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What would you like to do to the person above?- Round 13

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

La La Land

Do tell 😈

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Green velvet ❤️

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By *rT25Man
11 weeks ago

Rotherham

Hopefully he's got some decent music to listen to on there

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By *entleswinger69Man
11 weeks ago

Exeter

Borrow a suit

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By *IXEN200Woman
11 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Borrow a suit "

Cuddle him

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
11 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Drinks and a natter

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By *ante40Man
11 weeks ago

Moving around


"Drinks and a natter "
get more tattoos together

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By *entleswinger69Man
11 weeks ago

Exeter

Have a beer

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

pint

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Pint and a game of pool

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Go foraging

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Go foraging "

Join the forage expedition

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Go foraging

Join the forage expedition "

Seems like fun

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By *antasdeerideMan
11 weeks ago

winfrith

let him fly away

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By *rchie300Man
11 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Ask him for a piggy back

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By *IXEN200Woman
11 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Go foraging "

For what?

I can help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Go foraging

For what?

I can help lol"

Highly rare truffles

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By *IXEN200Woman
11 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Ask him for a piggy back "

Don't fall off

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Cocktails

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By *smithukMan
11 weeks ago

cardiff

Restrain

Ravish

Repeat

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By *rT25Man
11 weeks ago

Rotherham

Help the keen photographer take pictures of Sparkle

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By *iandti2023Couple
11 weeks ago

Wokingham

Chris is a remarkable guy… be his wingman

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By *amesbernard32Man
11 weeks ago

Mayo

Kiss them both all over

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By *dan0945Man
11 weeks ago

Rugby

Suck his dick

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By *ecky124TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Middlewich

Sit on his cock

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
11 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Try roller skating

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Pass their fancy.

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By *ommy trucker1Man
11 weeks ago

south wales

Give him clear lenses

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Offer him some Welsh Butter.

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Offer him some Welsh Butter."

Come to London and buy this man a drink.

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By *rT25Man
11 weeks ago

Rotherham

Join him and Nero for beers

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By *ecky124TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Middlewich

Go for a coffee

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By *rightonsteveMan
11 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yeah a beer. I’d put on a northern accent and see if he noticed.

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By *ecky124TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Middlewich

Go for a beer

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By *ucksguy2000Man
11 weeks ago

aylesbury

Lick her bum

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Put Fred Wedlock's LP on and slide him over a pint of beer

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Buy him a Google NEST speaker to replace the Echo Dot in his kitchen.

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

Get tipsy and belt out Bananaramas greatest hits with him on karaoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I'm not at liberty to say

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands


"Get tipsy and belt out Bananaramas greatest hits with him on karaoke."

This was for Fabtastic Mr Fox, but it works for Nero too!

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By *oney HoneyWoman
11 weeks ago

York

Try on her amazing lingerie collection

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By *beeMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

Squeeze that bum!!! 😉

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Try her, period.

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By *usurrusCouple
11 weeks ago

North West.


"Squeeze that bum!!! 😉"

Ask everyone to slow down I can't keep up.

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Admire her décollatage.

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By *usurrusCouple
11 weeks ago

North West.


"Admire her décollatage."

Get him and Mr Fox to tidy up the chicken pen.

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By *oney HoneyWoman
11 weeks ago

York


"Try her, period."

Thank God for the comma!

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By *umandshareUSCouple
11 weeks ago

neath

Make friends have a laugh an hopefully fun

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By *v77Man
11 weeks ago

Cannock

100%

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By *allGuy1000Man
11 weeks ago

Reading

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By *haiababeWoman
11 weeks ago

North devon

Get him to tell me whatbhe deleted

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By *CB1975Man
11 weeks ago

Walsall

Well now then...

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

Find out what he wanted to do

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By *haiababeWoman
11 weeks ago

North devon

Get you to tell me when you find out

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By *icouple24Couple
11 weeks ago

Limavady


"Get you to tell me when you find out "

Please every inch ofnyour body

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By *CB1975Man
11 weeks ago

Walsall

Go with the flow, hopefully ends up with lots of fun

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

La La Land

Take him to a water park and use his body as my float

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

Receive a party invite

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By *ik NaksCouple
11 weeks ago

Wigan

Go with him to this party if he gets invited

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By *-jonMan
11 weeks ago

London


"Go with him to this party if he gets invited"

Have our own party

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By *iandti2023Couple
11 weeks ago

Wokingham

Dance with him at his party

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By *-jonMan
11 weeks ago

London


"Dance with him at his party "

It’s no party without a dance 🥂

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By *rastarMan
11 weeks ago

london

Beers on me

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol

Enjoy that free beer

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By *rT25Man
11 weeks ago

Rotherham

Join in with them both for that beer

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Gin and plaTonic with him... ...⬆️

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Gin and plaTonic with him... ...⬆️"
Still drinks, definitely could use them.

