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"I might as well do it I get the blame anyway " Kinda thought you might appear. But....too obvious a choice Wonko x | |||
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"But nones selling themselves ill try I've got no job I live with my parents. I'll gladly be the scapegoat.
Wait srnt we unsettling ourselves?"Typos.... | |||
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"But nones selling themselves ill try I've got no job I live with my parents. I'll gladly be the scapegoat.
Wait srnt we unsettling ourselves?"Nah...you're too cute to be a scapegoat I think. | |||
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"But nones selling themselves ill try I've got no job I live with my parents. I'll gladly be the scapegoat.
Wait srnt we unsettling ourselves?
Nah...you're too cute to be a scapegoat I think."🤣 Appreciate it mate, I figured id try atleast. | |||
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"lol blame me it’s all good " Succinct and strong...early contender in my view. | |||
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"Because it wouldn't come close to being the most flustering thing to happen to me fab-wise in the last few days so I'm happy to take this burden. " Yeah...no...dunno. Maybe it's because I fancy you, but I think you just need a couple of corrective lashes rather than the whole scapegoat journey J x | |||
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"lol blame me it’s all good Succinct and strong...early contender in my view. "  | |||
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"It’s usually my fault, whatever is it" That didn't have quite as high energy as Wee69 though...scapegoats need to wriggle a bit....x | |||
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"I'm happy to be scapegoat. Blame me. I'll take swig of rum, put in my fangs, and snarl right back. 😁" There's a lot to be said for a scapegoat fighting back. Probably just in the lead. | |||
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"I cause road accidents because I drive responsibly. The mr " That was weak for you Mr K! I was expecting a cross between 1812 and Trafalgar in your sales pitch... | |||
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"Van bust , forgot my cash card , late for job , FWB getting married 🤣🤣 sire a lot worse off but I'm feeling pretty crap today lol " Yeah but we can't hate you for those things. A scapegoat has to (somehow) FEEL like someone who can be hated, burnt at the stake etc, then everyone feels better for it. And a few weeks later they go "Christ - we went off on one there didn't we? Old Bert was all right really. Let's buy his Mum a cake". Or sumfin' like that. | |||
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 or be projected upon? I don't think I have any current poopiness bar some mild period pain.
(The excessive emote usage really lends itself well to some oversharing) | |||
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"But what if I don't want to project? or be projected upon? I don't think I have any current poopiness bar some mild period pain.
(The excessive emote usage really lends itself well to some oversharing)"I really got to stop putting emotes everywhere but it's in the blood now.  | |||
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"I cause road accidents because I drive responsibly. The mr That was weak for you Mr K! I was expecting a cross between 1812 and Trafalgar in your sales pitch..." 😂 well one doesn’t like to brag, and it’s not worth the hassle off the mrs when I inevitably get put on the naughty step. The mr | |||
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"But what if I don't want to project? or be projected upon? I don't think I have any current poopiness bar some mild period pain.
(The excessive emote usage really lends itself well to some oversharing)
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emotes everywhere but it's in the blood now. "Tough - you turned up. You're in third place now, because being a bit limp is annoying. But not enough to get up to first (unless others vote you up there ) x | |||
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"I cause road accidents because I drive responsibly. The mr That was weak for you Mr K! I was expecting a cross between 1812 and Trafalgar in your sales pitch... 😂 well one doesn’t like to brag, and it’s not worth the hassle off the mrs when I inevitably get put on the naughty step. The mr "  💙 | |||
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"Me. I had sex with allllll the forum men. Then I compiled a spreadsheet detailing their strengths and weaknesses and circulated it round all the chat groups. Then i publicly rated them in a thread. Mrs TMN x" Nah - that makes you a heroine. At least people read your spreadsheets and give Forum males exposure their 4,812 unread messages never achieve 😘😘😘. | |||
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"I would be a great scape goat because I'm completely unrepentant, I'll do it again! " Could be a contender - depends on the things you did. Any chance of a list? | |||
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"Please please please let me be the scapegoat. " Why? | |||
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"I would be a great scape goat because I'm completely unrepentant, I'll do it again! Could be a contender - depends on the things you did. Any chance of a list?" My lawyer advised me against producing incriminating evidence | |||
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"I would be a great scape goat because I'm completely unrepentant, I'll do it again! Could be a contender - depends on the things you did. Any chance of a list? My lawyer advised me against producing incriminating evidence " Pfffttt...from potential hero to near zero. Nope - no scaping the goat for that Mischief x | |||
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"Me. I had sex with allllll the forum men. Mrs TMN x" Ffs I was off that day. | |||
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"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it. I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour! I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that! 😎" You REALLY want this, don't you? | |||
