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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Nowhere

Men - how often do you have to fake an orgasm to avoid hurting a partners feelings?

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By *endalshaggersCouple
11 weeks ago

Kendal

The thing is being a man I find it very very hard to fake an orgasm as its fairly obvious when we have or haven't with the bodily fluids....

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Nowhere


"The thing is being a man I find it very very hard to fake an orgasm as its fairly obvious when we have or haven't with the bodily fluids...."

I have this top tip - warm salty yoghurt.. throw that on her face while her eyes are closed or over her back if you’re behind her ( not in Sainsburys… like behind her doing the sex!) She will be overjoyed she made you explode over her and you’ll feel better that she feels amazing!! It’s win - win !!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"The thing is being a man I find it very very hard to fake an orgasm as its fairly obvious when we have or haven't with the bodily fluids....

I have this top tip - warm salty yoghurt.. throw that on her face while her eyes are closed or over her back if you’re behind her ( not in Sainsburys… like behind her doing the sex!) She will be overjoyed she made you explode over her and you’ll feel better that she feels amazing!! It’s win - win !! "

Then run your tongue up and down her spine licking off your own 'cum'

She will love it.

Perhaps

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Actually, one for the women. Can you feel ejaculation if you are being absolutely railed?

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Nowhere


"The thing is being a man I find it very very hard to fake an orgasm as its fairly obvious when we have or haven't with the bodily fluids....

I have this top tip - warm salty yoghurt.. throw that on her face while her eyes are closed or over her back if you’re behind her ( not in Sainsburys… like behind her doing the sex!) She will be overjoyed she made you explode over her and you’ll feel better that she feels amazing!! It’s win - win !!

Then run your tongue up and down her spine licking off your own 'cum'

She will love it.

Perhaps "
making notes….

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By *oxy jWoman
11 weeks ago

somerset


"Actually, one for the women. Can you feel ejaculation if you are being absolutely railed?"

yes i can feel the male ejaculating not only the cum it self but how his ball n cock behaves during orgasm the way his body behave and his breathing and this is the same condom or not ..

so for most women spotting a guy faking one i guess would be easy..

the only time i hurry my orgasm yes hurry and not fake as i can make my self cum pretty quickly is if the sex is so bad plus so easy to make a guy cum quick to just a squeeze of my vaginal muscles and the guy normally pops

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Yeah good luck with that as a bloke, it's a bit obvious if you've orgasmed or not 😂

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Actually, one for the women. Can you feel ejaculation if you are being absolutely railed?

yes i can feel the male ejaculating not only the cum it self but how his ball n cock behaves during orgasm the way his body behave and his breathing and this is the same condom or not ..

so for most women spotting a guy faking one i guess would be easy..

the only time i hurry my orgasm yes hurry and not fake as i can make my self cum pretty quickly is if the sex is so bad plus so easy to make a guy cum quick to just a squeeze of my vaginal muscles and the guy normally pops"
handy to know about faking. Not had to do it yet, but I might try to see if it's the same for everyone. I can master the vinegar stroke face and the "fuckkkkkk ahhhhh" as I grab her hips harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Men - how often do you have to fake an orgasm to avoid hurting a partners feelings? "

Todge- learn how to do "the sex" well and you'd not have to keep faking it sweet cheeks 🤭🤭

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By *illy IdolMan
11 weeks ago

Midlands

This is why I opt to come on their back.

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By *oxychicWoman
11 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Im not sure why anyone would fake anything tbh .if ur partner can't accept you've not cum .and this goes to either party, then it's prob time for a new partner lol

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Im not sure why anyone would fake anything tbh .if ur partner can't accept you've not cum .and this goes to either party, then it's prob time for a new partner lol "

Because if you are railing at least 2 women but have unfortunately spaffed in one, the other might get jealous 😉

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Nowhere


"Men - how often do you have to fake an orgasm to avoid hurting a partners feelings?

Todge- learn how to do "the sex" well and you'd not have to keep faking it sweet cheeks 🤭🤭"

When do we start?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I keep some tube yoghurts in the bedside drawer for just such an occasion 🦇

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Nowhere


"Im not sure why anyone would fake anything tbh .if ur partner can't accept you've not cum .and this goes to either party, then it's prob time for a new partner lol "

As I cum somewhere between ‘Hello!’ And ‘ Can I get you a drink!’ I’ve accepted you’re probably not going to cum

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Nowhere


"I keep some tube yoghurts in the bedside drawer for just such an occasion 🦇 "

#boyscout - prepared!!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I’ve done it, hangover horn especially, seemed like a good idea but need to stop now before I’m sick…🤢

Pretty good at faking orgasms, I’ve practiced my ‘vinegar strokes’ face, then just need to put hand over the condom end after pulling out and then remove the thing before the lack of physical evidence gets noticed…

It’s usually my fault I didn’t orgasm, nothing to do with them so no harm done, no need for hurt feelings or knocks to confidence.

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By *oxychicWoman
11 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire


"Im not sure why anyone would fake anything tbh .if ur partner can't accept you've not cum .and this goes to either party, then it's prob time for a new partner lol

As I cum somewhere between ‘Hello!’ And ‘ Can I get you a drink!’ I’ve accepted you’re probably not going to cum "

Haha good way of thinking🤣🤣

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