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"I’ll have a Grolsch before they lower the alcohol percentage " Well that's easy, one grolsch. 
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x" I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
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"Portobello™ Gin please, with orange juice. I think they call it an Orange Blossom.🍊" One orange blossom, sorted.
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?"Great thankyou X hope you are well? | |||
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"I’ll have a Grolsch before they lower the alcohol percentage Well that's easy, one grolsch.
How are you today?"Sound as a pound today thanks. You doing ok? | |||
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"I’ll have a Badgers Golden Champion please, it has what appears to be a hamster on the bottle, which is mildly confusing " Lmao one badgers golden for you sir! Thst is quite confusing | |||
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?"I certainly am, very positive. | |||
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"I’ll have a Grolsch before they lower the alcohol percentage Well that's easy, one grolsch.
How are you today?
Sound as a pound today thanks. You doing ok?"I'm good thanks for asking, feeling positive. | |||
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive. "Excellent 👍 | |||
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"Pina Colada for me please " absolutely, coming right up! Hope your doing well. | |||
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"White Russian please. Got any crisps? " Now now, when I say everything we have everything! Anyway coming right up 😁 Come grab some! | |||
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"Pina Colada for me please absolutely, coming right up! Hope your doing well. "Much better with a Pina Colada | |||
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive.
Excellent 👍"Could do with leaving the house though, getting abit tiresome 🤣 | |||
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive.
Excellent 👍
Could do with leaving the house though, getting abit tiresome 🤣 "It's a good job you have the bar and coffee shop xx | |||
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive.
Excellent 👍
Could do with leaving the house though, getting abit tiresome 🤣
It's a good job you have the bar and coffee shop xx"🤣 very true. | |||
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive.
Excellent 👍
Could do with leaving the house though, getting abit tiresome 🤣
It's a good job you have the bar and coffee shop xx"I am open to suggestions and recommendations 😁 | |||
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"Come get some drinks and stay a while. Remember we have everything and it's free! " Can I have a soft drink of your choice please and two packets of Scampi fries  | |||
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"White Russian please. Got any crisps? Now now, when I say everything we have everything! Anyway coming right up 😁 Come grab some! "Thanks. I’ve licked all the salt off but not keen on the potato. Can I put them back? | |||
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"Come get some drinks and stay a while. Remember we have everything and it's free! Can I have a soft drink of your choice please and two packets of Scampi fries "Ooh soft drink. I could maybe whip up some natural fruit juice. 🤔 Anyway heres the scampi fries | |||
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"White Russian please. Got any crisps? Now now, when I say everything we have everything! Anyway coming right up 😁 Come grab some!
Thanks. I’ve licked all the salt off but not keen on the potato. Can I put them back? "Ahh no just leave them for the next grouchy customer.  | |||
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"Come get some drinks and stay a while. Remember we have everything and it's free! Can I have a soft drink of your choice please and two packets of Scampi fries
Ooh soft drink.
I could maybe whip up some natural fruit juice. 🤔
Anyway heres the scampi fries "Maybe I’ll stick with the coffee….now if you have pork scratchings behind the bar 😋 | |||
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"White Russian please. Got any crisps? Now now, when I say everything we have everything! Anyway coming right up 😁 Come grab some!
Thanks. I’ve licked all the salt off but not keen on the potato. Can I put them back?
Ahh no just leave them for the next grouchy customer. "I’m not grouchy but ok. | |||
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"White Russian please. Got any crisps? Now now, when I say everything we have everything! Anyway coming right up 😁 Come grab some!
Thanks. I’ve licked all the salt off but not keen on the potato. Can I put them back?
Ahh no just leave them for the next grouchy customer.
I’m not grouchy but ok.
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"Can I have a very large Gin and tonic please "Absolutely coming right up! | |||
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"Can I have a very large Gin and tonic please Absolutely coming right up!"Thankyou  goes and finds a nice quiet corner in the bar | |||
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"Can I have a very large Gin and tonic please Absolutely coming right up! Thankyou goes and finds a nice quiet corner in the bar"How are you today sir? | |||
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"Lambs navy rum & please " Excellent choice! All is well I hope? | |||
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"Can I have a very large Gin and tonic please Absolutely coming right up! Thankyou goes and finds a nice quiet corner in the bar
How are you today sir?"it could be a hell of a lot better to be honest | |||
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"Can I have a very large Gin and tonic please Absolutely coming right up! Thankyou goes and finds a nice quiet corner in the bar
How are you today sir? it could be a hell of a lot better to be honest "It will get better it's a toot guarantee. | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one" What would you like? | |||
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"Lemsip thanks " Absolutely ill get you a special blend. 😁 Feel better okay? | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one What would you like?" Just some off your best cognac please. Just a small one | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one What would you like? Just some off your best cognac please. Just a small one" Coming right up!!! | |||
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" Barrel aged imperial stout please. Something I can sip and chill out with." Of course coming right up! Please enjoy and have lovely night! | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one" Ain't that the truth. 😈 | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one Ain't that the truth. 😈" Lol, that an all  | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one Ain't that the truth. 😈" Well if it isn't the lovely Sinister spinster. How are we today, what I can get you! | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one What would you like? Just some off your best cognac please. Just a small one" That doesn’t get said often on here | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one What would you like? Just some off your best cognac please. Just a small one That doesn’t get said often on here "I like to be different | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one Ain't that the truth. 😈 Well if it isn't the lovely Sinister spinster. How are we today, what I can get you! "I'll have a lovely hot chocolate thanks Tooty. | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one Ain't that the truth. 😈 Well if it isn't the lovely Sinister spinster. How are we today, what I can get you!
