FabSwingers.com forum: worst thing youve bought

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Inspired by jackandkates classic forum post which made me giggle

"I've bought some proper shite too though, usually after I've been in the pub"

Whats the worst thing youve bought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of carling.

It was hot.

I was thirsty.

It tasted like gnats piss!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"A pint of carling.

It was hot.

I was thirsty.

It tasted like gnats piss!

on an alcohol theme my dad and i bouht a pint of worcester black pear at a warriors match once.....it was vile!!! tasted like water that had the player jock straps soaked in it for the whole season......bleurgh!!

we drank it though, treated it like soome sort of initiation to the Warriors fan base haha

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

A £50 acoustic bass off eBay (just to tat about on, I realise you get what you pay for

)...the only instrument I've ever bought that goes out of tune sharp !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wedding ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These bloody twisty little hair clips like spirals and one is supposed to hold long hair up in a bun....i got the things stuck and couldnt twist it out so started getting it more stuck the more i struggled and had to call a friend at midnight to come get it out!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

letsbe bought an idustrial strenth fly swat to add a little 'spark' in the bedroom.

good thing i tested it on my finger first instead of a nipple!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tra has a Flintlock album. That must take some beating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got in from the pub, pissed as a fart, fired up the pooter and bought a 6ft tall plastic tree

Cost me £40 too. As soon as I saw it I just had to buy it

Kate was speechless when this giant box arrived, and I was scared to open it while she was there.

Our village have had a couple of years of pisstaking on the strength of that purchase

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

A Nintendo Wii havent used it for about 2 years and its worth shit all now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got in from the pub, pissed as a fart, fired up the pooter and bought a 6ft tall plastic tree

Cost me £40 too. As soon as I saw it I just had to buy it

Kate was speechless when this giant box arrived, and I was scared to open it while she was there.

Our village have had a couple of years of pisstaking on the strength of that purchase

I remember you posting about that! Made me laff ....lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got in from the pub, pissed as a fart, fired up the pooter and bought a 6ft tall plastic tree

Cost me £40 too. As soon as I saw it I just had to buy it

Kate was speechless when this giant box arrived, and I was scared to open it while she was there.

Our village have had a couple of years of pisstaking on the strength of that purchase

I remember you posting about that! Made me laff ....lots.

Folks in our local tried to get me pissed to see what sort of shite I'd buy to make them laff too, lol

I've still got it too, it's in our spare bedroom next to the bed. Kate says it's like sleeping outside

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"letsbe bought an idustrial strenth fly swat to add a little 'spark' in the bedroom.

good thing i tested it on my finger first instead of a nipple!!!

I got my daughter to put her tongue on one of those (the tennis racquet type one ?)...told her it was just like a 9v battery. Apparently it hurt...a lot

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A bottle of Jagermeister. It has become a standing joke in the family. Each person who ends up with it takes it to the next family 'do'. And they, in turn, take it to the next, and so on. Currently, it is residing in my freezer. That's the third time I've been lumbered with it. It is several years old now!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"letsbe bought an idustrial strenth fly swat to add a little 'spark' in the bedroom.

good thing i tested it on my finger first instead of a nipple!!!

I got my daughter to put her tongue on one of those (the tennis racquet type one ?)...told her it was just like a 9v battery. Apparently it hurt...a lot

yeah that the one, this one was from Maplin and i agree with your daughter!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of Jagermeister. It has become a standing joke in the family. Each person who ends up with it takes it to the next family 'do'. And they, in turn, take it to the next, and so on. Currently, it is residing in my freezer. That's the third time I've been lumbered with it. It is several years old now!"

I'm coming up your way next month!!

What do you want to swap it for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst thing i bought was a Amstrad GX4000.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I'm coming up your way next month!!

What do you want to swap it for?

Ew - it takes like cough syrup!

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

Kat bought a pair of 80s type roller boots in a pub in Spain even after trying them on and going arse over tip in a dress with no knickers on. Been in the cupboard under the stairs ever since...

