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"All flat earth conspiracies are a deliberate misdirection by our Royal Family (and other space gerbils) to conceal that we actually live on Venus. In jars of moose toe jam." * Go on - prove it isn't so!  | |||
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"Cats are aliens from another dimension - set to detonate on the: 'year of the cat' (2028) - taking out a chunk of humanity. The remaining humans will be eaten with flying dodos (which never went extinct at all, but are living on a secret island) and (contrary to popular belief) were actually the greatest flying birds of all time and with a bite stronger than 3 megalodons (which come after the dodos) (and they fly too)." This is true. | |||
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"All flat earth conspiracies are a deliberate misdirection by our Royal Family (and other space gerbils) to conceal that we actually live on Venus. In jars of moose toe jam. * Go on - prove it isn't so! "Brilliant. I'll be keeping an open mind on this one. | |||
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"I can literally feel my brain expanding reading these, well done." Watch out for those walrus.  | |||
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"I can literally feel my brain expanding reading these, well done. Watch out for those walrus. "The Dungeons and dragons spells i'm practicing should help with that hopefully! | |||
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"I can literally feel my brain expanding reading these, well done. Watch out for those walrus.
The Dungeons and dragons spells i'm practicing should help with that hopefully!"🤔 Tbh the walrus might of come from my wild magic... | |||
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"Cats are aliens from another dimension - set to detonate on the: 'year of the cat' (2028) - taking out a chunk of humanity. The remaining humans will be eaten with flying dodos (which never went extinct at all, but are living on a secret island) and (contrary to popular belief) were actually the greatest flying birds of all time and with a bite stronger than 3 megalodons (which come after the dodos) (and they fly too). This is true." I second that. Also - where are those other missing creatures the Megalodildodododons living these days? I miss the Megalodildodododons 💔. | |||
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"I can literally feel my brain expanding reading these, well done. Watch out for those walrus.
The Dungeons and dragons spells i'm practicing should help with that hopefully!
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Tbh the walrus might of come from my wild magic... "Eek!... Well these things happen, you can't be blamed! Why even mighty Merlin himself made mistakes. | |||
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"Cats are aliens from another dimension - set to detonate on the: 'year of the cat' (2028) - taking out a chunk of humanity. The remaining humans will be eaten with flying dodos (which never went extinct at all, but are living on a secret island) and (contrary to popular belief) were actually the greatest flying birds of all time and with a bite stronger than 3 megalodons (which come after the dodos) (and they fly too). This is true. I second that. Also - where are those other missing creatures the Megalodildodododons living these days? I miss the Megalodildodododons 💔." (Whisper)... Loch Ness  | |||
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"Men are in charge. " Jesus - that's terrifying | |||
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"Kurt Cobain was not left handed at all. In fact, he had no arms; only long bodily protrusions... Rare 'zits' that looked 'exactly' like arms." I knewz he was one of dem killer walrus! I just knewz it in mah bones grandma! | |||
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"They are here!!!" Where ?
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"^^^He's normal. That's my conspiracy "Must be true. The 2 of you and 33 of me can't be wrong 😘. | |||
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"Wonko is a cool guy in person " They do need to be a little bit believable mate 🤷. | |||
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"Wonko is a cool guy in person They do need to be a little bit believable mate 🤷." It was worth a try | |||
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"Wonko is a cool guy in person They do need to be a little bit believable mate 🤷. It was worth a try " I believe. | |||
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"Wonko is a cool guy in person They do need to be a little bit believable mate 🤷. It was worth a try I believe." | |||
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"Trees are sentient and are plotting the destruction of the human race. This is why we perform deforestation; it’s a war people! "
Ooh! Ooh! Does that include flowers too?
Because I luvs a bit of deflowering Sensual old fruit  . | |||
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"Trees are sentient and are plotting the destruction of the human race. This is why we perform deforestation; it’s a war people!
Ooh! Ooh! Does that include flowers too?
Because I luvs a bit of deflowering Sensual old fruit ."😂😂 I hear you sir; yes indeed, flowers serve as scouts in the trees army, infiltrating the humans domain via our gardens and sending back intel on our activities to their nefarious hulking tree troops. Flowers should therefore be destroyed upon sight so as to prevent their spying antics. Thankfully, flowers only defence is pollen which whilst annoying to many of us, is seldom fatal….for now….. 😵💫😵💫😵💫 | |||
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"Trees are sentient and are plotting the destruction of the human race. This is why we perform deforestation; it’s a war people!
Ooh! Ooh! Does that include flowers too?
