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"What's the most crazy, unexpected, audacious message or reply you've received on here? " Gimme sex | |||
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"Had some guy message me asking if I would fuck him, and ‘make’ him suck my dick He then went on to explain that he wasn’t gay, just liked black guy’s dicks. And to prove how ‘not gay’ he is we should wrestle (but he’d let me win so I could blah blah blah) " I got one last night too. 
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"Had some guy message me asking if I would fuck him, and ‘make’ him suck my dick He then went on to explain that he wasn’t gay, just liked black guy’s dicks. And to prove how ‘not gay’ he is we should wrestle (but he’d let me win so I could blah blah blah) Haha that’s wild " | |||
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"Had a guy in my inbox last year wanted me to fuck him while using Lurpak butter as lubricant. Will never look at Lurpak in the same way ever again "FFS. Please tell me it's not the spreadable one in dark blue. That's the one I use. | |||
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"Had a guy in my inbox last year wanted me to fuck him while using Lurpak butter as lubricant. Will never look at Lurpak in the same way ever again "He must be absolutely loaded! | |||
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"Had a guy in my inbox last year wanted me to fuck him while using Lurpak butter as lubricant. Will never look at Lurpak in the same way ever again "he must have seen 'last tango in Paris ' | |||
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"Not exactly those words but something along the lines “if things go well on Saturday, consider permanently moving in with me”. It was the first (and the only one) time that person had messaged me without any previous interaction whatsoever " | |||
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me." What a mad cow lol | |||
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"Just had one! A very lovely offer for a man 300 miles away. He wants me to travel to him just to watch him have a wank" 🤣 sorry that was me. | |||
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me. What a mad cow lol" We both know it was you. I wasn't going to say anything but people should be warned. | |||
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me." Yeah sorry about that 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Just had one! A very lovely offer for a man 300 miles away. He wants me to travel to him just to watch him have a wank" ....so that's a no no?  | |||
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me. What a mad cow lol We both know it was you. I wasn't going to say anything but people should be warned." You'd love to meet a mad cow like me.. oh wait you did 🤣🤣🤣😘 | |||
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"Honourable mention to the guy who demanded I end every further conversation with an “X”. Needless to say, there wasn’t any further conversation at all." Oooh I’ve had one of those too | |||
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me. What a mad cow lol We both know it was you. I wasn't going to say anything but people should be warned. You'd love to meet a mad cow like me.. oh wait you did 🤣🤣🤣😘"  | |||
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"" you're a safety net for most guys on here "... what a charmer 🤣🤣" How rude, was that after you'd turned them down?!.. | |||
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"" you're a safety net for most guys on here "... what a charmer 🤣🤣 How rude, was that after you'd turned them down?!.. " Yes ... his follow up was after the attractive women had turned him down he had to message the fat and unattractive ones and now I was turning him down too...🤣 | |||
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me. What a mad cow lol We both know it was you. I wasn't going to say anything but people should be warned. You'd love to meet a mad cow like me.. oh wait you did 🤣🤣🤣😘 " | |||
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Then just the other day a guy suggested we arrange a meet so he could "test out my throat". 😬
But I suppose the most eye-rollingly audacious ones have been the guys who've told me I'm their ideal woman and they want me to move to their part of the country and marry them!
