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"This is my biggest achievement to date, and I once saved a man from being eaten by a bear, whilst I was helping 13 orphans to safety, from an erupting volcano… in a war zone, with only shorts and flip flops on. I’ve made it, mum. " Well done OP. You keep doing you, because I like seeing you doing you whilst others might be doing the don't you dare be you because I'm struggling to do me part of their doings. | |||
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"This is my biggest achievement to date, and I once saved a man from being eaten by a bear, whilst I was helping 13 orphans to safety, from an erupting volcano… in a war zone, with only shorts and flip flops on. I’ve made it, mum. Well done OP. You keep doing you, because I like seeing you doing you whilst others might be doing the don't you dare be you because I'm struggling to do me part of their doings. " I truly appreciate your kind words. | |||
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"Have you ever rescued a kitten from a tree though......🤔" Found a pussy in a bush once? | |||
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"This is my biggest achievement to date, and I once saved a man from being eaten by a bear, whilst I was helping 13 orphans to safety, from an erupting volcano… in a war zone, with only shorts and flip flops on. I’ve made it, mum. Well done OP. You keep doing you, because I like seeing you doing you whilst others might be doing the don't you dare be you because I'm struggling to do me part of their doings. I truly appreciate your kind words. " You're very welcome. Page 4 is a big FAB presence, and an awful lot of FAB users have nothing to do with Lounge but will see you there. So there's every good reason for you to get the most out of all aspects of the site. | |||
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"You've not made it in the world until the day your Nan agrees and tells you! You know that right? " They’re both dead… Goddammit. | |||
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"Which pic so we can all fab it and get you to page 1" Surely this is cheating?! (My profile picture 🤫) | |||
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"Congratulations, OP. Good looking guy so it's no surprise Fab is recognising it in such numbers. I realise I've probably made you gay, or at least bisexual, with that compliment, for which I apologise." I’ll update my profile as necessary. | |||
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"You've not made it in the world until the day your Nan agrees and tells you! You know that right? They’re both dead… Goddammit. " Borrow one from the local care home, they love a free day out and can get you discount in the pubs at lunch time! | |||
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"Which pic so we can all fab it and get you to page 1 Surely this is cheating?! (My profile picture 🤫)" 🤫 just don’t tell the rest of fab and it’ll be fine | |||
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"You've not made it in the world until the day your Nan agrees and tells you! You know that right? They’re both dead… Goddammit. Borrow one from the local care home, they love a free day out and can get you discount in the pubs at lunch time! " Fucking hell, Boo. Leave the old fellas alone. They don't want to play Hungry Hippos just so you can get a free lunch! | |||
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"You've not made it in the world until the day your Nan agrees and tells you! You know that right? They’re both dead… Goddammit. Borrow one from the local care home, they love a free day out and can get you discount in the pubs at lunch time! Fucking hell, Boo. Leave the old fellas alone. They don't want to play Hungry Hippos just so you can get a free lunch! " (Actually, they probably do!) | |||
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"You've not made it in the world until the day your Nan agrees and tells you! You know that right? They’re both dead… Goddammit. Borrow one from the local care home, they love a free day out and can get you discount in the pubs at lunch time! " I do love a good discount on my grub! | |||
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"You've not made it in the world until the day your Nan agrees and tells you! You know that right? They’re both dead… Goddammit. Borrow one from the local care home, they love a free day out and can get you discount in the pubs at lunch time! Fucking hell, Boo. Leave the old fellas alone. They don't want to play Hungry Hippos just so you can get a free lunch! " What about you then? I'll even drive you home after lunch. | |||
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"You've not made it in the world until the day your Nan agrees and tells you! You know that right? They’re both dead… Goddammit. Borrow one from the local care home, they love a free day out and can get you discount in the pubs at lunch time! Fucking hell, Boo. Leave the old fellas alone. They don't want to play Hungry Hippos just so you can get a free lunch! What about you then? I'll even drive you home after lunch. " I'd let you take me home, Boo! | |||
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"This makes me happy. Not sure yet why, but it does." Me too!!! I think mainly because it fills me will confidence and that there’s a chance I’m handsome enough to not have to die alone and be eaten by stray cats that get in through an open window. | |||
