FabSwingers.com forum: How long

By *oney Honey OP Woman
6 weeks ago

York

..do you spend getting ready for a meet. As a woman I feel like I spend hours!! Especially if sex is on the cards… while I think a lot of men just show up with a lot less preparation!

I am taking at least two hours before a meet to make sure everything is smooth, smelling good, hair washed, make up, choosing an outfit. I sometimes wonder if it’s worth it.

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Covent Garden

My routine becomes my ritualistic experience, whether I'm meeting for a coffee, a tryst, dinner date or a sensual dalliance.

It's all about the ablutions and the pampering: the metrosexual skincare products are a treat for my skin, the shower has power, my attire, my cologne and my attitude are in perfect symphony.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Central

It seems like a day but is probably 3 hours

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By *nesCouple
6 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

If we’re going to a club that opens at 8pm, I’ll be washing my hair at 8am and spending the whole day slowly getting everything done.

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By *ib.Man
6 weeks ago

Hampshire

A quick rub over with a wet wipe (preferably pilfered from KFC because I like the lemon scent) and I'm ready for action.

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By *ellhungvweMan
6 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Shower, shave, get dressed. Depart. It doesn’t take long.

OP I think most men don’t really mind what you are wearing - the outfit isn’t really for us, it is for you. We know you like to look nice and if it makes you feel good then that works for us. We just want you to be happy.

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By *emboy AlexMan
6 weeks ago

Chadderton, Manchester

About 20 minutes. It takes 15 minutes to wash, shave, run some makeup, and prepare my body. It takes 5 minutes to get clothed.

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By *ickylouCouple
6 weeks ago

Depends on what type of meet.

If it is Vicky and Chris for a beer and a social then an hour.

If play on the cards as Vicky and Lou can take most of the day lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"..do you spend getting ready for a meet. As a woman I feel like I spend hours!! Especially if sex is on the cards… while I think a lot of men just show up with a lot less preparation!

I am taking at least two hours before a meet to make sure everything is smooth, smelling good, hair washed, make up, choosing an outfit. I sometimes wonder if it’s worth it. "

Just a quick brush of the hair... my meets usually clean me up with their tongues.

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I take the same amount of time as I do every morning. I always go out looking the best I can. I can’t go out of the house any other way

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By *cottish guy 555Man
6 weeks ago

London

Surely the preparation time helps add to the overall experience.

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By *mf123Man
6 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

5 seconds to brush the crumbs off my top

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By *hil most chillMan
6 weeks ago

South East & Europe

An hour max. Shit, shave, shower, existential crisis, flirty text, lay some rose petals on the bed, place the condoms and spermicidal lube under the pillow for luck, slap myself in the face 15 times, recite the drill sergeant's speech from Full Metal Jacket in the mirror, eat a live cricket to connect with nature and finally get dressed. Standard pregame.

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By *ib.Man
6 weeks ago

Hampshire

"5 seconds to brush the crumbs off my top"

Into a little bag for snacks during I hope?

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By *sWyldWoman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

This is why I don't do quickies! All that effort for an hour of half hearted sex isn't worth it

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By *hil most chillMan
6 weeks ago

South East & Europe

"This is why I don't do quickies! All that effort for an hour of half hearted sex isn't worth it"

Logical solution = make less effort

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By *mf123Man
6 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"5 seconds to brush the crumbs off my top

Into a little bag for snacks during I hope?"
who has time to eat during

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By *ucka39Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

Several hours taking my time for perfection

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
6 weeks ago

London

2 or 3 hours

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands

A good couple of hours.

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By *ib.Man
6 weeks ago

Hampshire

I think I was late to my first ever meet on here because I couldn't find matching shoes.

I can't remember if I turned up with odd shoes or not.

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By *a LunaWoman
6 weeks ago

South Wales

"This is why I don't do quickies! All that effort for an hour of half hearted sex isn't worth it"

Now see I’m quite partial to a bit of pump and go!

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By *enk15Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham

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By *ib.Man
6 weeks ago

Hampshire

"This is why I don't do quickies! All that effort for an hour of half hearted sex isn't worth it

Now see I’m quite partial to a bit of pump and go!

*Nods approvingly*

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By *enk15Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham

"This is why I don't do quickies! All that effort for an hour of half hearted sex isn't worth it"

Wait, an hour is a quickie?

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Straddle the toilet and flush so I can wash off the worst of the diseases, trim the two fingernails I’ll be using, eat some toothpaste, change from A-Team pants to Thundercats pants, open a window.

I’d say ten minutes is plenty.

