FabSwingers.com forum: You’re all animals

By *layfullsam OP Man
14 weeks ago

Solihull

Not really, well maybe

Anyway let’s have your weird, wonderful, funny or even fake animal facts

Flying forwards and backwards – that’s no problem for honeybees and bumblebees, they emit a zzub sound when flying backwards

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By *layfullsam OP Man
14 weeks ago

Solihull

Chickens let out a mini roar when they don’t think they’re being watched as a reminder of their dinosaur past

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Bears don't shit in the woods they use portapottys

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By *elix SightedMan
14 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Giraffes have the same number of bones in their necks as yoomans

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By *layfullsam OP Man
14 weeks ago

Solihull

Hippos don’t swim they walk on the bottom of the river or lake

Technically they can fly as all four feet leave the ground together when they run

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By * aime la biteWoman
14 weeks ago

wonderland

Rabbits can't vomit

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Dogs can't look up.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

The platypus and echnida are the only two mammals that lay eggs

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By *layfullsam OP Man
14 weeks ago

Solihull

Sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift apart.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
14 weeks ago

Solihull

Penguins spend ages looking for a pebble to give another penguin to 'propose' and p-p-p-p-p-pick up a partner

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By *layfullsam OP Man
14 weeks ago

Solihull

Flamingos can only eat when there head is downside up

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By *layfullsam OP Man
14 weeks ago

Solihull

Like the classic basketball film

Elephants can’t jump

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By *inxy777Woman
14 weeks ago

essex

"Sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift apart."
that’s is so 🥰 x

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By *layfullsam OP Man
14 weeks ago

Solihull

"Sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift apart. that’s is so 🥰 x"

I’ve tried it on a water bed

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Aelephants can scratch there belly with there massive cock.

Thia isnt fake believe it or not 🤣

I tried to lie last time.

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By *elix SightedMan
14 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Lizards can regenerate their limbs if one gets bitten off by a peckish mongoose.

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By * aime la biteWoman
14 weeks ago

wonderland

Cows can't walk down stairs

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Dogs can't look up. "

Tell that to my Dog when he's arguing with hot air balloons, Pidgeons, funny shaped clouds and next doors cat who torments him from the shed roof

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By *vaRose43Woman
14 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Ducks have corkscrew penis’s and vaginas

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Cats can't knit jumpers because they have no thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Cats can't knit jumpers because they have no thumbs "

Cats are the best though x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Dogs can't look up.

Tell that to my Dog when he's arguing with hot air balloons, Pidgeons, funny shaped clouds and next doors cat who torments him from the shed roof

Well according to Big Al.......

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Ducks have corkscrew penis’s and vaginas "

This is true 🤣

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands

Zebras are just horses wearing stripey onesies 🦓

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire

A cow can walk up stairs but not back down them

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By *rsMxCouple
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

When snakes poop, their bum opens and closes in a flap motion that looks like a planes cargo hold door - think every movie you've ever seen when drugs or guns are being smuggled out of Cuba during a high speed chase

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By *ust want fun 888Man
14 weeks ago

nearby

It’s pigs that can’t look up

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
14 weeks ago

york

"Like the classic basketball film

Elephants can’t jump "

But dogs can dunk

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Stockport

"Cats can't knit jumpers because they have no thumbs "

What if they use a knitting machine?

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By *sWyldWoman
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Crocodiles can gallop...

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By *ags73Man
14 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"When snakes poop, their bum opens and closes in a flap motion that looks like a planes cargo hold door - think every movie you've ever seen when drugs or guns are being smuggled out of Cuba during a high speed chase

Well, that was educational

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Stockport

"Zebras are just horses wearing stripey onesies 🦓"

Horses are zebras that went out in the rain and the stripes washed off...

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Lions are afraid of chairs

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire

"Lions are afraid of chairs "

But not men in shiny top hats and red coats

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By *he Silver FuxMan
14 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Dogs called Fenton don’t respond to their owners voice

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By *anGuy4funMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Pandas are the only bear capable of having an existential crisis

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Polar bears don't shit in the woods.

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands

"Zebras are just horses wearing stripey onesies 🦓

Horses are zebras that went out in the rain and the stripes washed off..."

🤔 makes perfect sense to me!

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire

"Polar bears don't shit in the woods."

But how do they keep their fur so white

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By *ornucopiaMan
14 weeks ago

Bexley

Marginally more likely that I will ever see a snake's bum than such a movie...

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By *ornucopiaMan
14 weeks ago

Bexley

"Polar bears don't shit in the woods.

But how do they keep their fur so white "

Ask the Pope's ermine keeper.

Yes, I know that ermine doesn't come from polar bears but at least everyone knows the the basic facts about bears and the Pope!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all...

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By *tew008Man
14 weeks ago

edinburgh

do it like they do on the discovery channel

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By *vaRose43Woman
14 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"The hedgehog can never be buggered at all..."

❤️ bonus points for a Pratchett reference

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
14 weeks ago

Bristol

Barnacles have the longest penis to body size ratio in the animal kingdom, up to 8 times their body length

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By *ik NaksCouple
14 weeks ago

Wigan

Giraffes were designed to have long necks so they could give themselves a blow job and then spit it out on top of a tree, so if you’re ever stood under a tree and a white substance hits your shoulder just be aware it my not be bird shit

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By *vaRose43Woman
14 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

The colour of eggs a chicken lays is spray painted on. Their shells are either white or blue, but the colour is applied spray gun style while the egg is getting close to being layed

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
14 weeks ago

Bristol

Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down

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By *penminddmanMan
14 weeks ago

Lisburn

I kinda feel like a sexual Tyrannosaurus rex tbh

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By *r Mind CandyMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

Cats are terrified of cucumbers…. YouTube “cats vs cucumber”!

You’re welcome 😁

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