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If you could change or implement one thing into a swingers club ✨️

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Good evening you wonderful bunch ✨️

Question:

If you could change or implement one thing in a swingers club what would it be ???

Can be as mundane or elaborate as you wish 💕

Let's create the perfect club ✨️

S xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

A huge board with headshots on, of everybody who has ever made it on to page 1 of the hottest pictures.

Do let me know once this has been milked enough.

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere

Flooring where I wouldn't feel the need to wear shoes at all times

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By *antasdeerideMan
9 weeks ago

winfrith


"Good evening you wonderful bunch ✨️

Question:

If you could change or implement one thing in a swingers club what would it be ???

Can be as mundane or elaborate as you wish 💕

Let's create the perfect club ✨️

S xxx

"

Cash back rewards .

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By *ceKweenWoman
9 weeks ago

Bolton

Why are they so dark?

Understand mood and setting within the playrooms but not needed in the bar/social areas

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"A huge board with headshots on, of everybody who has ever made it on to page 1 of the hottest pictures.

Do let me know once this has been milked enough. "

Pahahaha never enough- milk away

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Flooring where I wouldn't feel the need to wear shoes at all times "

100%

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Good evening you wonderful bunch ✨️

Question:

If you could change or implement one thing in a swingers club what would it be ???

Can be as mundane or elaborate as you wish 💕

Let's create the perfect club ✨️

S xxx

Cash back rewards ."

Like a club card - would you scan and shop as you enter too 😉

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By *andK78Couple
9 weeks ago

Newport

Gloryhole, just the one hole so they can't peak.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Most clubs I've been to whilst varied have all been OK.

The only thing I'd love is for a couples room to be just that. The number of single guys ignoring boundaries (and by that I mean the door itself AND personal ones) at some clubs is ridiculous.

Staff do their best but can't be everywhere all the time. 🤷‍♂️

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Why are they so dark?

Understand mood and setting within the playrooms but not needed in the bar/social areas "

Get this - like some mood lighting but also like to see who I'm talking to

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

A lifetime ban on wonko

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
9 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Free admission for single men over 6ft 3 inches! (& Before anyone says it, in height! )

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
9 weeks ago

out in the sticks


"Most clubs I've been to whilst varied have all been OK.

The only thing I'd love is for a couples room to be just that. The number of single guys ignoring boundaries (and by that I mean the door itself AND personal ones) at some clubs is ridiculous.

Staff do their best but can't be everywhere all the time. 🤷‍♂️"

Club I went to the issue was men from couples being the major problem!

This lead to all unaccompanied guys not being allowed past the door.

I , and many others haven't been back since. This and some other issues has affected the clubs attendance figures

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Most clubs I've been to whilst varied have all been OK.

The only thing I'd love is for a couples room to be just that. The number of single guys ignoring boundaries (and by that I mean the door itself AND personal ones) at some clubs is ridiculous.

Staff do their best but can't be everywhere all the time. 🤷‍♂️"

Unfortunately does happen quite a lot 😞

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

A soft play area

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

That they take and make note of personal details of everyone that comes in and that everyone has to sign a form agreeing that they understand consent before entering.

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"A soft play area

"

Do you mean like a slide and a ball pool or as in people who only soft play ?

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By *usurrusCouple
9 weeks ago

North West.

More cups of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Good evening you wonderful bunch ✨️

Question:

If you could change or implement one thing in a swingers club what would it be ???

Can be as mundane or elaborate as you wish 💕

Let's create the perfect club ✨️

S xxx

"

Have an actual swing. Some clubs don't even have one. Maybe a chute too and a pool table.

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"That they take and make note of personal details of everyone that comes in and that everyone has to sign a form agreeing that they understand consent before entering. "

Now this I like ✨️ Must admit any club we've been to takes note of personal details however a little time taken to ensure everyone understand consent would be fabulous ✨️

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By *udandBryanCouple
9 weeks ago

Boston

Music for our generation! We hate the incessant r&b that so many clubs play.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

A better queuing system outside playrooms to prevent excitable males bumping into you from behind with an, er, cucumber in their pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

A taser for when people invade your personal space.

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By *erryGoldMan
9 weeks ago

Redditch

Blindfolds could be interesting

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Music for our generation! We hate the incessant r&b that so many clubs play. "

I'd love the ability to Play your own Playlist in private rooms 🎶✨️🎶✨️🎶✨️🎶

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By *erryGoldMan
9 weeks ago

Redditch


"Gloryhole, just the one hole so they can't peak. "

I'd love to try one

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By *eedyBBWWoman
9 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Wipeable beds, still too many clubs using mattresses and bedsheets!

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Wipeable beds, still too many clubs using mattresses and bedsheets! "

Not yet come across a club that doesn't have wipeable beds - maybe it's different up north 😉

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By *eedyBBWWoman
9 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"Wipeable beds, still too many clubs using mattresses and bedsheets!