Because I luvs a bit of deflowering Sensual old fruit .
😂😂 I hear you sir; yes indeed, flowers serve as scouts in the trees army, infiltrating the humans domain via our gardens and sending back intel on our activities to their nefarious hulking tree troops.
Flowers should therefore be destroyed upon sight so as to prevent their spying antics.
Thankfully, flowers only defence is pollen which whilst annoying to many of us, is seldom fatal….for now….. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
"I knew it - absolutely makes sense Sensual! And fuck flowers - making us walk through an airborne ocean of their pollen jizz without asking our consent. Every Summer, I'm face-fucked by the bastards! No apology! Not even a thank you or a cuddle 😠😤! | |||
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"Trees are sentient and are plotting the destruction of the human race. This is why we perform deforestation; it’s a war people!
Yeah it's a big club and we're not in it lol
Ooh! Ooh! Does that include flowers too?
Because I luvs a bit of deflowering Sensual old fruit .
😂😂 I hear you sir; yes indeed, flowers serve as scouts in the trees army, infiltrating the humans domain via our gardens and sending back intel on our activities to their nefarious hulking tree troops.
Flowers should therefore be destroyed upon sight so as to prevent their spying antics.
Thankfully, flowers only defence is pollen which whilst annoying to many of us, is seldom fatal….for now….. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
I knew it - absolutely makes sense Sensual!
And fuck flowers - making us walk through an airborne ocean of their pollen jizz without asking our consent.
Every Summer, I'm face-fucked by the bastards!
No apology! Not even a thank you or a cuddle 😠😤!" | |||
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"Trees are sentient and are plotting the destruction of the human race. This is why we perform deforestation; it’s a war people!
Ooh! Ooh! Does that include flowers too?
Because I luvs a bit of deflowering Sensual old fruit .
😂😂 I hear you sir; yes indeed, flowers serve as scouts in the trees army, infiltrating the humans domain via our gardens and sending back intel on our activities to their nefarious hulking tree troops.
Flowers should therefore be destroyed upon sight so as to prevent their spying antics.
Thankfully, flowers only defence is pollen which whilst annoying to many of us, is seldom fatal….for now….. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
I knew it - absolutely makes sense Sensual!
And fuck flowers - making us walk through an airborne ocean of their pollen jizz without asking our consent.
Every Summer, I'm face-fucked by the bastards!
No apology! Not even a thank you or a cuddle 😠😤!"The bastards! We must wage war against these evil buggers! Arm thyself my brother! I have availed myself of a garden strimmer to dispatch these wretched front line troops; Vae victis!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😜 | |||
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"Trees are sentient and are plotting the destruction of the human race. This is why we perform deforestation; it’s a war people!
Ooh! Ooh! Does that include flowers too?
Because I luvs a bit of deflowering Sensual old fruit .
😂😂 I hear you sir; yes indeed, flowers serve as scouts in the trees army, infiltrating the humans domain via our gardens and sending back intel on our activities to their nefarious hulking tree troops.
Flowers should therefore be destroyed upon sight so as to prevent their spying antics.
Thankfully, flowers only defence is pollen which whilst annoying to many of us, is seldom fatal….for now….. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
I knew it - absolutely makes sense Sensual!
And fuck flowers - making us walk through an airborne ocean of their pollen jizz without asking our consent.
Every Summer, I'm face-fucked by the bastards!
No apology! Not even a thank you or a cuddle 😠😤!
The bastards! We must wage war against these evil buggers!
Arm thyself my brother! I have availed myself of a garden strimmer to dispatch these wretched front line troops; Vae victis!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😜"Gesundheit! | |||
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"Get on this...... not all couples profiles here are real. Sometimes its just guys ... the truth is out there "No?!? Wow! | |||
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"K'inell. This flower lark just got heated "Well they just spunk on everyone's faces. Have you been asked? I've never been asked. So I bet you haven't either. Because I haven't! Have you? 🤬😡😠😤 | |||
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"57 year old men should never be allowed up after 9pm. . . . . So goodnight lovers 🥰😍💖💙❤️🫦💋 xxxxxxxxxx" Totally. Normal.
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"Elon Musk is the head of Sydney University" lol 👍 | |||
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"Kamala Harris is actually covertly on trumps side and rooting for him, explains the stupid comments and claims right?!" trumps shagging her on the side they met on fab | |||
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"Kamala Harris is actually covertly on trumps side and rooting for him, explains the stupid comments and claims right?!trumps shagging her on the side they met on fab "It's true I read it on fb! A reliable source of news | |||
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