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"Usual for me young man, baileys n ice" Good choice, could do with one of those myself | |||
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"Water please. I want to stay in control and don’t need alcohol to boost my ego. " Absolutely mate only the finest water for you sir. | |||
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"Water please. I want to stay in control and don’t need alcohol to boost my ego. Absolutely mate only the finest water for you sir." You may as well some ice and a single malt too. | |||
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"Good day to open the bar up I think.
Come chat grab a drink and maybe make some new friends
Ps don't ask where the alcohol comes from, it's a secret. "Never do ask. All we ask is that you serve holiday measures. We'll take two spiced rum and please  | |||
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"Good day to open the bar up I think.
Come chat grab a drink and maybe make some new friends
Ps don't ask where the alcohol comes from, it's a secret. "Anything that can restore some MP? Ran into some goblins outside. | |||
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"Water please. I want to stay in control and don’t need alcohol to boost my ego. Absolutely mate only the finest water for you sir. You may as well some ice and a single malt too. " Of.course, little drop of malt. | |||
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"Good day to open the bar up I think.
Come chat grab a drink and maybe make some new friends
Ps don't ask where the alcohol comes from, it's a secret.
Anything that can restore some MP? Ran into some goblins outside."shhhhhh don't give away the secret of the bar. Of course one amazing dnd definitely not from a certain plane, mp restoring drink. | |||
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"Good evening count…a coffee for me if that’s possible…I’ll be at the end of bar watching the world go by 👍" it is indeed! Your in luck this one is infused with some quality beans! | |||
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"An Aunt Roberta pls. Thank you" Coming. Right. Up. | |||
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"Good evening count…a coffee for me if that’s possible…I’ll be at the end of bar watching the world go by 👍it is indeed! Your in luck this one is infused with some quality beans!" Grand job…it been a long day…and to top it off goblins outside to wade my way through 🪓🗡️ | |||
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"Good evening count…a coffee for me if that’s possible…I’ll be at the end of bar watching the world go by 👍it is indeed! Your in luck this one is infused with some quality beans! Grand job…it been a long day…and to top it off goblins outside to wade my way through 🪓🗡️"  *looks behind the bar* | |||
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"May I have a baby Guinness please" You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today? | |||
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"May I have a baby Guinness please You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?"I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing? | |||
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"May I have a baby Guinness please You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?"I'm good!!!!!! Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do! | |||
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"May I have a baby Guinness please You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?
I'm good!!!!!!
Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do!"It's tough but we have to be thankful we have family around us | |||
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"May I have a baby Guinness please You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?
I'm good!!!!!!
Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do!
It's tough but we have to be thankful we have family around us"Indeed and your rigjt. | |||
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"May I have a baby Guinness please You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?
I'm good!!!!!!
Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do!
It's tough but we have to be thankful we have family around us
Indeed and your rigjt."Keep your head up | |||
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"May I have a baby Guinness please You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?
I'm good!!!!!!
Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do!
It's tough but we have to be thankful we have family around us
Indeed and your rigjt.
Keep your head up "You too vixen
And as always thanks for visiting. | |||
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"I'm popping in to say Hi. " Thanks hope your well! | |||
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"An Aunt Roberta pls. Thank you Coming. Right. Up. "Ready for another please. No measures. Pour from the bottles  | |||
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"An Aunt Roberta pls. Thank you Coming. Right. Up.
Ready for another please. No measures. Pour from the bottles "Take the bottle mate, go at your own pace! | |||
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"Citra IPA please." Coming up!! Howa are you today? | |||
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"Good choice. Are we talking Black Country Brewery? " They do a really good one. I also like Oakwood Citra, but many wonder choices about. | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare." This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content. | |||
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"I'm popping in to say Hi. Thanks hope your well!" I'm here. | |||
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"Stuck in work on a long night shift. How are you?" Sorry to hear tharN I'm okay just relaxing and waiting for my first shift on Monday! | |||
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"I'm popping in to say Hi. Thanks hope your well! I'm here. " would you like anything? | |||
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"I'm popping in to say Hi. " Hello, care to join me for am Aunt Roberta? | |||
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"A week to Halloween... I'll have a Bloody Mary, please CT. And hold the Mary (how else are you going to bleed her)... 🧛🏼♀️" Coming right up.
