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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off.

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
17 weeks ago

Right up your street

Messages?

What are they?

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By *ir tootMan
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off. "

Send me some cum. 🤔

No thanks.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Messages?

What are they?"

I got about 600 you can have 🤣

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By *nya NeesWoman
17 weeks ago

Brum

"I would love to chat with a mature woman"

"I love MILFs"

Piss off 🤣

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off.

Send me some cum. 🤔

No thanks."

In the post?!

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
17 weeks ago

Right up your street


"Messages?

What are they?

I got about 600 you can have 🤣"

😂😂😂

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By *inxy777Woman
17 weeks ago

essex

Meet now!!!! 🙄

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By *tew008Man
17 weeks ago

edinburgh


"Messages?

What are they?

I got about 600 you can have 🤣"

I’ll reply to a few

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By *ir tootMan
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off.

Send me some cum. 🤔

No thanks.

In the post?!"

Ah my bad thought you meant private.

But no not yet.

I'm quite tired.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Wow you’re stunning.

I got a face like a chewed up wasp love!

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By *rHotNottsMan
17 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m parked up in a lay-by less than 1/4 away if you want your balls drained.

From a man obvs.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off.

Send me some cum. 🤔

No thanks.

In the post?!

Ah my bad thought you meant private.

But no not yet.

I'm quite tired."

Eh? I meant do they mean actually send some cum in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

“Hey how are you?”

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m parked up in a lay-by less than 1/4 away if you want your balls drained.

From a man obvs."

Ever been tempted?

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By *ir tootMan
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off.

Send me some cum. 🤔

No thanks.

In the post?!

Ah my bad thought you meant private.

But no not yet.

I'm quite tired.

Eh? I meant do they mean actually send some cum in the post "

Ohh fuck I'm sorry 🤣

Yeah yeah they've offered a couple of times, it's weird.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off.

Send me some cum. 🤔

No thanks.

In the post?!

Ah my bad thought you meant private.

But no not yet.

I'm quite tired.

Eh? I meant do they mean actually send some cum in the post

Ohh fuck I'm sorry 🤣

Yeah yeah they've offered a couple of times, it's weird."

Gross. Cold cum. Ewwwww that made me heave

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off. "

The ones that call me a bitch/slut/whore/baby girl (I'm 57!!!), or demand I present myself for sex, or tell me that they're going to ruin me/make me gag/breed me. Basically, all the abusive, entitled shit.

🙄

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
17 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Looking for a nice lady for some naughty fun".

🤢

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By *ir tootMan
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off.

Send me some cum. 🤔

No thanks.

In the post?!

Ah my bad thought you meant private.

But no not yet.

I'm quite tired.

Eh? I meant do they mean actually send some cum in the post

Ohh fuck I'm sorry 🤣

Yeah yeah they've offered a couple of times, it's weird.

Gross. Cold cum. Ewwwww that made me heave "

I wouldn't even send it warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

When people state “MUST ATTACH FACE PICTURES” in capitals, when they themself have no face pictures.

I don’t want to message a tit, I want to see if you look like a melted welly or not before I commit to a conversation.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
17 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Would you let me borrow your wife

No.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off.

Send me some cum. 🤔

No thanks.

In the post?!

Ah my bad thought you meant private.

But no not yet.

I'm quite tired.

Eh? I meant do they mean actually send some cum in the post

Ohh fuck I'm sorry 🤣

Yeah yeah they've offered a couple of times, it's weird.

Gross. Cold cum. Ewwwww that made me heave

I wouldn't even send it warm.

"

🤣 be cold by time it got there though. Unless you sent it in a flask 🤣

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"When people state “MUST ATTACH FACE PICTURES” in capitals, when they themself have no face pictures.

I don’t want to message a tit, I want to see if you look like a melted welly or not before I commit to a conversation. "

Melted welly 🤣

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By *ags73Man
17 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Would you let me borrow your wife

No."

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
17 weeks ago

Right up your street

When I’ve messaged a woman/couple with a well thought out message showing that I’ve read their profile etc and they reply with “Hey

🤯

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
17 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Would you let me borrow your wife

No."

Ah damn that was my next question 😕

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By *ir tootMan
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"What other messages make you think just fucking fuck off.

Send me some cum. 🤔

No thanks.

In the post?!

Ah my bad thought you meant private.

But no not yet.

I'm quite tired.

Eh? I meant do they mean actually send some cum in the post

Ohh fuck I'm sorry 🤣

Yeah yeah they've offered a couple of times, it's weird.

Gross. Cold cum. Ewwwww that made me heave

I wouldn't even send it warm.

🤣 be cold by time it got there though. Unless you sent it in a flask 🤣"

Oh god 🤣.

Don't I don't need the mental imagery.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
17 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"Hi"

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By *B69Woman
17 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Can I ask you a question?

You just did

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By *sWyldWoman
17 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Most of the messages I receive make me think that

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By *CExeCouple
17 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

Regularly get asked if a couple can 'borrow' Chelsea. Straight in with it in the first message. Instant block lol.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
17 weeks ago

Wherever

You alright.

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By *vaRose43Woman
17 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I’m near

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By *iss KinkWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

What u doing?

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By *ee69Man
17 weeks ago

glasgow

The sad fact more men message me then girls untill a changed my message filters lol

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
17 weeks ago

Wherever

??

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By *elboy1978Man
17 weeks ago

Jarrow

I hardly get any messages

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By *issmorganWoman
17 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Wuu2

You free?

What size

I know you're not meeting but...

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

The ones where the guy will tell us how hard it is to get meets on here.

Like, we don't feel sorry for you.

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By *rincipessaWoman
17 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

You look like trouble

Meet now I can send an Uber

I’m visiting and in my hotel bored

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By *uacksplat.Woman
17 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

'mmmm' makes me want to vomit. Px

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By *ags73Man
17 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I’ve sent hello messages with what seemed to

Me a polite sentence or two and got deleted/ignored, so I genuinely doubt there’s a right way

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
17 weeks ago

Okehampton

How big is it?

Can you meet now? (“Now” being 11:30 on a Friday night after they have been let down)

“Nice cock”

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

If only we were closer!

Mate, you could rent my spare room and it still wouldn't happen .

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