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By *MattyMan
11 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

buy them a beer

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"buy them a beer"

Ask to see his operator's licence for that thing then pass him a beer.

Then look for Nerø to tell him I've got Echo Show 15 😂, and accept Daizy with Bananarama (and anything else fruity she was offering).

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By *acob SpenserMan
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Go on a rave and just have a laugh at the party everyone's at

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By *ommy trucker1Man
11 weeks ago

south wales

Take you shopping to buy you some pants lol 😆

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By *artfordBlokeMan
11 weeks ago

Dartford

Buy him a pint and ask what sort of bike I should get

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By *MattyMan
11 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

buy a pint

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By *rT25Man
11 weeks ago

Rotherham

Join him for a pint if he's buying

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By *KBiMale2023Man
11 weeks ago

WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON

Pint

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
11 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Glass of water

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By *antasdeerideMan
11 weeks ago

winfrith

share a rolo

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Give him my last Fruitella™ (he's a fine Fella).

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

Southampton


"Give him my last Fruitella™ (he's a fine Fella)."

Gin and a snog

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By *rd wheelMan
11 weeks ago

Peterborough

Wine, dine and sixty nine x

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
11 weeks ago

Right up your street

Play chess

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By *inkster seekingMan
11 weeks ago

Ponty

Play tiddlywinks

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Play tiddlywinks "

Play 'avoid getting caught in the gravitational orbit of his penis" game.

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By *rT25Man
11 weeks ago

Rotherham

Leg day

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By *ecky124TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Middlewich

Go for a beer

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By *uffnmuffCouple
11 weeks ago

London


"Go for a beer "
go rolling skating x

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By *dam1971Man
11 weeks ago

Bedford

Encourage more cleavage photos

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By *inxy777Woman
11 weeks ago

essex


"Encourage more cleavage photos "
suit off!

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Drinks and the theatre

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11 weeks ago


"Drinks and the theatre "

Stare into her stunning eyes

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By *shgeorgijonesCouple
11 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Spit roast

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By *ex HolesMan
11 weeks ago

Up North

Pound her ring piece to oblivion

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Give him two pounds of ready made Øblivion.

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By *ags73Man
11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Shake his hand in a manly way and buy him a pint in a decent establishment

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By *ex HolesMan
11 weeks ago

Up North

Spunk in his face

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Spunk in his face "

Help him spunk in the other guys face

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By *r Black 85Man
11 weeks ago

nottingham

Drinks and then.....😎

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By *iandti2023Couple
11 weeks ago

Wokingham

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By *ecky124TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Middlewich

Very sexy pair and drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Go roller skating together

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 weeks ago

Darwen

Go gym together

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By *iandti2023Couple
11 weeks ago

Wokingham

Take lessons for roller skates and then take her out for dinner xx

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By *huck5772Man
11 weeks ago

dukinfield

Drinks and a club

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Pint

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

La La Land

Use his pubes as dental floss

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By *nya NeesWoman
11 weeks ago

Brum


"Use his pubes as dental floss "

Very many lovely things

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol


"Use his pubes as dental floss

Very many lovely things "

Even more filthy things

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By *rT25Man
11 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Use his pubes as dental floss

Very many lovely things

Even more filthy things "

Watch him and Busybusyghoul do filthy things

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11 weeks ago


"Use his pubes as dental floss

Very many lovely things

Even more filthy things

Watch him and Busybusyghoul do filthy things "

Watch him watching him and busybusyghoul do filthy things

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol


"Use his pubes as dental floss

Very many lovely things

Even more filthy things

Watch him and Busybusyghoul do filthy things

Watch him watching him and busybusyghoul do filthy things "

Enact that creampie we discussed

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Use his pubes as dental floss

