly sure this isn’t possible. And if it is - it really shouldn’t be. **10 points for oh so subtly inserting the “big cock” humble brag in amongst the yoga master fuckery. Wouldn't have been asked to attend a bmfc event to show the brothers.. Ain't just BBC that's big ha actually used be a post right here in forum.. From one of the team whom said when I opened the door in hotel I need a bigger box for my jack hammer haha and bunch of other stuff about nice to meet me.
Actually did make me laugh was told twice I'm a black brother trapped in a white man's body haha guess it's all down to being a big swinger haha
I've no need to plug I've a big cock.. It's been written about much on here in past and not by me
But thanks for the ten points... Plus yeah apparently am a yoga Master so get told a lot "British National Formulary for Children?!  | |||
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"Another one picturing a very awkward and unerotic shrimp situation. I’m Fairly sure this isn’t possible. And if it is - it really shouldn’t be. **10 points for oh so subtly inserting the “big cock” humble brag in amongst the yoga master fuckery. Wouldn't have been asked to attend a bmfc event to show the brothers.. Ain't just BBC that's big ha actually used be a post right here in forum.. From one of the team whom said when I opened the door in hotel I need a bigger box for my jack hammer haha and bunch of other stuff about nice to meet me.
Actually did make me laugh was told twice I'm a black brother trapped in a white man's body haha guess it's all down to being a big swinger haha
I've no need to plug I've a big cock.. It's been written about much on here in past and not by me
But thanks for the ten points... Plus yeah apparently am a yoga Master so get told a lot
British National Formulary for Children?! "You in medicine? Must be summit like that to know of. Had to look it up.. Wasn't sure wtf was talking about Not sure the connection.. Care to explain? | |||
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"Another one picturing a very awkward and unerotic shrimp situation. I’m Fairly sure this isn’t possible. And if it is - it really shouldn’t be. **10 points for oh so subtly inserting the “big cock” humble brag in amongst the yoga master fuckery. Wouldn't have been asked to attend a bmfc event to show the brothers.. Ain't just BBC that's big ha actually used be a post right here in forum.. From one of the team whom said when I opened the door in hotel I need a bigger box for my jack hammer haha and bunch of other stuff about nice to meet me.
Actually did make me laugh was told twice I'm a black brother trapped in a white man's body haha guess it's all down to being a big swinger haha
I've no need to plug I've a big cock.. It's been written about much on here in past and not by me
But thanks for the ten points... Plus yeah apparently am a yoga Master so get told a lot
British National Formulary for Children?!
You in medicine? Must be summit like that to know of. Had to look it up.. Wasn't sure wtf was talking about
Not sure the connection.. Care to explain? "You mentioned BMFC. That's the one I had heard of. I knew it wouldn't be that but I threw it in for a laugh | |||
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"Another one picturing a very awkward and unerotic shrimp situation. I’m Fairly sure this isn’t possible. And if it is - it really shouldn’t be. **10 points for oh so subtly inserting the “big cock” humble brag in amongst the yoga master fuckery. Wouldn't have been asked to attend a bmfc event to show the brothers.. Ain't just BBC that's big ha actually used be a post right here in forum.. From one of the team whom said when I opened the door in hotel I need a bigger box for my jack hammer haha and bunch of other stuff about nice to meet me.
Actually did make me laugh was told twice I'm a black brother trapped in a white man's body haha guess it's all down to being a big swinger haha
I've no need to plug I've a big cock.. It's been written about much on here in past and not by me
But thanks for the ten points... Plus yeah apparently am a yoga Master so get told a lot
British National Formulary for Children?!
You in medicine? Must be summit like that to know of. Had to look it up.. Wasn't sure wtf was talking about
Not sure the connection.. Care to explain?
