FabSwingers.com forum: Dicks of the road

By *ackformore100 OP Man
17 weeks ago

Tin town

Used to be mostly BMW driver's but now? Who are the ones jumping the lights? Undertaking.? Sitting less than 6 feet from the car in front? Pushing out in front of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Still BMW

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By *ellhungvweMan
17 weeks ago

Cheltenham

New Range Rovers - they roar up behind you at 700 mph and sit right on your arse unless you move over whilst they are still half a mile away.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
17 weeks ago

London

The unholy trinity.

BMW

Audi

Tesla

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
17 weeks ago

Wolvo

Bmw every single time.

Followed by range rover drivers

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By *eavenNhellCouple
17 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Anything large & German for the purposes of this statement Tesla are German .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
17 weeks ago

East Sussex

It's not the car it's anyone driving while wearing a hat.

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By *rHotNottsMan
17 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m just as bad in a 7 series as my daughters ford Ka

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By *uywithaSmileMan
17 weeks ago

Rossendale

Utility company vans.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
17 weeks ago

Leeds

Hey, I think you’ll find some of us undertake to remind the bellend in the middle lane that he’s should be where I’ve just gone passed him.

The mr

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
17 weeks ago

Reigate

BMW drivers will always have it, but Range Rover drivers are getting close.

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By *tephanie63Woman
17 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

"Hey, I think you’ll find some of us undertake to remind the bellend in the middle lane that he’s should be where I’ve just gone passed him.

The mr "

It's people like you who caused accidents.

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By *onestphilMan
17 weeks ago

Preston

All German vehicles mostly.followed by young kids

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By *ib.Man
17 weeks ago

Hampshire

Taxi drivers.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
17 weeks ago

Leeds

"Hey, I think you’ll find some of us undertake to remind the bellend in the middle lane that he’s should be where I’ve just gone passed him.

The mr

It's people like you who caused accidents. "

Of course it is 🤦🏻‍♂️ so the fact I stay in lane 1 and don’t move over 2 lanes of traffic to get passed someone travelling slow is dangerous.

The mr

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By *electableicecreamMan
17 weeks ago

The West

I'd say Audi drivers are the most aggressive

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
17 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Audis, Teslas, and silver Citroen Picassos.

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By *zeroMan
17 weeks ago

Glasgow

Just Eat drivers too. I've seen them using their phone when they've been driving, mounting the pavement on mopeds and just skipping red lights.

Seen one on a bike cycling through a tunnel going about 20mph too

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By *stwo2023Couple
17 weeks ago

Worcester

Everyone! Driving standards are just awful! Lane management is non existent which causes untold crashes.

We have several road closures round by us each week, often with fatalities. People call for better traffic management.....lower speed limits, traffic lights etc but they will do nothing because some people believe they are invincible.

Better car technology and design, I think, is partly to blame.

Evie

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

If I'm behind a Nissan Juke, I just assume I'm going to be going 10mph under the limit for as long as I'm behind them.

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By *stwo2023Couple
17 weeks ago

Worcester

"If I'm behind a Nissan Juke, I just assume I'm going to be going 10mph under the limit for as long as I'm behind them."

I feel attacked

Evie

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By *ot really famousMan
17 weeks ago

monaghan

Ie mow you all off the road in my merc....

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

The drivers are the answer

It's not the cars

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
17 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"The drivers are the answer. It's not the cars "

Yeah, but see those BMW drivers?

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By *hrek101Man
17 weeks ago

Herts

Range rovers

Audi

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By *obilebottomMan
17 weeks ago

All over

I am sure ot depends who is driving but the 4'4 land rovers can be prety mad

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By *eavenNhellCouple
17 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Audi are near the top of the list but at least they let you know with four cockrings for a badge

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By *cubasteve007Man
17 weeks ago

Peterborough

I'm on the roads 9hrs a day and have to say Audi drivers are the worst followed closely by BMW.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
17 weeks ago

Reading

I had a Merc going in the back of me when I stopped at traffic lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Having just done a speed awareness course I feel like I might be a bit of a dick.

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By *ountry cowboyMan
17 weeks ago

Perth

"I'm on the roads 9hrs a day and have to say Audi drivers are the worst followed closely by BMW."

👍 agree,

I'm a Toyota hilux guy myself and show courtesy to most

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
17 weeks ago

belfast

Audi

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By *ools and the brainCouple
17 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Round this way seems to be insignia driver's who are absolutely nuts.

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By *othicslaveCouple
17 weeks ago

Norfolk

range rover and audi driver

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By *inbad695Man
17 weeks ago

Wakefield

"Hey, I think you’ll find some of us undertake to remind the bellend in the middle lane that he’s should be where I’ve just gone passed him.

The mr

It's people like you who caused accidents.

Of course it is 🤦🏻‍♂️ so the fact I stay in lane 1 and don’t move over 2 lanes of traffic to get passed someone travelling slow is dangerous.

The mr

The mr "

I am with you. Can't stand middle lane drivers when the motor way is empty

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By *urry BlokeMan
17 weeks ago

Stalybridge

12 months ago, I drove a 10 year old Ford Fiesta

I now drive a 2 year old BMW

My driving hasn't changed

A bell end driver is a bell end driver regardless of what they drive

Same applies for half decent, careful & considerate driver

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By *ellhungvweMan
17 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Hey, I think you’ll find some of us undertake to remind the bellend in the middle lane that he’s should be where I’ve just gone passed him.

The mr

It's people like you who caused accidents.

Of course it is 🤦🏻‍♂️ so the fact I stay in lane 1 and don’t move over 2 lanes of traffic to get passed someone travelling slow is dangerous.

The mr

I am with you. Can't stand middle lane drivers when the motor way is empty"

If the motorway is empty then you will have plenty of time to see the middle lane hogger up ahead and move over.

Undertaking just to prove a point does prove a point - that you are as bad as they are.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
17 weeks ago

The Lake District

"I'm on the roads 9hrs a day and have to say Audi drivers are the worst followed closely by BMW."

Oftern FAR TOO closley

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Still BMW

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By *milyRose321TV/TS
17 weeks ago

Derry, Ireland

Don't know but any BMW or Audi drivers I know grand plus any I met as looking to come out of junction flash lights too let me pass, maybe because I drive a Volvo sport lol

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
17 weeks ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

Because I drive a fairly elderly pickup (you may remember the sort that Clarkson etc al tried to kill) with whips of straw fluttering onto their windscreen, To be in front of you is quite rightly a visual and aesthetic

affront to all you BM, Audi and urban R.Rover drivers (you muddy chaps and horsey ladies with Labrador hair covered seats don't seem to mind too much. Maybe the old peeling BFSS sticker in the rear window helps).

In an effort to restore the natural order to your world, an aspiration I heartily support; you wish to get past me and undertake every manoeuvre known, and even some not known that racing driver with appalling dress sense....

....and finally away you go, off along that clear highway.

Oh joy!

..... until there I am polluting your mirrors as we catch up with that muck spreader.

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By *andadbodMan
17 weeks ago

Liverpool

from my experience Audi drivers are notoriously aggressive drivers, closely followed by BMW.

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By *abluesbabyMan
17 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

I don't seem to see as many BMW's these days. I'd say Audi drivers are the biggest twats out there circa 2024.

PS - Disclaimer: Not ALL Audi drivers of course. Maybe 97-98 % of you!

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