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St Leonards

"Nicky, imagine I'm an attractive woman. Boobs, soft bits, vag - all the works. But I also happen to have a 5 inch+ penis and bollies. Would you fuck me? (Subtext being, of course, they'd love to be fucked by me because, let's face it, they're only human, right?).

To which my reply is "Dunno luv - willies and balls are stinky in a particular way and I don't want any of that yukky willy pre-cum on me whilst I chew you out. Please do tell me a little more."

So, my question is, who do you think will top the Champions League at its league/table only stage?

I think Villa might surprise everyone and do it.

What say you?

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By *a LunaWoman
9 weeks ago

South Wales

Arsenal.

Did you know you can spell anal out of Arsenal? No? Well you do now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Arsenal.

Did you know you can spell anal out of Arsenal? No? Well you do now!! "

You can also spell Cunt out of Manchester United.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Arsenal.

Did you know you can spell anal out of Arsenal? No? Well you do now!! "

🥰

You get double anal if you combine it with your username too xx

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Arsenal.

Did you know you can spell anal out of Arsenal? No? Well you do now!!

You can also spell Cunt out of Manchester United."

And it's not a coincidence neither

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I’m often asked to leave.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP Man
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I’m often asked to leave. "

So, Villa then?

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