You mentioned BMFC. That's the one I had heard of. I knew it wouldn't be that but I threw it in for a laugh"Tbf I didn't think it needed explaining. A blatantly obvious deliberate misunderstanding | |||
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"Can't be many.. Like sure when asked about five year's ago.. Was only one other... plus myself whom could. Am guessing be only a handful, if that of women who've even experienced a man flexible enough. Guess anyone into yoga could manage it, but helps having a big cock. Can anyone else fuck and lick clit the same time... with same person? (yes you read right.. Am talking about being inside a woman fuckin slowly while licking her clit) Any women on here experienced such? (Know least two on here... had fun self with back nine years ago, before left.. Although can't find them on here anymore.. Guess left like I'd done) " Too. Many. Words. 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Can't be many.. Like sure when asked about five year's ago.. Was only one other... plus myself whom could. Am guessing be only a handful, if that of women who've even experienced a man flexible enough. Guess anyone into yoga could manage it, but helps having a big cock. Can anyone else fuck and lick clit the same time... with same person? (yes you read right.. Am talking about being inside a woman fuckin slowly while licking her clit) Any women on here experienced such? (Know least two on here... had fun self with back nine years ago, before left.. Although can't find them on here anymore.. Guess left like I'd done) Too. Many. Words. 🤷♂️" And not enough of the correct ones | |||
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"I feel this is a backhanded way of saying the OP could suck their own cock. "Why backhanded. Bet you be trying tonight | |||
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"I feel this is a backhanded way of saying the OP could suck their own cock.
Why backhanded.
Bet you be trying tonight "I struggle bending over to put my shoes on these days | |||
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"I feel this is a backhanded way of saying the OP could suck their own cock.
Why backhanded.
Bet you be trying tonight
I struggle bending over to put my shoes on these days "Sounds like someone needs buy you a shoe 👟 📯 horn Long ones best easy then.. Am 6ft 3 so long way down 😂 Shoe horns great and easy Actually picked up a nice brass one the other week while browsing a charity shop | |||
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"I feel this is a backhanded way of saying the OP could suck their own cock. "I think you hit the nail on the head. | |||
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"When a man tells a women where the clit is.... " Can’t keep his mind on nothing else He’ll trade the world For the good thing he’s found | |||
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"When a man tells a women where the clit is.... Can’t keep his mind on nothing else He’ll trade the world For the good thing he’s found" 😂😂😂 | |||
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"When a man tells a women where the clit is.... Can’t keep his mind on nothing else He’ll trade the world For the good thing he’s found This entire thread has had me Laughing out loud - well done guys for making my Saturday morning start off great xx 🤣🤣🤣"  | |||
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"I think it's bullshit, there is no way it could happen. " It can and does with a few. If the guy /or trans can self suck bending over they can usually lick the cunt as well Though it looks awful and wrecks your spine with a c curve / pivot. | |||
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 I can't imagine many women would enjoy watching a man, grunt and strain his way into folding like a pretzel, for some mediocre, low effort pleasure? | |||
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"I’m trying to work out why I’d even want that. Mediocre fuck because he can’t thrust, mediocre cunnilingus because of the angles…. All while he’s bent over like a freshly cooked shrimp 🍤 Thanks for the comments but... Who said anything about not being able to thrust..thats incorrect, think you are confused about the angles... the clit sits exactly where it's needed.. you really just guessing.. What it's like though having never experienced. Made me laugh about the shrimp 🍤 good one My favourite bit of this is where you explain to a woman, where the clit is. " I find this level of comeback sexy as hell! Call me 😉 | |||
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"I think it's bullshit, there is no way it could happen. It can and does with a few. If the guy /or trans can self suck bending over they can usually lick the cunt as well Though it looks awful and wrecks your spine with a c curve / pivot. " You right, although don't wreck spine, but then need to stretch it out afterwards.. Hanging is good. Thanks for the comment. Least someone with intelligence..knows its possible. | |||
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"What the hell man I can't imagine many women would enjoy watching a man, grunt and strain his way into folding like a pretzel, for some mediocre, low effort pleasure?"Obviously... you know so little about the human body and it's capabilities, or was you talking about your own experiences... You look like a gunter | |||
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