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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Come get your breakfast, you sexy bunch of fabbers.

Come chat and maybe order a cofdee or two or if you me maybe three.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum

Strong black coffee and maybe a plain croissant please x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Strong black coffee and maybe a plain croissant please x"

Coming right up!!

How are you this morning?

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over

Oh a very much needed dpuble espresso topped with hot milk and a crispy croisant please.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh a very much needed dpuble espresso topped with hot milk and a crispy croisant please. "

Coming right up my good man.

How are you today?

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum


"Strong black coffee and maybe a plain croissant please x

Coming right up!!

How are you this morning?"

Contemplating going back to bed 🤣 You ok?

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over


"Oh a very much needed dpuble espresso topped with hot milk and a crispy croisant please.

Coming right up my good man.

How are you today? "

I am very good, will be off out in a bit, might even indulge on another coffee and a bit of cake. Then who knows, the posibilities are endless. I trust you are well.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Strong black coffee and maybe a plain croissant please x

Coming right up!!

How are you this morning?

Contemplating going back to bed 🤣 You ok?"

Debating on also going back to bed, but really I want to go out and socialise. 🤣

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Swansea

Good morning,

Please can I have 2 slices of seeded wholemeal toast with butter and honey, and a cup of coffee.

A week off for me, we have come to north Wales as my husband has work up here this week and I've come up with our dog. So Loki and I will be off exploring forestry walks today.

Have a lovely day all.

Mrs x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh a very much needed dpuble espresso topped with hot milk and a crispy croisant please.

Coming right up my good man.

How are you today?

I am very good, will be off out in a bit, might even indulge on another coffee and a bit of cake. Then who knows, the posibilities are endless. I trust you are well. "

I am good thanks

You might of noticed I put some biscuits with every order.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning,

Please can I have 2 slices of seeded wholemeal toast with butter and honey, and a cup of coffee.

A week off for me, we have come to north Wales as my husband has work up here this week and I've come up with our dog. So Loki and I will be off exploring forestry walks today.

Have a lovely day all.

Mrs x

"

Absolutely you can!!

Just be careful of sauron and the ring wraiths this time i dont know of any sexy elves who can take you back to Rivendell for a cure. 🤣

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards

***Chef's Special***

Laydeeezzzz....you may order Toot's trademarked "Boing Panini" if you're quick enough.

I'll just have a black Americano and almond croissant please Toot .

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By *reative-mindMan
5 weeks ago

Exeter

Can I have a coffee, black, 2 sugars and if possible can I have it intravenously via a drip that is just topped up throughout the day?

It's been one of those weeks so far.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"***Chef's Special***

Laydeeezzzz....you may order Toot's trademarked "Boing Panini" if you're quick enough.

I'll just have a black Americano and almond croissant please Toot ."

🤣

Coming right up

How are you?

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over


"Oh a very much needed dpuble espresso topped with hot milk and a crispy croisant please.

Coming right up my good man.

How are you today?

I am very good, will be off out in a bit, might even indulge on another coffee and a bit of cake. Then who knows, the posibilities are endless. I trust you are well.

I am good thanks

You might of noticed I put some biscuits with every order. "

Good man, well trained

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By *irty-pairCouple
5 weeks ago

South Essex

Two sausages and a latte, please

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By *oxychicWoman
5 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Can I have a caramel latte please 😄

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a coffee, black, 2 sugars and if possible can I have it intravenously via a drip that is just topped up throughout the day?

It's been one of those weeks so far. "

Yup you can have the same as me then 🤣.

And I totally get it.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards


"***Chef's Special***

Laydeeezzzz....you may order Toot's trademarked "Boing Panini" if you're quick enough.

I'll just have a black Americano and almond croissant please Toot . 🤣

Coming right up

How are you?"

Ta muchly. I'm good - sun is making a show of it too, which makes good even better. How are you Toot?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Two sausages and a latte, please "

Two sausages coming right up..

Wait a minute 🤣.