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By *ornycougaWoman
6 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

About an hour - it's the same routine for a social or for sex with me (unless I'm planning on anal in which case it's as long as it takes)

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I would say over an hour. Shave the bits, shower, shave my face, moisturise, get dressed, do my hair, bit of scent and I'm golden

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"..do you spend getting ready for a meet. As a woman I feel like I spend hours!! Especially if sex is on the cards… while I think a lot of men just show up with a lot less preparation!

I am taking at least two hours before a meet to make sure everything is smooth, smelling good, hair washed, make up, choosing an outfit. I sometimes wonder if it’s worth it. "

Send a before and after I'll tell you if it's two hours well spent or not x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's not less than a couple of hours. This is why "quickly coming over" isn't an option.

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By *ex HolesMan
5 weeks ago

Up North

8 inches

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
5 weeks ago

wonderland.

Not long to be fair. I'll have a shower before going to a club. Let my hair dry on the way. Slap a bit of make up on...

As Mr found out last weekend.. I can get my lingerie on in the time it takes for him to shower

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By *lueLotusWoman
5 weeks ago

the wilderness

I spend an hour getting bathed/showered, dressed, hair, feeling good, music nails, jewellery... But I'll spend another hour or two leading up to it thinking about what to wear, enjoying the anticipation, etc.

I love getting ready for a meet I'm genuinely looking forward to. My level of enthusiasm for getting ready is a really good gauge of feeling ... If I'm not feeling it I'll cancel.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

If it includes the shaving routine like 4 hours, it's hard work being a woman

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By *ik NaksCouple
5 weeks ago

Wigan

I spend about 2 hours and David spends 15 minutes then he tries to rush me 😡😡

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By *ames250122Man
5 weeks ago

Worcester

"..do you spend getting ready for a meet. As a woman I feel like I spend hours!! Especially if sex is on the cards… while I think a lot of men just show up with a lot less preparation!

I am taking at least two hours before a meet to make sure everything is smooth, smelling good, hair washed, make up, choosing an outfit. I sometimes wonder if it’s worth it. "

While I can’t guarantee it’s worth it for your meets. I probably spend about the same time in all fairness. Shaving, clipping, showering, re-showering, outfit choices, re-shaving, re doing hair and deodorant, working out and doing my utmost to look as polished as I can knowing how much effort woman but Into meeting. I space it out though to help but for me a fair bit of effort x

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By *ames250122Man
5 weeks ago

Worcester

"..do you spend getting ready for a meet. As a woman I feel like I spend hours!! Especially if sex is on the cards… while I think a lot of men just show up with a lot less preparation!

I am taking at least two hours before a meet to make sure everything is smooth, smelling good, hair washed, make up, choosing an outfit. I sometimes wonder if it’s worth it.

Well truth be told it’s sometime a lot more hours as it’s on top of that work out leading up to a meet as I tend to double everything and if honest it hurts. It hurts in every fibre of my body before even staring to get ready with shaving, showering, clipping, smelling nice and finding clothing I look nice in. I work out 6 days a week with work already so those weeks absolutely kill me at 41 to be honest but I do it cos I want to be the best I can be, which ain’t much, not really appreciated and at times I’m so damn tired I’d rather just be in bed but know it means something to them, I do it. Think we all get that way sometimes though so completely understand where your coming from x

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Usually ready in an hour x

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By *avexxMan
5 weeks ago

cheshire

about six hours

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By *r John WickMan
5 weeks ago

The Continental

About 1 min 30 seconds.

Bung some clothes on after quick squirt of Lynx Africa under the pits, and splash of joop. Boom I’m done.

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By *oney Honey OP Woman
5 weeks ago

York

"About an hour - it's the same routine for a social or for sex with me (unless I'm planning on anal in which case it's as long as it takes) "

God yes, add another hour if anal is on the cards!

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By *vaRose43Woman
5 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

At least a couple of hours.

Long shower and shave

Hair

Makeup

Lingerie

Clothes

Packing a bag

I enjoy the process, it’s sort of ritualistic

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
5 weeks ago

wonderland.

Actually thinking about it. My first meets/ dates with Mr.. it took me absolutely ages by my normal standards.....

I should have realised then it was something very different and special.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
5 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Wash the pits, cock and arse crack, shave the balls and I’m ready to go.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Swansea

Up to 2 hours for me (her) and possibly 15/20 mins for him. x

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By *alsaman15Man
5 weeks ago

Market Drayton

Spent an hour getting ready and cleaning the house for them to not turn up

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By *oney Honey OP Woman
5 weeks ago

York

"Spent an hour getting ready and cleaning the house for them to not turn up "

I don’t have people come to my house for that very reason!

If I have to clean the house before a meet it could take all week!! Ha ha!

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By *enelope2UWoman
5 weeks ago

Fife

30 minutes I don't need much additions

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 weeks ago

Reading

2 hours including bathing

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By *itygamesMan
5 weeks ago

I'm a 2 hour man , bath then shower to rinse, cut toe nails n finger nails , shave , blow dry n straighten hair, iron clothes , polish shoes , brush teeth , add aftershave ...........ready

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Under 1hr.