Very many lovely things

Even more filthy things

Watch him and Busybusyghoul do filthy things

Watch him watching him and busybusyghoul do filthy things

Enact that creampie we discussed "

Enact that 69 we discussed

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
11 weeks ago

Bristol


"Use his pubes as dental floss

Very many lovely things

Even more filthy things

Watch him and Busybusyghoul do filthy things

Watch him watching him and busybusyghoul do filthy things

Enact that creampie we discussed

Enact that 69 we discussed "

Book a flight to Bristol

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
11 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Game of polo

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Game of polo"

Spend a long filthy weekend in the uk with.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Game of polo

Spend a long filthy weekend in the uk with. "

See if they need a house sitter, whilst it's only hubby who leaves 😉.

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By *B69Woman
11 weeks ago

Wiltshire

The list is endless

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11 weeks ago


"The list is endless"

Eat, eat and eat some more!!! Mmmm

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
11 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Buy him a guinea pig

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Would love that

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

He would love it... ... ... ...^

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Of course!! Hahaha

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Cøcktåils.

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By *heIndianladynEnglishguyCouple
11 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Cøcktåils."

Compliment his shirt collection

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By *ommy trucker1Man
11 weeks ago

south wales

Be able to change your minds about meeting single guys lol 😆

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Stop him from blocking the middle lane on the motorways

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Stop him from blocking the middle lane on the motorways "

Lend him some pants.

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By *nya NeesWoman
11 weeks ago

Brum


"Stop him from blocking the middle lane on the motorways

Lend him some pants."

Lie down on that sun lounger with him

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Caress her

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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

La La Land


"Stop him from blocking the middle lane on the motorways

Lend him some pants.

Lie down on that sun lounger with him "

Get her to glaze my face like a doughnut

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

gym workout

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

More cocktåils.

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By *he HandiemanMan
11 weeks ago

north west


"More cocktåils."

Pint

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By *egs11openedWoman
11 weeks ago

north dub

Gym workout

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By *he HandiemanMan
11 weeks ago

north west


"Gym workout "

Let’s do it

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By *ootyfruityCouple
11 weeks ago

andover


"Gym workout "

Make daisy chains

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Gym workout

Make daisy chains"

Bite her bum!

More than 3 times, less than 72.

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

But him a Nick Drake album.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Buy him a gingerbread latte. With the little gingerbread man biscuit.

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By *ondon2023Man
11 weeks ago

Edgware

Take her out for a meal

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By *pentoall555Man
11 weeks ago

benfleet

Take her to dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Take her to dinner "

Stack donuts on his penis

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By *ussle SproutMan
11 weeks ago

the middle

KFC and a lot of Malibu

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By *ustbelfastMan
11 weeks ago

Belfast

Nibble on the inside of her thighs whilst letting my fingers play

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Take her to dinner

Stack donuts on his penis "

Malibu and .if I ever bump into her at a club.

Tame I know.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

Southampton


"Take her to dinner

Stack donuts on his penis

Malibu and .if I ever bump into her at a club.

Tame I know."

Go for ice cream

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By *ussle SproutMan
11 weeks ago

the middle


"Nibble on the inside of his thighs whilst letting my fingers play"

Fixed it for you

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Kiss her

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

And him

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By *ustbelfastMan
11 weeks ago

Belfast


"Nibble on the inside of his thighs whilst letting my fingers play

Fixed it for you "

Others here obviously shoot their moments quickly

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By *egs11openedWoman
11 weeks ago

north dub

Pass him a towel

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By *otThatBigMan
11 weeks ago

st helens

Buy him quicker broadband

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Lend him a picture for his profile.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

Southampton


"Lend him a picture for his profile. "

Inspect his tattoos close up

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Lend him a picture for his profile.

Inspect his tattoos close up"

Put her vest on, it's cold out 🥶

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By *egs11openedWoman
11 weeks ago

north dub

Gonout for a vino and chat all things fab

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Lend him a picture for his profile.

Inspect his tattoos close up"

Wine.

And ice cream.

Any order.

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Promote his new video for loyalties

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Promote his new video for loyalties "

Not sure what your talking about.

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Give him an extra "o" for his Tootus.

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Give him an extra "o" for his Tootus."

So toootus?

Or tootuso?

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By *rT25Man
11 weeks ago

Rotherham

I head to his bar for a few beers

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I head to his bar for a few beers"

Just come to Burtpn when I get paid I'll buy you a drink.