I'm kidding your order is coming to you now!

How are you today?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a caramel latte please 😄"

Absolutely I've just had one myself!!

How are you today?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"***Chef's Special***

Laydeeezzzz....you may order Toot's trademarked "Boing Panini" if you're quick enough.

I'll just have a black Americano and almond croissant please Toot . 🤣

Coming right up

How are you?

Ta muchly. I'm good - sun is making a show of it too, which makes good even better. How are you Toot?"

I'm ok, very much fueled by coffee right now.

But im good.

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By *irty-pairCouple
5 weeks ago

South Essex


"Two sausages and a latte, please

Two sausages coming right up..

Wait a minute 🤣.

I'm kidding your order is coming to you now!

How are you today?"

I’ll be better once I’ve devoured those sausages

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Two sausages and a latte, please

Two sausages coming right up..

Wait a minute 🤣.

I'm kidding your order is coming to you now!

How are you today?

I’ll be better once I’ve devoured those sausages "

My sausages here are very good, so please enjoy. 😉

And thank you for popping by!

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By *uicy 2020Woman
5 weeks ago

London

Good morning Tootus and all.

Can i please have an oat milk hazelnut late, with an extra shot, and I'll go for todays boing special too please

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By *HUSH-Man
5 weeks ago

London

I’ll take a keg of Cappuccino and at least a dozen Almond Croissants 🥐 please 🙏

I’m feeling rather peckish this morning

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning Tootus and all.

Can i please have an oat milk hazelnut late, with an extra shot, and I'll go for todays boing special too please "

🤣

One latte and one boing special for the lovely lady coming right up.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll take a keg of Cappuccino and at least a dozen Almond Croissants 🥐 please 🙏

I’m feeling rather peckish this morning "

Mate that's a big order... done you'll get it don't worry!

Hoea are you?

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By *viatrixWoman
5 weeks ago

Redhill

Morning! Black coffee and warm almond croissant please 😊 ☕️

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
5 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I'd love a cup of tea and a muffin.

Muffin meaning the thing you eat, not anything rude.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West

Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Morning! Black coffee and warm almond croissant please 😊 ☕️ "

Coming right up.

And morning to you too!

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By *coobyABCMan
5 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Large French Vanilla latte please. I'm going to sit here and people watch

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'd love a cup of tea and a muffin.

Muffin meaning the thing you eat, not anything rude. "

I know don't worry, coming right up!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far? "

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

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By *ungandMan
5 weeks ago

daveyhulme

Breakfast in bed for me …. Coffee and veggie sausage with eggs

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By *HUSH-Man
5 weeks ago

London


"I’ll take a keg of Cappuccino and at least a dozen Almond Croissants 🥐 please 🙏

I’m feeling rather peckish this morning

Mate that's a big order... done you'll get it don't worry!

Hoea are you?"

I feel like I’ve got a cold coming on but other than that I’m rather peachy.

How are you this morning Sir?

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By *vaRose43Woman
5 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Coffee

Double espresso macchiato please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far? "

Sounds delicious, on its way to you.

I'm good yourself?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Breakfast in bed for me …. Coffee and veggie sausage with eggs "
No problem on its way!

Have a good one my friend!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩."

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb...

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll take a keg of Cappuccino and at least a dozen Almond Croissants 🥐 please 🙏

I’m feeling rather peckish this morning

Mate that's a big order... done you'll get it don't worry!

Hoea are you?

I feel like I’ve got a cold coming on but other than that I’m rather peachy.

How are you this morning Sir?"

Brilliant im caffeine now.

Thats good too hear mate thanks for stopping by!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Coffee

Double espresso macchiato please

"

Absolutely.

Coming right up!

Have have a lovely day.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb..."

Oh all right I won't nick it 😇😇 - Toot - please may I have what Julie's also having, but no need for the milk .

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By *emptme1993Man
5 weeks ago

manchester

Extra shot in my coffee this morning please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb..."

finally someone gets it!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Strong Nambarrie tea, leave the bag in, with the smallest splash of milk possible (no more than 10ml).

