FabSwingers.com forum: It’s soon The time to write your list

By *anta toys OP Man
5 weeks ago

Watford

What would you like to pull out of centre sack? What list are you on the naughty or good? If you’re on the naughty list? Why is that? Tell me what toys you would like.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

You have a centre sack?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Santa won’t come here if he knows what’s good for him, that little prick still owes me a Scalextric from 1992. We haven’t spoken since.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

We like fat guys for our bi threeways so Santas will be emptying his sack before he gets milk and cookies.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

A variety of phreak toys.

The good list 💜

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
5 weeks ago

Essex

I’m on enough lists already thanks 👀

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By *anta toys OP Man
5 weeks ago

Watford

Do you have a chimney or would you like me to cum in your back 🚪 door

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I’m on enough lists already thanks 👀"

I've not the faintest clue what you mean...

Are you on the fbi most wanted list yet?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Do you have a chimney or would you like me to cum in your back 🚪 door

No wonder you are a busy man Santa. Having to give so many gifts to all these lovely people globally using incredibly imaginative and knicker-wetting patois like that.

May your sacks of happiness be emptied over everyone's deserving bed after you've taken their stockings down.

Oooh err missus. Cue penny whistle sound and Sid James rising from the dead.

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By *ust another WonkoMan
5 weeks ago

here and there

Coal again for me this year

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

His sperm.. pregnant for 2025 🥳

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By *anta toys OP Man
5 weeks ago

Watford

"Coal again for me this year "
due to environmental issue and global warming coal is now off for this so we will be dishing out Solar panel forward to me it will be very small

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By *anta toys OP Man
5 weeks ago

Watford

My gobbling gnomes are so busy ops gobblings and Gnomes are working hard

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