When I get a job 🤣

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By *he HandiemanMan
11 weeks ago

north west

Pint

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I head to his bar for a few beers

Just come to Burtpn when I get paid I'll buy you a drink.

When I get a job 🤣 "

Magick him a good job. Such a lovely fella.

Thanks for the Nick Drake album Nero .

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Listen to some jackson c frank albums with.

(He was an influence on both nick drake and paul simon)

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Listen to some jackson c frank albums with.

(He was an influence on both nick drake and paul simon)"

Can we chuck a bit of random Sun Ra into the evening as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Listen to some jackson c frank albums with.

(He was an influence on both nick drake and paul simon)

Can we chuck a bit of random Sun Ra into the evening as well?"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Listen to some jackson c frank albums with.

(He was an influence on both nick drake and paul simon)

Can we chuck a bit of random Sun Ra into the evening as well?

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Race together, naked on ostriches. But it's a little course that's set up for dogs that you see at Crufts. The ostriches have to jump the fences, but we have to dismount then go in the tunnels and stuff, then remount.

The winner would be tossed up and down in a blanket held by naked dwarves whilst the loser had to do a lap balancing 10 beermats between their arse cheeks. For everyone that drops out, they have to 10 squat thrusts.

It would be indoors and a crowd similar to those found watching Gladiators with the giant rubber hands waving.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Listen to some jackson c frank albums with.

(He was an influence on both nick drake and paul simon)

Can we chuck a bit of random Sun Ra into the evening as well?

Race together, naked on ostriches. But it's a little course that's set up for dogs that you see at Crufts. The ostriches have to jump the fences, but we have to dismount then go in the tunnels and stuff, then remount.

The winner would be tossed up and down in a blanket held by naked dwarves whilst the loser had to do a lap balancing 10 beermats between their arse cheeks. For everyone that drops out, they have to 10 squat thrusts.

It would be indoors and a crowd similar to those found watching Gladiators with the giant rubber hands waving. "

Be in the crowd, cheering with a giant rubber hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Listen to some jackson c frank albums with.

(He was an influence on both nick drake and paul simon)

Can we chuck a bit of random Sun Ra into the evening as well?

Race together, naked on ostriches. But it's a little course that's set up for dogs that you see at Crufts. The ostriches have to jump the fences, but we have to dismount then go in the tunnels and stuff, then remount.

The winner would be tossed up and down in a blanket held by naked dwarves whilst the loser had to do a lap balancing 10 beermats between their arse cheeks. For everyone that drops out, they have to 10 squat thrusts.

It would be indoors and a crowd similar to those found watching Gladiators with the giant rubber hands waving.

Be in the crowd, cheering with a giant rubber hand. "

Beat him at Air Hockey

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Listen to some jackson c frank albums with.

(He was an influence on both nick drake and paul simon)

Can we chuck a bit of random Sun Ra into the evening as well?

Race together, naked on ostriches. But it's a little course that's set up for dogs that you see at Crufts. The ostriches have to jump the fences, but we have to dismount then go in the tunnels and stuff, then remount.

The winner would be tossed up and down in a blanket held by naked dwarves whilst the loser had to do a lap balancing 10 beermats between their arse cheeks. For everyone that drops out, they have to 10 squat thrusts.

It would be indoors and a crowd similar to those found watching Gladiators with the giant rubber hands waving.

Be in the crowd, cheering with a giant rubber hand.

Beat him at Air Hockey "

Naked air hockey whilst sat on giant tortoises. In

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
11 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Beat her at air hockey... winner stays on

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Listen to some jackson c frank albums with.

(He was an influence on both nick drake and paul simon)

Can we chuck a bit of random Sun Ra into the evening as well?

Race together, naked on ostriches. But it's a little course that's set up for dogs that you see at Crufts. The ostriches have to jump the fences, but we have to dismount then go in the tunnels and stuff, then remount.

The winner would be tossed up and down in a blanket held by naked dwarves whilst the loser had to do a lap balancing 10 beermats between their arse cheeks. For everyone that drops out, they have to 10 squat thrusts.

It would be indoors and a crowd similar to those found watching Gladiators with the giant rubber hands waving.

Be in the crowd, cheering with a giant rubber hand.

Beat him at Air Hockey "

Be 174 to her 173.

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