And I'll have some Shakshouka to eat, if there's any on the menu.

Ta!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb...

Oh all right I won't nick it 😇😇 - Toot - please may I have what Julie's also having, but no need for the milk ."

Of course coming right up!

Hold the milk got you.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Extra shot in my coffee this morning please "

No worries I'll get that to you right away.

How are you?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Sounds delicious, on its way to you.

I'm good yourself?"

I'm off work this week so enjoying lazy lie ins and pottering. 🥰

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb...

Oh all right I won't nick it 😇😇 - Toot - please may I have what Julie's also having, but no need for the milk .

Of course coming right up!

Hold the milk got you.

"

Perfect - muchas mercis to you both.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Strong Nambarrie tea, leave the bag in, with the smallest splash of milk possible (no more than 10ml).

And I'll have some Shakshouka to eat, if there's any on the menu.

Ta!"

On it's way to you!

Sounds exotic.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Sounds delicious, on its way to you.

I'm good yourself?

I'm off work this week so enjoying lazy lie ins and pottering. 🥰"

Enjoy your lazy day then.

And feel to come thr bar later too.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb...

Oh all right I won't nick it 😇😇 - Toot - please may I have what Julie's also having, but no need for the milk ."

Thanks Nicky, now sit here and talk with me about why owls are the best birds.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb...

Oh all right I won't nick it 😇😇 - Toot - please may I have what Julie's also having, but no need for the milk .

Thanks Nicky, now sit here and talk with me about why owls are the best birds. "

They are the best birds.

Did you hear about the shark that's possessed by an owl?

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5 weeks ago


"Strong Nambarrie tea, leave the bag in, with the smallest splash of milk possible (no more than 10ml).

And I'll have some Shakshouka to eat, if there's any on the menu.

Ta!

On it's way to you!

Sounds exotic. "

Thanking you!

It's tomatoes, eggs, onions, potatoes, peppers, garlic and herbs and spices. And it's delicious

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Strong Nambarrie tea, leave the bag in, with the smallest splash of milk possible (no more than 10ml).

And I'll have some Shakshouka to eat, if there's any on the menu.

Ta!

On it's way to you!

Sounds exotic.

Thanking you!

It's tomatoes, eggs, onions, potatoes, peppers, garlic and herbs and spices. And it's delicious "

Ooh remind to try it.

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By *enk15Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

Morning, Tootus.

Not sure what my tab is up to now, but I'll take a strong black tea this morning

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Morning, Tootus.

Not sure what my tab is up to now, but I'll take a strong black tea this morning "

No tab go wild, unless your one of the muserable sods who come in, your fine

But coming up my guy!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

5 weeks ago

East Sussex

Good morning.

I'd like a pot of coffee this morning please I feel like taking my time, a jug of hot milk too please.

For breakfast I'd like to start with a beef steak tomato grilled with herbs, two rashers of unsmoked bacon and mushrooms please. Two slices of very hot toast with ice cold salted Danish butter and butter, thick cut marmalade to follow. Next I'll have greek yogurt with honey and walnuts and some fresh fruit. Then a selection of small pastries to finish.

That ought to set me up for the day I think. 🍽️

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning.

I'd like a pot of coffee this morning please I feel like taking my time, a jug of hot milk too please.

For breakfast I'd like to start with a beef steak tomato grilled with herbs, two rashers of unsmoked bacon and mushrooms please. Two slices of very hot toast with ice cold salted Danish butter and butter, thick cut marmalade to follow. Next I'll have greek yogurt with honey and walnuts and some fresh fruit. Then a selection of small pastries to finish.

That ought to set me up for the day I think. 🍽️"

a mighty breakfast, it will take a awhile..

Just kidding already done, I had the ghost from last night to help me 🤣.

How are you?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
5 weeks ago

North West


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb...

Oh all right I won't nick it 😇😇 - Toot - please may I have what Julie's also having, but no need for the milk .

