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"AHH just burn me, had enough of all the shit and I fancy being a martyr "Oh bum not burn, not a good poster model for Specsavers  | |||
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"AHH just burn me, had enough of all the shit and I fancy being a martyr
Oh bum not burn, not a good poster model for Specsavers "Careful - two comments means you're double-bummed now. Bet that burns a bit   . | |||
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"AHH just burn me, had enough of all the shit and I fancy being a martyr
Oh bum not burn, not a good poster model for Specsavers
Careful - two comments means you're double-bummed now.
Bet that burns a bit ."Was lube involved  | |||
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"AHH just burn me, had enough of all the shit and I fancy being a martyr
Oh bum not burn, not a good poster model for Specsavers
Careful - two comments means you're double-bummed now.
Bet that burns a bit .
Was lube involved "Blimey you're a glutton for punishment! Three bummings now . With that in mind, I'll say yup - you had lube for them all.
Unless you'd rather not of course?
(You get a "bumming bye" on your next comment....not sure you can take 4 in such quick succession  ) | |||
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"Can you at least buy me a happy meal first, that way it won’t hurt my pride so much. 🫱🏻🍑🫲🏻" .
I'm going to assume this is Mr?
For you, a Happy Meal is the very least I could do. Might even give you some aftercare, like a sponge or something 😘. | |||
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"Can you at least buy me a happy meal first, that way it won’t hurt my pride so much. 🫱🏻🍑🫲🏻 .
I'm going to assume this is Mr?
For you, a Happy Meal is the very least I could do. Might even give you some aftercare, like a sponge or something 😘."See nick old buddy old pal, there is no way I could impersonate the mrs, you read it and knew straight away it was me, I’m flawed 😩 The mr | |||
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"AHH just burn me, had enough of all the shit and I fancy being a martyr
Oh bum not burn, not a good poster model for Specsavers
Careful - two comments means you're double-bummed now.
Bet that burns a bit .
Was lube involved
Blimey you're a glutton for punishment! Three bummings now . With that in mind, I'll say yup - you had lube for them all.
Unless you'd rather not of course?
(You get a "bumming bye" on your next comment....not sure you can take 4 in such quick succession )"What can I say - glutton | |||
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"AHH just burn me, had enough of all the shit and I fancy being a martyr
Oh bum not burn, not a good poster model for Specsavers
Careful - two comments means you're double-bummed now.
Bet that burns a bit .
Was lube involved
Blimey you're a glutton for punishment! Three bummings now . With that in mind, I'll say yup - you had lube for them all.
Unless you'd rather not of course?
(You get a "bumming bye" on your next comment....not sure you can take 4 in such quick succession )
What can I say - glutton "
I reckon you just wanted another Happy Meal tbh, and that warm, wet sponge on your sphincter afterwards...
But you got your second bumming out of it too 😉. | |||
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"Can you at least buy me a happy meal first, that way it won’t hurt my pride so much. 🫱🏻🍑🫲🏻 .
I'm going to assume this is Mr?
For you, a Happy Meal is the very least I could do. Might even give you some aftercare, like a sponge or something 😘.
See nick old buddy old pal, there is no way I could impersonate the mrs, you read it and knew straight away it was me, I’m flawed 😩
The mr "!! Christ! I nearly missed a bumming for you there | |||
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"Bit of good old public school bumming never hurt anyone " .
I don't mind admitting - I'm a little surprised at how willing the bummees are, without asking for anything/much in return.
Who says altruism is dead!
Oh - and I did a little bit of a side angle thrust for you....reaches the parts other bummings can't reach  . | |||
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"Bit of good old public school bumming never hurt anyone .
I don't mind admitting - I'm a little surprised at how willing the bummees are, without asking for anything/much in return.
Who says altruism is dead!
Oh - and I did a little bit of a side angle thrust for you....reaches the parts other bummings can't reach ."Well thank you the prostate gland appreciated it | |||
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"Bit of good old public school bumming never hurt anyone .
I don't mind admitting - I'm a little surprised at how willing the bummees are, without asking for anything/much in return.
Who says altruism is dead!
Oh - and I did a little bit of a side angle thrust for you....reaches the parts other bummings can't reach .
Well thank you the prostate gland appreciated it "You're very welcome Dick. And you get a bonus-bumming for the second comment! I might stop with the automatic bonus-bummings now though (although available upon request)...it's quite draining ya know . | |||
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" available upon request)...it's quite draining ya know ."I was just about to ask if you wanted a cup of tea  | |||
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" available upon request)...it's quite draining ya know .
I was just about to ask if you wanted a cup of tea "Can't believe it took you so long to turn up BumBums!!
I'd love a cuppa please - strong, dash of milk, one big sugar.
Now, about that bumming.
Would you like some kisses on your back too? And then a slow, sensual bumming?
If not, just ask for your preferred bumming, and I'll do my best to please you xxxx . | |||
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"Bum me! " You can even keep the choccies to yourself John. Coming in slow, but building up to sportscar piston megabumming forthwith! 😘 | |||
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" available upon request)...it's quite draining ya know .
I was just about to ask if you wanted a cup of tea
Can't believe it took you so long to turn up BumBums!!
I'd love a cuppa please - strong, dash of milk, one big sugar.
Now, about that bumming.
Would you like some kisses on your back too? And then a slow, sensual bumming?
If not, just ask for your preferred bumming, and I'll do my best to please you xxxx ."Tea to your liking coming up and I am not fussed. So that you know I am expecting an important call in five minutes so time is of the essence  | |||
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" available upon request)...it's quite draining ya know .
I was just about to ask if you wanted a cup of tea
Can't believe it took you so long to turn up BumBums!!
I'd love a cuppa please - strong, dash of milk, one big sugar.
Now, about that bumming.
Would you like some kisses on your back too? And then a slow, sensual bumming?
If not, just ask for your preferred bumming, and I'll do my best to please you xxxx .
Tea to your liking coming up and I am not fussed. So that you know I am expecting an important call in five minutes so time is of the essence "Crikey BumBums....great art can't be rushed! But you should be bummed and recovered enough around the 4 minutes 58 seconds mark . | |||
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"Bum me! You can even keep the choccies to yourself John. Coming in slow, but building up to sportscar piston megabumming forthwith! 😘" Top quality bumming baby.  🥵🍆🍑 | |||
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"Bum me! You can even keep the choccies to yourself John. Coming in slow, but building up to sportscar piston megabumming forthwith! 😘 Top quality bumming baby. 🥵🍆🍑" Well, one hates to brag 💙 | |||
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"AHH just burn me, had enough of all the shit and I fancy being a martyr
Oh bum not burn, not a good poster model for Specsavers
Careful - two comments means you're double-bummed now.
Bet that burns a bit .
Was lube involved
Blimey you're a glutton for punishment! Three bummings now . With that in mind, I'll say yup - you had lube for them all.
Unless you'd rather not of course?
(You get a "bumming bye" on your next comment....not sure you can take 4 in such quick succession )
What can I say - glutton
I reckon you just wanted another Happy Meal tbh, and that warm, wet sponge on your sphincter afterwards...
But you got your second bumming out of it too 😉."Oops - have just seen that I confused Justaman with Mr KOTCT - sorry if either of you got bummed more or less than you were hoping for, but Justaman - you can have two bonus bummings for my error if you like? I'm doing one of them from quite a steep angle, gripping your hips and going deep. You may need to clench the duvet tight . | |||
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