Not yet come across a club that doesn't have wipeable beds - maybe it's different up north 😉"

I'll have to venture up there then!

Sadly my favourite club still has old style beds, it's the only thing that lets the place down.

That being said wearing stockings and trying to ride a guy on a wipeable bed is mighty hard I found!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
9 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"A taser for when people invade your personal space. "

This is perfect

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
9 weeks ago

Reading

Free soft drinks

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
9 weeks ago

Reading


"Wipeable beds, still too many clubs using mattresses and bedsheets!

Not yet come across a club that doesn't have wipeable beds - maybe it's different up north 😉"

Same

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By *eachesandcream69Couple
9 weeks ago

Warks


"Most clubs I've been to whilst varied have all been OK.

The only thing I'd love is for a couples room to be just that. The number of single guys ignoring boundaries (and by that I mean the door itself AND personal ones) at some clubs is ridiculous.

Staff do their best but can't be everywhere all the time. 🤷‍♂️"

We have never encountered this at Chameleons Darlaston. Closest we've seen is a single guy watching from the doorway, which is not a problem and also never had anyone ignore a polite no thanks and they pretty much always ask before touching.

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By *azzle99Woman
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Submissive butlers who appear at the exact moment you need a drink of water, some wipes or even a fan! Those rooms do get HOT 🥵

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Wipeable beds, still too many clubs using mattresses and bedsheets!

Not yet come across a club that doesn't have wipeable beds - maybe it's different up north 😉

I'll have to venture up there then!

Sadly my favourite club still has old style beds, it's the only thing that lets the place down.

That being said wearing stockings and trying to ride a guy on a wipeable bed is mighty hard I found!"

You're so right- slipping knees does not make for amazing riding skills 😋 xxx

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Most clubs I've been to whilst varied have all been OK.

The only thing I'd love is for a couples room to be just that. The number of single guys ignoring boundaries (and by that I mean the door itself AND personal ones) at some clubs is ridiculous.

Staff do their best but can't be everywhere all the time. 🤷‍♂️

We have never encountered this at Chameleons Darlaston. Closest we've seen is a single guy watching from the doorway, which is not a problem and also never had anyone ignore a polite no thanks and they pretty much always ask before touching. "

There were a few incidents in the couples room on Sunday. And the round room was that bad plenty of couples left soon after entering. 🤷‍♂️

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
9 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Most clubs I've been to whilst varied have all been OK.

The only thing I'd love is for a couples room to be just that. The number of single guys ignoring boundaries (and by that I mean the door itself AND personal ones) at some clubs is ridiculous.

Staff do their best but can't be everywhere all the time. 🤷‍♂️

We have never encountered this at Chameleons Darlaston. Closest we've seen is a single guy watching from the doorway, which is not a problem and also never had anyone ignore a polite no thanks and they pretty much always ask before touching.

There were a few incidents in the couples room on Sunday. And the round room was that bad plenty of couples left soon after entering. 🤷‍♂️"

Such a shame 😞

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By *antasdeerideMan
9 weeks ago

winfrith


"Good evening you wonderful bunch ✨️

Question:

If you could change or implement one thing in a swingers club what would it be ???

Can be as mundane or elaborate as you wish 💕

Let's create the perfect club ✨️

S xxx

Cash back rewards .

Like a club card - would you scan and shop as you enter too 😉"

To keep you cumming, every three visits you get a free entry and after 6 entries you've reached the prestigious shagger of the month title and you also get a free hands free dildo of your choice .

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By *illy IdolMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands

More events for non members

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By *oupleSeducedCouple
9 weeks ago

Canterbury/Greenwich

All clubs should have proper dark rooms

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By *osey WalesMan
9 weeks ago

Surrey


"Wipeable beds, still too many clubs using mattresses and bedsheets!

Not yet come across a club that doesn't have wipeable beds - maybe it's different up north 😉"

I was going to say the same thing but clubs in the south !.

Really curious to know which club has still got mattreses and sheets !

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By *osey WalesMan
9 weeks ago

Surrey

Neon strip lighting on the floor which winds its way throughout the entire club for the wanking dead to follow on a constant loop

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

A swim-up bar

No jangling keys, electronic wristbands.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Neon strip lighting on the floor which winds its way throughout the entire club for the wanking dead to follow on a constant loop"

Like a spunky Scalextric

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
9 weeks ago

Caerphilly

Better /more showers and toilets

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By *iverstMan
9 weeks ago

Rossendale


"Free admission for single men over 6ft 3 inches! (& Before anyone says it, in height! )"

That sounds like a plan

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By *nobyMan
9 weeks ago

Dorchester

Hahaha!

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By *nnCeeWoman
9 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Neon strip lighting on the floor which winds its way throughout the entire club for the wanking dead to follow on a constant loop

Like a spunky Scalextric "

Or a conveyor belt, like at Yo! Sushi

They could just go round and round, until such time as you saw one you actually wanted, and call one off...

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