Thanks Nicky, now sit here and talk with me about why owls are the best birds.

They are the best birds.

Did you hear about the shark that's possessed by an owl?"

No. Please tell me about the shark that's possessed by an owl. 😁🦉🦈

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb...

Oh all right I won't nick it 😇😇 - Toot - please may I have what Julie's also having, but no need for the milk .

Thanks Nicky, now sit here and talk with me about why owls are the best birds.

They are the best birds.

Did you hear about the shark that's possessed by an owl?

No. Please tell me about the shark that's possessed by an owl. 😁🦉🦈"

Oh shit have you watches it already 🤣I feel like I'm doing it injustice by saying it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

5 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Good morning.

I'd like a pot of coffee this morning please I feel like taking my time, a jug of hot milk too please.

For breakfast I'd like to start with a beef steak tomato grilled with herbs, two rashers of unsmoked bacon and mushrooms please. Two slices of very hot toast with ice cold salted Danish butter and butter, thick cut marmalade to follow. Next I'll have greek yogurt with honey and walnuts and some fresh fruit. Then a selection of small pastries to finish.

That ought to set me up for the day I think. 🍽️

a mighty breakfast, it will take a awhile..

Just kidding already done, I had the ghost from last night to help me 🤣.

How are you?"

That's a multi talented ghost. I hope it washed it's ghostly hands .

I'm fine, hope you are too 😊

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning.

I'd like a pot of coffee this morning please I feel like taking my time, a jug of hot milk too please.

For breakfast I'd like to start with a beef steak tomato grilled with herbs, two rashers of unsmoked bacon and mushrooms please. Two slices of very hot toast with ice cold salted Danish butter and butter, thick cut marmalade to follow. Next I'll have greek yogurt with honey and walnuts and some fresh fruit. Then a selection of small pastries to finish.

That ought to set me up for the day I think. 🍽️

a mighty breakfast, it will take a awhile..

Just kidding already done, I had the ghost from last night to help me 🤣.

How are you?

That's a multi talented ghost. I hope it washed it's ghostly hands .

I'm fine, hope you are too 😊"

🤣what a night that was, it did don't worry!

I'm.good thanks just having another coffee and looking for work.

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire

If breakfast is still open, can i have a black coffee and 2 teacakes toasted pls

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By *MattyMan
5 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

coffee and emails for me this morning.....nothing too exciting

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If breakfast is still open, can i have a black coffee and 2 teacakes toasted pls "
open for awhile mate!

Coming right up!

How are you today, my friend?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"coffee and emails for me this morning.....nothing too exciting"
come sit down and order something exciting then 😁

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire


"If breakfast is still open, can i have a black coffee and 2 teacakes toasted pls open for awhile mate!

Coming right up!

How are you today, my friend?"

Im good thank you sir. Lazy day, before work tomorrow. Any chance i cam have mine while im still in bed

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If breakfast is still open, can i have a black coffee and 2 teacakes toasted pls open for awhile mate!

Coming right up!

How are you today, my friend?

Im good thank you sir. Lazy day, before work tomorrow. Any chance i cam have mine while im still in bed "

No worries my friend I have a lovely ghost helper name Nancy, who is great at delivering.

Just be careful She gets very handsy

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb...

Oh all right I won't nick it 😇😇 - Toot - please may I have what Julie's also having, but no need for the milk .

Thanks Nicky, now sit here and talk with me about why owls are the best birds.

They are the best birds.

Did you hear about the shark that's possessed by an owl?

No. Please tell me about the shark that's possessed by an owl. 😁🦉🦈

Oh shit have you watches it already 🤣I feel like I'm doing it injustice by saying it."

Owls are indeed amazing birds. Very affectionate too. I and my children held and flew a fair few many moons ago. Harris Hawks are hilarious, although I reserve my greatest fondness for Peregrines and Golden Eagles. I've stroked a couple of Peregrines and Golden Eagles, and they seemed happy with it. In the same way a cat is happy with a stroke, and then proceeds to fuck you up.