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Like MANY people...an exercise bike, an abs blaster, a step machine and finally a treadmill...

All make excellent clothes hangers...and toe stubbers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wedding ring

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Peugeot 309 GL, within 6 months I had spent nearly as much on it as it had originally cost me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford KA

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

Engagement ring. Never again

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Like MANY people...an exercise bike, an abs blaster, a step machine and finally a treadmill...

All make excellent clothes hangers...and toe stubbers...

Decided today that the stepper i never use will be filed under b for bin the bloody useless toe stubbing machine.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Ford KA"

Is that Matt or Col????

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Engagement ring. Never again"

why???? she turn you down????

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

"Engagement ring. Never again

why???? she turn you down????

I wish she had

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Engagement ring. Never again

why???? she turn you down????

I wish she had"

What happened then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford XR2i many moons ago

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Mr Blobby 7 inch single.

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Sony Betamax, Atari games console, Alfa Romeo car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

paid £150 for some silicone boobs which lasted me a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kat bought a pair of 80s type roller boots in a pub in Spain even after trying them on and going arse over tip in a dress with no knickers on. Been in the cupboard under the stairs ever since..."

Not a size 6 by any chance?? Lol been after some of those for a while. One man's junk is another's treasure or something like that.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rover 75 the best car I ever had for the sum of 4 weeks till the head gasket Whent at 2 in the morning on the snake pass phone not working a long night got home at 6 by the time we got hold of the aa and the had to tow me back to stockport

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"letsbe bought an idustrial strenth fly swat to add a little 'spark' in the bedroom.

good thing i tested it on my finger first instead of a nipple!!!

I got my daughter to put her tongue on one of those (the tennis racquet type one ?)...told her it was just like a 9v battery. Apparently it hurt...a lot

yeah that the one, this one was from Maplin and i agree with your daughter!!!!

I'm a cruel and nasty father !

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"A wedding ring

I have a spare one of them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a rover 214

.not surprised rover went bust

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Ford KA"

That`ll be a Ford KAK then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Mr Blobby 7 inch single.

Sorry, but that's an awesome purchase! Blooby, blooby, blooby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A left handed screwdriver

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ford KA

That`ll be a Ford KAK then! "

I loved mine!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I have just brought the new Ka.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst buy was beaten up Toyota Previa when i lived and worked in Dallas Tx, had no air conditioning, rattled when it went over 40mph and was a pain to even keep in a straight line, on top of that the rear axle fell off when coming off the highway way at 70 and the thing was a deathtrap, was scrapped when i left the country :-.

- Johny ( to be fair it cost me peanuts and i got what i paid for).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Memory foam mattress, like sleeping on a slab of granite

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

[Removed by poster at 17/04/13 22:08:12]

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Memory foam mattress, like sleeping on a slab of granite

Love mine (there seems to be a trend here! Other peoples worst buys are my faves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Memory foam mattress, like sleeping on a slab of granite

we had one of them, but it forgot that two of us slept in our bed.

it's down the tip now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Memory foam mattress, like sleeping on a slab of granite

we had one of them, but it forgot that two of us slept in our bed.

it's down the tip now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Memory foam mattress, like sleeping on a slab of granite

Love mine (there seems to be a trend here! Other peoples worst buys are my faves!

When I was looking for a new mattress, everyone raved about them and there were threads on here about them, so I went against my better judgement and bought one. Thing is that I had little money to spare so mine came without a topper which I guess it needs as my friend bought the whole bed, his is lovely and soft but he has said mine is hard though it should be soft?? Think its also because I am a side sleeper and it doesn't give enough

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

well any car I buy is guaranteed to be a pile of pish... apart from my beloved vxr that I had to sell because my weeman got claustrophobic and car seat in the back (not great in a 3 door)

a blackberry bold 9900 - it be more us as a door stop! Piece of crap needs the battery pulled about 3 times a day, and has a mind of its own.

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