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The church of Adonitology. Would you consider converting?

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By *anted by Night OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Shangri-La

Adonitology is a religions that have surfaced in the 21st century. When King Adonis I launched the religion in 2009, it made headlines for its controversial belief that women with curves and butts are a reflection of the Holy Spirit. The launch was an instant success, and it has amassed millions of followers to date. A follower of this religion is called an adonitologist. There are more than 20 million adonitologists worldwide. They have a legit dance known as twerking, which is performed during the praise sessions. The adonitologists believe this dance is a pressure reliever and a strain of positivity for curvy women.

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By *illy IdolMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands

As a very strict Catholic, what are the benefits of converting?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
4 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Convert??

I doubt I could spell it.

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By *anted by Night OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Shangri-La


"As a very strict Catholic, what are the benefits of converting?"

Happiness and enlightenment

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
4 weeks ago

Stoke

To me, all religion is complete bollocks!

Mr F.

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By *illy IdolMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"As a very strict Catholic, what are the benefits of converting?

Happiness and enlightenment "

Matthew 26:41: “Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.” Jesus' words remind us to stay vigilant and prayerful to resist the lure of temptation.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
4 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I'm more of a pervert than a convert

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

And in this religion what happens to the ladies who aren’t curvy? They’re somehow lesser because they’ve not got the Holy Spirit?

Urgh

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
4 weeks ago

chichester


"And in this religion what happens to the ladies who aren’t curvy? They’re somehow lesser because they’ve not got the Holy Spirit?

Urgh "

Life isn’t equal

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