Which is a main reason I love cats too.

Strong coffee this btw...😵‍💫 ...

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on malted bloomer toast, an americano with cold milk and a large orange juice please. 😍

Thank you so much. How is everyone's morning going so far?

Blimey!

Someone distract Julie whilst I nick that breakfast please 🤩🤩🤩.

🤯 It's the magical fab cafe, you can just order your own. 😘 But just for you I'll go check out Torso Tuesday, brb...

Oh all right I won't nick it 😇😇 - Toot - please may I have what Julie's also having, but no need for the milk .

Thanks Nicky, now sit here and talk with me about why owls are the best birds.

They are the best birds.

Did you hear about the shark that's possessed by an owl?

No. Please tell me about the shark that's possessed by an owl. 😁🦉🦈

Oh shit have you watches it already 🤣I feel like I'm doing it injustice by saying it.

Owls are indeed amazing birds. Very affectionate too. I and my children held and flew a fair few many moons ago. Harris Hawks are hilarious, although I reserve my greatest fondness for Peregrines and Golden Eagles. I've stroked a couple of Peregrines and Golden Eagles, and they seemed happy with it. In the same way a cat is happy with a stroke, and then proceeds to fuck you up.

Which is a main reason I love cats too.

Strong coffee this btw...😵‍💫 ..."

rocket fuel hehehe

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good morning 😁

A pot of tea and some anchovette spread on toast please.

(They've discontinued making it, alas, but this is a fantasy café, so I can dream).

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning 😁

A pot of tea and some anchovette spread on toast please.

(They've discontinued making it, alas, but this is a fantasy café, so I can dream).

❤"

Exactly.one fantasy bases breakfast coming right up!

How are you?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good morning 😁

A pot of tea and some anchovette spread on toast please.

(They've discontinued making it, alas, but this is a fantasy café, so I can dream).

Exactly.one fantasy bases breakfast coming right up!

How are you?"

I'm alright, thank you, CT.

😊

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning 😁

A pot of tea and some anchovette spread on toast please.

(They've discontinued making it, alas, but this is a fantasy café, so I can dream).

Exactly.one fantasy bases breakfast coming right up!

How are you?

I'm alright, thank you, CT.

😊"

That's good to here then

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ooh, it’s chilly out today! I’ll have a big mug of tea and some buttered toast, please.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ooh, it’s chilly out today! I’ll have a big mug of tea and some buttered toast, please.

Mrs TMN x"

Absolutely!!

Comings.right up!

How are you both?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Ooh, it’s chilly out today! I’ll have a big mug of tea and some buttered toast, please.

Mrs TMN x

Absolutely!!

Comings.right up!

How are you both?"

We’re good thanks. I’m enjoying a lazy holiday morning whilst Mr is at work. Bad luck for him.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ooh, it’s chilly out today! I’ll have a big mug of tea and some buttered toast, please.

Mrs TMN x

Absolutely!!

Comings.right up!

How are you both?

We’re good thanks. I’m enjoying a lazy holiday morning whilst Mr is at work. Bad luck for him. "

Ahh yeah definitely, well enjoy your lazy holiday.

And come back again!

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire


"If breakfast is still open, can i have a black coffee and 2 teacakes toasted pls open for awhile mate!

Coming right up!

How are you today, my friend?

Im good thank you sir. Lazy day, before work tomorrow. Any chance i cam have mine while im still in bed

No worries my friend I have a lovely ghost helper name Nancy, who is great at delivering.

Just be careful She gets very handsy "

Oooo Nancy, is this all part of the service. She here now and very helpful with me

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If breakfast is still open, can i have a black coffee and 2 teacakes toasted pls open for awhile mate!

Coming right up!

How are you today, my friend?

Im good thank you sir. Lazy day, before work tomorrow. Any chance i cam have mine while im still in bed

No worries my friend I have a lovely ghost helper name Nancy, who is great at delivering.