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By *itygamesMan
5 weeks ago

seems like some folk don't even shower before a meet

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By *r John WickMan
5 weeks ago

The Continental

"seems like some folk don't even shower before a meet

Or perhaps don’t believe EVERYTHING you read in the internet.

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By *oney Honey OP Woman
5 weeks ago

York

"seems like some folk don't even shower before a meet

Eugh. I often shower TWICE before a meet… once to wash properly and wash my hair, then often again another quick rinse off and freshen my lower body areas after I have dried my hair and before I dress! Maybe I am paranoid or obsessive!

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By *hiloabcMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester

Clean nails is a must you don’t know where your fingers are going to end up

But clean everything and groomed for me it’s a good 30-40 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I would shave the night before a meet and it takes an age, make one bad move with a razor down there and I won’t be meeting anyone again. So between the night before prep and the day, it takes at least an hour and a half to two hours

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By *hrista BellendWoman
5 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

20 mins, thorough shower, lingerie and a covering outfit, splash of smelly and a hint of makeup and I'm good to go

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By *ik NaksCouple
5 weeks ago

Wigan

"20 mins, thorough shower, lingerie and a covering outfit, splash of smelly and a hint of makeup and I'm good to go

Is your shower broke as you have a lot of paint still left on your back? 😘 x

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By *JcuriousCouple
5 weeks ago

Derby

Couple hours max to have a full works shower, moisturise, hair and makeup.

I don't tend to take too long to get ready tbh.

Miss S x

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By *enk15Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

Battling the anxiety = 3 hours

Pep talk in front of the mirror = 2 hours

Washed/pampered/dressed = 1 hour

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By *ora the explorerWoman
5 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Not long really. Everything’s always smooth anyway and nails etc are always done so it’s just shower, wash hair and a bit of make up. No more than an hour I’d say

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By *.hrisMan
5 weeks ago

Bath

Brush teeth, quick shower and then get dressed. I'd say I'd be done in 10 mins!

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
5 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Wife 90 min to 2 hrs

Me 15-20 mins

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By *he Silver FuxMan
5 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"..do you spend getting ready for a meet. As a woman I feel like I spend hours!! Especially if sex is on the cards… while I think a lot of men just show up with a lot less preparation!

I am taking at least two hours before a meet to make sure everything is smooth, smelling good, hair washed, make up, choosing an outfit. I sometimes wonder if it’s worth it. "

I learned the hard way… never shave your genitals in a hurry.

I have standards, beyond being scrupulously clean, it’s stubble trimmed, nose and eyebrows checked for mutant hair growth, nails cut, I’ll get a haircut if it’s needed. Moisturise, cologne, clothes, floss…

And yes, it’s worth it…

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By *he Silver FuxMan
5 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"seems like some folk don't even shower before a meet

Or perhaps don’t believe EVERYTHING you read in the internet.

Or perhaps you haven’t born witness to these disgusting men..

I haven’t ever smelt a women like it but clearly some men turning up at a club having climbed out of a taxi after a 48 hour shift.. BO to make your eyes water. Gross bastards.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Not that long... not shaving everything helps cut down the time i expect! A thorough shower including hair wash, a trim and general tidy up, probably 20 mins. Brush teeth. Grab my club bag (it's always packed!) and go. I typically only wear my birthday suit at clubs anyway so no outfit selection required. (I'm also likely to have about 5 showers when I'm there anyway because of sauna, jacuzzi, and after playing etc.)

It's only as complicated as you make it!

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Half hour max

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By *eroLondonMan
5 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"Not long really. Everything’s always smooth anyway and nails etc are always done so it’s just shower, wash hair and a bit of make up. No more than an hour I’d say "

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I suppose you save time with not having to brush your teeth?

#Steradent™

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By *eliWoman
5 weeks ago

"Not long really. Everything’s always smooth anyway and nails etc are always done so it’s just shower, wash hair and a bit of make up. No more than an hour I’d say

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I suppose you save time with not having to brush your teeth?

#Steradent™"

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By *he Silver FuxMan
5 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"Not long really. Everything’s always smooth anyway and nails etc are always done so it’s just shower, wash hair and a bit of make up. No more than an hour I’d say

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I suppose you save time with not having to brush your teeth?

#Steradent™"

💣… 💥

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By *ora the explorerWoman
5 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Not long really. Everything’s always smooth anyway and nails etc are always done so it’s just shower, wash hair and a bit of make up. No more than an hour I’d say

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I suppose you save time with not having to brush your teeth?

#Steradent™

I’ll bash your two heads together one of these days!

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