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"Years ago when single, I had a man message to say he'd be working nearby for a week. He didn't want to rent somewhere and wondered if he could stay with me for the full week. " 😅😅😅 Brilliant | |||
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"I suppose the most eye-watering messages have this in common; they make no account of the fact that you're a complex human being with relationships, job and a life. For them, you exist in isolation on your profile page, and you're always dressed something like that, and your existence revolves purely around being sexually available. You're a fantasy, pure and simple. " Pretty much this! The fab isn’t real life crew. Everyone’s human underneath. Apart from you, Davina, you’re a goddess  | |||
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"I suppose the most eye-watering messages have this in common; they make no account of the fact that you're a complex human being with relationships, job and a life. For them, you exist in isolation on your profile page, and you're always dressed something like that, and your existence revolves purely around being sexually available. You're a fantasy, pure and simple. Pretty much this! The fab isn’t real life crew. Everyone’s human underneath. Apart from you, Davina, you’re a goddess "Well, yes, obviously. And I do, in fact, lounge around all day on a bed of skulls, in my lingerie. But everyone can't be me. 😌 | |||
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"Honourable mention to the guy who demanded I end every further conversation with an “X”. Needless to say, there wasn’t any further conversation at all." Demanding someone to do that is crazy work | |||
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"I've had a few. Most recent one was a Couple, who messaged me wanting me to watch them fuck and then be a cuck and allow them to verbally abuse me during the sex. I said thanks but no thanks, not for me. An array of abuse followed. Saying how they didn't care and wouldn't have meet me anyway because I'm ugly. Well 1) you've never seen my face and 2) if you never wanted a meet, why did you message then. Sometimes fab is just a mental mine field. Can't understand it at times. " This where Slipknot had it nailed. People=shit.. according to one person I'm fat and unattractive.. to be fair the fat part is at least true lol | |||
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"" you're a safety net for most guys on here "... what a charmer 🤣🤣 How rude, was that after you'd turned them down?!.. Yes ... his follow up was after the attractive women had turned him down he had to message the fat and unattractive ones and now I was turning him down too...🤣" Wow I have no idea why people weren't queuing to meet him 😂😂 | |||
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"Someone caught my eye whose profile text asked for someone "sane". So my opening gambit was that, thankfully, I'm entirely sane, and my invisible friends could confirm that for her once we'd all returned from our time-travelling secret mission in another galaxy. She read it, and didn't delete it. But - how bizarre! - never replied to it ."I think she saw right through you. | |||
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"I suppose the most eye-watering messages have this in common; they make no account of the fact that you're a complex human being with relationships, job and a life. For them, you exist in isolation on your profile page, and you're always dressed something like that, and your existence revolves purely around being sexually available. You're a fantasy, pure and simple. Pretty much this! The fab isn’t real life crew. Everyone’s human underneath. Apart from you, Davina, you’re a goddess
Well, yes, obviously. And I do, in fact, lounge around all day on a bed of skulls, in my lingerie. But everyone can't be me. 😌"I know you're real Davina, with real, everyday pressures, so I've never put you down as a fantasy figure. But I'm more than a little gutted you're one of those humans. I'm sad 😔. | |||
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"Someone caught my eye whose profile text asked for someone "sane". So my opening gambit was that, thankfully, I'm entirely sane, and my invisible friends could confirm that for her once we'd all returned from our time-travelling secret mission in another galaxy. She read it, and didn't delete it. But - how bizarre! - never replied to it .
I think she saw right through you." | |||
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"Had a guy in my inbox last year wanted me to fuck him while using Lurpak butter as lubricant. Will never look at Lurpak in the same way ever again "can't put a better bit of butter on your knife | |||
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"Had a guy in my inbox last year wanted me to fuck him while using Lurpak butter as lubricant. Will never look at Lurpak in the same way ever again can't put a better bit of butter on your knife "Have you seen Last Tango In Paris then , Marlon Brando didn’t mind using butter | |||
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"Not exactly those words but something along the lines “if things go well on Saturday, consider permanently moving in with me”. It was the first (and the only one) time that person had messaged me without any previous interaction whatsoever "Sorry, I forgot to send you a Good Luck, in your New Home card  | |||
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"I got this 2 days ago…. 🙄 fancy scrap-ing the cheese off my cock with your teeth then draining the juice out of it ?" .... have you got a bucket. | |||
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"I don't really get messages so, even the one that said I looked like a "crackhead with a giant nose" I took as a win because, at least something graced my inbox." Mate fuck em.youve got some fabulous hair! And you Rock it! | |||
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"What's the most crazy, unexpected, audacious message or reply you've received on here? " My sister would love you too (sent from a single male profile) | |||
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"A guy messaged us to say our profile text was too long and here was here for sex, not to read a book. Then he blocked us."  | |||
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"I got this 2 days ago…. 🙄 fancy scrap-ing the cheese off my cock with your teeth then draining the juice out of it ?" How could you resist? 🤢😂 | |||
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"Remembered another crazy episode. We generally block single males unless we're looking. One chap decided to circumvent this by asking several lovely couples to message us on his behalf pretending he knew us. On messaging him to ask what was going on, he demanded to have Chelsea for a night as his fantasy is Asian girls and he really wanted a go on her.....the audacity of using other people was quite something!" Bro outsourced his messages | |||
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"I don't really get messages so, even the one that said I looked like a "crackhead with a giant nose" I took as a win because, at least something graced my inbox." That's cold blooded | |||
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"I've never tried a black chic can I try you Look at the pics you post what do you expect You must be fat and ugly that's why you deleted my messages and haven't checked my pics ..... Far worse but these were just from today that I remember off hand simply by saying... sorry I'm not your type good luck in here" The AUDACITY | |||
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"Had someone that wanted me to use them as a toilet... "That's a Vio | |||
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