Just be careful She gets very handsy

Oooo Nancy, is this all part of the service. She here now and very helpful with me "

She might be but that depends, shes sleeping now, she made a big ol breakfast for one of the customers, tired her out abit.

She'll be around when the bar opens later though.

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire


"If breakfast is still open, can i have a black coffee and 2 teacakes toasted pls open for awhile mate!

Coming right up!

How are you today, my friend?

Im good thank you sir. Lazy day, before work tomorrow. Any chance i cam have mine while im still in bed

No worries my friend I have a lovely ghost helper name Nancy, who is great at delivering.

Just be careful She gets very handsy

Oooo Nancy, is this all part of the service. She here now and very helpful with me

She might be but that depends, shes sleeping now, she made a big ol breakfast for one of the customers, tired her out abit.

She'll be around when the bar opens later though. "

Cafe in the morning....pub later, i like that idea. Think ill have to pop back in and keep nancy company while she pulls the odd pint

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If breakfast is still open, can i have a black coffee and 2 teacakes toasted pls open for awhile mate!

Coming right up!

How are you today, my friend?

Im good thank you sir. Lazy day, before work tomorrow. Any chance i cam have mine while im still in bed

No worries my friend I have a lovely ghost helper name Nancy, who is great at delivering.

Just be careful She gets very handsy

Oooo Nancy, is this all part of the service. She here now and very helpful with me

She might be but that depends, shes sleeping now, she made a big ol breakfast for one of the customers, tired her out abit.

She'll be around when the bar opens later though.

Cafe in the morning....pub later, i like that idea. Think ill have to pop back in and keep nancy company while she pulls the odd pint"

Don't get handsy with her though, she will ask you.

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire


"If breakfast is still open, can i have a black coffee and 2 teacakes toasted pls open for awhile mate!

Coming right up!

How are you today, my friend?

Im good thank you sir. Lazy day, before work tomorrow. Any chance i cam have mine while im still in bed

No worries my friend I have a lovely ghost helper name Nancy, who is great at delivering.

Just be careful She gets very handsy

Oooo Nancy, is this all part of the service. She here now and very helpful with me

She might be but that depends, shes sleeping now, she made a big ol breakfast for one of the customers, tired her out abit.

She'll be around when the bar opens later though.

Cafe in the morning....pub later, i like that idea. Think ill have to pop back in and keep nancy company while she pulls the odd pint

Don't get handsy with her though, she will ask you. "

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By *iss KinkWoman
5 weeks ago

North West

Could I have eggs Benedict please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Could I have eggs Benedict please "

Absolutely you can!

And how are you today?

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By *iss KinkWoman
5 weeks ago

North West


"Could I have eggs Benedict please

Absolutely you can!

And how are you today?"

I’m very well thank you. How are you?

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By *MattyMan
5 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Popping in for a sandwich and a coffee, and some chat

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Could I have eggs Benedict please

Absolutely you can!

And how are you today?

I’m very well thank you. How are you? "

I don't know how I missed this apologies, but im very well thanks, I hope you enjoyed smile 2.

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

A very large coffee and scrambled egg on toast for 1 please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A very large coffee and scrambled egg on toast for 1 please "

Coming right up!

How's your morning?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
5 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Bacon and sausage roll with ketchup and a cuppa tea please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Bacon and sausage roll with ketchup and a cuppa tea please "

Coming right up!

I could do with bacon right now.

How are you today?

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 weeks ago

Leeds


"A very large coffee and scrambled egg on toast for 1 please

Coming right up!

How's your morning? "

Good morning OP....drained...and not in a good way

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A very large coffee and scrambled egg on toast for 1 please

Coming right up!

How's your morning?

Good morning OP....drained...and not in a good way "

I'm sorry to hear that, I was kept awake by my sleep paralysis last night so i get it, but probably not in the same way.

It should only be the good kind of drained.

