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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
35 weeks ago

Leeds

Lighthearted answers only...

I'm jealous of people with long legs because mine are short and stumpy...

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By *wilight_Muse.Woman
35 weeks ago

La La Land

I'm jealous of people with big boobs because....... boobs

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm jealous of dentists because they know the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

See - I can do light 😘.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
35 weeks ago

Leeds


"I'm jealous of people with big boobs because....... boobs "

I'm jealous of people with small ones

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By *ffervescentMan
35 weeks ago

winfrith

I'm jealous of him coz he can rhyme.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
35 weeks ago

Leeds


"I'm jealous of dentists because they know the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

See - I can do light 😘."

Omg nearly fell off my chair

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By *rHotNottsMan
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m jealous of the cat on my balcony, he’s far better than me at saying fuck it, & daytime napping in the sun

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By *ik NaksCouple
35 weeks ago

Wigan

I’m jealous of people with great boobs.

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By *rHotNottsMan
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I'm jealous of dentists because they know the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

See - I can do light 😘.

Omg nearly fell off my chair "

That’s so funny , you deserve a little plaque…

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By *ffervescentMan
35 weeks ago

winfrith

I'm jealous of people who are jealous of people with great boobs .

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm jealous of dentists because they know the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

See - I can do light 😘.

Omg nearly fell off my chair "

I shall leave your delightful thread in peace now though, and go "Nicky" some other poor, unsuspecting souls x

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By *aomilatteCouple
35 weeks ago

Midlands

Younger people because they've probably got more years left

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By *imples24Man
35 weeks ago

tamworth

My left hand is jealous of my right hand because it gets all the action 🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
35 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I'm jealous of dentists because they know the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

See - I can do light 😘.

Omg nearly fell off my chair

That’s so funny , you deserve a little plaque…"

... very good

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By *vaRoseWoman
35 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Jealous of

people who can wear plaid. If I try I look like a lumberjack

People who have grace and coordination - so clumsy

People who can dance/sing

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By *ir tootMan
35 weeks ago

Raccoon city

People who have sense of directions. 😞

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By *unkym34Man
35 weeks ago

London

I’m jealous of people who are sun bathing right now. Grrr bring back summer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I'm jealous of people that can lay down on their backs and not get suffocated by their own tits.

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By *JcuriousCouple
35 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'm sometimes jealous of people with long legs also, it's not amusing to jump or stand on something to reach an item in a shop

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I’m jealous of people with better genes, that don’t have to work as hard in the gym to get abs, and keep them.

Oooooh a cookie…

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I'm jealous of people who only poo twice a week because my bumhole isn't happy.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
35 weeks ago

Brum

I’m jealous of squirrels.

Acrobatic show off slinky little twats.

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By *rowneyedgirl.Woman
35 weeks ago

Durham


"Lighthearted answers only...

I'm jealous of people with long legs because mine are short and stumpy..."

Long legs are fantastic in some situations.... Not all... Im always at the back of photos. Feel so out of place beside smaller people

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I’m jealous of anyone who can touch their toes

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By *arkbigcock300Man
35 weeks ago

LONDONDERRY


"Younger people because they've probably got more years left "
am jealous of your partner coz hes got one sexy looking woman

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By *rowneyedgirl.Woman
35 weeks ago

Durham


"Lighthearted answers only...

I'm jealous of people with long legs because mine are short and stumpy...

Long legs are fantastic in some situations.... Not all... Im always at the back of photos. Feel so out of place beside smaller people"

And sex in a car .. is a no no for lots of reasons...

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By *heIndianladynEnglishguyCouple
35 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Jealous of our new born who sleeps when I have to be awake

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
35 weeks ago

Swansea

I am jealous of people that can eat whatever they want and never gain weight. I only have to look at something sweet and my body expands.

Mrs

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
35 weeks ago

Reading

Im jealous of people with curly hair

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

I'm jealous of people who can walk and who can run around with their kids. Who can play footy with their children. Etc.

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By *NormalMan01Man
35 weeks ago

Harrogate

I’m jealous of people who can play a musical instrument. Even though I tried to learn guitar, each note I played always sounded out of tune.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
35 weeks ago

Wirral

I'm jealous of people who can flirt easily. I get very awkward and end up making it really weird.

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