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"I've given it a Fab too but (on the back of the unpopular thread) can i just point out this still means I'm straight. I'm just helping a fellow forum dweller out. Phew! " You’re a wonderful, and VERY straight man, I appreciate you. | |||
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"You've not made it in the world until the day your Nan agrees and tells you! You know that right? They’re both dead… Goddammit. Borrow one from the local care home, they love a free day out and can get you discount in the pubs at lunch time! I do love a good discount on my grub! " Fabbed it for you, hopefully you'll get to page 2 by dinner time! 😊 | |||
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"This is my biggest achievement to date, and I once saved a man from being eaten by a bear, whilst I was helping 13 orphans to safety, from an erupting volcano… in a war zone, with only shorts and flip flops on. I’ve made it, mum. " Congratulations! Not that I doubt you or anything but I’d be more inclined to believe the story if you could confirm the brand of flip flop you were wearing? Also… if your mum reads this I’d like to direct her to our profile as we very much enjoy good looking men’s mums | |||
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"Wonderful people. I can not wait to tell the fella’s in the pub later!" Fabbed all your public pics…. Nothing makes us excited than defeating the system or an algorithm!! You are a great looking dude you deserve page 1… now I will go lift some weights to reintegrate with my masculinity | |||
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"This makes me happy. Not sure yet why, but it does. Me too!!! I think mainly because it fills me will confidence and that there’s a chance I’m handsome enough to not have to die alone and be eaten by stray cats that get in through an open window. " It suddenly reminds me of the story that happened in my neighbourhood not so long ago. Apart from the cats were not stray. But we don’t want to talk about it. Fabbed in hope the history doesn’t repeat itself. | |||
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"This is my biggest achievement to date, and I once saved a man from being eaten by a bear, whilst I was helping 13 orphans to safety, from an erupting volcano… in a war zone, with only shorts and flip flops on. I’ve made it, mum. Congratulations! Not that I doubt you or anything but I’d be more inclined to believe the story if you could confirm the brand of flip flop you were wearing? Also… if your mum reads this I’d like to direct her to our profile as we very much enjoy good looking men’s mums " I understand people’s pessimism, I myself wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t type it with my own two thumbs. The flip flops in question were haviannas. Oh my mum will read this alright, when I screenshot it and show her that her little soldier has made it to page 4 of fab swingers men’s hot pics. #proudmum (do people still hash tag things? Have I ruined my street cred?) | |||
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"This is my biggest achievement to date, and I once saved a man from being eaten by a bear, whilst I was helping 13 orphans to safety, from an erupting volcano… in a war zone, with only shorts and flip flops on. " Clearly you’ve been to Luton. | |||
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"This is my biggest achievement to date, and I once saved a man from being eaten by a bear, whilst I was helping 13 orphans to safety, from an erupting volcano… in a war zone, with only shorts and flip flops on. Clearly you’ve been to Luton. " | |||
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"Fabbed. Because the dizzy heights of page 1 are calling. I expect to be included in your acceptance speech. " Not to get carried away, but I’m jotting a few things down as we speak. | |||
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" The flip flops in question were haviannas. " #Thesoundofsummer Totally legit, Hero | |||
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"Fabbed. Because the dizzy heights of page 1 are calling. I expect to be included in your acceptance speech. Not to get carried away, but I’m jotting a few things down as we speak. " I’d like to thank my mum. And your mum. And your mum. And your mum. And your mum. Etc. That sort of thing? | |||
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"Fabbed. Because the dizzy heights of page 1 are calling. I expect to be included in your acceptance speech. Not to get carried away, but I’m jotting a few things down as we speak. I’d like to thank my mum. And your mum. And your mum. And your mum. And your mum. Etc. That sort of thing? " Probably slightly less mature than this. | |||
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"Page 2! I couldn’t have done it without my loyal fans. Thank you all, imaginary drinks are on me!!! " Added another fab because if you've got two accounts then you have to use those powers for good. | |||
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"Here he is.... Fabs answer to Action man mixed with the wit and comedic values of Ricky Gervais! Fabbed your pic just to make your mum proud, nothing at all to do with wanting to sit on your pretty little face - NOTHING AT ALL! S x " My pretty little face is very flattered, and grateful! | |||
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"Well done 👏👏 We'd be shouting about it if we made it onto page 1000 so page 4 is some achievement!!!!" I think it was more of a fluke, there’s some stiff competition… pun intended. | |||