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"Me. I had sex with allllll the forum men. Mrs TMN x Ffs I was off that day. "It wasn’t all in one day, I’m not that much of a legend | |||
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"Me. I had sex with allllll the forum men. Then I compiled a spreadsheet detailing their strengths and weaknesses and circulated it round all the chat groups. Then i publicly rated them in a thread. Mrs TMN x" You left out TVs! 😳 There is no love! | |||
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"Me. I had sex with allllll the forum men. Then I compiled a spreadsheet detailing their strengths and weaknesses and circulated it round all the chat groups. Then i publicly rated them in a thread. Mrs TMN x You left out TVs! 😳 There is no love!" And women | |||
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"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it. I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour! I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that! 😎 You REALLY want this, don't you?" You know climate change? I did that. | |||
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"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it. I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour! I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that! 😎" Challenge accepted… I designed the roundabout. | |||
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"Very well Mr. Kluntspeare... I will be today's scapegoat. I'm content. I'm calm. I wake up in a good mood and generally enjoy just being alive , looking at the clouds passing my bedroom window and trees waving in the breeze. I have no debts, no shitty bosses , I'm warm , well fed and well .... pretty fucking amazing really. I have sex regularly ...... ( thought i'd best mention it ) " From my OP perspective, that's all rather lovely and nothing scapegoaty at all about it Granny. But...collect the votes of others on the thread and it might happen for you x | |||
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"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it. I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour! I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that! 😎 You REALLY want this, don't you? You know climate change? I did that. " I mean, that's gonna be tough to top for any other wannabe scapegoats x | |||
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"Still feeling left out "Well, you're "in" for scapegoat consideration....but you've not said anything yet to get any points . | |||
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"Very well Mr. Kluntspeare... I will be today's scapegoat. I'm content. I'm calm. I wake up in a good mood and generally enjoy just being alive , looking at the clouds passing my bedroom window and trees waving in the breeze. I have no debts, no shitty bosses , I'm warm , well fed and well .... pretty fucking amazing really. I have sex regularly ...... ( thought i'd best mention it ) From my OP perspective, that's all rather lovely and nothing scapegoaty at all about it Granny. But...collect the votes of others on the thread and it might happen for you x" I disagree........ the disgruntled , the disillusioned , dissatisfied , disappointed and displeased will find it perfect for a good kicking | |||
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"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it. I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour! I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that! 😎 Challenge accepted… I designed the roundabout. " Nah - I love roundabouts. It's the slingshot thing as you exit them. | |||
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"Very well Mr. Kluntspeare... I will be today's scapegoat. I'm content. I'm calm. I wake up in a good mood and generally enjoy just being alive , looking at the clouds passing my bedroom window and trees waving in the breeze. I have no debts, no shitty bosses , I'm warm , well fed and well .... pretty fucking amazing really. I have sex regularly ...... ( thought i'd best mention it ) From my OP perspective, that's all rather lovely and nothing scapegoaty at all about it Granny. But...collect the votes of others on the thread and it might happen for you x I disagree........ the disgruntled , the disillusioned , dissatisfied , disappointed and displeased will find it perfect for a good kicking " They certainly would....but if they're quiet about it, it ain't happenin' x | |||
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"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it. I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour! I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that! 😎 Challenge accepted… I designed the roundabout. " That's nothing. I invented the 4-way stop street. | |||
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"Me. I had sex with allllll the forum men. Then I compiled a spreadsheet detailing their strengths and weaknesses and circulated it round all the chat groups. Then i publicly rated them in a thread. Mrs TMN x You left out TVs! 😳 There is no love! And women "Going for the "bitch" vote? "I, Mrs Twist, told everyone how shit all the women on FAB are at sex". I mean, the men and TVs are probably happy for the recognition...but to call out those with whom the FAB power lies....you may well suddenly find yourself the sacrificial victim indeed. Smart move to win. Dumb move ever after xxxx | |||
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"I'm a bit lost " Well, that's endearing and sweet. Can't scapegoat you for that - sorry x | |||
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"Please please please let me be the scapegoat. Why? "coz I said please | |||
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"Please please please let me be the scapegoat. Why? coz I said please "I mean how often do you get polite people on here ? | |||
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"Please please please let me be the scapegoat. Why? coz I said please I mean how often do you get polite people on here ?" Well it's a good point, but I just ain't feeling the "this guy is such an evil arsehole he should be burned at the stake and then pissed on" vibe from that politeness. I am a big fan of reverse psychology...but I can't get there my friend...apologies .