I'll have a lovely hot chocolate thanks Tooty. "Your welcome, coming right up! How is your day today? | |||
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"Double rum and for me, spiced rum preferably, one for yourself barkeep, and the phone number of a nice lady to keep me company if you would happen to have one..." Nope, no contact info from me sir. But the spiced rum i can do! And thanks 😊 | |||
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"Cheers pal, much appreciated. " Very welcome | |||
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"Perrier Jouet Epoque 1985 please 85 was a great year 😎" Coming right up! How are you? | |||
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"Perrier Jouet Epoque 1985 please 85 was a great year 😎 Coming right up! How are you?" I'm cool Currently about to open my second bottle of wine 😎 | |||
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"A local session IPA if you have any on tap?" We have everything.
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked? And a guiness for hubby" We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked? And a guiness for hubby We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
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"A local session IPA if you have any on tap? We have everything.
Coming right up!"That didn't last long, could I grab another when you get a moment. Cheers. | |||
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked? And a guiness for hubby We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎"Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry. But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it! | |||
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"An espresso martini would be devine please. Mrs x" Coming right up
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"Why thanking you muchly! Will definately be back again "Anytime happy to have you back 😁 | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one Ain't that the truth. 😈 Well if it isn't the lovely Sinister spinster. How are we today, what I can get you!
I'll have a lovely hot chocolate thanks Tooty.
Your welcome, coming right up!
How is your day today?
"I'm in bed. So night All. 😴 | |||
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"Right, I am ready for one Ain't that the truth. 😈 Well if it isn't the lovely Sinister spinster. How are we today, what I can get you!
I'll have a lovely hot chocolate thanks Tooty.
Your welcome, coming right up!
How is your day today?
I'm in bed.
So night All. 😴"Have a good night. | |||
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked? And a guiness for hubby We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎
Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry.
But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it!"I was talking about me silly😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked? And a guiness for hubby We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎
Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry.
But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it!
I was talking about me silly😎😎😎😎"I know you are don't worry, but the alcohol comes from my speacil bag.
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked? And a guiness for hubby We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎
Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry.
But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it!
I was talking about me silly😎😎😎😎
I know you are don't worry, but the alcohol comes from my speacil bag.
"I think my bag is deeper than yours 😎😎😎 | |||
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked? And a guiness for hubby We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎
Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry.
But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it!
I was talking about me silly😎😎😎😎
I know you are don't worry, but the alcohol comes from my speacil bag.
I think my bag is deeper than yours 😎😎😎"Haha my bar has always been infinite.
I have so much wonders to show people here. | |||
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"Good evening. I'll have a Kraken Rum and Cøke please. " Coming right up! You should know if there's any drinks outside of realise you want, for example.butterbeer. I have it 😁 | |||
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" Wish I could say bottle of Pernod and the glass.. One of those days.." You will get my good sir, 'Reaches into a bag of holding and pulls out a pernod with glas' Enjoy | |||
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"Romulan ale please " Absolutely good choice mate, atleast you get the it! I'm messing with forbidden magic for all my booze. | |||
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"As I am on last dredges of the box. Can I have box Asda Australian red wine. "Absolutely! How are you? | |||
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"I am ok. If drinking out of boxed wine. Have to be careful as to easy not to count drinks. Unlike bottles can see going down . "We have no limit here. | |||
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"My limit is when I realise legs give way , room spins. Know then time for bed and hope not ill when wake up . "Yes | |||
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"I have done clever thing tonight . Took bag of wine out of box to see how much left . Surprised as a bit more than I thought. Though still low "Sleep time? | |||
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" Wish I could say bottle of Pernod and the glass.. One of those days.. You will get my good sir, 'Reaches into a bag of holding and pulls out a pernod with glas' Enjoy "Thanks one of these days I’ll get to do the shutters down sleep | |||
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"I’m hoping you know my order toots!" I do!!! Coming right up!! Go with it I am forgetfull. Remind me and I'll right it down for next time | |||
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"Just a cranberry juice please, I'm driving. On ice. Lots of ice. Yeah, more than just the two cubes please. That's better." Coming right up, I'll give a big drinking cup with all the ice. Gl | |||
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"Just a cranberry juice please, I'm driving. On ice. Lots of ice. Yeah, more than just the two cubes please. That's better. Coming right up, I'll give a big drinking cup with all the ice. Gl "Excellent! Xxx | |||
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"Anyway time for me to go bed. night all the bar has noq disappeared.
It will pop up as a cafe tommorow!"Fabulous! Thanks CT. 😊 | |||
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"Anyway time for me to go bed. night all the bar has noq disappeared.
It will pop up as a cafe tommorow!
Fabulous! Thanks CT.
😊"Night davina! | |||
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"Double G&T please "Oh go on then one more drink!! Now we are closed. The bar disappears from sight leaving disorder with a lovely bottle of gin. | |||
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"Double G&T please
Oh go on then one more drink!!
Now we are closed.
The bar disappears from sight leaving disorder with a lovely bottle of gin."Would have settled for just that double! But if I must slink off into the night with a whole bottle, so be it! | |||
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