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'Just new' folks and 'can't accom or travel'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

More an observation, but how many folk are 'just new to this' yet been members for over a year AND folks who can't accom (fair dos there's reasons of Fam etc) but Can't travel?! At all? Anywhere? Buses all broken? Trains f3ked? Horse deid?

Aaaaaaand...burds, stop getting shirty when guys email you - that's why they're/ you're here!! I'm sure there are plenty fannies out there but nae need to be 8r5ey about it.

That REALLY grinds my geyahs.

That's better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it Thursday already?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"More an observation, but how many folk are 'just new to this' yet been members for over a year AND folks who can't accom (fair dos there's reasons of Fam etc) but Can't travel?! At all? Anywhere? Buses all broken? Trains f3ked? Horse deid?

Aaaaaaand...burds, stop getting shirty when guys email you - that's why they're/ you're here!! I'm sure there are plenty fannies out there but nae need to be 8r5ey about it.

That REALLY grinds my geyahs.

That's better. "

right..ok....thanks for that

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

This is the moment when you realise that your private notes function is sooo handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tongue is firmly in cheek but valid surely? If you've been here for over a year you're hardly new to all this and so many profiles have really bitchy comments about guys being fuds etc (and no this isn't a personal gripe, as folks I've conversed with would back up) and same with the can't travel part - everyone can travel - somehow. No?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it Thursday already? "

Nope, just a practise run.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Cant travel means they will not go miles for a shag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the original.post be translated to english please.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Tongue is firmly in cheek but valid surely? If you've been here for over a year you're hardly new to all this and so many profiles have really bitchy comments about guys being fuds etc (and no this isn't a personal gripe, as folks I've conversed with would back up) and same with the can't travel part - everyone can travel - somehow. No?

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what if the have ben online dating so much the have grown into ther sofa??

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"More an observation, but how many folk are 'just new to this' yet been members for over a year AND folks who can't accom (fair dos there's reasons of Fam etc) but Can't travel?! At all? Anywhere? Buses all broken? Trains f3ked? Horse deid?

Aaaaaaand...burds, stop getting shirty when guys email you - that's why they're/ you're here!! I'm sure there are plenty fannies out there but nae need to be 8r5ey about it.

That REALLY grinds my geyahs.

That's better. "

OMG!

Even as a Scot myself. if I have stretched myself mentally to interpret what you are saying, what the hell is everyone else in the UK and beyond going to work out what you are saying?

Forget the Rab C Nesbitt tones and terminology, and speak English!

Typical Aberdour local! (I know, as I lived in Fife myself!)

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Is it Thursday already? "

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I understood it....

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Like we say in french " S il vous plait, est ce que vous pouvez me transmettre ce qu il dit? "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Perhaps those fannies have equally valid (though hopefully more clearly expressed) rants about the knobs attached to dicks who get them down?

Speaking for myself my fanny is plenty to go around but only when and where i choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More an observation, but how many folk are 'just new to this' yet been members for over a year AND folks who can't accom (fair dos there's reasons of Fam etc) but Can't travel?! At all? Anywhere? Buses all broken? Trains f3ked? Horse deid?

Aaaaaaand...burds, stop getting shirty when guys email you - that's why they're/ you're here!! I'm sure there are plenty fannies out there but nae need to be 8r5ey about it.

That REALLY grinds my geyahs.

That's better.

OMG!

Even as a Scot myself. if I have stretched myself mentally to interpret what you are saying, what the hell is everyone else in the UK and beyond going to work out what you are saying?

Forget the Rab C Nesbitt tones and terminology, and speak English!

Typical Aberdour local! (I know, as I lived in Fife myself!) "

What do you mean??

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Is it Thursday already? "

My thoughts exactly...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I understood it...."

and me, maybe its the haggis i eat makes me receptive to scottish

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh, i also reserve the right to get shirty/arsey with anyone who sends me an obscene or inappropriate message. And a message directed at my fanny would count as such.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can the original.post be translated to english please."

Nope, I'm Scottish.

Deid - dead

Fannies - silly sausages

Burds - beautiful ladies

Fuds - see 2 above

Geyahs - see Peter Griffin (if you don't know who he is then you'll be one or all of 1, 2, or 4 and quite possibly 3)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understood, and I'm not Scottish...but I have watched every episode of Still Game and Chewin' The Fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant travel means they will not go miles for a shag.....

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no,thats what it means to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone get any of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can the original.post be translated to english please.

Nope, I'm Scottish.

Deid - dead

Fannies - silly sausages

Burds - beautiful ladies

Fuds - see 2 above

Geyahs - see Peter Griffin (if you don't know who he is then you'll be one or all of 1, 2, or 4 and quite possibly 3)

"
you know what really grinds my geyahs the bird is the word

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