Enjoy!!! | |||
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"A week to Halloween... I'll have a Bloody Mary, please CT. And hold the Mary (how else are you going to bleed her)... 🧛🏼♀️ Coming right up.
Enjoy!!!"Yum yum. I like it when they squirm... | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content. "Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution. | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution." thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on. | |||
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"I'm popping in to say Hi. Hello, care to join me for am Aunt Roberta? "Erm.... 🤔 | |||
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"A week to Halloween... I'll have a Bloody Mary, please CT. And hold the Mary (how else are you going to bleed her)... 🧛🏼♀️ Coming right up.
Enjoy!!!
Yum yum. I like it when they squirm... "You could attempt projectiles, to get the Mary bloody, but you'd have to be quick with the glass? | |||
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"I'm popping in to say Hi. Thanks hope your well! I'm here. would you like anything? "No, but thanks for asking. | |||
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"I'm popping in to say Hi. Hello, care to join me for am Aunt Roberta?
Erm....
🤔" it's the drink I am drinking tonight. Very potent | |||
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"I'm popping in to say Hi. Thanks hope your well! I'm here. would you like anything?
No, but thanks for asking. "Anytime i hope your ok! And thanks for popping by. | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on. "I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that."🤣 no fucking way ain't no fucking way you got a 20!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that."I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences. Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there?"you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20. | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20.
"My dice aren't weighted. Swear. | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20.
My dice aren't weighted. Swear."I'm rolling an actual die irl btw, I ain't bullshitting. | |||
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"I've downed most of a bottle of red wine this evening but wishing it was a spiced rum and " you can have an toots bar spiced rum.
I wish i had spiced rum too. 😞 | |||
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"Good choice. Are we talking Black Country Brewery? " Is bar an authorised location to get a stamp towards the Black Country Ales T-shirt challenge? | |||
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"Tootus! I’m finally home. I’m after a nice cold pint of peroni please 🍺 Mrs TMN x" Absolutely And welcome.back!!!! How was your day? | |||
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"Tootus! I’m finally home. I’m after a nice cold pint of peroni please 🍺 Mrs TMN x Absolutely And welcome.back!!!! How was your day? "Full on, enjoying a wee sit now | |||
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"Tootus! I’m finally home. I’m after a nice cold pint of peroni please 🍺 Mrs TMN x Absolutely And welcome.back!!!! How was your day?
Full on, enjoying a wee sit now "Hell yeah! I'll admit it's been a fun solo day, that's a first for me Enjky your sit and welcome back. | |||
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"Tootus! I’m finally home. I’m after a nice cold pint of peroni please 🍺 Mrs TMN x Absolutely And welcome.back!!!! How was your day?
Full on, enjoying a wee sit now
Hell yeah!
I'll admit it's been a fun solo day, that's a first for me
Enjky your sit and welcome back.
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"Not long finished work. Definitely need something cold and fizzy" 🤔 Gimme options mate! | |||
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" 🤔 Gimme options mate! Wouldn’t say no to a 1664  "Coming right up! Wanna take an investigation check to see what's behind my bar? | |||
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" Coming right up! Wanna take an investigation check to see what's behind my bar?" I’ll have a look at the spirit options for later | |||
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"I'll buy everybody a jager- bomb none for me thanks I'm on the wagon" You can have one that tastes like it. | |||
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" Coming right up! Wanna take an investigation check to see what's behind my bar? I’ll have a look at the spirit options for later" 🤣 So im going to roll a dice 20 sides, you get over 15 i tell you what's behind it. | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20.
My dice aren't weighted. Swear.
I'm rolling an actual die irl btw, I ain't bullshitting."Apologies. The hobbits turned up without the trinket and half baked on herb. Swaped it for 3 babies, the numts. | |||
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"Il have a pint of water please. Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini. I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better. Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20.
My dice aren't weighted. Swear.
I'm rolling an actual die irl btw, I ain't bullshitting.
Apologies. The hobbits turned up without the trinket and half baked on herb. Swaped it for 3 babies, the numts. "So this is what happened. I rolled for you And no kidding you got a 20 🤣 | |||
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