FabSwingers.com forum: I’m going to IKEA tonight

By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

Who needs owt?

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

I hear the meatballs are good

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

Meatballs for you, right, ok. Let me grab a paper and pen…

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

They are and the potato pancakes you can get in the grocery section

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

"They are and the potato pancakes you can get in the grocery section"

You are inspiring me

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By *iss KinkWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

Meatballs and the gravy

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By *randMrsPCouple
4 weeks ago

Nr Salisbury

"They are and the potato pancakes you can get in the grocery section"

So good with a fry up

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By *elix SightedMan
4 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Dime cheesecake please.

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

So that's:

One meatballs

One meatballs with gravy

Dime cheesecake

Did you want those pancake potato things for your fry up or you still thinking about it?

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By *inxy777Woman
4 weeks ago

essex

Easiest way to get to bed room furniture please.

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Easiest way to get to bed room furniture please.

Oh ‘eck… erm… I can show you to my bedroom if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"Who needs owt? "

Wish i could go, im so bored

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
4 weeks ago

Darlington

I need a new bed, got my wardrobe from IKEA

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

Please may I have a hotdog?

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Please may I have a hotdog?"

Yes, and I promise it will be a sausage in a roll, not my sausage in a roll…

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By *arla SwingerWoman
4 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'll take an ice cream

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

I need some storage for my special toys

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By *eedyBBWWoman
4 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

I need some more of their dill sauce please.

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By *ou only live onceMan
4 weeks ago

London

I don't need anything, but sending you much sympathy at this difficult time.

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
4 weeks ago

newmarket

I dont need anything but wondered if you could take back all the leftover screws etc from my last purchase ??? Im sure they are not important !!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
4 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Their items sometimes have peculiar names like ‘snotpool’ or ‘gruntfok’

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

"Please may I have a hotdog?

Yes, and I promise it will be a sausage in a roll, not my sausage in a roll… "

Oh.

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Please may I have a hotdog?

Yes, and I promise it will be a sausage in a roll, not my sausage in a roll…

Oh. "

You sound disappointed?

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

Right, I’m ‘ere. Whats the last orders?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

A flykndykn and a hotdog please

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"A flykndykn and a hotdog please "

Right, got it, I’ll drop it off now.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

2 lint rollers

3 bags of tea lights

4 packs serviettes

5 sofa throws

6 scatter cushions

7 jars of lingonberry

8 dime bar cakes

9 packs of waffles

10 tins of biscuits

11 billy books case shelves

12 picture frames

Please

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"2 lint rollers

3 bags of tea lights

4 packs serviettes

5 sofa throws

6 scatter cushions

7 jars of lingonberry

8 dime bar cakes

9 packs of waffles

10 tins of biscuits

11 billy books case shelves

12 picture frames

Please

FIVE GOLD RINGS!!

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Big picture frame for 1000 piece jigsaw please

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

"2 lint rollers

3 bags of tea lights

4 packs serviettes

5 sofa throws

6 scatter cushions

7 jars of lingonberry

8 dime bar cakes

9 packs of waffles

10 tins of biscuits

11 billy books case shelves

12 picture frames

Please

FIVE GOLD RINGS!! "

Heehee you got it! Is it festive there yet?

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By *8on33Man
4 weeks ago

winfrith

get me a flat flatpack will you .

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town

A Billy bookcase.. I've always wanted one. Oh and a poang chair

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"A flykndykn and a hotdog please "

I got you a double hotdog, thought you’d appreciate that

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By *eardedguy800Man
4 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Do they still have Mr Whippy style ice cream in the cafe?

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

Right I’ve left now, so no more requests you can all pick up from mine, tomorrow.

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By *imples24Man
4 weeks ago

tamworth

Bag for life

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By *sWyldWoman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I always need another Kallax unit

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By *oppabear82Man
4 weeks ago

near you

Good luck!!

Spent £300 there on Tuesday. Only went for one book shelf. Fuuk!!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

Markfield

"A flykndykn and a hotdog please

I got you a double hotdog, thought you’d appreciate that "

Is it a trick?

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By *oppabear82Man
4 weeks ago

near you

"A flykndykn and a hotdog please

I got you a double hotdog, thought you’d appreciate that

Is it a trick?"

Nope they do 2 in a bun now. They are quite nice and filling.

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By *NormalMan01 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"A flykndykn and a hotdog please

I got you a double hotdog, thought you’d appreciate that

Is it a trick?"

No trick! It was lush and loaded with fried onion and gherkin. Would recommend.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central

I'd like some of their rechargeable batteries please AA and AAA

I'm out of touch with when it's quiet to go as I don't fancy the Warrington one this weekend

. Wednesbury always seems to have traffic queues when I'm in the area.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
4 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I must be the only person in the world who has never been to one. I really must!

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
4 weeks ago

louth

Just get me loads of stuff I dont need and didn’t want and spend about £150.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Can you find out if the Urmstrollacunt has arrived ( I want one in black ) Then ask about the Fridolasstwwaats in pink.

xxxx thanks

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

"I need a new bed, got my wardrobe from IKEA "

The beds are weird sizes. Won't fit your existing bedding.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

"I must be the only person in the world who has never been to one. I really must!"

They were my dads idea of hell.

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
4 weeks ago

walsall

I'm out of touch with when it's quiet to go as I don't fancy the Warrington one this weekend

. Wednesbury always seems to have traffic queues when I'm in the area. "

Opens at 9 Saturday mornings quiet if you get there for opening time

Know exactly what you want click and collect tent on the carpark save you going in

Know what you want not clicked it go in turn right go straight to the warehouse (having checked the aisle and shelf numbers beforehand)

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By *enegadeMMan
4 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Love ikea …. Being a rebel and not following the arrows … then getting lost en route to the meatballs

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By *onmar02Couple (MM)
4 weeks ago

Bargoed

Can I have some tealights please and a catalogue.

Thanks

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