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By *arysueCouple
5 weeks ago

West Wales

Nice milky coffee in bed please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Nice milky coffee in bed please "

Coming right up!

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Are you not knackered after your shift in the Fab bar last night?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Are you not knackered after your shift in the Fab bar last night? "

Kinda, my sleep is awful currently anyway, what can you do.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Swansea

Good morning,

I would like weetabix, coffee and apple juice please. I'm fuelling a run for this morning.

Have a lovely day all.

Mrs

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning,

I would like weetabix, coffee and apple juice please. I'm fuelling a run for this morning.

Have a lovely day all.

Mrs "

Coming right up!

You as well!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *HUSH-Man
5 weeks ago

London

Good morning 👋

I’ll take a cappuccino, a hot chocolate and a pastry. Anything with cinnamon on please.

Thank you ☺️

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good morning 👋

I’ll take a cappuccino, a hot chocolate and a pastry. Anything with cinnamon on please.

Thank you ☺️ "

Coming right up!

Good morning aswell!

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over

Tootus, I like your breakfasts so here I am for some avocado and poached egg on toast to go with my croisants this morning. Oh and one of those butch coffees you make please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Tootus, I like your breakfasts so here I am for some avocado and poached egg on toast to go with my croisants this morning. Oh and one of those butch coffees you make please "

Coming right up

Anything else and how is your day?

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By *scaMan
5 weeks ago

Herts / London / Beyond

I could really use another coffee.

Flat white please :D

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over


"Tootus, I like your breakfasts so here I am for some avocado and poached egg on toast to go with my croisants this morning. Oh and one of those butch coffees you make please

Coming right up

Anything else and how is your day?"

Thank you. I can't be greedy and stay with that. Elevenses are not too far behind. All good and your tooty self?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Tootus, I like your breakfasts so here I am for some avocado and poached egg on toast to go with my croisants this morning. Oh and one of those butch coffees you make please

Coming right up

Anything else and how is your day?

Thank you. I can't be greedy and stay with that. Elevenses are not too far behind. All good and your tooty self? "

Ehh best they can be.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Tea and toasted muffins, please.

😁

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Tea and toasted muffins, please.

😁"

Coming right up!!

How are you davina?😁

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Orders up!

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over

A double brandy please, ty.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A double brandy please, ty. "

Nice try while we do have brandy not at this time.

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over


"A double brandy please, ty.

Nice try while we do have brandy not at this time. "

Sorry wrong thread.

Just a nice chamomile tea for me then please, ta!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A double brandy please, ty.

Nice try while we do have brandy not at this time.

Sorry wrong thread.

Just a nice chamomile tea for me then please, ta! "

Absolutely!

How are you my good sir!

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over


"A double brandy please, ty.

Nice try while we do have brandy not at this time.

Sorry wrong thread.

Just a nice chamomile tea for me then please, ta!

Absolutely!

How are you my good sir!"

I am sure will be better soon, ty toots. Hope you are just grand

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A double brandy please, ty.

Nice try while we do have brandy not at this time.

Sorry wrong thread.

Just a nice chamomile tea for me then please, ta!

Absolutely!

How are you my good sir!

I am sure will be better soon, ty toots. Hope you are just grand"

Trying I just filled glas full of unnecessarily strong coffee.

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over


"A double brandy please, ty.

Nice try while we do have brandy not at this time.

Sorry wrong thread.

Just a nice chamomile tea for me then please, ta!

Absolutely!

How are you my good sir!

I am sure will be better soon, ty toots. Hope you are just grand

Trying I just filled glas full of unnecessarily strong coffee. "

A bright light is just round the corner

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A double brandy please, ty.

Nice try while we do have brandy not at this time.

Sorry wrong thread.

Just a nice chamomile tea for me then please, ta!

Absolutely!

How are you my good sir!

I am sure will be better soon, ty toots. Hope you are just grand

Trying I just filled glas full of unnecessarily strong coffee.

A bright light is just round the corner"

Might wanna Read that one again. man

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