FabSwingers.com forum: Describe a comic-book badly...

By *cottishVikingBear OP Man
4 weeks ago

N. London

This weekend is MCM ComicCon, so let's have some fun. The idea is to describe the plot/characters/premise of a comic book badly, by referring to events in a weird way.

So as an example:

"Photographer takes up parkour"

would obviously be Spider-Man.

Got it?

I'll post a few below, feel free to add your own or take guesses...

1. New Yorker gets roid rage, punches foreigners and takes a nap.

2. Paranoid billionaire gets really angry at illegal immigrant.

3. Rock collector punches wizard in the face.

And a hard one...

4. Drug-addled chick into bestiality helps people by offering them a drink.