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"Fabbed. It is a great photo and I mean that in an entirely non gay way. Just a great pic." Appreciate you! | |||
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"It's a lovely photo." ☺️ | |||
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"I’ve joined in. But not in a ghey way " Of course. You’re only gay if you inbox straight men on fab, asking to suck them off on a Tuesday daytime between the hours of 11:00-11:43. | |||
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"I’ve joined in. But not in a ghey way Of course. You’re only gay if you inbox straight men on fab, asking to suck them off on a Tuesday daytime between the hours of 11:00-11:43. " *checks inbox*… then checks sent box | |||
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"I’ve joined in. But not in a ghey way Of course. You’re only gay if you inbox straight men on fab, asking to suck them off on a Tuesday daytime between the hours of 11:00-11:43. *checks inbox*… then checks sent box " | |||
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"Just checked You’ve been fabbed 69 times I’d count that as a win too" I was 22 places off top spot (which is a woman, so I’m not counting her). Today has been a good day. | |||
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"I’ve joined in. But not in a ghey way Of course. You’re only gay if you inbox straight men on fab, asking to suck them off on a Tuesday daytime between the hours of 11:00-11:43. " I stop at 11:40. That’s 12:40 for our European friends. I’m in the clear. | |||
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"The No1 hot "male" pic is of a woman. The odds are stacked. There is no justice. (She's hot though, no denying that)" Agreed, and there’s couples, other women and TS on page one. So if I delete them, I bump up 4/5 positions and that puts me on page 1. We did it team!!! | |||
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"I've given it a Fab for your persistence alone." I think the powers that be are intervening… it’s the only logical explanation. Thank you though! | |||
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"I've given it a Fab for your persistence alone. I think the powers that be are intervening… it’s the only logical explanation. Thank you though!" You're welcome and good look on your quest. | |||
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"Congratulations on your joyous occasion. I once reached page four of the world’s most wanted public masturbaters. The mr " That’s impressive, my accomplishment seems somewhat insignificant next to that. | |||
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"I’m SO proud of you!!! You’ve really made it in life now… don’t forget to add this to your CV I’ve fabbed it… you’re so close to page 1 and then you’ll have to quit your job and get security with all the people who’ll be following you around and the paparazzi " Where do I retire to where I won’t be recognised?! That’s my next problem!! | |||
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"Quite rightly so, let's get you up there 😘" A phrase I've used on multiple occasions. | |||
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"Page 1 - you jammy fucker! No matter how much I love your mum this was definitely a fix - I'm calling the fab police " Plot twist, my mum IS the fab police!!!! | |||
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"Page 1 - you jammy fucker! No matter how much I love your mum this was definitely a fix - I'm calling the fab police Plot twist, my mum IS the fab police!!!! " Oh my days now I feel like I'm in an episode of Poirot - this mystical, magical journey of getting you to page one just took a magnificent turn ✨️ | |||
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"Page 1 - you jammy fucker! No matter how much I love your mum this was definitely a fix - I'm calling the fab police Plot twist, my mum IS the fab police!!!! Oh my days now I feel like I'm in an episode of Poirot - this mystical, magical journey of getting you to page one just took a magnificent turn ✨️ " She isn’t really, that would definitely weird. It’s been one hell of a journey though, many a twist and turn, but in the end, we did it and I couldn’t have done it without my face, and you guys, mainly you guys. | |||
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"They let anybody on there these days" They actually really do! | |||
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"They let anybody on there these days They actually really do! " Has the fame and fortune gone to your head? Have Sydney university signed you up as a celebrity influencer? Will you be offering signed dick pics at socials? | |||
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"They let anybody on there these days They actually really do! Has the fame and fortune gone to your head? Have Sydney university signed you up as a celebrity influencer? Will you be offering signed dick pics at socials?" There’s been no shortage of job offers that’s for sure. Mainly hand and blow. | |||
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"They let anybody on there these days They actually really do! Has the fame and fortune gone to your head? Have Sydney university signed you up as a celebrity influencer? Will you be offering signed dick pics at socials? There’s been no shortage of job offers that’s for sure. Mainly hand and blow. " Sounds like a career that has its ups and downs | |||
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