But, if you get others to vote for you, it could happen yet.... | |||
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"Please please please let me be the scapegoat. Why? coz I said please I mean how often do you get polite people on here ?
Well it's a good point, but I just ain't feeling the "this guy is such an evil arsehole he should be burned at the stake and then pissed on" vibe from that politeness. I am a big fan of reverse psychology...but I can't get there my friend...apologies .
But, if you get others to vote for you, it could happen yet...."Thought I had you there . | |||
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"Please please please let me be the scapegoat. Why? coz I said please I mean how often do you get polite people on here ?
Well it's a good point, but I just ain't feeling the "this guy is such an evil arsehole he should be burned at the stake and then pissed on" vibe from that politeness. I am a big fan of reverse psychology...but I can't get there my friend...apologies .
But, if you get others to vote for you, it could happen yet....Thought I had you there ." | |||
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"Wasn’t me. (I’m not quite shaggy though)" You're in, but it needs a lot more to climb the rankings Rag . | |||
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"Because it wouldn't come close to being the most flustering thing to happen to me fab-wise in the last few days so I'm happy to take this burden. Yeah...no...dunno. Maybe it's because I fancy you, but I think you just need a couple of corrective lashes rather than the whole scapegoat journey J x" Ooh scapegoat immunity! What to do with this phenomenal cosmic power?! 😈 | |||
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"Because it wouldn't come close to being the most flustering thing to happen to me fab-wise in the last few days so I'm happy to take this burden. Yeah...no...dunno. Maybe it's because I fancy you, but I think you just need a couple of corrective lashes rather than the whole scapegoat journey J x Ooh scapegoat immunity! What to do with this phenomenal cosmic power?! 😈" Hey - the thread is "Today's Scapegoat". You may well be back in the running on other days....if you want it as much as Davina does xxxx | |||
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"Fuck it it’s my fault anway lol " Hey - I'm keeping you in the top 5 because of your delightfully bouncy early energy, but Davina DID climate change, Mrs Twist told every FAB woman they're shit at sex (after shagging their husbands too! Hussy!), and Granny has a perfect life....alienating 95% of FABbers I imagine.. Tough competition now Wee...very tough . | |||
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"Fuck it it’s my fault anway lol Hey - I'm keeping you in the top 5 because of your delightfully bouncy early energy, but Davina DID climate change, Mrs Twist told every FAB woman they're shit at sex (after shagging their husbands too! Hussy!), and Granny has a perfect life....alienating 95% of FABbers I imagine.. Tough competition now Wee...very tough ."Um, no I didn’t. I only publicly rated the men. I’m not insane | |||
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"Fuck it it’s my fault anway lol Hey - I'm keeping you in the top 5 because of your delightfully bouncy early energy, but Davina DID climate change, Mrs Twist told every FAB woman they're shit at sex (after shagging their husbands too! Hussy!), and Granny has a perfect life....alienating 95% of FABbers I imagine.. Tough competition now Wee...very tough .
Um, no I didn’t. I only publicly rated the men. I’m not insane "Yeah I know...but it was too good an opportunity to miss, and there was some ambiguity if one squinted hard enough xxxx | |||
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"After the school run this morning I went upstairs to get something and the next thing I knew I was back under the warm duvet waking up at 1pm…. So whatever it was, it was probably my fault " Well I'm always grateful to have new comments in a thread - thank you - but I can't award Chief Scapegoat status for this I'm afraid. Davina has snarly fangs, and she did CLIMATE CHANGE!!! That's a definite piece of burning wood up the wazoo...if only to hide the charred carbon  . | |||
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